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Michigan woman Brittany McClure, 30, is arrested for performing sex act on her dog, Max, after ex-boyfriend found disturbing footage on security camera and handed it to cops – LINK

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Tourists in Maui Are Being Criticized for Snorkeling, While the Island Burned to the Ground – LINK LINK LINK

Knowing how scammers pose as the IRS can help taxpayers protect themselves – LINK

Is the Cure for Cancer Hidden in . . . Black Jellybeans? – LINK

The Most Popular Beer in America Is . . . a Simple Lager? – LINK

“LOL” Is Cringe . . . Kids Are Saying “IJBOL” Now – LINK

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Taryn Manning – best known for her character, Pennsatucky, from Orange is the New Black – posted a video on social media where, first of all, she appears to be WASTED and behind the wheel of a car. She was parked, and then she proceeds to describe a very naughty act that she’s been performing on a married man for the past several days.  For those curious among you, it involves her licking a place that rarely sees the sun. Or sees anything for that matter. Taryn described this act as something only a demon does, then says she did it because, quote, “he liked it, and I didn’t mind doing it.  Is that weird?” She also says she was gonna buy this guy a boat, and she apparently had a bag full of cash in the car, too? But Taryn and her married friend have a problem:  His wife.  She’s been getting on Taryn’s case, calling her a lunatic, and threatening to get a restraining order against her. In another video, she added, quote, “I’m not scared of you.  You should be scared of me.” Taryn ended up taking the videos down, and posting a message fessing up to the whole situation.  She said she got into the relationship thinking the guy was going to leave his wife, but that didn’t happen. She admitted it was wrong, and called it a “huge learning lesson.”  She also said she regretted going public with the whole thing.  Obviously – LINK 

Paris Hilton was seen vacationing on the beaches of Maui, Hawaii, just 30 miles away from the devastated town of Lahaina. In photos obtained by Page Six, the socialite and her husband, Carter Reum, were all smiles as they basked in the sunshine while staying at a luxe resort in Wailea – LINK

“Disgusting. They’ve asked all tourists to leave the island,” one person tweeted, while another simply wrote, “Read the room.” A source had this to say to  They continued, “Her uncle’s restaurant in Lahaina burned down, so they decided to shorten their trip and go to see their family and help where they could. When they arrived, they gathered supplies, donated to the local shelters and people in need, and made significant contributions.” On Sunday night, Paris shared two posts on her Instagram story from the Hawaii Community Foundation’s Instagram informing followers on how to donate to those affected by the natural disaster.

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson posted a video on Sunday sharing his heartbreak on the deadly fires that so far have killed over 90 people. In the slideshow of snapshots, The Rock shows firefighters, first responders, and civilians doing what they can to fight the wildfires and help in the aftermath.  “I’m completely heartbroken over this, and I know that all of you are too,” Johnson said in the clip. “Everything that I’ve seen transpire over these past couple of days, everything that continues to transpire, hour-by-hour, minute-by-minute, it’s all heartbreaking.” “Thank you, guys, around the world for all of your love and your support and your light, your prayers. Thank you for sending them to the islands of Hawaii, the people of Hawaii,” he continued. He also shared the link to Hawaii Community Foundation for those who wish to help. 

Tracy Morgan has been working on his fitness. “I get up at 7 every morning, and I’m in the gym at 10, and then I go back to sleep.” When asked for more information, Morgan said, “I take Ozempic every Thursday. It cuts my appetite in half. Now I only eat half a bag of Doritos.” – LINK

The medication is mainly for diabetes, which Morgan was diagnosed with in 1996. Some people criticize those using Ozempic strictly to lose weight.

Ashley Olsen and her husband, Louis Eisner, have welcomed their first child together! Sources close to the couple tell TMZ that Ashley gave birth to her son, Otto, a few months ago in New York – LINK

The famous Olsen twin married Louis in December of last year. The pair have kept their romance private and low-key since first getting together in 2017. They’ve only been spotted together a few times around NYC.

 Anthony Michael Hall admits he got caught trying to peek at Beverly D’Angelo’s boobs on the set of “National Lampoon’s Vacation”. “I get a lot of guys who say I was the first boobs they saw,” said D’Angelo of her experience at fan conventions – LINK

Alice Cooper has licensed his name to Vampyre Cosmetics for a line of makeup in guitar- and amp-shaped makeup palettes, microphone-styled lipsticks and mascara. Other artists with makeup lines include KISSTwisted SisterOzzy OsbourneDef Leppard and Jimi Hendrix – LINK

Netflix has released its own game-controller app that works as a gamepad, so that means subscribers could soon get to play all of the streamer’s games on TV. You can only currently play Netflix’s hit games, like ‘Kentucky Route Zero’ and ‘Oxenfree 2’ on select mobile and handheld devices. Netflix plans to unveil around 40 games this year but won’t comment on the game-controller app – LINK

The “Chrisley Knows Best” kids along with “Nanny” Faye Chrisley, aka the mother of imprisoned patriarch Todd — have signed a deal with the Scout Productions, the company behind Queer Eye, to return to the airwaves, sans the family heads. The show will watch as they “pick up their lives” after their parents were found guilty of multiple charges and sent to the clink for lengthy stays – LINK

AND FINALLY

MovieWeb.com ranked the 13 best feminist horror movies.

