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A Guy Shoved a Double-A Battery Up His Urethra – LINK

A Guy Smashed a Beer Bottle Over His Own Head and Got Himself Shot by Police – LINK

A Woman Dug Up Her Ex-Boyfriend’s Ashes and Left the Urn Out for Her Parole Officer to See – LINK

Former N.C. Police Chief Found and Arrested After Allegedly Faking Suicide to Evade Criminal Charges – LINK

Authorities seize almost $3 million worth of meth disguised as onions in California – LINK

‘Reckless’ Amish buggy driver accused of DUI tells Pa. cops he ‘had a couple beers’ – LINK

A Guy Tried to Steal a Truck and Ended Up Calling 911 on Himself – LINK

Louisville CBP officers find marijuana hidden in Lucky Charms cereal box – LINK

Kentucky man wins $250K on scratch-off, celebration ends in arrest – LINK

A Tattoo Artist Misspelled the Name “John” as “Jhon” – LINK

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Missouri Severe Weather Awareness Week – March 2-6 – LINK

Company Gives Employees Masturbation Breaks, Orders Private VR Pods For The Whole Experience – LINK

 

 

 

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Ranking the villains from all the Batman movies (LINK)

24 Bane – Jeep Swenson Batman & Robin (1997)

23 Doomsday Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

22 Mr. Freeze – Arnold Schwarzenegger Batman & Robin (1997)

21 Carmine Falcone – Tom Wilkinson Batman Begins (2005)

20 Steppenwolf – Ciarán Hinds Justice League (2017)

19 Poison Ivy – Uma Thurman Batman & Robin (1997)

18 Lex Luthor – Jesse Eisenberg Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

17 Max Shreck – Christopher Walken Batman Returns (1992)

16 Talia Al Ghul The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

15 Two-Face – Tommy Lee Jones Batman Forever (1995)

14 Joker – Mark Hamill Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)

13 Phantasm – Stacy Keach Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)

12 Joker – Zach Galifianakis The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)

11 The Riddler – Jim Carrey Batman Forever (1995)

10 Catwoman – Anne Hathaway The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

9 Scarecrow – Cillian Murphy Batman Begins (2005)

8 Superman – Henry Cavill Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

7 Penguin – Danny DeVito Batman Returns (1992)

6 Catwoman – Michelle Pfeiffer Batman Returns (1992)

5 Two-Face – Aaron Eckhart The Dark Knight (2008)

4 Ra’s Al Ghul – Liam Neeson Batman Begins (2005)

3 Bane – Tom Hardy The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

2 Joker – Jack Nicholson Batman (1989)

1 Joker – Heath Ledger The Dark Knight (2008) 

Russia can no longer enjoy the slamtastic action of the WWE Network!!!  Raw, Smackdown, NXT, and WWE’s on-demand library are no longer accessible in Russia.The country won’t see Wrestlemania 38 in Dallas on April 2nd and 3rd, either. Also, MILA KUNIS and ASHTON KUTCHER will match $3 million in donations to Ukraine . . . and Live Nation and Spotify have both ceased business in Russia.

Disgraced producer Harvey Weinstein was busted with contraband in prison back in November; he was caught red-handed with a box of Milk Duds caramel candies. Weinstein claims he brought the Milk Duds with him when he transferred prisons back in July.  Jail officials believe Weinstein’s lawyers snuck the candy into prison. Weinstein’s currently at a correctional treatment center in downtown Los Angeles. He’s awaiting trial on 11 charges of rape and sexual assault. He was sentenced to 23 years in prison in New York in 2020. 

PETE DAVIDSON is expected to join JEFF BEZOS in space sometime this year on a Blue Origin flight.  No contract yet but it’s being finalized.  Back in January, Pete and KIM KARDASHIAN were seen having dinner at Jeff’s house.  So maybe that’s when the space talk went down? (LINK)

Actressss Suzanne Somers…She has been on almost 20 series on television. Written 27 books. She sells hair make up skin and body products. Yet she will always be known as the lady from the Thighmasters products. And for good reason. The classic ThighMaster goes for $19.99, but there’s a “gold” version that costs 50 bucks . . . and an $80 “toning package” that also includes a ButtMaster and a DVD. We were doing a workout at my house and she was telling me about it (LINK)

JAY LENO, a massive car collector guy, has been rich for so long he doesn’t buy Ferraris because of the dealers not the sticker price (LINK)

MADONNA isn’t messing around when choosing the lead in her upcoming biopic.  Those auditioning must go through a, quote, “grueling” process that includes a boot camp. Some of the actresses participating include Florence Pugh, Julia Garner from “Ozark”, Alexa Demie from “Euphoria”, and Emma Laird from “Mayor of Kingstown”. They’ve been doing dance-training sessions that sometimes last up to 11 hours a day, with Madonna and her choreographer.  If they get a callback, they’ll have to do readings WITH Madonna and a singing audition. A source said, quote, “You have to be able to do everything.”  The script is still being written, but as of right now, the movie is expected to include Madonna’s 1990 Blonde Ambition tour . . . so basically lots of dancing and lots of singing. Madonna said last October that she’s taking a hands-on approach to her biopic because, quote, “A bunch of people have tried to write movies about me, but they’re always men” (LINK

