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A Guy Crashed into a FedEx Truck While Receiving Oral Favors – LINK

A Man Who Raps About Robbing ATMs Got Busted for Robbing an ATM – LINK

Man arrested after deputy finds trunk filled with stolen avocados – LINK

A Man in Florida Stole a Jet Ski, But He Didn’t Know How to Swim? – LINK

A Guy Did $5 Million in Damage at a Museum Because He Was “Mad at His Girl” – LINK

An Inmate Broke Out and Tried to Get Away on a Child’s Bike – LINK

Wheelchair packed with 23 pounds of cocaine found at Charlotte airport – LINK

A Guy Got Attacked by an Alligator After Mistaking It for a Dog – LINK

A Man Taunts an Orangutan at a Zoo, and Regrets It – VIDEO

A New Footbridge in Mexico Collapsed as Soon as People Walked on It

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Dumbest TikTok Challenge Yet: Jumping in Front of Trucks to See if They Stop – LINK

Indoor spiral slide featured in Madison home listed for $4.25 million – LINK




The federal attorneys who successfully convicted R. Kelly in New York want the singer to stay in jail for a long time.    Kelly was found guilty of sex trafficking and racketeering charges last September.   He’s scheduled to be sentenced on June 29th.  The prosecutors want Kelly to spend at least 25 years in jail. On Wednesday, the council told a judge that Kelly “avoided punishment …for almost 30 years and must now be held to account.”  Kelly is facing another trial on similar charges in Chicago later this year. 

BRITNEY SPEARS married her longtime boyfriend SAM ASGHARI yesterday in an “intimate” ceremony. There were only supposed to be around 60 guests, but they included some big names, like Madonna, Paris Hilton, Selena Gomez, Kate Hudson, and Gwyneth Paltrow. Not surprisingly, their mom, dad, and sister JAMIE LYNN weren’t invited. Also not in attendance were Britney’s sons, 16-year-old Sean Preston and 15-year-old Jayden James.  But an attorney for their dad, Kevin Federline, said that all three of them wish her the best.  Also not invited but showing up abyway was Britneys first husband Jason Alexander did stop by (LINK)

REBEL WILSON is ringing in this Pride Month by introducing us all to her girlfriend Ramona Agruma.  She came out yesterday in an Instagram post that included a selfie of the two of them. Rebel said, quote, “I thought I was searching for a Disney Prince . . . but maybe what I really needed all this time was a Disney Princess.”  She added the hashtag, quote, “Love is love.” So who is Ramona?  She’s the founder and designer of an L.A.-based sustainable clothing company called Lemon Ve Limon, and a luxury jewelry company called DeLys. The two were set up through a friend and have been going out publicly.  But no one knew they were more than friends until now (LINK)

JENNIFER LOPEZ and SHAKIRA put on a great halftime show at the 2020 Super Bowl.  But behind the scenes, things weren’t all that smooth.  It turns out J-Lo didn’t want to share the spotlight. In the new Netflix documentary “Halftime”, she says, quote, “This was the worst idea in the world.”  Then later she adds, quote, “This is something I have been working for and hoping for for years.” On top of that, the NFL only gave them 12 minutes.  There’s a scene where Shakira expresses her concern about them having enough time. Her manager Benny Medina says, quote, “Typically, you have one headliner at a Super Bowl . . . It was an insult to say you needed two Latinas to do the job that one artist historically has done.” “Halftime” hits Netflix on Tuesday (LINK)

“Jurassic World Dominion” is out today.  It takes place four years after the island was destroyed and  the rescued dinosaurs took over the world. To celebrate the release of the sixth and final movie, let’s take it back to the 1993 movie that started it all . . . “Jurassic Park”.  “Mental Floss put together a list of facts 

  1. Steven Spielberggot Universal to buy the film rights before the book was even published.  He found out about the book when he was working with author Michael Crichton on a screenplay for the “E.R.” TV series. 
  1.  The most powerful hurricane to ever hit Hawaii, hit the set during production.  Richard Attenborough allegedly slept through it all because he said it was nothing compared to the London Blitz during World War 2. 
  1. The T-Rex’s roar was made of tiger, alligator, and baby elephant sounds. 
  1. The Dilophosaurus’ roar was created from howler monkeys, hawk screeches, rattlesnake hisses, and swan calls. 
  1. Other actors up for the roles were Harrison Fordas Alan Grant, Christina Ricci as Lex, and Sean Connery as John Hammond. 
  1. The King Kong Encounter ride at Universal Studios Hollywood inspired Spielberg’s original plan for bringing the dinosaurs to life. 
  1. Jeff Goldblum would speed-read his lines OUT LOUD. 

