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Doctor issues warning after man attempts to enlarge manhood by sticking penis in ant nest – LINK

A Janitor Destroyed Decades of Research When He Unplugged a Freezer, Because Its Beeping Was Annoying – LINK

Nude woman arrested for ripping up seafood machinery, says Coos County Sheriff’s Office – LINK

A Woman Got a DUI After Showing Up Drunk to a Job Interview with the Cops – LINK

Man accidentally shot himself in Manchester grocery store: police – LINK

Man inhaling balloons at wheel found with 48,000 nitrous oxide cannisters – LINK

Cops Stopped Chasing a Guy, and He Crashed Anyway – LINK

Florida teen charged after using baby alligator in drinking stunt caught on viral video – LINK

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Madonna had to be revived with Narcan after her “lifeless body” was found at her home last month, according to a report from Radar Online. Though the drug is often used to rapidly reverse a narcotic overdose, the gossip site says that in this case Narcan was used to treat septic shock. There’s no evidence that the singer overdosed, Radar insists – LINK

Madonna was found unresponsive in her home last month. Her manager, Guy Oseary, later said the 64-year-old “developed a serious bacterial infection which led to a several-day stay in the ICU.” She’s reportedly bedridden at home and recovering. Sources tell Page Sixthat Madonna had been “strenuously rehearsing” for weeks and putting in “12-hour days” in preparation for her tour, which was set to kick off in Vancouver next week. Britney Spears claims she was assaulted by a security guard for San Antonio Spurs star Victor Wembanyama, after she tried to approach him at a restaurant.  Police are investigating.  TMZ spoke to an eyewitnesswho says Britney was speaking with a British accent. Britney said, ‘Traumatic experiences are not new to me and I have had my fair share of them. I was not prepared for what happened to me last night. I recognized an athlete in my hotel lobby as I was heading to dinner. I later went to a restaurant at a different hotel and saw him again. I decided to approach him and congratulate him on his success. It was really loud, so I tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. His security then backhanded me in the face without looking back, in front of the crowd. Nearly knocking me down and causing my glasses off my face. “This story is super embarrassing to share with the world, but it’s out there already,” Britney added. “However, I think it’s important to share this story and to urge people in the public eye to set an example and treat all people with respect.” – LINK

 

Atreyu have announced a new EP and a new full-length album. The EP, The Moment You Find Your Flame, is due out August 18th. The single “Gone” is out now with a lyric video on YouTube. The album, The Beautiful Dark of Life, is due out in the late fall and will feature tracks from The Moment You Find Your Flame and their other EP from this year, The Hope of a Spark, plus unreleased material

Country fans: “CMA Fest: 50 Years of Fan Fair” documentary . . . which is currently streaming on Hulu . . . is coming to ABC on Tuesday, July 18th.

Ricky Martin and his husband, Jwan Yosef are divorcing after six years of marriage. They released a joint statement, “For some time, we have considered transforming our relationship, and it is after careful consideration that we have decided to end our marriage with love, respect and dignity for our children — preserving and honoring what we have experienced as a couple all of these wonderful years,”  – LINK

NEW IN THEATERS THIS WEEKEND:

Insidious: The Red Door  (PG-13)  

It’s the fifth installment in the “Insidious”   It takes place 10 years after “Insidious: Chapter 2”.  Patrick Wilsonand his now college-aged son must return into the Further to face their family’s past and  put demons to rest for good. Other original cast members return like Rose ByrneLin Shaye, and Andrew Astor.  This is also Patrick’s directorial debut.

Joy Ride  (R)

Ashley Park (Netflix’s “Emily in Paris”) plays the adoptive daughter of white parents who goes on a crazy journey across China to find her birth mother.  She takes her childhood best friend, former college roommate, and her best friend’s cousin with her.  Her best friend is played by Sherry Colafrom Freeform’s “Good Trouble”, and her former roommate is played by Stephanie Hsu, the daughter in “Everything Everywhere All at Once”.  Seth Rogen serves as a producer.

New Music Today:

Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)Taylor Swift.  It’s a re-recording of her third album from 2010.  Her guests are Fall Out Boy and Hayley Williams from Paramore.

The Call of the VoidNita Strauss.  This is her second album.  Her guests are Alice CooperDavid Draiman from DisturbedLzzy Hale from Halestorm, and Chris Motionless from Motionless in White.

I Want It All Right NowGrouplove.  This is their sixth album.

Time Will Wait for No OneLocal Natives.  This is their fifth album.

I Inside the Old Year DyingPJ Harvey.  This is her 10th album.

Skims is bringing back the 90s icons Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Electra to star in its new swim campaign. The ads debuted yesterday featuring the two in tiny bikinis and stiletto heels, and pays tribute to the MTV roots.  Check them out: https://www.instagram.com/skims/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=e835c8c6-95e4-4c9d-847f-a93b264c5b34

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Lena Ramon

Today’s birthday girl has been in 424 fine films, including:

– 72 Cheerleader Orgy

– 75 Nurse Orgy

– The Adventures of Buck Naked 2

– The      Adventures of Nurse Lick 10

– Bone The Second Coming

– Boss Bitches 4, 15, 21 & 26

– Crack Whores of the Tenderloin

– Punished In Plaid

– And who can forget her role in 2018’s Damn You’re Hairy 5

Lena Ramon is 47 years old

Sports Report 1

Jordan Hicks who kind of cost the game on Wednesday for the Cardinals with that wild throw to first in the bottom of the ninth inning to go rebound last night with the save after a good start from Jack Flaherty. Nolan Arenado led the offense again. Arenado’s 17th home run of the season and fifth extra base hit of the series pierced the scoreless tie and gave the Cardinals what proved to be the only run they needed. Hicks retired the three batters he faced in the ninth inning to secure a 3-0 victory last night at loanDepot Park. Jack Flaherty throws Cardinals a life preserver, rescues them from sweep in Miami (stltoday.com)

The U.S. Men’s National Team will train in Charlotte, N.C. prior to traveling to Cincinnati for the 2023 Concacaf Gold Cup quarterfinal round. Finishing first in Group A after scoring the most goals in Gold Cup group play in team history, the USMNT advanced to the quarterfinals to face Canada on Sunday, July 9, at TQL Stadium. Kickoff is set for 8 p.m. ET and the match will be broadcast live on FS1, Univision and TUDN