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And the Most Popular Band Tee Is . . .

A new study by someone at RushOrderTees revealed the most popular band tees across all genres.  The most popular is AC/DC.  Here are the Top Ten:

1.  AC/DC.

2.  Aerosmith.

3.  Queen.

4.  Pink Floyd.

5.  Green Day.

6.  Bob Marley.

7.  Foo Fighters.

8.  The Beatles.

9.  Prince.

10.  Ariana Grande.

(Eminem, Metallica, and Nirvana just missed the Top 10.  Do you have a most prized band tee in your closet?) 

(LoudwireRushOrderTees)

Budweiser Is Selling a Candle That Smells Like Summer

We’ve got about a month left of summer.  But if you want to capture the ESSENCE of summer, Budweiser has you covered.  They just partnered with the site Homesick.com for a new candle that’s supposed to SMELL like summer.

 

It’s called Budweiser Backyard Barbecue, and it’s got notes of amber . . . clove . . . lemonade . . . barbecue smoke . . . allspice . . . barley . . . vanilla . . . and musk.

 

Each candle comes in a beer-can-shaped jar and costs $34.  For an extra $15, you can put a personalized message on the jar.  You can buy them at Homesick.com while supplies last.

 

(Here’s a photo.)

Women Shouldn’t Pee in the Shower?

Add this to the list of reasons the world is easier if you’re a man:  A doctor named Alicia Jeffrey-Thomas is going viral on TikTok after telling women they shouldn’t PEE IN THE SHOWER.

She specializes in physical therapy for pelvic floor muscles . . . the ones that keep your pee from coming out accidentally.  And she says peeing in the shower could eventually lead to LEAKAGE.  Or it’s one bad habit anyway.

Basically, women’s bodies aren’t designed to pee standing up.  And doing it too much trains your pelvic floor muscles to LET you do it.  Which you don’t want, especially as you get older.

Other bad habits include peeing when you don’t really need to . . . hovering when you’re in a public bathroom . . . and pushing your pee out really hard to go faster.

So does that mean guys can pee in the shower and not worry about it?  Yes and no.

Obviously men pee standing up most of the time.  But even for guys, there’s a reason to not do it in the shower.  It trains your body to associate peeing with running water.

If you do it a lot, your brain will start thinking that running water means it’s time to go.  So you might start feeling the urge to pee when you wash your hands or fill up a glass of water.

(BuzzFeed)

A Man Put Six Kidney Beans Inside His Manhood and They Got Stuck

Kidney stones can be a very unpleasant problem, but one man actually forced himself to get them . . . in a way . . . FOR FUN.

A 30-year-old Michigan man stuffed six KIDNEY BEANS into his manhood.  He pushed them INTO his urethra, for sexual gratification, and was apparently hoping that his body would expel them on its own.

But it didn’t work.  The beans got stuck and he had to go to the hospital.

Doctors were able to remove them with a series of “invasive procedures,” and he was lucky to walk away with “minimal” trauma to his manhood.

Let’s hope he learned his lesson, because he did say that this wasn’t the first time he’d done this . . . although he, quote, “never attempted this many beans” before.

(Science Direct)

A Man Stole a Full-Size Horse, and Tried to Hide It in . . . a Bedroom?

One problem with stealing ANIMALS is that they’re really hard to keep under wraps if anyone comes looking for them.  Especially one that’s five times the size of YOU.

A man named Garry Coble Jr. from Oconee County, South Carolina . . . in the western part of the state . . . stole a horse last Monday.

A witness saw him riding it, and then taking it INSIDE a house, which definitely seems like it would raise an eyebrow.

The witness called police, and when the deputies arrived, they saw horse feces in the living room.

The deputies went through the house, and they found a full size quarter horse standing in the middle of the bedroom.  The horse was fine, aside from a cut on its left leg.  Apparently its name is Jubilee.

Garry was charged with larceny of livestock . . . and he was already wanted on some other charges, including one for throwing a mandolin into a pasture.  (???) 

(WSPA / Newswer

(Here’s Garry’s mugshot.)

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Singer/songwriter Nanci Griffith, who helped write the hits “Love at the Five and Dime” and “Outbound Plane,” died Friday at 68 in Nashville. No cause of death was given. Griffith enjoyed a longstanding solo career as well in the folk and country genres. She released 18 albums between 1978 and 2012. Among her best albums were “Once in a Very Blue Moon” in 1984, “The Last of the True Believers” in 1986 and “Lone Star State of Mind” in 1988. Griffith won a Grammy Award for Best Contemporary Folk Album in 1994 for her recording, “Other Voices, Other Rooms.” Among those contributing to the disc were John Prine, Emmylou Harris and Bob Dylan, who blew harp on “Boots of Spanish Leather.”

Brian May of Queen has now said he is considering a sequel to Bohemian Rhapsody. The film won Best Motion Picture Drama and Rami Malek got an Oscar for Best Actor.  He said that the sequel would be more about singer Freddie Mercury and his experience with the illness instead of their musical journey. He also said that they weren’t ready for a non-uplifting film. However, recently Brian revealed that they are considering some ideas for a sequel.  “it would have to be a great script. It’s going to take a while to figure that out.”

 A new film is coming to Disney+ in the “Home Alone” franchise, a holiday, family and action comedy titled “Home Sweet Home Alone.” It will have Ellie Kemper Kenan Thompson Pete Holmes and Chris Parnell. Here is the storyline…“Home Sweet Home Alone” follows the mischievous and resourceful young boy Max Mercer who has been left behind while his family is in Japan for the holidays. So when a married couple attempting to retrieve a priceless heirloom set their sights on the Mercer family’s home, it is up to Max to protect it from the trespassers…and he will do whatever it takes to keep them out. “Home Sweet Home Alone” will begin streaming on Disney+ through 20th Century Studios on November 12.

