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The “Dad Bod” Is More Popular Than Ever – PRNewswire

One in Three People Are Hiding a Kinky Fantasy from Their Partner – SWNS

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Today’s Tip: Don’t Hand Your Beer to a Cop During a Traffic Stop – Chron

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The 10 Cities with the Worst Drivers, and the 10 with the Best – QuoteWizard

The Tattoos Each State Gets More Than Others . . . Arizona Gets Shia LaBeouf Tattoos? – Zippia

Another Fantasy Football Loser Did the Waffle House Challenge – NYPost

 

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The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard debuted at No. 1 at the box office over Father’s Day weekend.  The sequel to the 2017 action-comedy The Hitman’s Bodyguard brought in roughly $17 million in its starting weekend. The movie stars Salma Hayek, Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson, and is exclusively in theaters, one of the first films to do so post pandemic. The box office recovery should heat up in a major way next weekend when Universal’s Fast & Furious installment F9, races into theaters after already earning nearly $300 million overseas.

Actor John Paragon, known as Jambi the genie in Pee-Wee’s Playhouse, has died.  TMZ reports that the actor died back in April, but his death wasn’t publicly announced until late Friday.  He was 66. Paragon got his start in Hollywood with L.A.’s legendary Groundlings improv group, acting alongside late actor Phil Hartman, Cassandra “Elvira” Peterson, and Paul Reubens.   Reubens and Paragon would later develop a kid-friendly version of Pee-Wee’s Playhouse for television, cutting back the naughty bits from its original stage show.  Not only did Paragon say “Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho!” during nearly every episode of the show, which ran from 1986-1991, he was also the voice of the Pterri the pterodactyl. Paragon also made several appearances on Seinfeld as Cedric, one half of the menacing duo in Kramer’s world.

Netflix is moving on from Jamie Foxx’s most recent project. His sitcom Dad Stop Embarrassing Me has been canceled after only one season.  The show starred Foxx and was inspired by his relationship with his daughter Corinne. Foxx was involved in the decision to end the series after only eight episodes. 

You get to revive one cancelled or finished tv series for one more season. Which series do you choose? 

NICK CANNON recently welcomed twins with a woman named Abby De La Rosa.  For reasons that may never be adequately explained, they named them Zion Mixolydian and Zillion Heir. At the time, we also heard that Nick was expecting ANOTHER child with ANOTHER woman.  Well, that woman is Alyssa Scott, and rumor has it, she and Nick are an actual couple. Yesterday, she posted (link) a picture of Nick cradling her baby bump, and wrote, “Celebrating you today.” But check this out:  This past December, a woman named Brittany Bell gave birth to Nick’s daughter, Powerful Queen . . . meaning that Nick is now expecting his fourth kid, with three different women, in LESS THAN A YEAR. Heck, if Alyssa gives birth in the next 10 days, it’ll be four kids in SEVEN MONTHS. FYI, Nick also has a 4-year-old son named Golden with Brittany.  Add Moroccan and Monroe, his twins with MARIAH CAREY, and Nick will soon have seven kids with four different women. 

Jamacian track star Usain Bolt (link)  rolled out a bit of a Father’s Day surprise Sunday, taking to IG to post a photo of his family– including his GF, Kasi Bennett, his daughter, Olympia Lightning … and newborn twins, who go by Saint Leo Bolt and Thunder Bolt 

Once upon a time, a very lucky fan’s dreams came true.  Here is a list of celebrities who have gone out with, or married, a fan . . . 

Conan O’Brien . . . His future wife was an audience member for his late night show in 2000.  When he saw her, he fell for her instantly. 

Billie Joe Armstrong . . . He met his future wife at a Green Day concert in 1990 in Minneapolis. 

Steve Harvey . . . He was doing a stand-up comedy set and his future wife arrived late.  He paused his set and said, quote, “Oh, I’m sorry.  I don’t know who this is, but I’m gonna marry her.” 

Patrick Dempsey . . . He scheduled a quick trim with a hairdresser and after two years as her client, he asked her out . . . they eventually married. 

Ringo Starr . . . He met his first wife at a club that The Beatles were playing at.  They were married for ten years and had three kids. 

Nicolas Cage . . . He got married to his waitress in an L.A. restaurant two months after meeting her.  The relationship lasted 12 years. 

Hanson . . . All three brothers met their wives at concerts. 

Guess who has their own booze on the market now? Nathan Apodaca brought joy to an entire nation way more than 15 minutes ago posted a video of himself skateboarding to work, drinking his Ocean Spray, and singing along to Fleetwood Mac’s “Dreams”.  Well, now he’s bringing us a new kind of joy with his very own cranberry juice. LOADED cranberry juice.  It’s called Cranberry Dreams Cosmo (link), and it’s 11.1% alcohol.  It’s on sale now in 2,000 liquor, grocery, and convenience stores . . . and it’ll be available online soon. 

Stevo-O is back to some classic “Jackass” antics by making a homemade Big Foot suit out of . . . PUBIC HAIR (link).  Since he can’t complete it himself, he enlisted the help of dude-only volunteers with a shaving party last Thursday 

Check out Dave Chappelle singing Radiohead’s “Creep” with the Foo Fighters at Madison Square Garden last night 

Until last night, there hadn’t been a concert at Madison Square Garden since the beginning of the pandemic, in March of 2020.  Here are some fans before last night’s first, full-capacity show, featuring Foo Fighters.  (Vaccinated fans only

WILL SMITH is coming out with his very first memoir titled “Will” on November 9th.  He said he’s been working on it for two years and describes the book as a, quote, “labor of love.”  He posted a photo (link) of himself holding an early copy of the book with a link to pre-order it. The book focuses on his persona, childhood, and journey in music, TV, and movies.    

