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The United States has yet to see a lightning fatality this year, a record to date – WaPo

Firefighters Free Woman Using the Jaws of Life After Fetish Stunt Backfires – MSN

A Guy with a Gunshot Wound Claimed He Thought It Was Just a Bee Sting – WCAX

A Man Who Stole $440,000 in PPP Loans Tried to Fake His Own Death – ProvidenceJournal

A Cicada Caused a Crash and Totaled a Guy’s Car – WLWT

Texas Mom Arrested After Posing as 13-Year-Old Daughter in School: ‘I Did It to Prove a Point’ – People

Fire destroys outbuildings at Polson museum – KPAX

A Guy in a D.A.R.E. T-Shirt Was Busted for Drugs – TheSmokingGun

A Man on Meth Got Stuck Inside a Piece of Farm Equipment for Two Days – ABCNews

Two Athens teachers arrested while chaperoning senior trip – Morning-Times

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Is This the Recipe for a Perfect Weekend? – Observer

A Teenager Built an Underground Cave to Get Away from His Parents – NYPost

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Legal analyst JEFFREY TOOBIN returned to CNN yesterday . . . eight months after he exposed himself during a Zoom call with colleagues from “The New Yorker”. He was fired from here there and everywhere.  Host ALISYN CAMEROTA had to ask and he really took the situation into his own hands

Part of Cedric the Entertainer’s most famous stand-up routines was allegedly stolen from Katt Williams. Here’s Katt Williams standing outside my kitchen window telling me about it  Katt was asked if he’s ever confronted Cedric about the joke. He said, “I’m not that type of comedian. I’m going in your mouth where the joke is when you steal my jokes, and I have a reputation in this industry that if you steal my joke, you’re gonna be missing a tooth or two. I don’t play like that.” 

MICHAEL DOUGLAS is 76 years old.  His daughter Carys is 18.  So there are bound to be mix-ups.  Like when Carys graduated (LINK) a few weeks ago, and people mistook Michael for her GRANDFATHER. Here is Michael Douglas talking about it at lunch with me yesterday. Michael and CATHERINE ZETA-JONES also have a 20-year-old son named Dylan.  Catherine is 51.

AMY SCHUMER was trending yesterday, for a strange reason that just got stranger. A truck stop in Tennessee posted a picture (LINK) of a driver named Amelia, who’d redeemed a brand new Monster Energy mini-fridge with her loyalty points.  The woman looked a lot like Amy . . .Right down to her R-rated T-shirt that said “Truckin’ -N-” . . . When Amy saw the picture, she Tweeted (LINK), quote, “Wait, what’s going on at a truck stop? -me.”  She also posted an emoji with a single tear . . . because Amelia, as it turns out, has a teardrop tattoo. Sometimes, people get a teardrop tattoo as a way of saying they’ve KILLED someone.  So the truck stop posted a follow-up to clarify. It said, quote, “Amelia wanted us to point out that her teardrop tattoo is not because she murdered someone.  She accidentally killed a pedestrian once after falling asleep at the wheel and got a tattoo to honor their memory.”  

The “Aquaman” sequel has a title (LINK). Auqaman and the Lost Kingdom…I did not see a street date. This was just an Instagram posting of a production meeting that was happening. And there was an obvious screen in the back that said “Production Meeting” But I have seen December 16th of 2022. 

A Friends-themed cruise is happening next year. It’s a seven day cruise aboard the Celebrity Equinox ship which will include all kinds of “Friends” activities and make stops in Key West, Florida, Grand Cayman, and Cozumel, Mexico, from May 15 to May 21, 2022. Five hundred people is the limit. The ship and its experiences will be filled with “Friends” references. There will be a “Dress as your Favorite Friend” party, trivia contest, a chocolate-making demo, and other “Friends” activities. Book now rooms range from $1,648.66 to $3,048.66. Visit cruisewithfriends.net for all the details! Please keep in mind as you are looking at your 401k…no where did I mention that a slightly buzzed Jennifer Anniston would be laying out at the pool asking you if her shoulders are getting red.

Alicia Silverstone would like you to stop mispronouncing her name. in the over 7 years on this show doing the award winning Crap On Celebrities segment I have always said Alisha. Its not right. She is finally saying something . She came by I want home but I caught it on my Ring doorbell camera.