THE GRAMMYS are adding FIVE new categories.  The Recording Academy also created a new award for best song for social change . . . it must be about a timely social issue and promote understanding and empathy. The new categories are Best Spoken Word Poetry Album . . . Alternative Music Performance . . . Americana Music Performance . . . Score Soundtrack for Video Games and Other Interactive Media . . . and Songwriter of the Year. Now most are self-explanatory, but Songwriter of the Year IS different than Song of the Year, which also recognizes songwriters.  Eligible songwriters must also have written at least five songs where they are credited “solely” as a songwriter or co-writer. Quote, “Somebody who writes their own music and records it would not be eligible.  They would have to be doing songs for others.  We want to highlight the craft of writing songs professionally for artists” (LINK) 

 Only NINE acts have had a Top 10 album on the Billboard 200 in every decade since the 1980s.  DEF LEPPARD is the latest act to join the group with their new album, “Diamond Star Halos”. The other eight are:  Paul McCartney, James Taylor, AC/DC, Metallica, Ozzy Osbourne, Robert Plant, Prince, and Bruce Springsteen. McCartney and James Taylor actually have streaks that stretch back to the ’70s . . . and if you were to count the Beatles, you could say McCartney’s had a Top 10 album every decade since the ’60s. 

Check out Jay Pharoah doing 11 impressions in 60 seconds.  (He does Jay-Z, Denzel Washington, Kevin Hart, Shaq, Seth Rogen, Pete Davidson, Snoop Dogg, President Obama, Jamie Foxx, The Rock and Eddie Murphy 

SNL’s Kenan Thompson will return to host the NHL Awards on ESPN on June 21st.  The ceremony honoring the best in hockey will air live from City 2 (New York City or Tampa) of the 2022 Stanley Cup Final. Thompson said “Whether it’s the regular season or the Stanley Cup Playoffs, the NHL certainly knows how to put on a show and I’m honored to be a part of it again,. The playoffs have been so exciting.”    A few NHL Award winners have already been announced, including Anze Kopitar, of the Los Angeles Kings, who won the  Mark Messier NHL Leadership Award. 

This has to be some type of record; Tool’s Maynard James Keenan has revealed that he recently battled COVID-19 for a FOURTH time! The singer told AZ Central he got it after Tool’s recent tour in Europe last month, joking “I got the European-flavored one.”    Keenan’s a realist about his situation, though, saying “I mean, when you’re in a room full of thousands of people, it’s being passed around. You get into a tube and you fly 10 hours in a contained environment, you’re gonna get it. If somebody has it and you’re gonna get it, you can get it. That’s just the nature of what it is now. We need to embrace that and stop freaking the f*** out.” Keenan was hospitalized with COVID in 2020 and also suffered lung damage. 

The late Bernie Mac was one of the best to ever perform comedy. Someone tried to question that fact on Twitter, and she was roasted for it.  The poor woman named Brandi tweeted, “Show me proof Bernie Mac was actually funny. Pls. Cause y’all dragging it.” Receipts were given. Brandi tried to tap out. She tweeted, “Is putting me in a pack necessary family???????????????,” and “If I say I was hacked will y’all forgive me?? Tryna see what my options are here.”


Model Kate Upton is 30.

Best known for his roles in films such as Road Trip, Hustle & Flow, and The New Guy, DJ Qualls is 44.

Comedian Bill Burr is 54.

Best Known for Her Role ‘Vanessa Kensington’ in ‘Austin Powers, Elizabeth Hurley is 57.

Smashing Pumpkins drummer Jimmy Chamberlin is 58

She played Meredith on The Office, Kate Flannery is 58.

Actress Gina Gershon is 60.


Shia LaBeouf turns 36.

Peter Dinklage turns 53.

He played Dr. House on the show House, Hugh Laurie is 63.

Hall of Famer Joe Montana turns 66.

ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard turns 73.

And on Sunday 

Actor Dave Franco turns 37.

Guitarist Kenny Wayne Shepherd turns 45.

Jay from the “Jay and Silent Bob”, Jason Mewes turns 48

Sportscaster Marv Albert turns 81

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Scarlett Sage

Today’s birthday girl has been in 272 fine films, including:

  • The Accidental Peep Show
  • Bare Feet, Ball Gags And Hogties
  • Busted By Mommy
  • Easter Egg-gasm
  • I Love My Lesbian Stepsister 2
  • It’s A Family Thing 2 (II)
  • My Mom Does What
  • And who can forget her role in 2019’s Poolside Tongue Bath

Scarlett Sage is 27 years old!

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Well, the Cards aren’t having too much fun in Florida right now. Last night, the Rays scored twice in the 4th and the Cards only scored once in the 6th and that gave the Rays the 2-1 win.  Miles Mikolas picked up the loss.  The Cardinals are back home starting tonight.  They take on the Reds at Busch.  Andre Pallante will get the start for the Cardinals.  First pitch is scheduled for 7:15PM.