Is Wordle getting old?  Well, Netflix is launching your new obsession on April 1st.  It’s a daily interactive trivia series called “Trivia Quest”. Each episode features 24 questions, 12 standard and 12 “hard”.  The categories are science, history, entertainment, sports, art, and geography. It’s not quite as unforgiving as Wordle, because you can replay quizzes in order to get the right answers and accumulate points (LINK)

So Hulu had their say on Pamela Anderson with Pam and Tommy.  Now Pamela gets her turn on Netflix to tell HER side of everything. with their Pamela Anderson is telling her story on her terms in an upcoming Netflix documentary. Her son Brandon, will serve as the doc’s producer. This “definitive documentary about the pop culture icon” will include archival footage and excerpts from Anderson’s personal journals. Netflix said they have been talking about this for years now. No date for release is sset.

Charlie Sheen is heading back to television  with Entourage creator Doug Ellin for a new dramedy series set in Hollywood. Ramble On will star Sheen and Entourage’s Kevin Connolly and Kevin Dillon as themselves about Hollywood veterans looking to reinvent their voices alongside up and comers looking to establish their own. Entourage alum Emmanuelle Chriqui will also make an appearance as well as Charlie’s dad Martin Sheen. A pilot episode wrapped this week. The show is being shopped to potential distributors (LINK

New Kids on the Block, Rick Astley, En Vogue, and Salt-N-Pepa are hitting the road together.  And they just released a new song, with a video that recreates classic videos like “We’re Not Gonna Take It” and “Addicted to Love”. May 14th at Enterprise Cneter/ 

A lot of times actors play parent and child when they’re practically the same age.  Here are some examples that might surprise you: 

  1. Heath Ledger played Kate Mara’s dad in “Brokeback Mountain”.  He was 25, she was 21. 
  1. Rebecca Toolan played David Duchovny’s mother on “The X-Files”.  She was ONE YEAR older than him. 
  1. Adam Garcia played Drew Barrymore’s son in “Riding in Cars with Boys”, even though he’s two years OLDER than her. 
  1. Elizabeth Rodriguez is only two years older than Dascha Polanco. . . but she played Dascha’s mother on “Orange Is the New Black”. 
  1. When “Jane the Virgin” started filming, Gina Rodriguez was 29, while her onscreen mom Andrea Navedo was 36. 

6.  Angelina Jolie played Colin Farrell’s mother in “Alexander”.  She was 29, he was 28

Celebrating a Birthday today: 

Gymnast Simone Biles is 25.

Chaz Bono is 53.

Evan Dando from The Lemonheads is 55.

Former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted is 58.

The mom from Everybody Loves Raymond, Patricia Heaton is 64.

The great Catherine O’Hara is 68.

On Saturday

Eva Mendes turns 48.

Red Hot Chili Peppers guitarist John Frusciante is 52

Former Cowboys wide receiver Michael Irvin turns 56.

The Tiger King, Joe Exotic turns 59.

Penn Jillette turns 67.

And On Sunday

Rapper Tyler, The Creator turns 31.

He’s an NBA legend, the face of Gold Bond Itch Cream and a mixmaster known on Instagram as DJ Diesel; Shaquille O’Neal turns 50

Comedian D.L. Hughley turns 59.

Oprah’s partner Stedman Graham turns 71.

Director Rob Reiner turns 75.

Pink Floyd’s guitarist, David Gilmour, turns 76

Sensei John Creese from the Karate Kid movies, Martin Kove turns 76

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Sophia Ferrari

Today’s birthday girl has been in 241 fine films, including:

  • Backdoor to Buttsville 1
  • Bra Busters
  • Hienie’s Heroes
  • Knight In Shining Panties
  • The Neighborhood Slut
  • Sofia’s Foot Tease
  • And who can forget her role in 1995’s What’s The Lesbian Doing In My Pirate Movie

Sophia Ferrari is 56 years old.

Sports Report 1

The Blues are still in New York for a game against the Islanders.  The team is coming off a 5-3 lost to the Rangers on Wednesday.  Puck drop is scheduled for 11:30AM tomorrow morning.

EA Sports will remove the Russian national team and all licensed Russian clubs from FIFA 22 in response to the country’s ongoing invasion of Ukraine. EA Sports also said they are taking the same step with national and club teams from Russia and Belarus in NHL 22.  FIFA and UEFA suspended the Russian national team from international competition indefinitely. That could jeopardize the status of the men’s national team for the 2022 World Cup. Russia was scheduled to play Poland in a qualifying fixture on March 24

Hall of Fame running back Edgerrin James failed to appear in court Thursday despite being ordered to do so by a judge in Georgia. Not making Thursday’s court date was punishable with a bench warrant for James’ arrest. He has already been hit with fines of around $140,000 because he hadn’t followed a judge’s previous order about discovery. The case centers around One Cigar Lounge. James played 11 years in the NFL across spells with the Colts, Cardinals and Seahawks. A four-time Pro Bowler, he was enshrined in the Pro Football Hall of Fame as part of the 2020 class.