The Fast & Furious team spent over $1 million to build a custom mid-engine Dodge Charger for the latest installment in the franchise. The car’s production was overseen by Dennis McCarthy, same guy for eight of the previous films as well. “With its mega-horsepower Dodge Hellcat motor, unique Charger engine location, and combination of old and new technology, the mid-engine Charger satisfies all of these criteria. This Charger is now my all-time favorite Fast & Furious car.” 

JOE JONAS teamed up with the sneaker company Koio for a new ’80s-inspired shoe collection.  Since . . . you know . . . he’s a TOTAL child of the ’80s being born in 1989. Joe said, quote, “A lot of my favorite bands and artists are from the ’80s . . . there were so many brilliant entertainers unafraid of being authentic to themselves . . . so I wanted that to be reflected in what I pulled as inspiration.” During the design process, Joe said he played a lot of Duran Duran, Boy George, The Police, Wham! in the background . . . and he watched “The Goonies”.  The iridescent blue color was also inspired by “Tron”. The shoes are available now for a limited time on Koio.com (LINK). 

While working at Barnes and Noble, bassist Mikey Way saw (LINK) a book titled Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance and thought My Chemical Romance would make a great band name.

In 2006, a man ran up (LINK) to singer Matthew Shultz outside a club and hugged him, repeating, “You have to cage the elephant,” and Cage the Elephant was born. Previously, the band had been called Perfect Confusion and New Young Lovers.

BTS stands for the Korean expression “Bangtan Sonyeondan (LINK),” which translates to “Bulletproof Boy Scouts.”

While flipping through an old book, the 1975’s Matty Healy saw “1st June, The 1975” scribbled on one of the pages. He liked the interesting use of THE.

While working at Starbucks, bassist Mike Kroeger (Chad’s brother) would often tell his customers, “Here’s your nickel back,” which inspired (LINK) the band name Nickelback. The group was originally called the Village Idiots.

At a show, Fall Out Boy asked their audience for band name suggestions, and someone shouted out a minor character (LINK) from The Simpsons — the sidekick of Homer’s favorite superhero.

Liam Payne originally wanted to call his boy band USP (LINK) (Unique Selling Point), but when the other members shot his idea down, Harry Styles suggested (LINK) One Direction, which just stuck.

Pink Floyd originally called themselves the Tea Set (link), but when they saw another band playing under that name, they decided to change theirs to reflect two of their musical inspirations — Pinkney Anderson and Floyd Council.

The name 30 Seconds to Mars comes from a former Harvard professor’s thesis about the exponential growth of technology in relation to humanity.

Bring Me the Horizon’s name comes from a Jack Sparrow quote in Pirates of the Caribbean. The quote that inspired them was, “Bring me that horizon.” Oliver Sykes explained (LINK), “[It] sort of stands in for our feeling of wanting to see what the planet had to offer.”

And finally…Chvrches replaced (LINK) the “u” in their name with a “v” so that Google wouldn’t confuse the band with church buildings in the search results.

Celebrating a Birthday today:

Shia LaBeouf is 35.

Joshua Jackson is 43. “Dawson’s Creek”

Peter Dinklage is 52. Tyrion Lannister on “Game of Thrones”.

Dr. Mehmet Oz is 61.

Hugh Laurie is 62. “House”, “Veep”, and the Hulu miniseries “Catch-22”.

Joe Montana is 65. Hall of Fame 49ers quarterback. He started four Super Bowls and won all of them.

Frank Beard is 72. ZZ Top drummer. Ironically, he’s the one WITHOUT the beard.

On SATURDAY

Kendra Wilkinson is 36. She started out as one of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends on “The Girls Next Door”. Then she tried to make a go of it with NFL star Hank Baskett . . . but she threw in the towel on their marriage in April of 2018.

Dave Franco is 36. Younger, more talented brother of James Franco

Chris Young is 36. Country singer.

Kenny Wayne Shepherd is 44. Blues guitar master. He married Mel Gibson’s daughter, Hannah, in September of 2006.

Jason Mewes is 47. Jay from the “Jay and Silent Bob” duo that appears in almost all of Kevin Smith’s movies.

