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A Man Dies After Gluing His Junk Shut to Have Sex – LINK

A Guy Did Burnouts in His Rental Car, and It Caught Fire – WKOW

A Corvette Owner Went for One Last Drive After Selling It, and Wrecked It – WLTN

A Guy on Meth Accidentally Broke into a Jail – LINK

A Guy Tried to Rob a Store by Threatening the Cashier with a Lighter – LINK

A Shooting Suspect Ducked into a Restaurant . . . Filled with Cops – LINK

A Peeping Tom Caught with His Pants Down Claimed He Was Just “Exercising” – LINK

Pot-Bellied Iowan, 19, Faces Two Drug Charges, Police Report – LINK

 

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Introducing Adventurefuls: Girl Scouts announce new brownie-inspired cookie – LINK

A Shortage Of Small Turkeys Could Affect Your Thanksgiving Plans – Delish

Keebler® Introduces New, Limited-Edition Pumpkin Spice Fudge Stripes™ Cookies Just in Time for Fall – PRNewswire

Bud Light Is Releasing A New Seasonal Seltzer Pack With Fall Flavors And I Have To Try Them – LINK

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Cardinals Radio Broadcaster Mike Shannon Tried to Learn About NFTs – TheBigLead

Kentucky school district: Students are dressing and acting like cats – LINK

A Mom Quit Her Job and Now Makes $1,000 a Week . . . Dumpster Diving? – LINK

Woman wearing ‘Purge’ mask taken to hospital after terrifying High Ridge mother – Fox2Now

Manhunt continues for man wanted in machete attack – Fox2Now

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Kids Are Pranking Their Parents in Scholarship Videos by Lying About How Hard Their Life Was – LINK

 

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 If you still don’t believe JEFF BEZOS’ space flight was one big penis joke, check this out:  You can now buy a replica of the “New Shepard” rocket . . . for $69.  Well, technically, it’s $69.99. And you can actually LAUNCH it . . . for another 40 bucks.  That gets you a launch pad, controller and single-use engines.  Without them, it’s basically just a conversation piece. You can pre-order it now at EstesRockets.com (LINK). And yes, the jokes are already coming.  One person commented, quote, “My sister has one of them in her drawer.” 

30 years ago today, This band released their first album.  It is one of the greatest debut albums (LINK) in rock history. The album came out before Nirvana’s “Nevermind”, but sales were slow until the “grunge” sound exploded.  The album would make it to #2 on the Billboard album charts in 1992.  It was held off the top spot by Billy Ray Cyrus.  “Nevermind” would be released a month later.  1991 is the milestone when music made a major change. Pearl Jam 10 is the record. Eddies vocal only on Black 

The Rolling Stones will turn their upcoming tour into “a celebration” of their late drummer Charlie Watts’ life. Watts had pulled out of The Rolling Stones’ No Filter Tour last month to recover from a medical procedure.  Watts had given the band his blessing to tour without him “so they will honor his wishes”. The tour kicks off Sept 26th  in St. Louis. Each member of the Stones has shared their grief with fans online.  Mick Jagger simply shared a poignant picture of Watts smiling. Keith Richards posted a picture of Watts’ drum kit with a “closed” sign hanging from it Ronnie Wood wrote ‘I love you my fellow Gemini. I will dearly miss you. You are the best.” 

If you’re gearing up for Halloween or love the thrill of horror films, Rotten Tomatoes’ says The Exorcist, starring Linda Blair, is the scariest film of all time. 19% of Rotten Tomatoes readers said the 1973 supernatural horror film was the scariest in last year’s poll. The Exorcist was the highest-grossing R-rated horror film ever and even earned a Best Picture nomination at the 1974 Oscars. Universal Pictures has paid over $400 million to acquire the rights to reboot The Exorcist as a trilogy. Leslie Odom, Jr. will star in the movies, with the first one set to premiere in 2023. 

31 year old “Bridgerton” star Regé-Jean Page is still the favorite to take over from Daniel Craig as James Bond, but also in the running are Henry Cavill and “1917” actor George MacKay.  Page is actively being talked about amongst Bond producers. Craig who is 53 is done after his last film, “No Time To Die.” The release of the movie has been delayed three times by the pandemic.  Producers are not making any decisions until after ‘No Time to Die’ is released. “No Time To Die” will be released in the UK on Sept. 30 and the US on Oct. 8.  Craig spent 15 years and 5 movies as Bond (LINK)

We’re finally getting a same-sex couple on “Dancing with the Stars”.  18-year-old JOJO SIWA . . . who identifies as pansexual . . . will dance with a female partner.  She says, quote, “To be dancing with a girl, I think it’s so cool.  I can’t wait to meet my partner!”  That partner has not been revealed yet. Only one other contestant has been announced for the upcoming 30th season:  Olympic gold medal-winning gymnast SUNI LEE.  The rest of the cast will be unveiled on September 8th . . . but will probably be leaked sooner. The season premieres on September 20th (LINK)

 Spoiler Alert:  NEIL PATRICK HARRIS does NOT appear on Season 1 of the Disney+ reboot “Doogie Kamealoha, M.D.”  He WANTED to be, but they just couldn’t make it happen.The show’s creator says, quote, “With the pandemic, and Neil has a family in New York, and so many things going on, bandwidth-wise, it didn’t work out.” But Neil told the show that he would love to do something on Season 2, if there is one.  So hopefully they can make it happen. There’s no word if he would play Doogie HOWSER . . . or if Doogie Howser even exists in this reboot’s universe. The show launches on Disney+ on September 8th (LINK) 

MAYA RUDOLPH and ANDY SAMBERG will be hosting a new holiday baking competition show on Peacock.  It’s called “Baking It” and it’s a spin-off of Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman’s show “Making It”. Eight teams of two home bakers will compete in themed challenges over six episodes. The teams will be judged by a panel of four opinionated real-life grandmothers.  Maya and Andy will lead the festivities and add their comedic commentary. A release date has not been announced. I have a yard work reality show coming called Raking It.  

