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Teacher saves choking 9-year-old boy in class – VIDEO

YOUTH BASEBALL UMPIRE ATTACKED BY COACH … After Call During Game – LINK

Is This a Legit Frozen Pizza Hack? – VIDEO

Young People Are Obsessed with a Social Media App Called “BeReal” – LINK

Rich People Are Paying “Professional Baby Namers” $10K to Name Their Kid? – LINK

The Loch Ness Monster Might Just Be a Whale Wiener – LINK

A Man Suffered a Serious Lung Injury . . . While Pleasuring Himself – LINK

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Did you know that MOLLY SHANNON was once sexually harassed by GARY COLEMAN???  It was back when she was trying to break into showbiz, and she got signed by Gary’s agent. The agent took Molly to Gary’s penthouse apartment to meet him, then he left them alone together.  Gary had Molly sit down on his bed, and he started TICKLING her.  Then he got more aggressive. Molly says she was trying to be polite, but he was “relentless”.  He was bouncing on the bed, trying to kiss her and get on top of her.  Every time she threw him off, he got back on her. And she was starting to get tired from all the activity.  When she got off the bed, Gary grabbed onto her leg, and she had to kick him off.  Then she finally got away and locked herself in the bathroom. And Gary stuck his hands under the door and said, quote, “I can see you, Silly Billy.” She finally escaped, and told the agent he needed to keep a closer eye on Gary.  But she still wishes she’d stood up for herself more. Molly tells the story in her new book “Hello, Molly!” 

Ever since KIM KARDASHIAN started having kids, people have been saying, “Just wait until they’re old enough to use the Internet . . .”Well, that time has arrived.  The first episode of “The Kardashians” hits Hulu today . . . and we learn that Kim’s 5-year-old son Saint has seen an ad for her SEX TAPE while playing the video game “Roblox”. Obviously she freaks, and talks to her lawyer about SUING.  ” I have all the time, all the money, and all of the resources to burn them all to the ground.” 

“The Kardashians” is finally out on Hulu today.  So in light of this new era, let’s take a look at who’s the most popular in the Kardashian and Jenner family including the baby mamas and daddies based on their Instagram following. 

  1. Kylie Jenner. . . 327 million 
  1. Kim Kardashian. . . 300 million 
  1. Khloe Kardashian. . . 234 million 
  1. Kendall Jenner. . . 230 million 
  1. Kourtney Kardashian. . . 169 million 
  1. Kris Jenner. . . 46.9 million 
  1. Travis Scott. . . 44.7 million 
  1. Scott Disick. . . 26.5 million 
  1. Blac Chyna. . . 16.4 million 
  1. Kanye West. . . 15.9 million 
  1. Caitlyn Jenner. . . 12.8 million 
  1. Tristan Thompson. . . 3.6 million 
  1. Rob Kardashian. . . 2.8 million 

I guess they’re not quite family yet, but Travis Barker has 6.7 million followers and Pete Davidson’s account is currently deleted.  

BRITNEY SPEARS and JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE just broke up 20 years back . . . but the press still won’t let it go.  And I’m sure it’s maddening to both of them. On Monday night, a paparazzi scumbag caught Justin and a friend taking a walk in Beverly Hills and (AUDIO) A lot of people are dragging Justin for copping an attitude instead of just wishing Britney and her boyfriend well.  

Joseph Gordon-Levitt has just joined the cast of Peacock’s new drama series called Poker Face. No details yet on what the drama series will be about, but Rian Johnson will write and direct this new series.  Recently, Joseph Gordon-Levitt has also signed on to play Johnny Carson in the new biopic series called King of Late Night 

DANNY DEVITO likes his version of the Penguin from TIM BURTON’s 1992 movie “Batman Returns” better than COLIN FARRELL’s from the new movie “The Batman”. But only because of the style of the films.  He says, quote, “My feeling of comparing the two movies, I’m like a Tim Burton fan. “I like the whimsical, the operatic, the disaffected Pee-wee Herman throws me off a bridge.  That makes me smile.  So it’s a different situation, but I did watch the [new] movie.” He added, quote, “I thought Colin, who is a good buddy of mine, I think he did a great job in that.  You take your hat off to anybody who sits in the makeup chair that long.  I did it with the Penguin and loved it.” 