Meredith Brooks is 63. Biggest hit: Bitch

Timothy Busfield is 64. Redheaded Elliot on “thirtysomething” AND Poindexter in “Revenge of the Nerds”. He was also Danny on “The West Wing”.

Marv Albert is 80. Legendary sportscaster who was all about BITING THE LADIES long before that whole modern vampire fad got started.

And on SUNDAY 

Aaron Taylor-Johnson is 31. He IS “Kick Ass”. He was also Quicksilver in “Avengers: Age of Ultron”, and the human star of 2014’s “Godzilla”.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are 35. “Full House” stars.

Kat Dennings is 35. You know her from “2 Broke Girls”, “The 40-Year Old Virgin”, “Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist”, and the “Thor” movies.

Chris Evans is 40. Captain America in the MCU.

Steve-O is 47. “Jackass” and “Wildboyz” clown, and reformed coke addict.

Rivers Cuomo is 51. Lead singer of Weezer and one of the main contributors to the whole “hipsters wear thick black glasses” thing.

Ally Sheedy is 59. A member of the Brat Pack who tore up “The Breakfast Club”, “St. Elmo’s Fire”, “WarGames”, and “Short Circuit”.

Tim Allen is 68. The star of “Last Man Standing” and “Home Improvement”, the voice of “Buzz Lightyear”, and Santa in “The Santa Clause” movies

Malcolm McDowell is 78. Alex DeLarge in Stanley Kubrick’s “A Clockwork Orange”, Kesslee in the underrated 1995 classic “Tank Girl” and Caligula in Bob Guccione’s “Caligula”. He was also Terence on “Entourage” and Dr. Loomis in Rob Zombie’s “Halloween” movies

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Anastasia Blue

Today’s birthday girl has been in 151 fine films, including:

– 18 and Confused 1

– Down the Hatch 1

– Give A Brotha Some Lovin

– Hot Bods And Tail Pipe 11 & 12

– Liquid Gold 4

– Spank You Very Much

– And who could forget her role in 1999’s Make The Bitches Beg 5

Anastasia Blue is 41 years old.

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The Cardinals FINALLY got a win Wednesday night.  They beat the Indians 8-2.  A big part of that win?  Adam Wainwright.  He held the Indians to 3 hits and only 2 runs thru 7 innings pitched.  Tyler O’Neill had a two homer night in the win.  The Cardinals take on the Cubs this afternoon.  First pitch in Chicago….1:20PM. Johan Oviedo gets the start.

The monthly subscription service that lets you go to as many Cardinals games as you want is back. The St. Louis Cardinals announced the return of Ballpark Pass for the 2021 season. Starting Thursday, you can purchase the pass to get a standing-room-only ticket for every home game. Fans entering the game with the Ballpark Pass can receive giveaways. You can order Ballpark Pass now to start attending games when the Cards return home on June 14.  The return of the pass coincides with the return to full capacity at Busch Stadium.

We now have the final four teams in the NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs set.  The Islanders knocked out the Bruins on Wednesday with a 6-2 win.  They will take on the Lightning.  On the other side of the bracket, the Canadiens already advanced, and they will be taking on the Vegas Golden Knights after they eliminated the Avalanche with a 6-3 win.  Game one of the Lightning/Islanders will be Sunday at 2PM.  Game 1 of the Knights/Canadiens series will be Monday at 8PM.

June 12 will always be a special day in St. Louis. But on the second anniversary of the Blues’ 2019 Stanley Cup championship the team is starting a new tradition. The Blues will celebrate “We Went Blues Day” on Saturday, June 12 to commemorate the team’s historic Stanley Cup victory in 2019.  “We Went Blues” was the celebration cry from Blues icon Brett Hull after the team won its first Cup. The Blues said they plan on reliving the highlights, images and storylines of the 2019 season on the team’s social media channels while also offering merchandise deals for fans. The team will also dispatch mascot Louie into the community to give out Blues gear. On TV, the Blues and Bally Sports Midwest will rebroadcast “Game 7: In Their Words” at 3 p.m. The on-air broadcast of Game 7 of the 2019 Stanley Cup Final will also be re-aired at noon by the Blues’ radio broadcast partner, 101 ESPN. The team is encouraging fans to used the hashtag #WeWentBlues across social media on June 12 to mark the occasion.

