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Carjacker dies in crash moments after assaulting 72-year-old Texas grandmother – LINK

Florida babysitter put child in dryer, spun him around, deputies say – LINK

An Evil Twin Used a Good Twin’s ID to Steal $72,000 in Military Benefits – LINK

The Local Newsletter That Informs Millions Every Morning – LINK

A Lady Who Was “Likely on Drugs” Got Busted on 4/20 for Driving with a Missing Tire – LINK

229 lbs. of marijuana, $17K+ discovered after woman runs out of gas on Memphis bridge – LINK

A Shoplifter Started a Fire as a Diversion and Burned Down a Home Depot – LINK

A Felon Tried to Go Through Disney World Security with a Gun and Drugs – LINK

Lacombe youth charged with impersonating police officer – LINK

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The Perfect Amount of Sleep for Adults Is . . . 7 Hours – LINK

 

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Do you know the name Zara Phythian? She was in Marvel’s 2016 blockbuster Doctor Strange (LINK). Well she and her husband have been accused of having sex with a 13-year-old girl. The actress and martial artist, along with her husband Victor Marke, are denying multiple sexual-offense accusations brought against them by a woman who was 13 at the time of alleged sexual abuse at the hands of Phythian, 36, and Marke, 59. Altogether, the couple are facing 14 charges of sexual activity with a child in the U.K.   She they gave her alcohol before Phythian dared her to perform oral sex on Marke, who reportedly was not yet married to Phythian but to another woman at the time. The woman told police that Marke told her no one “would believe” her and threatened to harm her if she said anything, adding of the couple, “They always had a power over me.   Along with the charges brought against Phythian and Marke from this plaintiff, Marke faces four more from another woman alleging he sexually abused her from 2002 to 2003, starting when she was 15 years old. Phythian and Mark have reportedly denied all allegations from both plaintiffs. 

AMANDA BYNES just had her conservatorship terminated last month. At about 2:30 in the morning, Amanda and her fiancé Paul Michael both called the cops after a verbal dispute.  Paul said Amanda was taking his Adderall and was out of control.  Amanda said she was afraid for her safety and kicked Paul out. Amanda later posted a video. Amanda and Paul were spotted in public . . . and the paparazzi even caught them kissing.   

NBC News is catching heat for a Tweet about the current “Jeopardy!” champion, MATTEA ROACH, where they described her as, quote, “[a] 23-year-old lesbian tutor from Toronto.” Obviously, there was really no point in shoehorning her sexuality into the description, and Twitter is letting NBC know about it. One person also pointed out how absurd the wording was . . . quote, “What on earth is a lesbian tutor?  You mean she helps people become better lesbians?  Be better @NBCNews.” Mattea has never even mentioned her sexuality on the show.  NBC got that info from her Twitter account. 

Tiger King‘s Joe Exotic has found love again, according to a letter from prison.  In fact, Exotic’s already engaged (even though he hasn’t gotten divorced from his last husband.) Exotic’s new boo is John Graham, who he met after being released from solitary confinement.  Exotic says Graham is an “old soul”, talks like he’s “from 400 years ago” and compared their love to the passion shared by Edward and Bella in Twilight. Joe says the two have been engaged since August 2021.  Graham has since been released from prison but the two speak “three times a day” on the phone. Exotic’s just got to get divorced from Dillon Passage now. He formally filed for divorce in March 2022. 

Good guy BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH and his wife are going to host a family of Ukrainian refugees.  They haven’t arrived yet, but they at least made it out of Ukraine and he’s able to monitor their journey. He’s also helping financially with housing costs for the extended Ukrainian families of U.K. citizens.  If there’s one thing we know about Benedict, it’s that he definitely puts his money where his mouth is . . . “Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness” comes out a week from today. 

Metallica’s liquor brand, Blackened, has released a new whiskey, Rye The Lightning, a Kentucky straight rye double cask-finished whiskey. This booze “listened” to Metallica’s classic album, Ride The Lightning while being created, too.  The album’s songs were blasted at the whiskey during its casking process, specifically live versions from Metallica’s 2012 Orion Music + More Festival performance.  Grab a bottle at BlackenedWhiskey.com. 

 Ozzy Has COVID-19 Sharon Osbourne revealed on her new talk show that her husband, Ozzy, has COVID. She said she’s flying back to LA from the UK to be with Ozzy. Ozzy has been battling Parkinson’s for a while now   

 Pete Davidson is set to write and star in a series about his own life. Bupkis, coming to Peacock, will be a “heightened, fictionalized version of Pete Davidson’s real-life” that “will combine grounded storytelling with absurd elements from the unfiltered and completely original worldview for which Pete is well known”, according to a press release.Not much else is known about the comedy, but Consequence said it could be compared to Larry David’s Curb Your Enthusiasm 

Schitt’s Creek Is Leaving Netflix, Will Begin Exclusively Streaming on Hulu Starting Oct. 3 Beginning Oct. 3, all six seasons of the award-winning CBC sitcom will be available exclusively on the streaming service in the United States, Hulu announced Thursday 

Kenny Loggins Danger Zone WILL be in the New Top Gun Maverick movie. Loggins saw Tom Cruise at a taping of Jimmy Fallon and Cruise said he couldn’t make the movie without the song being included.   “Danger Zone” peaked at No. 2 on the Billboard Hot 100 and helped the Top Gun soundtrack (LINK) sell more than 9 million copies in the U.S. alone. The moive comes out May 27th.