A Ted prequel series is coming to Peacock thanks to SETH MACFARLANE.  And it’ll also be called “Ted”. Seth will return to voice Ted, of course.  He’s also going to be the writer, director, and co-showrunner.  There will be 10 episodes. The series will take place in 1993, when MARK WAHLBERG’s character John is 16 years old.  Ted’s moment of fame has passed, and he’s living with John and his family in Boston.  Just like in the movies, Ted isn’t always the best influence, so we’ll have to see what troubles they get into.  The movie takes place in 2012. John will be played by MAX BURKHOLDER from “Parenthood”.  No release date has been announced. 

GENE SIMMONS doesn’t think many musicians could handle performing in a KISS costume. He said, quote, “You got to understand, we love [Mick] Jagger and Bruno Mars and Bono and anybody else, they’re all great, but if you put those guys . . . Beyoncé, put Beyonce in my outfit . . .”With seven to eight-inch platform heels, dragon boots that each weigh as much as a bowling ball, the entire outfit, studs, leather and armor is about 40 pounds.  The guitar and the studs is 12 pounds by itself. Then, you got to spit fire, fly through the air, and do that for two hours.  They would pass out within a half hour.” KISS are celebrating 50 years as a band and vow that their “End of the Road” world tour will be their last. 

In November, George Harrison’s childhood home in Liverpool, England, went up for auction for the first time in nearly a decade. Two weeks later, it landed a buyer from the Amercia, superfan 48 year old Ken Lambert, who is turning it into an Airbnb rental and house museum. He was the high big at $250,000. He isn’t a poperty buyer just a big fan. It was used as the bands practice house in the late 50’s. The rate was under $300 a night.

Cannabis company Dad Grass is celebrating George Harrison’s classic album, All Things Must Pass, with a line of products called “All Things Must Grass.” In addition to the prerolled joints, rolling papers, posters and buttons, Dad Grass is selling a special Dad Stash edition that disguises the pack of joints to look like an All Things Must Pass double cassette box. Since Harrison’s estate was cool with the line of products, this is the first cannabis collab with a Beatle.  The company says its All Things Must Grass line “serves as an ode to George’s mystic blend of cultures, styles and times.”

Shinedown has pushed the release date of their seventh studio album, Planet Zero, from April 22nd to July 1st. (AUDIO) Shinedown is currently on the Revolution Live Tour with Pretty Reckless. 

It’s been just a few weeks since Bruce Willis‘s family revealed that he’d be stepping back and retiring from acting after being diagnosed with aphasia. Naturally people are heading to their streaming services to watch his stuff. One thing you wont find. If indeed you are looking, is Moonlighting. With Bruce and Cybill Shepard from the 1980’s. But it’s nowhere to be found. I found out why. Series creator Glenn Gordon Caron says its definitely the music over anything else. He actually made contact with Disney, which owns the show, about putting the series on Disney+, however, he was told that “we don’t see Disney+ that way.” So back then it was an age of audience thing. But now Disney says it’s the music and it would not be cost effective to try to get all the rights. They used music from many decades and many genres. They even broke NEW music. Back then they didn’t have to license anything so they didn’t.  The series, which also starred Cybill Shepherd, also had a very famous theme song, performed and co-written by Al Jarreau.

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Tonight the Blues are back on the ice for a game against the Sabres and they look to make it 7 in a row.  The Sabres aren’t great but former Blue Tage Thompson has scored 33 goals this year.  The Sabres have been eliminated from the playoffs and the Blues are right in the thick of things.  They have gotten points in their last 9 games.  Puck drop is scheduled for 6PM.