Yesterday two games in the NBA playoffs.  The Bucks beat the Nets and pick up their first win in the series.  That sits at 2-1 Brooklyn.  The Jazz are now up 2-0 against the Clippers after their win last night.  Tonight, the 76ers and Hawks play game 3 all tied up and the Suns and Nuggets play game three with Phoenix up 2-0.

Utah Jazz center Rudy Gobert reclaimed the NBA’s Defensive Player of the Year award Wednesday night, becoming the fourth player to be named the league’s top defender at least three times in his career. Gobert, who won the award in 2018 and ’19, earned 84 of 100 first-place votes and finished with 464 total points. Philadelphia 76ers guard Ben Simmons and Warriors forward Draymond Green finished second and third, respectively.

If your NBA team didn’t make the playoffs or already got eliminated, it’s time to look toward next season. The league has announced its initial calendar for 2021-2022. After a last year’s playoff bubble and this year’s late start and abbreviated season, next year looks to be back to normal.  The NBA told teams that training camp will start in September, and the regular season will begin on October 19th.  After a traditional 82 game regular season, the NBA playoffs are scheduled to start on April 16th, 2022.

Los Angeles Lakers star LeBron James will be changing from No. 23 to No. 6 on his uniform next season, but not to pass on his old number to Anthony Davis, as he intended a couple of years ago. James will don No. 6 for the 2021-22 season and Davis will stay with No. 3, the number he wore when L.A. won the championship in his inaugural season with the purple and gold. James first wore No. 6 in international competition for Team USA and later wore it for the four seasons he played for the  Heat because the organization had already retired No. 23 in honor of Michael Jordan. He originally planned to switch back to No. 6 in the summer of 2019 when the Lakers acquired Davis, because the big man had worn No. 23 his entire career with New Orleans, but Nike nixed the swap because of potentially tens of millions of dollars’ worth of wasted inventory. James has continued to wear No. 6 since leaving the Heat in 2014 — on his practice uniform (LINK) while playing for the Cleveland Cavaliers (LINK) and in L.A. He said the dual number decision was a nod to Deion Sanders, who wore his collegiate No. 2 on his practice jersey but played in No. 21 for most of his NFL career.

As the U.S. women’s national team gears up for its run to reclaim the gold medal at the Tokyo Games, the team got all it could handle from Portugal in an international friendly on Thursday night in Houston. After dominating for over an hour, the USWNT finally broke through in the late stages en route to a 1-0 win. Sam Mewis scored off a header in the 76th minute on an assist from Christen Press, finally capitalizing on the many chances the team was able to generate all night. It was Mewis’s fourth goal of the year. The win extends the team’s home winning streak to 16 games and its overall unbeaten streak to 40.

Brisbane could be officially named host of the 2032 Olympics when the IOC meets in Tokyo next month. The IOC president said after an executive board meeting Thursday that Brisbane can be awarded hosting rights at a July 21 meeting ahead of the Tokyo Olympics. The Australian city’s victory already looked certain after it was put on the fast track in February by being named the preferred candidate without a formal opponent.

A source close to Showtime says the company projects that last Sunday’s Mayweather-Paul fight sold around one million Pay-Per-View buys, generating $50 million. It’s not the best-selling Pay-Per-View for Mayweather.  His 2015 fight with Manny Pacquiao sold four million packages. …but considering that Logan Paul is a relatively unknown boxer and no real winner was determined during their fight, Showtime is pleased with the one million mark.

James “Iron Cowboy” Lawrence completed his 100th Ironman triathlon in 100 days on Tuesday. Lawrence crossed the finish line in Utah as he finished his self-created “Conquer 100” challenge. His daily course—consisting of a 2.4-mile swim, 112.21-mile bike ride and 26.2-mile run— all took place near his home in Utah. Lawrence tallied more than 12,000 miles in his 100-day journey, which is easily his most impressive accomplishment to date. He completed 50 Ironman triathlons in 50 consecutive days in 2015 and hit all 50 states in the process.  It hasn’t exactly been a breeze through the 100-day challenge for Lawrence. He’s battled shin splints and hip discomfort throughout the “Conquer 100,” and the Utah heat has left significant blisters on his lips. Lawrence has been aided by eight support staffers, including a running partner, athletic trainer, nutritionist and physiologist, along with his wife, Sunny.