ABC has given a 10-episode series order to the unscripted court show “Judge Steve Harvey,” ABC’s description, the show will see Harvey “welcome a variety of conflicts and characters to his courtroom – from small claims to big disputes and everything in between.” He will decide cases using “his own life experiences and some good old common sense.” The hour-long unscripted comedy will debut in 2022 (LINK)

Celebrating a Birthday today: 

Aaron Paul from Breaking Bad is 42.

Sarah Chalke from Scrubs is 45. Dr. Elliot Reid on “Scrubs”. She was the second Becky on

“Roseanne” for the sixth through ninth seasons, then returned for the reboot as a woman named Andrea who wanted Becky to be the surrogate mother for her baby.

Wrestler The Great Khali is 49.

Tony Kanal, bassist from No Doubt, is 51.

The Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan is 52.

Downtown Julie Brown is 58.

Former Saint Louis Blue and Hall of Famer Adam Oates is 59.

The guitarist from Rush, Alex Lifeson is 68.

Paul Reubens, aka Pee Wee Herman, is 69.

Wrestling legend Sgt. Slaughter is 73.

On Saturday 

Reality star Honey Boo-Boo, real name Alana Thompson, is 16

Florence Welch, singer for Florence and The Machine turns 35

Singer Leann Rimes is 39

Tenacious D singer/actor Jack Black is 52

Shania Twain is 56. Country superstar.

Jennifer Coolidge is 60. Stifler’s mom in the “American Pie” movies.

Daniel Stern is 64. Joe Pesci’s bumbling partner in “Home Alone”.

And on Sunday 

Liam Payne is 28. One of the One Direction guys

Me’Shell N’degeocello is 53. Her name is pronounced “n-day-gay-o-CHEL-lo”. She’s best known for her work with John Mellencamp on the remake of Van Morrison’s “Wild Night”.

Rebecca De Mornay is 62. The call girl Tom Cruise hooks up with in “Risky Business” and the psychotic nanny from “The Hand That Rocks the Cradle”.

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 Taylor Wane

Today’s birthday girl has been in 370 fine films, including:

– The Adventures of Breastman

– Big Boob Heaven 1 and 2

– Bumpin Donuts

– The Coach’s Daughter

– Ladies Lovin’ Ladies Lovin’ Ladies 1, 2 and 4

– A League Of Their Moans

– And who can forget her role in 2011’s Wheel of Debauchery 5

Taylor Wane is 53 years old.

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At one point yesterday against the Pirates….the Cardinals were up 7-1.  Now, we all know anything can happen in baseball…but when you are up 7-3 in the 7th…usually all signs point to a good chance at getting the victory.  Enter your 2021 St. Louis Cardinals.  The Cards gave up 8 in the 7th and went on to lose last night 11-7.  The two teams are back at it again tonight.  JA Happ gets the start.  First pitch is scheduled for 6:05PM.

Red Sox ace Chris Sale joined Hall of Famer Sandy Koufax as the only pitchers on record with three immaculate innings when he struck out the side on nine pitches in the third inning of Thursday night’s 12-2 win over the Twins. Sale was making his third start for Boston since returning from Tommy John surgery that sidelined him for the entire 2020 season. He struck out three batters on three pitches each. Sale improved to 3-0 with a 2.35 ERA after the win.

The NFL has proposed increasing its COVID-19 testing for vaccinated players as cases surge around the country and multiple teams deal with case clusters that have sidelined prominent players and coaches this summer. The league wants to move testing for vaccinated players to once every seven days from once every 14 days. Players who are not fully vaccinated would continue to be tested daily. The proposal requires approval from the NFL Players Association, which has been pushing for all players — vaccinated and unvaccinated — to be tested daily.

As the two sides continue to work toward a blockbuster transfer, Real Madrid has reportedly sweetened its offer to PSG for star forward Mbappé. Reports are that Real has upped its bid for Mbappé to $212 million, and is optimistic that a deal will go through. PSG has not yet rejected the offer, but they wish to keep Mbappe as part of the trio with Messi and Neymar. Mbappé’s contract is set to expire in June 2022. The summer transfer window deadline is Aug. 31.  Speaking of transfers…nothing is official…but it’s all but a done deal that Ronaldo will be leaving Juventus.

The United States Tennis Association will make licensed mental health providers, as well as “quiet rooms,” available to players at this year’s US Open as part of the tournament’s medical services. It all has to do with a new mental health initiative. The tournament’s increased focus on mental health services comes in the wake of highly-publicized issues experienced by women’s tennis star Naomi Osaka. She opened up about her issues with depression and anxiety during a series of events that included her withdrawal from the French Open amid criticism over avoiding media obligations.

Tensions were already high between Jake Paul and Tyron Woodley, and yesterday things exploded. After the Paul vs. Woodley news conference, Woodley heard a member of Paul’s team talking trash to Woodley’s mother, who was sitting in the crowd.  Woodley’s sister yelled back at the member of Paul’s camp. Woodley attempted to get through the crowd to his mother and the Paul team member, but he was held back. The sides exchanged heated, vulgar language and there was a lot of pushing and shoving until Woodley, his family and team were removed from the crowded room. It was an ugly scene that could have gotten much worse. After the press conference….Woodley said: “One thing I don’t do is disrespect. And when disrespect comes to my mother, it’s a whole issue. F— this money, f— this bag, f— the pay-per-view, f— the fight. When it comes to that, it will not be tolerated.” Paul and Woodley are scheduled to fight Sunday in a boxing match.