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Illinois foundry worker dies after falling into crucible filled with 2,600F molten iron: Employee had only ‘worked at the plant for five days’ – LINK

See Taco Bell’s new floating restaurant that delivers tacos from the sky – LINK

Famous Hollywood chimp found in the basement of Lake of the Ozarks home – LINK

Which Color Car Holds Its Value the Best? – LINK

Geico Must Pay a Woman $5.2 Million, After She Got an STD While Hooking Up in a Guy’s Car? – LINK

A Guy Told a Cashier to Empty the Register, Then Stole a Sex Toy Instead – LINK

Someone Broke into a Place in Pennsylvania and Only Stole Pierogis – LINK

 

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FOO FIGHTERS announced two tribute concerts to celebrate the life of their late drummer TAYLOR HAWKINS.  One will be September 3rd at Wembley Stadium in London and the other September 27th at the Forum in L.A. The band said, quote, “For our dear friend, our badass bandmate, our beloved brother. . . Foo Fighters and the Hawkins family bring you the Taylor Hawkins Tribute Concerts.” The lineups for each show will be announced soon.  And tickets go on sale on the 17th.  You can sign-up for alerts at FooFighters.com (LINK)

Cameras were rolling when BOB SAGET’s famous friends got together to remember him . . . and the result is a special that hits Netflix tomorrow.  You can watch the trailer now. 

The way EZRA MILLER’s been acting lately, it’s kind of surprising that Warner Brothers and DC haven’t pulled the plug on their “Flash” movie yet.  Maybe this will do it (LINK)

Ezra is being accused of grooming a girl for the past six years . . . starting when she was 12. Back in 2016, Ezra . . . who was 23 at the time, visited the Standing Rock Reservation in North Dakota, where they met young Takota Iron Eyes.  Takota’s parents say the two of them developed a friendship that put their daughter at risk. They say Ezra flew Takota to London in 2017, when she was 14, and even supplied her with alcohol, marijuana, and LSD over the years.  They also claim Ezra disrupted Takota’s life so much that last year, she dropped out of the private school she was attending. Takota’s parents flew to Ezra’s home in Vermont in January, and found her without her driver’s license, car keys, bank card, and other items she’d need to live independently.  They also claim she had bruises that Ezra had caused. They took her back home with them, but she soon fled to be with Ezra again.  And she was apparently with Ezra in Hawaii recently, when they got arrested several times. Takota’s parents are trying to get an order of protection against Ezra on their daughter’s behalf.  They say Ezra uses, quote, “violence, intimidation, threat of violence, fear, paranoia, delusions, and drugs” to control her. The problem is, Takota is 18 now, so unless her parents can get her under some kind of conservatorship, she’s free to do what she wants. And she posted a message (LINK) on Instagram defending Ezra, and saying the only “emotional and psychological manipulation” she endured was from her PARENTS. 

Remember “Live PD” on A&E that followed police officers LIVE on patrol? It was canceled two years ago following the killing of GEORGE FLOYD by police. But it’s BACK as “On Patrol: Live” on the Reelz channel. It’s being made by the same people, and it’ll basically be the same show. “Cops” was also canceled in the wake of Floyd’s murder, but it returned last year to the Fox Nation streaming service (LINK)

What is the best job in the world and ill tell you why it’s being SNOOP DOGG’s personal blunt roller.  Not only would Snoop be your boss, but it’s a full-time salaried position, and he adjusts the pay to inflation. In 2019 Snoop revealed that he paid his roller between $40,000 to $50,000.  But he confirmed Tuesday, that it’s actually MORE now. On Monday, “UberFacts” Tweeted the outdated salary.  And Snoop replied, quote, “Inflation.  Their salary went up!!” (LINK)  

Ask Ashley Simpson it only take one mistake. One mistake made by KISS drummer Eric Singer looks to have exposed KISS for using backing vocals during their shows.   Singer flubbed some rhythm while the band was performing “Detroit Rock City” in Belgium on Tuesday night, causing Stanley to miss his vocals – which could still be heard. Sharing a video from the show, someone commented “Something screws up with the track KISS are miming to on “Detroit Rock City” in Antwerp. … Result is the pyro fires too early and Paul is left with his pants down when his vocal plays without him pretending to sing it.” This isn’t the first lip-sync accusation made against KISS, even though Gene Simmons said in 2015 “have a problem when you charge $100 to see a live show and the artist uses backing tracks.”

Kevin Hart will keep on going deep with other celebrities. His Peacock talk show Hart to Heart has been picked up for a second season.  Hart announced the news in a video preview. Kevin will have Jay-Z, Pete Davidson, Tyler Perry, Chris Rock, Seth Macfarlane, Mike Tyson, and others as guests.    The new season of Hart to Heart will premiere on July 14th. 

Slipknot frontman Corey Taylor says new music from the band will come “within the next month”.  He told the crowd at The Knotfest Roadshow in Moline, Illinois “I’m gonna start some s*** by telling you that probably within the next month, you will probably hear some new f***in’ Slipknot s***.”  Taylor suggested the new music we’ll hear will appear on Slipknot’s new album. 