Minnesota Wild center Ryan Hartman earned a $4,250 fine after flipping off Evander Kane during Tuesday night’s game vs. the Oilers. Hartman gave Kane the bird after the Oiler left winger got into it with one of his Wild teammates. Hartman later said the action was “well worth it.” Wild and other hockey fans across the country came to Hartman’s defense on Wednesday morning after a fan found the center’s Venmo account. His account was then posted on Twitter, and dozens of fans started pouring in to help pay for Hartman’s fine. As a professional hockey player, Hartman really didn’t need help paying the fine, but fans wanted to show their support for his actions and show their appreciation for him backing up his teammate. The craziest payment of them all, though, was from Kane’s ex-wife, Anna Kane. She sent Hartman $200 to help pay for the fine. She posted a picture of the payment on her Instagram story.

The Cardinals have played one out of their three scheduled games this week with games on Monday and Wednesday being rained out. Now they are up in Milwaukee for a series against the Brewers.  Tonight Adam Wainwright gets the start for the Cardinals.  It’s the Brewers home opener.  First pitch is scheduled for 4:14PM.

Clayton Kershaw was perfect through seven innings on Wednesday afternoon, but Dave Roberts and the Dodgers ultimately decided to pull him from the game due to pitch count. In his first start of the season, Kershaw only threw 80 pitches. His pull was controversial for fans, as they were hoping to see just the 24th perfect MLB game in history. However, Kershaw thinks Roberts made “the right decision” when choosing to take him from the game.  “Blame it on the lockout,” Kershaw said. “Blame it on my not picking up a ball for three months (during the offseason). I knew going in that my pitch count wasn’t going to be 100. It’s a hard thing to do, to come out of a game when you’re doing that. We’re here to win. This was the right choice.”

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. has picked up right where he left off from last year —especially on last night at Yankee Stadium. Guerrero went 4-for-4 with three home runs and a double during Toronto’s 6-4 win over the Yankees.  The impressive night marked Guerrero’s second career three-homer game. At 23 years and 28 days old, he’s the second-youngest player to achieve that feat twice.

A rough night for the Hornets took a turn for the ugly late in the fourth quarter of Wednesday night’s play-in tournament game against the Hawks, when Charlotte forward Miles Bridges was ejected from the game for arguing a call. As Bridges made his way toward the tunnel, he turned and fired his mouth guard at a taunting fan, which actually hit a different fan a few seats away. The mouth guard appeared to hit the fan’s left shoulder before ricocheting to her face. Bridges seemed to yell something at another fan seated on the railing, who was taunting him as he walked to the tunnel. The Hawks dominated the game from the start and secured the result with a big third quarter, eventually winning 132–103.  Atlanta advances to the second round of the play-in tournament, and will face the Cavaliers in Cleveland on Friday.

We now have our next play-in tournament match ups in the NBA.  The Hawks will take on the Cavaliers tomorrow at 6:30PM and the Pelicans will play the Clippers at 9PM.
The Las Vegas Raiders are staying the course. The team and quarterback Derek Carr have agreed to a three-year, $121.5 million contract that ties him to Las Vegas through 2025. Carr, 30, looked like a future star after excellent seasons in 2015 and 2016. He was a potential MVP candidate in 2016 before a broken leg in December of that season ended his campaign. The Raiders made the playoffs that year but missed out on the postseason in the four seasons after. Carr threw for 4,800 yards, 23 touchdowns and 14 interceptions in a season that saw the team experience significant turmoil. Gruden resigned over the release of offensive emails he sent prior to taking over as Raiders head coach for the second time in 2018. Receiver Henry Ruggs III, one of the team’s 2020 first-round picks, was released after he was charged with DUI resulting in the death after his car accident that killed a woman and her dog.

And finally – Urban Meyer clearly isn’t made for the NFL after being fired from the Jaguars for a NUMBER of on and off the field issues.  So what’s next?  Meyer plans to return to Fox Sports as an analyst. Meyer had previously served as an analyst Fox’s college football program Big Noon Kickoff in 2019 and 2020.  He then took over as the head coach of the Jaguars for the 2021 season, a disastrous run that ended after 13 games, a 2-11 record and a mountain of controversy and drama surrounding the head coach. He was fired in December.