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OnlyFans Users Spent $5.6 Billion in Payments on Adult Content Site Last Year – LINK

Drea de Matteo from “The Sopranos” Is Now on OnlyFans – LINK

Couple desperate for baby having sex wrong way for 4 years – and wife is still a virgin – LINK

New Term: “Masterdating” Is Splurging on Elaborate Solo Dates – LINK

Woman Says She and Husband Don’t Have Regular Sides of the Bed – LINK

What’s Your Go-To Response to a Funny Text? – LINK

 

 

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With her husband gone, Britney Spears is hiring a team to take care of her. Sources tell TMZ that Brit has hired two new staff members at her home, including one with “a history working in medicine.” That person will reportedly “have a wide range of responsibilities, but the primary job is to make sure she stays healthy. A key responsibility is making sure she takes her meds.” Britney’s attorney Mat Rosengart and manager Cade Hudson are said to be focused on keeping Britney “occupied” amid her divorce. She’s allegedly working on music and other projects outside the house. Insiders say Britney doesn’t like being alone, so getting her out is a priority – LINK

If Nevada Governor Joe Lombardo has his way, AC/DC would provide the halftime entertainment at Super Bowl 58 on February 11th. That’s the band he chose when asked last week at the Super Bowl 58 Host Committee press conference when he was asked who he wants to perform. “I was going to yell it out … But yeah, I’m serious. Bring ’em back.” – LINK

Less than two weeks after it was announced that Alice Cooper had signed with Vampyre Cosmetics for a line of makeup, the deal has been canceled following his comment about gender-affirming care being “a fad” that has “gone now to the point of absurdity.” – LINK

While on tour in Sweden, Killswitch Engage’s bus collided with an elk. The band’s bus driver suffered some torn ligaments; the rest of the crew and band are okay – LINK

Ahead of her birthday, Florence Welch revealed that she recently underwent emergency surgery. She wrote a letter to fans: “I’m so sorry that I had to cancel the last couple of shows. My feet are fine. I had to have emergency surgery for reasons I don’t really feel strong enough to go into yet, but it saved my life.” The Dance Fever tour dates are in September. In November last year, she ended the band’s UK tour after breaking her foot on stage at the O2 Arena in London – LINK

Spiritbox is in town this Sunday, and announced over the weekend that they will release a new EP titled The Fear of Fear on November 3rd. Check out the single “Jaded” on YouTube LINK

Bob Barker has passed away.  Bob hosted The Price Is Right  from 1972 until 2007, he was 99 years old. Adam Sandler, who fought Barker in a famous scene in Happy Gilmore, said, “The man. The myth. The best. Such a sweet funny guy to hang out with. Loved talking to him. Loved laughing with him. Loved him kicking the crap out of me. He will be missed by everyone I know! Heartbreaking day,”

‘Sopranos’ star Drea De Matteo, who played Adriana La Cerva on the show, has launched an OnlyFans – LINK

Liam Neeson says when he was 15, he confessed to a priest that he masturbates.  After he got shamed for it, he immediately left and never went to a confession again – LINK

Everyone has a favorite recurring character from “Saturday Night Live”.  UltimateClassicRock.com just put out a list of the 30 best.

their Top 10:  LINK

  1. The Blues Brothers.  Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi.
  1. Mister Robinson.  Eddie Murphy.
  1. Matt Foley, motivational speaker.  Chris Farley.
  1. Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar.  Mike Myers and Dana Carey.
  1. The Church Lady.  Dana Carvey.
  1. Buckwheat.  Eddie Murphy.
  1. Roseanne Roseannadanna.  Gilda Radner.
  1. Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.  Phil Hartman.
  1. Irwin Mainway of Mainway Toys.  Dan Aykroyd.

10.  Hans and Franz.  Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon

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Crystal Ray

Today’s birthday girl has been in 220 fine films, including:

– 18 and Lost in Detroit

– Assficianado 6

– Beauty and the 14 Inch Beast

– Beverly Hills 9021-ho 4

– Biggest Black Girth on Earth 6

– Double Parked 4: Loading Zone

– Spring Break Sex Kittens

– Ten Little Piggies 3

– The Violation of Gia Paloma

– And who can forget her role in 2014’s I Only Do Black Guys

Crystal Ray is 41 years old

Sports Report 1

St. Louis CITY SC fell 2-1 against Orlando City SC in a hard-fought matchup at Exploria Stadium. After a scoreless first half, Orlando took the lead in the 48th minute through Facundo Torres before Rasmus Alm equalized. In the dying moments of the match, Orlando was awarded a penalty which was converted by Torres to give the home side the win.

CITY SC made more expansion team history against Orlando by scoring their 50th MLS goal of the season in 25 games. With Alm’s goal, CITY SC became the fastest-ever expansion team to 50 goals in their first year, eclipsing Chicago Fire (1998), Atlanta United (2017) and LAFC (2018) who all scored their 50th goal in their 26th match. Only those three expansion teams in league history have scored 50-plus goals in their first year.

St. Louis CITY SC (14-9-2) remains top of the Western Conference and will face two opponents this week, FC Dallas at home on Wednesday and Sporting KC on the road on Sunday.

Josef Newgarden HAD a chance at a four-peat but that ended as his car blew up and he ended up in the wall at World Wide Technology Raceway on Sunday. Ultimately, the legendary IndyCar driver Scott Dixon took the Bommarito 500.

The master of fuel conservation was the only driver to make three pit stops and rolled to a 22-second win over Pato O’Ward. IndyCar’s Scott Dixon wins the 2023 Bommarito 500 – LINK

The Cardinals, posted a 3-0 loss in the series finale on Sunday afternoon and were swept by the Phillies for the first time in the history of Citizens Bank Park. It also marked the first time the Cardinals were swept by the Phillies in a three-game set since August of 2006. Offensively, the Cardinals (56-75) registered just two hits as they were shut out for the 11th time this season. Cards are at Busch tonight against the Padres with a start of 645pm Cardinals pitcher Drew Rom shows progress vs. Phillies – LINK