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Arts A museum lent an artist $84K — so he kept the money and called it ‘art’ – CNN

‘Fighting’ St. Louis Cardinals win 17th consecutive game, secure National League wild-card berth – ESPN

2 men charged in lost luggage scheme against US airlines – GO

Illinois man dies after catching rabies from an apparent bat bite while he slept at home – LINK

If You Can’t Fit into the Jeans You Wore at 21, You’re at Risk of Diabetes? – LINK

Listening to Stories with Someone Else Makes Your Hearts Sync Up – LINK

A Man Says He Was Driving 103 Miles-Per-Hour, Because He Was on His Way to Buy Feminine Hygiene Products – LINK

Staff Uncover CCTV Cameras In IKEA Toilets – LINK

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‘Heavy Metal Magazine’ Model Julie Strain Dead at 58 – LINK

SHAQ did DJ set as his alter ego DJ Diesel at the Lost Lands Festival in Ohio this past weekend . . . after which he attempted his first STAGE DIVE. It wasn’t technically a stage dive, because he didn’t jump from the stage.  He just leapt over a barricade into the crowd. Now, Shaq is 7-foot-1 and about 300 pounds, so guess what happened?  The crowd didn’t stand a chance.  They tried to hold him up, but he pretty much went straight to the ground.  He seemed to enjoy himself, though (LINK)

RONDA ROUSEY and TRAVIS BROWNE welcomed (LINK) a baby boy.  His name is La’akea Makalapuaokalanipō Browne. Travis is Hawaiian. 

BILL COSBY went to jail has gone from being a bad guy to being a bad guy who roots for other bad guys. TMZ caught up with Bill’s rep Andrew Wyatt, and he says Bill believes that R. KELLY was RAILRAODED. Wyatt says that what happened to Cosby and R. Kelly was, quote, “an assault on successful black men who are doing great things.” He added that attorney Gloria Allred . . . who has represented victims in numerous sexual misconduct cases . . . only goes after, quote, “black men who have money and success” (LINK)

Next Monday night is Britney Spears Night on “Dancing with the Stars” . . . because right now the best way to exploit her is to announce to the world how much you’re against people exploiting her.  Pro dancer Gleb Savchenko says, quote, “We’re doing a whole night dedicated to Britney.  It’s a lot of support, a lot of love.  We [support] #FreeBritney.” But let’s not kid ourselves . . . what they REALLY support is RATINGS. Gleb and his partner MEL C will be dancing to “Toxic”.  MELORA HARDIN and her partner have chosen “(You Drive Me) Crazy”.  CODY RIGSBY is doing “Gimme More”. And it sounds like Olympian SUNI LEE and her partner are doing “Slave 4 U”. There’s no word yet what the other contestants are doing (LINK)

Dina Lohan (LINK) going to spend some time behind bars … after copping a plea in her DWI case. Lindsay Lohan (LINK) mom pled guilty to operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated and leaving the scene of an incident without reporting it. 18 days in jail and will then be on 5 years probation. She also must participate in a victim impact panel and take part in an alcohol program. She was busted back in January after cops say an outing at Outback Steakhouse ended with her t-boning another car outside the restaurant and leaving the scene. Cops ultimately tracked her down (LINK) at her Long Island home … where cops say she fell on her face and accused the responding officer of pushing her. Cops said they detected a strong odor of booze on her breath and noticed Dina had glassy, bloodshot eyes too. BTW … Dina had a prior DWI (LINK) in 2013 also in Long Island.  

Bam Margera was given a ride to a Florida rehab facility by the police after deputies respond to a call about an emotionally distressed person at a hotel. His wife recently asked for custody of their 3-year-old son, Phoenix Wolf.  When cops arrived, they were allegedly given the heads up about a court order directing Bam to go to rehab. The deputies then assisted with the execution of the court order by giving him a ride. He was not arrested for any reason and he doesn’t have pending charges. Earlier this year Bam was booted from the fourth installment of the Jackass franchise and beefed with Johnny Knoxville and director Jeff Tremaine. Sending positive thoughts out to Bam.

Courtney Love believes if Nirvana’s first single from Nevermind had been “In Bloom” instead of “Smells Like Teen Spirit”, and another band had hit it big before Nirvana, her late husband, Kurt Cobain, may have lived. Love explained to The LA Times “I’m not really a fan of the idea that it all ‘could have’ been that different, but ‘In Bloom’ might have shifted things. He might have survived had somebody else [gone first]. Like Eddie Vedder, somebody who had good infrastructure.” “In Bloom” ended up being Nevermind’s fourth and final single when it was released in November 1992. 

WILL SMITH says in “GQ” that he and Jada started out monogamous, but “evolved” past it. He says, quote, “Jada never believed in conventional marriage . . . Jada had family members that had an unconventional relationship.  So she grew up in a way that was very different than how I grew up.” He adds, quote, “We have given each other trust and freedom, with the belief that everybody has to find their own way.  And marriage for us can’t be a prison.”Oh, and remember all that chaos over Jada’s, quote, “entanglement” with rapper AUGUST ALSINA?  Well, it turns out Will had an entanglement of his own.  But he didn’t elaborate. 