The Buffalo Bills are reportedly interested in signing tight end Rob Gronkowski. The Bills reached out to Gronk when he was a free agent last offseason and remain interested despite his uncertain football future. Gronkowski shot down Buffalo’s interest a year ago to return to Tampa Bay and play with Tom Brady. He recorded 55 receptions for 802 yards and six touchdowns in 2021 despite missing five games with injuries. Brady’s retirement this offseason perhaps paved the way for Gronk to finish his career near his hometown. Or…he may retire. Gronkowski previously retired in 2019 before returning with the Bucs a year later.

Ex-Washington quarterback Robert Griffin III planned to write a tell-all book entitled Surviving Washington detailing his time with the franchise (2012-2015) and providing a deep dive into the team’s toxic culture. However, those plans have reportedly been axed. An inside source said that Griffin had “second thoughts” about writing the book. The book is no longer available for pre-order from Simon & Schuster, which planned to publish the book.

More than 41 years have passed since Coach K coached his first game at Cameron Indoor Stadium, an uneventful 67-49 Duke win over Stetson on Nov. 29, 1980. Since then, the court, which now bears his name, has been home to countless special moments. On Saturday, Coach K will coach his final home game at Duke, fittingly against rival, North Carolina, and the festivities surrounding the coach’s send-off are shaping up to be unlike anything college basketball has seen before. Tickets for the game are fetching prices usually reserved for the Super Bowl, with the cheapest seats on Vivid Seats now going for about $3,450 as of Thursday night, with the average price nearly double that, and reports of some of the best seats on the market for more than $50,000 each. There figure to be numerous celebrities in attendance to witness history, including a host of Duke’s all-time greats. All 208 of of his former players have been invited back for the game. Duke is advising fans to arrive as the school plans to honor Coach K on the court before tipoff. More ceremonies and a speech from the coach will follow, with ESPN airing both events.

The coroner’s office in California, has determined that Stanford goalkeeper Katie Meyer died by suicide. The school announced Wednesday that Meyer, 22, died in an on-campus residence. The redshirt senior was a team captain and a key player for the Cardinals when they were crowned national champions in 2019. In the 2019 national championship game, Stanford and North Carolina were deadlocked at 0-0 after extra time, leading to a penalty shootout. Meyer made a pivotal save to help propel the Cardinals to the title, and her celebration after the save made her a viral sensation.

Iowa Governor Kim Reynolds signed legislation Thursday that banned transgender girls and women from competing in women’s sports at schools, colleges and universities in the state. Iowa is the latest state to introduce similar legislation, along with 10 other states that have passed laws restricting transgender athletes from competing.  Reynolds said the law is “a fairness issue”. The law will require schools to list school-sponsored athletic events as either a men’s, women’s or coeducational sports. To compete in a women’s sport, an athlete’s gender must be the gender listed on the birth certificate of the student. The same stipulation is not mentioned for men’s sports.

Speaking of college athletics…Mizzou wraps up their basketball regular season with a game against Georgia tomorrow at home at 2:30.  SLU does the same as they host VCU at 3:00PM.  And Illinois beat Penn State last night and wrap up their regular season with a game against 24th ranked Iowa on Sunday.

UFC star Conor McGregor could be on pace to secure his next business investment. On Wednesday, McGregor expressed interest in buying the soccer club Chelsea. He tweeted: “I wish to explore this @ChelseaFC.” The current owner – a Russian –  who has owned the club since 2003, announced his intention to sell the club due to external pressure regarding Russia’s invasion of Ukraine and the threat of sanctions from the British government. He purchased Chelsea for nearly $190 million in 2003, and has reportedly turned down offers of $2.9 billion for the club previously.  In April 2021, MCcGregor expressed interest in buying Manchester United, a club he supports.

Former UFC fighter Cain Velasquez was charged with 10 counts, including first-degree attempted murder and assault with a deadly weapon, after allegedly ramming and shooting a gun into a vehicle carrying a man accused of molesting one of Velasquez’s young relatives. A man named Harry Goularte was recently released from custody after being charged with one felony count of a lewd and lascivious act with a child under the age of 14. The child is a “close relative” of Velasquez but has not been identified. Velasquez is accused of ramming his truck into a vehicle carrying Goularte and then shooting multiple times into the vehicle. Police found a 40-caliber semi-automatic handgun when searching Velasquez’s truck. Eight bullets were missing from the magazines in the gun. Velasquez faces several years in prison if convicted on the charges. A two-time heavyweight champion in the UFC, Velasquez retired from mixed martial arts in 2019. He’s since embarked on a professional wrestling career with stints in WWE and Lucha Libre AAA Worldwide.  He is 39 years old.

Rory McIlroy shot a seven-under 65 on Thursday to emerge as the first-round leader at the Arnold Palmer Invitational from Orlando, Florida. The four-time major winner, who is looking for his 21st PGA Tour victory and second in this tournament, registered six birdies, one eagle and one bogey on the day. 3-players are tied for second at 5 under.