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What Your Hand Would Look Like if It Was Designed for Self-Pleasure – LINK

Cheating Wives Are More Likely to Own a Cat Than Any Other Pet – LINK

Women Over 40 Spend a Quarter of Their Day Thinking About Sex? – LINK

Science Found the Best Ways to Flirt if You Want a Fling or Something Serious – LINK

The Cities Where You’re Most Likely to Get Herpes – LINK

Trying to Choose a Baby Name? Try This Starbucks Trick – LINK

Motherhood deferred: U.S. median age for giving birth hits 30 – LINK


A Burglar Stole a Lawnmower . . . But Mowed the Victim’s Front and Back Lawns with It First – LINK


How to Rock Personal Appearances – LINK

A Chubby Dude Got a Full Set of Abs Tattooed on His Stomach – LINK

Don’t Get Frisky in Movie Theaters, the Staff Can See You – (LINK)(LINK)(LINK)

Is This Okay? A Couple Let Their Six-Year-Old Child Run a Marathon – (LINK)


He was just attacked on stage but DAVE CHAPPELLE did a secret show at the Comedy Store in Los Angeles Thursday night.  And he was joined onstage by CHRIS ROCK. Dave told Chris, quote, “At least you got smacked by someone of repute!  I got smacked by a homeless guy with leaves in his hair.” And Rock replied, quote, “I got smacked by the softest [N-word] that ever rapped.” Dave also said he convinced security to let him confront his attacker, 23-year-old Isaiah Lee.  He said the guy appeared to be mentally ill. When Dave asked Lee why he attacked him, he said his grandmother had been forced out of her Brooklyn neighborhood by gentrification, and he wanted to call attention to that. Chappelle ended the show by addressing DIDDY, who was in the audience.  He said, quote, “I am in the [place] where you sat in the car with Biggie Smalls as he died.  I hate this city” (LINK)

We are going to have to wait a bit longer to see WILL SMITH on the screen POST-SLAP.  His movie “Emancipation” with Apple was supposed to come out this fall, but it’s been pushed to 2023. It was expected to be Apple’s next award-winning film after the success of “CODA”.  Earlier this year an unnamed filmmaker even suggested it could bring Will “back-to-back” Oscar wins. Apparently, the release date delay isn’t totally because of Will.  The movie is still in post-production and might not even be ready for the fall regardless. The movie also includes BEN FOSTER from “The Survivor”.  It’s about a runaway slave (LINK)

Fred Savage has been fired from The Wonder Years reboot after an investigation into accusations of alleged inappropriate behavior. He had been the voice of Honda for a few years and he no longer is. Not sure if it has anything to do with this.   Savage played Kevin Arnold in the show’s original 1980s run. He was serving as the reboot’s executive producer and director. Details on these latest accusations haven’t been made public but this isn’t the first time accusations of inappropriate behavior have been made toward Savage.  In 2018, he was accused of creating a “hostile work environment” for women but the suit was later dropped. 

PETE DAVIDSON is secretly hoping KANYE disguises himself as a housekeeper to get closer to his kids, like ROBIN WILLIAMS did in “Mrs. Doubtfire”. During his stand-up set at the “Netflix Is a Joke: The Festival” he talked about Kanye. Pete said JOHN MULANEY told him to retaliate by spreading a rumor that Ye has Polio.

TWENTY ONE PILOTS can always say they were in the new Top Gun movie almost. They were originally asked to do a song for “Top Gun: Maverick” . . . but were fired by TOM CRUISE before they could start. The firing happened pretty early on because he doesn’t remember writing any lyrics. It’s unclear if Tom had decided to go with LADY GAGA (LINK) instead, or if this was going to be an additional song for the soundtrack. 

Pastor Bob Larsen who in the 1980s created ‘Satanic Panic’ believes Johnny Depp is possessed by pirate demons. Don’t worry he ain’t crazy he has seen the demons.  Cause he’s seen them.

Ukraine had several high-profile visitors this weekend.  First Lady Jill Biden met with Ukrainian First Lady Olena Zelenska . . . Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau met with President Volodymyr Zelensky . . .And half of U2 showed up in a Subway station in Kyiv. BONO and THE EDGE performed with a Ukrainian singer named Taras Topolia

ASHLEY JUDD recently lost her mother, NAOMI, to suicide.  So on her first Mother’s Day without her mom, she wrote an essay for “USA Today”, urging us to value and protect mothers everywhere said, quote, “This Mother’s Day, I choose to honor my mama for the person she was, a mother and so much more.  And I ask you to honor your own mother, if you are lucky enough to have her. “Honor her for more than her labor and sacrifice.  Honor her for her talents and dreams.  Honor her by demanding a world where motherhood, everywhere, is safe, healthy, and chosen” (LINK

Looks like Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist Flea will appear in Disney Plus’ upcoming Star Wars series Obi-Wan Kenobi. Flea won’t have a starring role but will make a “somewhat notable appearance.”    It’s possible since Flea is good friends with Obi-Wan Kenobi director Deborah Chow, who directed The Red Hot Chili Peppers’ video “Black Summer.  Obi-Wan Kenobi premieres May 27th. 