TAYLOR SWIFT has announced that the next re-recorded album she’s releasing will be “Red”, which came out originally in 2012.  It’s coming out on November 19th. It’ll have 30 songs on it, including one that’s 10 minutes long. She said, quote, “Musically and lyrically, ‘Red’ resembles a heartbroken person.  It was all over the place, a fractured mosaic of feelings that somehow all fit together in the end. “Happy, free, confused, lonely, devastated, euphoric, wild, and tortured by memories past.”

Celebrating a Birthday today:

YouTuber and pop singer, she sang the Friday song, Rebecca Black is 24.

Singer Lana Del Rey is 36.

Former CIA employee Edward Snowden is 38.

Prince William, the Duke of Cambridge, is 39.

Lead singer of the Killers, Brandon Flowers is 40.

Chris Pratt is 42.

Maggie Siff is 47. Wendy Rhoades on Showtime’s “Billions” and Jax’s wife Dr.

Tara Knowles Teller on “Sons of Anarchy”.

Juliette Lewis is 48.

Jim Breuer is 54.

Kip Winger from Winger is 60.

Joey Kramer, drummer for Aerosmith is 61.

She was the mom on Family Ties, Meredith Baxter is 74.

He was the dad on Family Ties, Michael Gross is 74.

Ray Davies from the Kinks is 77.

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Sindee Coxx

Today’s birthday girl has been in 603 fine films, including:

– 69th Street

– Alice in Analand

– Assy Sassy 2

– Chocolate Nips

– Employee’s Entrance in the Rear

– Interview With A Vibrator

– Nightmare On Lesbian Street

– Shaving Grace

– And who can forget her role in 2010’s Welcome to Tuna Town

Sindee Coxx is 51 years old.

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Yesterday the Cardinals had a double header in Atlanta.  Their game on Saturday was postponed due to weather and both games were played as part of a day/night 7 inning double header.  Game 1 – the Cardinals got a big win as Adam Wainwright struck out 11 and the Cards won 9-1.  Game 2 – not so lucky.  The Braves got the 1-0 win.  The Cardinals are off tonight but take on the Tigers for a two game series on Tuesday.

The top prospect in all of baseball – Wander Franco (link) – is headed to the big leagues and will be called up from the minors by the Tampa Bay Rays. Franco, 20, is a switch-hitting infielder who entered the season ranked as the No. 1 prospect in baseball. In 39 games in Triple, Franco hit .315 with seven home runs and 35 RBIs. He will join the Rays for their series against the Boston Red Sox beginning Tuesday in Tampa.

Holding onto a one-run lead by a thread in the top of the ninth inning on Sunday afternoon, the Yankees needed a miracle.Bottom of Form Aroldis Chapman had walked the first two batters. It looked like it was gonna be a rough go.  And then…it wasn’t.  The 5-4-3 triple play wasn’t just a game-winner—clinching the 2-1 victory over Oakland to win the series—it was also New York’s third triple play of the season, the most in a single season in franchise history.

Last night we saw the Golden Knights take on the Canadiens and yet again we saw ANOTHER game go into overtime.  And – with the Golden Knights getting the OT goal – the series is now tied up at a game a piece.  That series will continue tomorrow night at 8pm.  In the other series – the Islanders picked up a 3-2 win against the Lightning on Saturday and that series is also tied at 2.  Game 5 is tonight in Tampa at 7PM.

Over the weekend we saw two game 7s and the start of the Western Conference Final.  In the east, on Saturday, despite Kevin Durant pretty much going OFF and having the best playoff series that we’ve seen in a really long time, the Nets didn’t have enough to knock out the Bucks.  Milwaukee picked up the 115-111 win on Saturday night in OT.  They will now take on the Atlanta Hawks who beat the 76ers in their game seven 103-96.  That series starts on Wednesday.  In the West – the Clippers and Suns started their series and the Suns got the big 120-114 win.  Game 2 is tomorrow night.

Just a few weeks past him testing positive for Covid and then not being allowed to continue his dominating round at the Memorial Tournament….John Rahm rebounded nicely and birdied both 17 and 18 to get the win at the US Open yesterday.  He finished with the 6-under par for the win.

The Tokyo Olympics will allow some local fans to attend when the games open in just over a month. Organizers set a limit of 50% of capacity up to a maximum of 10,000 fans for all Olympic venues. The decision contradicts the country’s top medical adviser, who recommended last week that the safest way to hold the Olympics would be without fans. He had previously called it “abnormal” to hold the Olympics during the pandemic. The Tokyo Games are set to open on July 23.

Allyson Felix is one of three Americans to qualify for the women’s 400m in the Tokyo Olympics. She placed second in the qualifier on Sunday with a time of 50.02 seconds and is now heading to her fifth Olympic Games, and her first as a mother. Felix, 35, has won six gold and three silver medals over her Olympic career that began at the 2004 Olympics in Athens. If she were to medal in both events this summer, she’d surpass the mark set by Carl Lewis, who has 10, as the most decorated American in track and field history.  Felix already has more Olympic medals than any other woman in U.S. track and field history.