It’s not clear if these are ranked, but this is the order they put them in:

  1. “Alien”,  1979
  1. “Rosemary’s Baby”,  1968
  1. “M3GAN”,  2022
  1. “Silence of the Lambs”,  1991
  1. “The Invisible Man”,  2020
  1. “Promising Young Woman”,  2020
  1. “Last Night in Soho”,  2021
  1. “Carrie”,  1976
  1. “Panic Room”,  2002
  1. “Raw”,  2016
  1. “Us”,  2019
  1. “I Spit on Your Grave”,  1978

13.  “A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night”,  2014

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Misti Love

Today’s birthday girl has been in 158 fine films, including:

– Angels of Debauchery 7

– Assapalooza 3

– Barrio Booty 4

– Beyond The Call Of Booty 2

– Big Ass Slumber Party 3

– Bitches and Whips

– Bubble Butt Barbeque

– Double Bubble Booty 2

– Round and Brown 5 & 8

– And who can forget her role in 2009’s Rack By Popular Demand 3

Misti Love is 39 years old.

Sports Report 1

Rookie Jordan Walker cleared the bases when he crushed a triple with the bases loaded, two outs and the Cardinals trailing by one run in the seventh inning to the team with the worst record in the majors. The Cardinals, who’d previously led twice in the game, held onto the advantage Walker provided and got a 7-5 win over the Oakland A’s. Paul Goldschmidt, Andrew Knizner, Tyler O’Neill and Lars Nootbaar all walked in the inning. Nootbaar’s walk forced in a run to pull the Cardinals within a run. Jordan Walker’s triple lifts the Cardinals to a 7-5 win over the Athletics – LINK

Rodion Amirov, the No. 15 overall selection in the first round of the 2020 NHL Draft, has died, his agent Dan Milstein announced Monday.

Amirov, a native of Russia, was only 21 years old. He was diagnosed with brain cancer in February 2022 and had been battling the disease ever since. The Maple Leafs who selected him in that draft also acknowledged is sad passing.

City SC hasn’t played since July 27, when it lost 4-0 to Club America in the Leagues Cup and resumed practice on Monday. So Coach Carnell was looking for a chance to work some kinks out for his team before resuming play, as was Atlanta United, which also didn’t advance out of group play in the Leagues Cup. So they played to a 3-3 tie in a 120-minute match as both teams get up to speed after the Leagues Cup break. MLS play starts again on Aug. 20, with City SC playing Austin at CityPark After another rain delay, City SC ties Atlanta 3-3 in scrimmage as team readies to resume season – LINK

CBC senior wide receiver Jeremiah McClellan has received offers from 43 NCAA Division I schools and 41 came from Power Five Conferences. He narrowed his choices to Ohio State, Oregon and Missouri earlier this month before announcing his much anticipated choice. Due to a strong relationship he developed with the coaches… McClellan gave a verbal commitment to ….. Ohio State University in front of family and friends at CBC. Congrats to Jeremiah. CBC receiver Jeremiah McClellan announces commitment to Ohio State – LINK 

Michael Oher‘s rags-to-riches story was told in the 2009 blockbuster film The Blind Side — but now the retired NFL star says it was a lie. Michael has filed a petition alleging that Sean and Leigh Anne Tuohy  played by Sandra Bullock and Tim McGraw in the movie — never adopted him and instead tricked him into a conservatorship that they controlled. According to Variety, Michael claims that he thought he was signing adoption papers, but the document actually gave the Tuohys control over his affairs. He also claims the couple signed a deal that paid them and their two birth children millions of dollars in royalties from the Oscar-winning movie, which earned more than $300 million. Michael says he received no payment. He’s now reportedly asking the court to terminate the conservatorship and issue an injunction prohibiting the Tuohys from using his name and likeness. He also wants the Tuohys to pay him his “fair share of profits,” plus “unspecified compensatory and punitive damages.” Michael eventually became a first-round NFL draft pick and Super Bowl winner with the Baltimore Ravens. Sean Tuohy called Michael’s claims “insulting.”