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Prankster sent students to hospital, shut down school after using fart spray – LINK

Goo Goo Dolls Are Now a ‘Classic Rock’ Band According to the Today Show – LINK

“Rule of Thumb,” “Cut the Mustard,” and Eight More Terms Young People Don’t Get – LINK

People Stop Feeling Young at Age . . . 43 – LINK

Top 5 Phrases Young People Use That the Rest of Us Don’t Get 

“Fam.”  It’s short for “Family.”  Which raises the question:  What’s Gen Z doing with that extra time they save not saying two syllables?

“Dank.”  It means something is excellent or very high quality.  I’ll use it in a sentence:  Nothing you buy at Walmart is “dank.”

“Salty.”  It means jealous.  It describes how all the other guys at the 30th high school reunion feel when someone shows up with hair.

“Big yikes.”  It’s what you say after you do something really embarrassing . . . like use the phrase “Big yikes.”

“Bougie.”  It means extravagantly fancy.  Which is why nobody who listens to THIS show will ever use it.

“Living rent free.”  It describes something you obsess over.  Coincidentally, it also describes what everyone who says it is doing in their parents’ basement.

“Ghosting.”  It means to stop communicating with a romantic partner.  It’s a condition also known as “marriage.”

“Simp.”  It’s someone who pays way too much attention to another person.  It’s a good way to describe your liberal friend about Donald Trump.