Earlier this week they released all the nominees for the MLB all-star game and the Cardinals have a lot of folks that popped up on the ballot.  A total of NINE Cardinals appear on the ballot.  Yadi, Goldschmidt, Pujols, Arenado, Tyler O’Neill, Nolan Gorman, Tommy Edman, Harrison Bader, and Dylan Carlson all make an appearance.  You can vote right now and pick your squad at stlcardinals.com.

Even at Madison Square Garden the Rangers just couldn’t find the win.  The game was tied up at 1 after the second and it looked to be another one that would go down to the wire.  And it kinda did…until Tampa scored twice in just under 2 minutes and that was all it took.  They won 3-1 and now lead the series 3-2.  Game 6 is tomorrow at 7PM from Tampa.

Tonight its Game 4 of the NBA Finals.  The Celtics host the Warriors and look to go up 3-1 after winning Wednesday night’s Game 3.  Tip off is scheduled for 8PM.

LeBron James, whose net worth was recently put north of $1 billion by Forbes, has made it known for years that he plans to own an NBA team when he is finished playing.

Now that vision has a location. He said QUOTE “I want a team in Vegas and it’ll be sooner than later.” James, who is 37, will enter his 20th NBA season in the fall when Los Angeles Lakers training camp opens up. He would have to be finished playing before he could purchase a team, and he would have to figure out an ownership group to aid in the bid — the most recent NBA team to go on the market, the Minnesota Timberwolves, fetched $1.5 billion in 2021. James would also need the league to expand to Vegas. During his annual NBA Finals news conference last week, NBA commissioner Adam Silver said there are no current plans for expansion beyond the league’s 30 teams.

Rocket Mortgage has ended its sponsorship deal with Bryson DeChambeau due to his reported commitment to the Saudi-funded LIV Golf Invitational Series.

The controversial tour’s first event teed off Thursday outside of London, and the field featured Phil Mickelson, Dustin Johnson, Sergio Garcia and 45 other golfers. A source confirmed that DeChambeau is planning to participate in the second event of the LIV series in Portland beginning June 30. He has yet to officially announce the decision

Rocket Mortgage confirmed the split. They said QUOTE “Rocket Mortgage has been a long-time supporter of the PGA Tour, both through our role as an official partner and as a tournament host. Our partnership with the PGA Tour extends to several prominent golfers, including Bryson DeChambeau, as ambassadors of the Rocket Mortgage brand. As has been widely reported, Bryson elected to join the LIV Golf Series. Effective immediately, Rocket Mortgage has ended its sponsorship agreement with Bryson. We wish him well in his future success.”

LSU forward Shareef O’Neal, son of Hall of Famer Shaquille O’Neal, began working out with various NBA teams this week as he prepares for the June 23rd draft. One of his next workouts is scheduled with the Lakers, the team with which his father spent the longest portion of his career. Shaq won three NBA championships with the Lakers, earning the NBA finals MVP title each of those three years. The date of Shareef’s workout in Los Angeles is unknown at this time. On Thursday, he worked out with the Bucks. The 22-year-old also has scheduled workouts with the Cavaliers, the Hawks and the Wizards.

A day after it was announced that Drew Brees would not be returning to NBC as a football analyst next season, it was announced that former Cowboys coach Jason Garrett will replace Brees on the network. The 56-year-old will reportedly work on the NFL pregame show Football Night in America on NBC before Sunday Night Football. Garrett will join host Maria Taylor, who is replacing Mike Tirico, and former Colts coach Tony Dungy. It’s unknown yet if Garrett will replace Brees as an analyst for Notre Dame football games on Peacock.

Roughly 90 women, including four-time Olympic gold medalist Simone Biles, seek a settlement in excess of $1 billion from the FBI over its handling of the allegations against former USA Gymnastics team doctor Larry Nassar. The women say the FBI failed to act with the urgency to stop him after becoming aware of sexual assault allegations against him in 2015. Nassar, who was a doctor at Michigan State University, was not arrested until the fall of 2016 following an investigation by MSU police. Nassar was sentenced to up to 175 years in prison in 2018 for molesting seven young gymnasts and later received a sentence of up to 125 years on three further counts of criminal sexual conduct.

Oklahoma and Texas met at the Women’s College World Series last night and their offense showed up too.  The Sooners were up in the series after a win Wednesday, with a pair of backbreaking home runs, they beat rival Texas 10-5 and claimed its second consecutive national championship.  Oklahoma set a record with 17 home runs during the WCWS. It also set a record for total runs scored during the WCWS with 64