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A Police Chase Ended with the Suspect Crashing Into the Police Station – LINK

An Angerball Pulls a Gun on Some Kids, and Apologizes When One Turns Out to Be His Neighbor – LINK

Florida mom Allison Daugherty is arrested after abandoning toddler in running car so she could go swimming with sharks – LINK

Tennessee man who threatened Little Caesars workers with AK-47 after getting tired of waiting for his pizza pleads guilty to aggravated assault – LINK

Woman suspected of sending drug-soaked letter to jail inmate arrested – LINK

Drivers Kept Pulling Over to Let a Woman Pass, and She Didn’t Know Why – LINK

Friends Give Woman Surprise 60th Birthday Party, but She’s Only 59 – LINK

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Man injured by e-cigarette ‘pipe bomb’ gets $2.3M in St. Charles County case – LINK

 

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The painting that Bob Ross completed on the very first episode of “The Joy of Painting” back in 1983 is on sale . . . for $9.85 MILLION.  (???)

The painting is called “A Walk in the Woods”, and it’s owned by a gallery in Minneapolis called Modern Artifact.  They actually don’t expect anyone to buy it at that price, and they’re okay with that.  They actually plan to take it on tour. But they say that if someone were to make a seven-figure offer, they’d consider it. Bob Ross paintings are pretty hard to come by.  Most of the ones he did on “The Joy of Painting” are in storage, and the company that controls his intellectual property doesn’t plan on selling them.  Bob died in 1995. (The Art Newspaper) 

Jonathan Majors plays the villain in “Creed 3” and the latest “Ant-Man” movie.  And in real life, he’s facing charges that he roughed up an ex-girlfriend. But on Monday, he played the peacemaker when two girls started brawling outside Hollywood High School.  Jonathan had just grabbed lunch at an In-N-Out Burger across the street, and he saw the chaos. While other students stood there watching and recording the fight, Majors got right in the middle of it and separated the two girls. Video of the fight hit TMZ yesterday, and while the girls are still going at each other when it ends, sources say Jonathan got them to go their separate ways. Ironically, he’s due in court TODAY regarding that domestic violence charge.

At 57, Salma Hayek has a look that millions of women of ANY age would kill for.  So what’s her secret?  Believe it or not, it’s NOT exercise.  It’s MEDITATION. She says, quote, “You have to find your way.  For me, exercising is hard.  It’s really, really difficult to have the discipline to do it.  But meditation is a walk in the park, because it’s my own form of it.” She says that every day she takes time to, quote, “sit in a moment” with herself. In a previous interview, she said that when she doesn’t meditate, quote, “the face starts to drop and everything starts to drop . . . my herniated disc, the problem in my neck, the problem in my hip, my ankles [comes back]. I start breaking down.”(Page Six)

STAR WARS NERDS: Donald Glover is shifting gears with his planned Disney+ Lando series. The project is now being developed as a film for Lucasfilm. The project is on hold currently amid the dual writer and actors strike. Donald Glover played Lando Calrissian in 2018’s Solo: A Star Wars Story. The film was a box office bomb, but Glover earned a strong response for his work as the character — and in December 2020, Disney announced the series was in the works.

Comedian Jeff Dunham is known for using puppets in his stand-up comedy. His new “Still Not Canceled” tour is coming to the Enterprise Center in St. Louis on December 30th. Tickets go on sale Thursday at 10 a.m.

THERE’S NEW MUSIC ALL OVER THE PLACE AND SOME THING FOR EVERYONE. WE’LL START WITH ONE THAT WILL MAKE MY WIFE EXCITED

‘N Sync posted a preview of their much talked about reunion song.  It’s called “Better Place” and it’ll be in the soundtrack of “Trolls Band Together”.  (The movie’s out November 17th.)

Spinal Tap bassist Derek Smalls has released a new song, “Must Crush Barbie”.  He says it’s “a much needed antidote to the ubiquitous pinkness that has spilled out of movie theaters and onto the high streets with wall-to-wall media coverage.”  Here’s the song.  (If you want to avoid “she’s never been screwed”, get out by the quiet part at 1:36.)

Rob Reiner announced last year they are working on a “Spinal Tap” sequel.  If you don’t know, Derek Smalls is Harry Shearer.

The video has graphics of an amplifier crushing a Barbie.  The amp logo says PEAVED, not a Peavey.

SOME COMING MOVIE TRAILERS ARE UP ON THE BLOG:

We’ve got the first trailer for the “Frasier” revival.

“Goosebumps” series that’ll air on Disney+ and Hulu

See Patrick Wilson return as Jason Momoa’s half-brother in the trailer for “Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom”.  It hits theaters December 20th.

“Monsters of California”, the directorial debut of Tom DeLonge from Blink-182.  Of course it’s about uncovering a government conspiracy surrounding aliens.  It hits theaters and on-demand on October 6th.

NEW MUSIC IS OUT TODAY FROM

DEMI LOVATO, BRIAN SETZER, IGOR AKHMETOV & THE KARTOFELS, DIDDY, NAS AND COREY TAYLOR

WordList Finder used Google Trends to find the most searched song lyrics in the country, using data from January 2019 to July 2023.

