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Man caught masturbating in public had meth, a cucumber – LINK

‘Basically, they laundered money through the jail system’ – LINK

Two Cops Got Fired for Ignoring a Robbery to Play “Pokémon Go” – LINK

A Woman Was Arrested for Wrapping Her Car to Look Like a Cop . . . Because She “Loved the Color Scheme”? – LINK

Woman Steals Car To Get To Stripper Job Interview, Says She Shouldn’t Be Arrested Because She Returned It: Police – LINK

Thieves Stole $20,000 Worth of Left-Footed Shoes from a Vintage Store – LINK

Customs agents seized an unusual item from a passenger arriving in Minneapolis from a vacation in Kenya:  A small box of giraffe feces.  (Full Story)

Arkansas trooper retires after crashing vehicle into wrong car during 100 mph pursuit – LINK

What’s the Best Hiding Place for Contraband: Frosted Flakes, a Pizza Box, or a Tree Stump? – LINK LINK LINK

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Friday the 13th Is the Biggest Day of the Year for Tattoos? –LINK

Teacher fired after posting video about farting on students – LINK

Humble ISD teacher resigns after investigation finds she gave students melatonin gummies – LINK

The Weirdest Halloween Costumes of 2023 – LINK

There’s a new poll out on “unique” shower habits, and 23% of Americans brush their teeth while showering . . . 15% have showered with their pet . . . and a few people also enjoy cracking open a beer in the shower – LINK

25% of People Don’t Think They’re Capable of Changing a Tire – LINK

It’s rare for a man to suffer a dislocated testicle, where it’s pushed up into his body. However, about 80% of reported cases happen to men in their mid-20s, who have been in a motorcycle accident – LINK

Eight Dumb Things People Have Seen Their Coworkers Do at Work – LINK

A New “No Mercy” Version of Uno Is Already Sold Out Everywhere – LINK

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The family of late KISS guitar tech Fran Stueber are suing Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley alleging wrongful death. Stueber’s family says the band didn’t do enough to prevent their crew from catching COVID while on tour in 2021, leading to the guitar’s death that October. https://ultimateclassicrock.com/kiss-sued-covid-death/

Sevendust and Static-X had to cancel their show in Murfreesboro, Tennessee on Wednesday night “due to inadequate security measures.” The bands hope to reschedule the date soon. Hopefully The Factory will be fit to their liking when they are here on Sunday, October 22nd… https://www.facebook.com/sevendustofficial/posts/879085846909145?ref=embed_post

The “Halloween” franchise is getting its own TV series.  Plot details haven’t been announced, but it’s expected to launch a cinematic universe. The TV rights were recently secured by Miramax, which are the same guys who produced the recent “Halloween” trilogy. Plot details have yet to be announced, so it’s not clear where in the Michael Myers timeline the story takes place. https://deadline.com/2023/10/halloween-tv-rights-miramax-deal-trancas-series-cinematic-universe-1235571505/

Starting Monday, The Daily Show is back on Comedy Central. The late-night parody newscast has been on hiatus since the start of the writers’ strike. The Daily Show has been using guest hosts since Trevor Noah’s departure in January. Leslie Jones, Sarah Silverman, Desus Nice, and Charlamagne Tha God will take host spots over the next few weeks.  https://deadline.com/2023/10/leslie-jones-sarah-silverman-the-daily-show-1235571778/

A couple of new trailers on the blog today:

This trailer is ‘cute as hell!’ Adam SandlerBill BurrCecily StrongJason AlexanderRob SchneiderJo Koy, and Stephanie Hsu lend their voices to the animated comedy “Leo”, based on the animals that teachers have in school as ‘class pets’. It hits Netflix on November 21st.  Check out the trailer: https://youtu.be/G_AEL-Xo5l8

The Please Don’t Destroy guys from “Saturday Night Live” made a movie called “The Treasure of Foggy Mountain”.  Here’s the trailer. https://youtu.be/2vO4AKM_KGg

Emma Stone and Nathan Fielder play house flippers whose lives unravel in “The Curse”, which hits Showtime on November 12thhttps://youtu.be/tui5vl13Gqg


The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon has Kelly Clarkson.

Late Night With Seth Meyers has Craig Reynolds.


  • Everybody Loves Diamonds (AMAZON, Season 1 Premiere)
  • Goosebumps (HULU, Season 1 Premiere)
  • Lessons in Chemistry (APPLE TV+, Season 1 Premiere)
  • Creepshow (AMC+, Season 4 Premiere)


National M&M Day: ‘Tis the season of candy

Parade attempted to rank every flavor of M&Ms to figure out which is the very best. Do you agree?

  1. Peanut
  2. Plain
  3. Fudge Brownie
  4. Caramel
  5. Peanut Butter
  6. Crunchy Cookie
  7. Mint Dark Chocolate
  8. Almond
  9. Dark Chocolate
  10. Pretzel

Porn B

 Ryder Skye

Today’s birthday girl has been in 272 fine films, including:

                                                – The Bad Wives Book Club

                                                – Beating Around The Bush

                                                – Broke Down Bitches 1

                                                – Cougar Sandwich 2

                                                – Count Rackula

                                                – Horny Joe’s Gym 1

                                                – I’m Gonna Bang Your Mother 3

                                                – Manaconda 1

                                                – The Secret Lives Of Stepmothers and Sons 2

                                                – Tiger’s Got Wood

                                                – The Whores Have Eyes

                                                – And who can forget her role in 2008’s Smothergasm

Ryder Skye is 45 years old.

Sports Report 1

Guys. The Blues played last night. This is a really big deal. First game of the season. It was in Dallas, and this is wild, but there was a SHOOT OUT. But before that happened, it was Tyler Tucker – who I like to call ‘TT TUCKS’ – who got the first goal to tie up the game. There were a ton of great saves by our goalie, who’s name is escaping me right now, but he did great. Look, we had 7 minutes left in the third period and it was gonna be time for a showdown. The Blues did end up losing to the Dallas Stars – but this was just the first game played, so it’s going to be alright. Craig Berube said this after the after a 2-1 shootout loss to Dallas in the season opener: “We battled hard… It was a hard-fought game by our team. We were competitive out there and did a good job.” So don’t worry. This are going to be great. The next game is tomorrow at home, as we host the Seattle Crackheads – I mean Kraken.

City SC Playoff tickets go on sale today at 10am for MyCity+ Subscribers. The Audi 2023 MLS Cup Playoffs are coming to St Louis and this is big exciting! Now, if you’re not a MyCity+ subscriber, you will be able to purchase tickets at 2p on seatgeek.com.

CITYPARK could host up to two round-one matches, with the first expected to be played on Oct. 29, 30, 31 or Nov. 1. The round-one best-of-three series schedule will be finalized upon the release of the full playoff schedule.

There is one last home game scheduled for Oct. 21 against Seattle. A block party will take place the night before (which I am VERY interested in), featuring pop singer-songwriter Ava Max. 

Congrats to the Kansas City Chiefs last night, as they won their game. Broncos fan, Kate Hudson was not at the game but Taylor Swift was.  In other Kelce news… Philadelphia Eagles center Jason Kelce thinks the NFL should go back to all grass surfaces at each stadium and says the league can take its inspiration from people who like to grow marijuana! Jason said that growing grass in an indoor stadium should be easy to do while using UV lights. “There’s pot farms right down the street that are growing mountains of pot. We can grow grass indoors!”