Is Top Gun a sequel tat should be made? I have a list ones that shouldn’t have been. Here are 80s Movie Sequels That Shouldn’t Have Been Made

‘Airplane II: The Sequel’ (1982)

‘Arthur 2: On the Rocks’ (1988)

‘Caddyshack II’ (1988)

‘Fletch Lives’ (1989)

‘Big Top Pee-wee’ (1988)

‘Grease 2’ (1982)

‘Teen Wolf Too’ (1987)

‘Crocodile Dundee II’ (1988)

‘Conan the Destroyer’ (1984)

 ‘Smokey and the Bandit Part 3’ (1983)

 ‘Cannonball Run II’ (1984)

 ‘Cocoon: The Return’ (1988)

 ‘Jaws 3-D’ (1983)

‘Poltergeist II: The Other Side’ (1986)

‘Return to Oz’ (1985)

‘Short Circuit II’ (1988)

‘Meatballs Part II’ (1984)

CELEBRITIES CELEBRATING A BIRTHDAY

Uma Thurman is 52. 

Eight-time Grand Slam-winner Andre Agassi is 52. 

Master P is 52. 

Former Blues goalie Curtis Joseph is 55. 

Michelle Pfeiffer is 64. 

Jan Brady from the Brady Bunch, Eve Plumb is 64. 

Actor Daniel Day-Lewis is 65. 

Jerry Seinfeld is 68. 

On Saturday

Travis Scott is 31. Rapper and baby daddy to Kylie Jenner’s daughter Stormi. 

Wonder Woman, Gal Gadot turns 37. 

Kirsten Dunst turns 40. 

Leonard from Big Bang Theory, Johnny Galecki turns 47. Also Rusty from Christmas Vacation. 

Daytona 500 winner Michael Waltrip is 59. 

Basketball legend Isaiah Thomas turns 61. 

Willie Nelson turns 89. 

And on Sunday

Director Wes Anderson is 53. 

Country singer Tim McGraw turns 55. 

The guy who sang the Ghostbusters theme song, Ray Parker Jr. turns 68.

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Brooke Belle

Today’s birthday girl has been in 238 fine films, including:

  • Bad Ass Bitches
  • The Booby Trap
  • Bubblegum Cuties 3
  • Fanny Fantasies
  • Gazongas 3
  • Innocent Until Proven Filthy 4
  • The Rich Bitch
  • And who can forget her role in 2010’s Pretty Thing I Can’t Believe You Are Doing Porn

 

 

Brooke Belle is 40 years old

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Yesterday the Cardinals started a series with the Diamondbacks at Busch.  And – they started the series off with a bang.  Dakota Hudson picked up the win as the Cards got the 8-3 win.  Tonight the two teams are back at it.  Adam Wainwright gets the start…first pitch is scheduled for 7:15PM.

Nolan Arenado and pitcher Genesis Cabrera each received suspensions from Major League Baseball for their roles in the benches-clearing brawl in their 10-5 win Wednesday over the New York Mets at Busch Stadium. Arenado received a two-game suspension for “contributing to the incitement of the incident,” the league announced Thursday, while Cabrera received a one-game suspension. Both were also fined an undisclosed amount. Arenado is appealing his suspension and started last night, going 2-for-4. Cabrera served his suspension Thursday.   Cardinals pitcher Jack Flaherty and Mets pitcher Taijuan Walker — were fined for joining the benches-clearing brawl while being on the injured list.

The Blues wrap up their regular season tonight.  They take on the Golden Knights at 7PM.  If you missed the big announcement yesterday – the Blues announced that Stifel will be the jersey sponsor.  A small patch showing the Stifel logo will be stitched onto the right breast of each jersey.  It will start next season.

So what happened at last nights first round of the NFL draft?  Here are some of the highlights.  DE Travon Walker from Georgia was the first overall pick by the Jaguars.  The Lions picked Aidan Hutchinson, Houston picked Derek Stingley Jr, The Jets snatched up Sauce Gardner, and the Giants grabbed Kayvon Thibodeaux.  But yesterday DID see some other moves as well.

The Eagles shook up the first round with a blockbuster trade, acquiring star receiver A.J. Brown from the Tennessee Titans for the 18th and 101st overall picks. Brown, who had been seeking a new deal, has agreed to a four-year, $100 million contract with the Eagles that includes $57 million guaranteed.

Last night in the NBA playoffs – Chris Paul just keeps setting records.  He is 36 years old and last night dude went 14-14 from the field to score 33 points and eight assists.  He was also 4-4 from the free throw line.  It’s an NBA playoff record for most field goals made without a miss.  His performance helped the Suns to a 115-109 win, and a series win against the Pelicans.  Also last night the 76ers knocked out the Raptors and the Mavs eliminated the Jazz.  Tonight we have one game on the schedule.  It’s the Grizzlies and Timberwolves for game 6 of their series with the Grizzlies up 3-2.

JIMMY BUTLER was out with a knee injury during the Miami Heat’s playoff game against the Atlanta Hawks on Tuesday night.  But he still managed to get himself and his team in trouble. After they sank a shot in the second quarter, Jimmy celebrated on the sideline with an OBSCENE GESTURE.  For lack of a better description, let’s call it an AIR HUMP.  The NBA fined Jimmy $15,000 . . . and they fined the Heat another 15-grand for Tweeting a GIF of it . . . which they later deleted.

This weekend we have the NASCAR Cup Series at Dover.  The Race is on Sunday and engines start at 2PM.