Here are the Top 10 most searched song lyrics:

  1. “Bohemian Rhapsody”,  Queen
  2. “Hotel California”,  Eagles
  3.  “Lose Yourself”,  Eminem
  4. “Billie Jean”,  Michael Jackson
  5. “Jolene”,  Dolly Parton
  6. “American Pie”,  Don McLean
  7. “I Want It That Way”,  Backstreet Boys
  8. “Stairway to Heaven”,  Led Zeppelin
  9. “Love Story”,  Taylor Swift
  10. “Toxic”,  Britney Spears

They also did the Top 5 in different genres, so here’s the #1 song in each:

  1. Hip-Hop / Rap:  “Lose Yourself”,  Eminem
  2. Metal:  “Enter Sandman”,  Metallica
  3. Pop:  “Billie Jean”,  Michael Jackson
  4. Punk:  “Psycho Killer”,  Talking Heads
  5. R&B:  “Say My Name”,  Destiny’s Child
  6. Rock:  “Bohemian Rhapsody”,  Queen

(You can see more genres and the most popular song in each state at WordListFinder.com.) 

MovieWeb.com put together a list of 25 actors who have been in the most movies, regardless if their role was big or small, or the time period.

Here they are:

  1. Eric Roberts:  455
  2. Silent film actress Gertrude Astor:  276  (She was one of the first actresses to be in silent movies AND talkies.)
  3. John Carradine:  222
  4. Danny Glover:  219
  5. Danny Trejo:  215
  6. Christopher Lee:  211
  7. Character actor Richard Riehle:  209
  8.  “Wagon Train”star Ward Bond:  200
  9. Character actor Harry Strang:  196
  10. TIE: Jackie Chanand Mickey Rooney:  190
  11. Samuel L. Jackson:  174
  12. Susan Sarandon:  168
  13. Character actress Bess Flowers:  165
  14. Donald Sutherland:  156
  15. Ernest Borgnine:  148
  16. Michael Caine:  147
  17. Anthony Quinn:  145
  18. James Hong:  133
  19. Ray Milland:  132
  20. Christopher Plummer:  119
  21. TIE: Anthony Hopkins and Bette Davis:  99
  22. Robert Duvall:  93
  23. Clint Eastwood:  82

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Kayden Kross

Today’s birthday girl has been in 296 fine films, including:

– All-star Super Sluts

– Battle of the Hogtied Maids

– Chloroform Bondage Silences Feisty Females

– Home Office Hostages

– Legendary Lesbians

– No Please Don’t Tickle Me There

– Slutty and Sluttier 23

– And who can forget her role in 2008’s Veronica’s Private Tickle Hell

Kayden Kross is 38 years old

Sports Report 1

Experts are saying two things about the Jets right now. A) Don’t count them out for the season as Zach Wilson is still under the tutilidge of a future hall of famer and probably picked up a lot from him in pre season, they have some great recievers and a great running back that could see a lot more runs and B) that Aaron Rodgers injury may not be career ending after all. Yes it’s a big deal and a huge recovery but the quote coming out is that “He can be the same type of athlete he was before”

Aaron Rodgers took the first step in his return to football after tearing his Achilles … he says he had successful surgery, posting an update from his hospital bed!!! The New York Jets star quarterback shared a positive injury update Thursday on social media, saying he went under the knife Wednesday … reporting the procedure “went great.” He turns 40 in December.

AROD is not looking good right now as the former Yankees third baseman revealed to federal agents in 2014 that Manny Ramirez, Ryan Braun and one other All-Star player were also performance-enhancing drug clients, according to documents obtained by ESPN.

The third All-Star has never tested positive for PEDs and was not named in the story.

Rodriguez gave the agents those names when he met with two assistant U.S. Department of Justice attorneys and seven Drug Enforcement Administration agents Jan. 29, 2014.

This meeting came several weeks after he received his 211-game suspension for violating MLB’s PED policy, which earned him a ban for the entire 2014 season.

AROD had been granted “Queen for a Day” status by prosecutors, per the report, which allowed him to share details without fear of legal prosecution.

Ramirez served a 50-game suspension in 2009 while with the Dodgers for violating the league’s PED policy.

He was hit with a 100-game suspension in 2011 while with the Rays but he never served that ban, instead opting to retire.

Braun received his suspension in 2013.

The third player had not been on the federal agents’ radar and never received a suspension from MLB, according to ESPN.

Rodriguez admitted for the first time in the meeting that he used PEDs he purchased from Bosch, per the report, which he had denied publicly.

He said he paid roughly $12,000 per month to Bosch for “doping protocols fueled by testosterone creams, red, gummy-like lozenges containing testosterone and human growth hormone” from 2010-12, per the report.

The three-time AL MVP paid Bosch via cash, and sometimes used petty cash obtained from the Yankees traveling team secretary – who was not involved in the scheme.

Rodriguez also told the agents his cousin, Yusi Sucart Sr., had supplied him with performance-enhancing drugs for at least a decade.

He also claimed his cousin later tried to blackmail him with a $5 million threat, according to the report.

The report included details that Rodriguez admitted to the federal agents he lied to Yankees president Randy Levine in 2012 when he told him he did not have a relationship with Bosch.

Rodriguez declined comment for the story to ESPN, which is one of his current employers.

The 14-time All-Star joined the Worldwide Leader in 2018 and now co-hosts the “KayRod Cast,” the alternate feed of ESPN’s “Sunday Night Baseball” game.