Oh, the freaks have battled their way into the quarterfinals of the Freak of the Year playoffs! In this intense matchup, it’s the number two seed, the Super Smash Brothers, taking on the number seven seed, Preg Bump Ruby. With just six contenders left in this round, the competition is heating up!

Join us as we dive into these outrageous Craigslist ads that have made it this far in the tournament. Will it be the Super Smash Brothers looking for an adventurous woman to join them for a memorable 30th birthday celebration, or Preg Bump Ruby, who has a unique preference for expecting mothers?

You won’t believe some of the absurd requests in these ads, but that’s what makes this competition so entertaining. It’s time for you, the viewers, to cast your votes on our Twitter page @rizzshow Help us decide which ad deserves to advance to the semifinals and be crowned the Craigslist Freak of the Year. Your votes matter, so make sure to join in on the fun and make your voice heard!

Stay tuned for more outrageous Craigslist ads, unexpected twists, and hilarious commentary as we continue the search for this year’s ultimate Craigslist freak. Who will be the last one standing? You won’t want to miss a moment of this wild journey!

Remember to keep it in English, and let the voting begin!