Butch Patrick, from the original The Munsters, says the film reboot by Rob Zombie is a long one. “It’s a very long movie, it’s like 2 hours and 38 minutes.” , “I’ve seen the footage and where he’s going with it and it’s going to be great.” The movie, rumored to be coming to Peacock this Fall, stars Zombie’s wife, Sherri Moon Zombie as Lily Munster, Jeff Daniel Philips as Herman Munster and Daniel Roebuck as Grandpa Munster.

 The man has loved big booty for 30 years. Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” was released on May 7th, 1992. The song spent five weeks at number one on Billboard’s Hot 100 and won a Grammy for Best Rap Solo Performance.

Carissa Montgomery

Today’s birthday girl has been in 176 fine films, including:

  • Babes in Body Wrap
  • Bare Breasted And Chair Tied
  • Beautiful Feet on Barefoot Treats
  • The Captive Catfish Caper
  • Dressed For Business, Bound For Trouble
  • I Love My Man Tied Up
  • Pillow Pals In a Porno Party
  • And who can forget her role in 2011’s The Colorful World of Toes

Carissa Montgomery is 38 years old

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Mary Mouser is 26. Daniel-san’s daughter Samantha LaRusso on “Cobra Kai”.

Prince Fielder is 38. Former Texas Ranger whose career ended with another neck injury in 2016. He and his dad Cecil are the only father-son combination to each hit 50 home runs in a season. They each had 319 total in their careers.

Rosario Dawson is 43.

Andrew W.K. turns 43

Wu-Tang Clan’s Ghostface Killah is 52

Depeche Mode singer Dave Gahan is 60

John Corbett is 61. Aidan on “Sex and the City”, Chris, the disc jockey, on “Northern Exposure”, and the non-Greek groom in “My Big Fat Greek Wedding”.

Billy Joel is 73.


Candice Bergen is 76.

James L. Brooks is 82. One of the three men who developed “The Simpsons”. He also co-created “The Mary Tyler Moore Show” and “Taxi”.

Sports Report 1

  • It was one of racing’s biggest upsets EVER when horse Rich Strike stole The Kentucky Derby on Saturday (VIDEO)
  • The 80-1 odds colt beat 4-1 favorite Epicenter by three-quarters of a length.
  • Rich Strike and jockey Sonny Leon became the second-biggest longshot win in Kentucky Derby history, behind only Donerail winning from the No. 1 post with 91-1 odds in 1913.
  • Get this – The horse wasn’t even supposed to be in the Kentucky Derby.  Rich Strike entered the race Friday afternoon after a trainer pulled one of his horses.
  • How did Rich Strike celebrate his big moment?  By playfully biting the pony that led him to the winner’s circle.

The payout on Rich Strike was $163.60 to win.  Only DONERAIL in 1913 had a higher payout, $184.90.

Fiddling with pitch after pitch to find elusive command, Dakota Hudson walked two of the first three batters he faced but slipped free from the inning when he used the sinking pitch that sets him apart to get a double play. The second inning began like the first, with another walk, but there was no escape. Four walks caught up with him, cost him control of the game, misplaced the Cardinals’ lead, cut short his start and began a cascade that pooled into a 4-3 loss to the Giants at Oracle Park. They play the Orioles tomorrow in town at 6:45pm (LINK)

Known to locals as “Baseball Heaven,” Busch Stadium is now being praised among the top sports venues in the country. A crowdsourced sports gambling advice platform, released its 2022 USA Stadium Report earlier this week. The report ranks Busch Stadium as the fifth-best professional sports venue in the country and third best among MLB ballparks. Research teams released the rankings after compiling data, such as online stadium searches and reviews through Google, Facebook, Yelp and Tripadvisor. The report ranked stadiums based on the average rating from those four platforms. Busch Stadium III, which has served as the home of the St. Louis Cardinals since 2006, finished with an average rating of 4.68/5. That average includes a 4.8/5 rating or higher from Google and Facebook reviews. According to the report, nearly 415,000 searches are made online each year for the stadium, the 64th most among US pro sports venues. So which ones beat our beloved Busch Stadium? Only Pittsburgh’s PNC Park and Baltimore’s Camden Yards finished with higher average ratings among MLB homes, both of which earned a score of 4.78/5. Lambeau Field, home of the NFL’s Green Bay Packers, finished with the best overall rating of 4.93/5. Another Missouri sports venue, Children’s Mercy Park in Kansas City, finished fourth overall, just ahead of Busch Stadium with a 4.75/5 rating. For the full rankings, click here (LINK) (LINK)

We now have a best-of-three series, hockey fans. Win two and advance; lose two and go home. All along, coach Craig Berube and the Blues expected a long playoff series — and here we are. Getting two goals each from Jordan Kyrou and David Perron, and strong goaltending with Jordan Binnington in the net, the Blues defeated Minnesota 5-2 Sunday before a boisterous sellout crowd of 18,096 at Enterprise Center. The series, knotted at two games each, moves to St. Paul, Minn., for Game 5 on Tuesday night.

Former Baylor starting quarterback Gerry Bohanon, who visited Missouri last week, announced his commitment to South Florida on Sunday. Meanwhile, the Tigers announced that Gabarri Johnson, a four-star 2023 prospect from Tacoma, Washington, announced his verbal commitment to Missouri on Sunday, picking the Tigers over nearly half the Pac-12 Conference.Johnson, rated the nation’s No. 14 quarterback in next year’s class by 247Sports.com, threw for 2,222 yards and 28 touchdowns in 10 games last fall at Lincoln High while rushing for 737 yards and 15 scores (LINK)