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Fan Sets Guinness World Record at U.S. Bank Stadium – LINK

Here Are 15 Things You Might’ve Forgotten Happened This Year – LINK

Most of Us Get Annoyed If Our Drive-Thru Order Takes More Than Five Minutes – LINK

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You can be any superhero who would it be? How do you think you will age in real life. A study of their lifestyles shows many will suffer from chronic health conditions in old age. Researchers in Australia conclude that, in the real world, these powerful characters are more prone to dementia, life-changing physical injuries, and disability because of their exposure to loud noises, air pollution, and head injuries. The Incredible Hulk-heart problems, excess weight, and near-constant anger means he is at risk from a range of chronic diseases. Black Widow– traumatic childhood means she is more likely to become physically and mentally ill later in life. Spider-man– strong, flexible, and agile, should be less likely to fall when he is old. However, his nightly crime fighting means he is unlikely to be getting the eight to ten hours sleep experts recommend for teenagers — making Marvel’s famous webslinger more prone to mental health problems, obesity, and unintentional injuries.   Of the Marvel movies released between 2008 and 2021. They found superheroes get regular exercise, which is good for their long-term health. They also live in places which are socially cohesive and connected, which reduces their risk of dementia. Superheroes are also positive, optimistic, resilient, and have a sense of purpose, all of which have a scientific link to healthy aging. With the exception of Thor and Iron Man, these characters do not drink heavily or smoke, which helps them live longer as well. Additionally, both Black Panther and Iron Man are very rich and clever, which reduces their risk of dementia. Black Panther is also vegetarian, which helps keep wrinkles at bay. Conclusion…like the average person, superheroes need to exercise regularly and have strong friendships and relationships if they are going to age well (LINK)

Remember LOGIC’s suicide prevention song from 2017, “1-800-273-8255”? It MAY have helped.. According to a study done by the British Medical Journal, suicide rates among 10 to 19-year-olds in the U.S. dropped by 5.5% during the song’s popularity . . . which equates to around 245 fewer suicides. The song’s popularity peaked in the first month of its release, after Logic’s 2017 MTV VMA performance, and after his 2018 Grammy performance. It’s probably also worth mentioning that calls made to the hotline rose by 6.9% . . . which is 9,915 more calls than usual (LINK)  

Remember when TORY LANEZ shot MEGAN THEE STALLION in the foot after a party in the summer of 2020?  Allegedly, of course.  Well, there was a preliminary hearing yesterday, and we found out a few more details. A cop testified that Tory shouted, “Dance, [B-word]!” before he pulled the trigger.  He also apologized, and begged Megan not to say anything.  He even offered her money, and tried to get some sympathy by telling her he was already on parole. After the hearing, Tory Tweeted his rebuttal.  He said, quote, “NAH . . . I need someone to REPORT what was REALLY said in court today . . .”Forty-five minutes of my lawyer stating contradictory evidence that proves my innocence should never come back as one false story forced to the media (LINK)” 

STEPHANIE MATTO from TLC’s “90 Day Fiancé” franchise is now selling her FARTS IN JARS.  And she claims she made $45,000 in a SINGLE WEEK off her flatulence. The farts last about TWO DAYS.  She also claims to have filled and sold 97 jars so far, and she’s made more than $90,000 to date. Which makes sense, because each jar costs $100.  You can buy them at her naughty page on Unfiltrd.com . . . which is more or less another OnlyFans. 

FLAVOR FLAV was driving through La Tuna Canyon near L.A. yesterday when rain caused a boulder to roll down the side of a cliff and smash into the front passenger side of his ride.  It did a good deal of damage to the car, but it could have done a lot worse. Mr. Flav says he, quote, “came very close to death,” and is “super grateful” to be alive. 

Make it back to back jacks for BARACK and MICHELLE OBAMA as they are the most admired man and woman in the world for the second year in a row according to an annual poll by YouGov.com. The Top 10 men are:  Barack Obama . . . Bill Gates . . . Chinese Premier Xi Jinping . . . Cristiano Ronaldo . . . Jackie Chan . . . Elon Musk . . . Lionel Messi . . . Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi . . . Russian President Vladimir Putin . . . and Chinese billionaire Jack Ma. The Top 10 Women are:  Michelle Obama . . . Angelina Jolie . . . Queen Elizabeth . . . Oprah . . . Scarlett Johansson . . . Emma Watson . . . Taylor Swift . . . former German Chancellor Angela Merkel . . . Malala Yousafzai . . . and Priyanka Chopra. 

‘The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent’ Trailer Promises ‘The Most Nicolas Cage Movie Ever. And if you watch the trailer on the blog you must agree.  It opens in theaters on April 22, 2022, and also stars Neil Patrick Harris.The official synopsis for “The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent” is as follows: Creatively unfulfilled and facing financial ruin, the fictionalized version of Cage must accept a $1 million offer to attend the birthday of a dangerous superfan (Pedro Pascal). Things take a wildly unexpected turn when Cage is recruited by a CIA operative (Tiffany Haddish) and forced to live up to his own legend, channeling his most iconic and beloved on-screen characters in order to save himself and his loved ones. With a career built for this very moment, the seminal award-winning actor must take on the role of a lifetime: Nicolas Cage (LINK)”

Korn will return to the road in 2022 with music from a new studio album and support from Chevelle. The 19-date arena tour will kick off March 4 in Springfield, Mo (LINK)

March 4 – Springfield, Mo. @ JQH Arena*
March 5 – Kansas City, Mo. @ T-Mobile Center*
 