A lady in upstate New York went on a wild hunt when her 15-year-old dachshund went missing.  She eventually came across a movie crew an hour away in Albany, and they said the dog had been picked up by a celebrity . . .Turns out it was none other than known dog rescuer HILARY SWANK.  After a quick phone call, a car drove up with the missing dog in Hilary’s lap. After returning the dog, Hilary took a photo with the owner.  She said, quote, “[Hilary’s] not the type of person who’s going to blow the horn telling people what she did.” For those who don’t know, Hilary actually has a foundation centered around rescue animals called Hilaroo (LINK) (LINK)

CELEBRITIES CELEBRATING A BIRTHDAY 

Natalie Portman is 41 

Muse lead singer Matt Bellamy is 44. He’s also one of Kate Hudson’s baby-daddies. 

Puddle of Mudd singer Wes Scantlin is 50 

Johnny Depp is 59 

Michael J. Fox is 61 

Long-time college basketball commentator Dick Vitale is 83

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Alektra Blue

Today’s birthday girl has been in 586 fine films, including:

  • American Ass 5
  • The Apprentass 9 & 10
  • The Bangover
  • Busty Invaders From Mars
  • Dude Your Girlfriend Is In A Porno 1
  • Hung Jury
  • The Mattress Jockey
  • Tease Before The Please 2
  • Welcome to Tuna Town
  • And who can forget her role in 2015’s Silence of the Clams

Alektra Blue is 39 years old!

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Last night in Tampa the Cards and Rays played the second game of their series.  And, for the second straight night, it was Tampa who got the win.  This time we didn’t need extras because the Rays won EASILY.  11-3 was the final.  The “big story” from last night is the fact that once again, Yadier Molina entered the game as a pitcher.  And, for the first time in his 19 year career…he recorded his first ever strikeout.  From the mound and not the plate. This afternoon the two teams are at it again.  Miles Mikolas gets the start for the Cards.  First pitch scheduled for 12:10PM.

Yesterday they released all the nominees for the MLB all-star game and the Cardinals have a lot of folks that popped up on the ballot.  A total of NINE Cardinals appear on the ballot.  Yadi, Goldschmidt, Pujols, Arenado, Tyler O’Neill, Nolan Gorman, Tommy Edman, Harrison Bader, and Dylan Carlson all make an appearance.  You can vote right now and pick your squad at stlcardinals.com.

Tonight we have Game 5 of the Rangers/Lightning series.  The series shifts to New York tonight.  The Rangers won the first two at Madison Square Garden with the Lightning taking the first two in Tampa.  The series is all tied up at 2 and puck drop tonight is scheduled for 7PM.

Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown combined for over 50 points last night as the Celtics took Game 3 in Boston 116-110 against the Golden State Warriors in the NBA Final.  Boston now has a 2-1 lead in the series.  Tomorrow the two teams will play in Boston again for Game 4. Tip off is scheduled for 8PM.

Bryson DeChambeau and Patrick Reed are the latest players set to join the LIV Golf Invitational Series, which will start its inaugural 54-hole event today. A source said that DeChambeau and Reed would take part in the first United States-based event, which happens later this month, at Pumpkin Ridge outside of Portland.  It’s also reported that they had signed on for multiple years. LIV Golf representatives would not comment although there are plans for future announcements during the tournament at Centurion Club this weekend.  Now – on the flipside of that – the PGA Tour will announce discipline Thursday morning for those competing for the Saudi-backed organization. That will “likely include suspensions” that may vary on a case-by-case basis.

So the Cleveland Browns have DeShaun Watson as their #1 QB.  And – all signs point to him being suspended a handful of games after the NFL concludes the whole massage stuff.  And – if that was the case it looks like the team will be in the hands of their back up QB….Jacoby Brisset?  Yeah – that’s right.  The team has decided to allow Baker Mayfield – their starting QB for the past few years – to skip off-season activities.  That means, they are done with Baker and it looks like it’ll be Jacoby’s team until DeShaun comes back.  Welp, there’s Cleveland being full Cleveland.

Roughly 90 women, including four-time Olympic gold medalist Simone Biles, seek a settlement in excess of $1 billion from the FBI over its handling of the allegations against former USA Gymnastics team doctor Larry Nassar. The women say the FBI failed to act with the urgency to stop him after becoming aware of sexual assault allegations against him in 2015. Nassar, who was a doctor at Michigan State University, was not arrested until the fall of 2016 following an investigation by MSU police. Nassar was sentenced to up to 175 years in prison in 2018 for molesting seven young gymnasts and later received a sentence of up to 125 years on three further counts of criminal sexual conduct.

Crazy story to wrap up sports here…and we have very little details.  The Osceola County Sheriff’s Office said six members of Haiti’s soccer program for the Special Olympics are missing. We are hearing that the individuals are all adults, five of whom are not Special Olympics athletes and one who is an adult with intellectual disability. Police have indicated they have no reason to believe the health and safety of any of the individuals is at risk.” The reason for the disappearance is unknown. They left behind their room keys along with their personal belongings. The sheriff’s office said foul play isn’t suspected at this time. The Special Olympics opened June 5 in Orlando and run through Sunday.