Grimes (LINK) and Elon Musk are “semi-separated,” “We are semi-separated but still love each other, see each other frequently, and are on great terms,” Musk said. “It’s mostly that my work at SpaceX and Tesla requires me to be primarily in Texas or traveling overseas and her work is primarily in L.A. She’s staying with me now and Baby X is in the adjacent room.” Grimes and Elon Musk first publicly revealed their relationship (LINK) at the 2018 Met Gala. In May 2020, Grimes gave birth to their son X Æ A-XII (LINK)

WILLIAM SHATNER is going to ride JEFF BEZOS’ giant rocket into orbit next month.  And he’ll film it for a documentary. At 90 years old, that’ll make him the oldest person ever to go to space.  The previous record was just set back in July, when 82-year-old WALLY FUNK rode Bezos’ giant rocket.  But one website pointed out another interesting angle:  Shatner will be the first WWE Hall of Famer in space. 

There’s a rumor going around that ADELE is releasing new music this week.  It started when a Canadian DJ Tweeted, “New Adele.  This week.” He actually deleted the Tweet, but someone caught it before it disappeared. Adele’s last album, “25”, came out in November of 2015.  Just before the pandemic, Adele’s manager hinted that she’d be releasing something in 2020.  Adele herself then suggested a new album would drop that September. Obviously, that never happened.  And there’s been no word yet from Adele on this latest rumor (LINK)

Season 11 of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” kicks off October 24th. Trailer teaser on the blog

Celebrating a Birthday today 

Singer Halsey is 27. 

Brooklyn Net Kevin Durant is 33. 

He plays Kurt Warner in that new movie, he is Shazam, Zachary Levi is 41. 

She’s in that show This is Us, Chrissy Metz is 41. 

Les Claypool from Primus is 58. 

Andrew Dice Clay is 64. 

Bryant Gumbel is 73. 

Badass actor Ian McShane is 79. 

Jerry Lee Lewis is alive and 86.

Porn B

Ava Vincent

Today’s birthday girl has been in 409 fine films, including:

– 72 Cheerleader Orgy

– Barefoot Confidential 7

– Captain Mongo’s Porno Playhouse

– Enema Debutantes 2

– Hung Wankenstein

– Tramps in Trouble 2

– And who can forget her role in 1999’s Cornhole Armageddon

 

Ava Vincent is 46 years old.

Sports Report 1

The Definitive 2021 MLB Jersey Power Rankings – LINK

Cardinals Uniforms Top ESPN Power Ranking of Every Major American Sport – LINK

The Cardinals are headed to the post season. With their 17th win in a row, and Adam Wainwrights 17th win of the year…the Cards have clinched the 2nd Wild Card spot.  A 6-2 win against the Brewers with homers from Dylan Carlson, Jose Rondon, and Nolan Arenado, the Cards offense was hot!  So it’s set, the Cards will either play the Dodgers or the Giants a week from today.  Winner moves on, loser goes home.

Tonight the Blues are back on the ice in Columbus.  They take on the Blue Jackets at 6PM.  They are coming off of back-to-back preseason game wins.  Their latest being a 2-1 win in overtime against the Dallas Stars.  You can listen to the game on 101 ESPN.

The Denver Nuggets and forward Michael Porter Jr. have agreed on a five-year designated max extension that could be worth up to $207 million. Porter will hit that $207 million number if he makes one of the three All-NBA teams this season. Otherwise, he will get the five-year rookie max of $172 million.

A pair of Michael Jordan’s USED boxers were on the auction block over the weekend . . . and someone snapped them up for $2,784.  Okay, they probably weren’t too gross . . . because they came with a dry-cleaning tag.  But according to the listing, they showed evidence of “definite use.”  The drawers were provided by Jordan’s friend and bodyguard John Michael Wozniak, who appeared in that “Last Dance” documentary.  He also provided some suits, coats, dress shirts, and ties for the auction.

Bryson DeChambeau finished tied for second place in his group after the first day of the Professional Long Drivers Association World Championships, averaging 406.2 yards on his five longest tee shots. DeChambeau hit drives of 412, 408, 407, 403 and 401 yards on Tuesday to advance to the next round. The field on Wednesday will be narrowed from 64 to 32, with the top eight from each group advancing to Thursday, then down to the final 16 for Friday’s final round.

Manny Pacquiao, one of the greatest boxers of all time, announced his retirement Tuesday night, three months shy of his 43rd birthday. The only eight-division champion in boxing history, Pacquiao won his first title at 108 pounds and somehow captured a title at 154 pounds too. He’ll be best remembered for his 2015 fight with Floyd Mayweather that shattered revenue records and a his rise during the 2000s highlighted by spectacular knockouts of notable fighters no matter how high he climbed in weight.

“Even me, I’m amazed at what I have done. I’m the only boxer to hold world titles in four different decades and became the oldest boxer to win a world welterweight title; an amazing accomplishment.”

Tyron Woodley got an “I love Jake Paul” tattoo on his left middle finger, as part of the wager he and Paul agreed to before and after their boxing match last month. Woodley posted a photo of the tattoo on his Instagram on Monday. “I love you son,” Woodley wrote. “Now come and get this a– whippin cause i heard you been talking back to your elders.” Paul had said Woodley had eliminated himself from the running to be Paul’s next opponent because he did not get the tattoo. Woodley was angling for a rematch, and in the aftermath of their Aug. 29 fight — won by Paul via split decision — Paul said he’d grant the rematch if Woodley got the tattoo. Woodley agreed and they shook hands on it. Woodley getting the tattoo now puts him back in play for the rematch.