2,000 people were surveyed about who they think is the most iconic holiday film character.  Here are the results (LINK)

  1. Ebenezer Scrooge from “A Christmas Carol” 
  1. Kevin McCallister from “Home Alone” 
  1. Buddy from “Elf” 
  1. The Grinch from “Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas” 
  1. John McClane from “Die Hard” 
  1. Ghost of Christmas Present from “Scrooged” 
  1. Gizmo from “Gremlins” 
  1. Jack Skellington from “The Nightmare Before Christmas” 
  1. The conductor from “The Polar Express” 

10.  The bird lady from “Home Alone 2”

Celebrating a Birthday today:

He’s the new Daredevil in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Charlie Cox is 39

Sevendust guitarist Clint Lowery is 50

Former Red Sox first baseman Mo Vaughn is 54.

Don Johnson is 72. Sonny Crockett on “Miami Vice”. Your parents also knew him as “Nash Bridges”. More recently he starred on HBO’s “Watchmen”

Dave Clark is 79.  Drummer and leader of the Dave Clark Five

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Trisha Rey

Today’s birthday girl has been in 157 fine films, including:

  • At Last She’s Legal 1
  • Barely Legal Little Runaways
  • Black Guys in White Thighs 2
  • Diesel Has Landed 1
  • Highway Hoes 2
  • It’s Huge 10
  • Small Sluts Nice Butts 5
  • And who can forget her role in 2008’s Charlie iz Destroying Your Daughter

Trisha Ray is 37 years old

Sports Report 1

The Blues were in Dallas last night to take on the Stars with yet another short roster.  Goals from Colton Parayko, Justin Faulk, Ryan O’Reilly, and Vladimir Tarasenko got the Blues the 4-1 win.  Now the two teams will meet at Enterprise Center on Friday.  Puck drop is scheduled for 7PM.

Last night at Madison Square Garden….Steph Curry set the new all-time 3-point record. He hit his 2,974th 3 pointer on the way to a 105-96 win by the Warriors.  Some are saying, since he still has a good chunk of years left in his playing career…this is one of those records that may never be broken again.  Both Reggie Miller and Ray Allen, numbers 3 and 2 on the all time list, presented Curry with a jersey to mark the occasion.  Curry went on to hit 4 more to end the game with his total at 2,978 threes.  He is only 33 YEARS OLD!

According to the coroner, the woman who died in a fiery crash that authorities blame on ex-Las Vegas Raiders wide receiver Henry Ruggs III driving drunk at racetrack speeds burned to death. The woman “died from thermal injuries due to a motor vehicle collision on Nov. 2.” The report went on to say that “other significant conditions contributing to her death were inhalation of products of combustion, fractures of the nasal bones, right sided ribs … left forearm and (chest. The manner of her death was accidental.”

The Los Angeles Rams added wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. and eight other players to the reserve/COVID-19 list on Tuesday.  With an ongoing coronavirus outbreak, Rams coach Sean McVay told reporters yesterday that the team’s practice facility was closed and all work would be done remotely for two days, with the remainder of the work week to be determined. The Rams (9-4) play the Seahawks (5-8) at SoFi Stadium on Sunday.

The Nets will only have eight players against Toronto on Tuesday evening after James Harden and six other players entered the league’s health and safety protocols. Harden was the latest Brooklyn player to enter protocols after the news broke earlier on Tuesday that starters LaMarcus Aldridge and DeAndre’ Bembry as well as Jevon Carter and James Johnson were listed on the injury report for the same reason. On Monday, Paul Millsap was placed in health and safety protocols.  Kevin Durant was originally listed on the injury report for right ankle soreness; however, the forward will be among the eight available against the Raptors.  Eight players…that’s it.  The Lakers Dwight Howards and the Bucks Giannis Antetokounmpo also entered the COVID protocol’s as well.

Nike officially announced UCLA soccer’s Reilyn Turner as the first college athlete to sign a NIL deal with the company. The sophomore forward was one of Bruins’ leading scorers last season and also won the Pac-12 freshman of the year award in 2020 when she led the entire conference in goals.  Turner is also part of the United States women’s national team setup with the U-20 squad.  Speaking of NIL and college athletes, Paige Bueckers, who became the first college athlete to sign with Gatorade and then hurt he knee, will be out 8 weeks after having surgery.

O.J. Simpson is a free man. The 74-year-old convicted armed robber was granted good behavior credits and discharged from parole effective Dec. 1, a day after a hearing before the Nevada Board of Parole. Simpson was convicted by a jury in Las Vegas in October 2008 and served nine years in prison for leading five men, including two with guns, in a September 2007 confrontation with two sports collectibles dealers at a Las Vegas casino hotel. Simpson insisted he only wanted to retrieve personal mementoes and items stolen from him following his acquittal in Los Angeles in the 1994 slayings of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend Ronald Goldman.

The Georgia Southern Women’s basketball team did the most on Monday.  They defeated Carver College 133-15. The 118 point margin was the second-largest win in Division 1 Women’s Basketball history. Georgia Southern’s coach Anita Howard softened the beating in her post-game press conference saying, “Hats off to Carver. This is one of our non-DI opponents. So I talked to our kids about focusing on what we do. When you go to work, you do your job. Our job is to defend, rebound and run.” If you are wondering what the largest margin of victory in Women’s DI Basketball was, In 2018, Savannah State beat Wesleyan 155-26. Georgia Southern fell 11 points short of that mark