A new survey says 67 percent of moviegoers are “very or somewhat comfortable” seeing a film at a theater. That’s down 3 percent from last week and down 14 percent from last month. News of the highly transmissible delta variant might hurt the already struggling movie business worldwide. And now this… The COVID delta variant is starting to delay movie releases. Venom: Let There Be Carnage will be moved from September 24th to October 15th. It has already been pushed back multiple times

But Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings will open exclusively in theaters on Labor Day weekend. The surge in COVID delta variant cases might keep people away, but Disney called the release “an interesting experiment.” It will be on Disney Plus 45 days later.  The “experiment” comment didn’t sit well with the movie’s star, Simu Liu who posted “We are not an “interesting experiment.” We are the underdog; the underestimated. We are the ceiling-breakers. We are the celebration of culture and joy that will persevere after an embattled year. We are the surprise. I’m fired the f**k up to make history on September 3rd; JOIN US.”

 

A man named Kirk Johnston has filed a lawsuit against Nickelback, Roadrunner Records, Warner Chappell Music, Inc. and Live Nation, stating that the band’s 2005 song “Rockstar” is copyright infringement. According to the suit, Johnston wrote a song called “Rock Star” in 2001 while he was in the band Snowblind Revival, and made 15 copies of the master tape to send to record labels — including Roadrunner and Warner Chappell Music. He claims that the labels gave Nickelback access to the song, and they, in turn, copied it. Johnston elaborated that “a substantial amount of the music” was copied, including “the tempo, song form, melodic structure, harmonic structures, and lyrical themes.” He’s seeking damages for copyright infringement and an order against further infringement. Nickelback says the two songs “are not substantially similar to an ordinary observer.” The judge said the complaints against Live Nation should be dismissed, but said Johnston rightfully alleged that the members of Nickelback had access to his composition. And “Johnston has alleged facts sufficient to raise his right to relief above the speculative level, which is all that is required at the pleading stage,” she said. Furthermore, she mentioned that it’s possible for a juror to determine whether or not the songs share substantial similarity. (AUDIO)

Ever since Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis said they don’t bathe themselves or their kids very often its been a thing to talk about. The So how about MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY?  The guy DOES shower frequently, but he NEVER wears deodorant or cologne. YVETTE NICOLE BROWN from “Community” worked with Matthew on the movie “Tropic Thunder” more than a decade ago, and she got a good whiff of him. In a new interview she says, quote, “He smells like granola and good livin’.  He has a sweet, sweet scent.  In 2014, Matthew said, quote, “The women in my life, including my mother, have all said, ‘Hey, your natural smell smells one, like a man, and two, smells like you.'” 

  

TRAVIS BARKER flew on an airplane for the first time since surviving a deadly plane crash in 2008. He went to Cabo San Lucas with KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN and KRIS JENNER. In case you don’t remember, Travis was one of two survivors in that crash in South Carolina 13 years ago.  His security guard and assistant were among those who passed away. DJ AM survived the crash, but died from a drug overdose almost a year later

 

Remember the Olympic trainer who “punched” a horse?  Well, KALEY CUOCO wants to buy that horse

 MEGHAN MARKLE has been talking with KATE MIDDLETON about doing a movie together for Netflix.  It’ll be a documentary about, quote, “Kate’s charity work and the huge impact she’s made with her philanthropy.” A source says, quote, “Kate is very flattered, and it’s all very positive between them.”

 DEBRA WINGER was supposed to star in the classic 1992 movie “A League of Their Own”.  She was cast as Dottie, the role GENA DAVIS ended up with. But she quit when the producers hired MADONNA.  She thought it was going to turn into an “Elvis film” . . . especially since she recorded a song for the movie, “This Used to Be My Playground”. Debra DOES like the finished version of “A League of Their Own”.  But as for Madonna, she says, quote, “I think [her] acting career has spoken for itself.” 

PORNO BDAY

Taylor Rain

Today’s birthday girl has been in 360 fine films, including:

– 18 and Easy

– The Angels of Debauchery

– Crushed And Plushed

– Dude I Banged Your Sister 1

– Young and the Raunchy

– And who can forget her role in 2006’s The World Poke Her Tour

 

Taylor Rain is 40 years old.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/morgansloss1/matthew-mcconaughey-deodorant-yvette-nicole-brown

 

https://www.buzzfeed.com/kristenharris1/surprising-celebrity-stage-names

 

https://pagesix.com/2021/08/14/damn-kevin-harts-reaction-to-don-cheadles-age-goes-viral/

 

https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/meghan-markle-kate-middleton-may-collaborate-on-netflix-project/

 

https://www.thewrap.com/debra-winger-madonna-a-league-of-their-own/

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9894845/Travis-Barker-flies-time-13-YEARS-Kourtney-Kardashian-deadly-plane-crash.html

 

https://www.rushordertees.com/perfect-band-t-shirt/

 

https://www.countrystandardtime.com/news/newsitem.asp?xid=11921

 

https://metalheadzone.com/doors-are-open-for-a-sequel-of-freddie-mercury-biopic-bohemian-rhapsody-brian-may-says/

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Yadier Molina, Dylan Carlson and Paul DeJong — were missing from the Cardinals’ lineup on Sunday. And Their starting pitcher was lefthander J.A. Happ, who was acquired just after he allowed nine runs in three innings to Detroit.

But Happ and the Cardinals smacked Kansas City 7-2 on Sunday. Happ had 5 2/3 scoreless innings, won both the first and final games of an historic six-game trip for the Cardinals. The Cardinals’ resuscitated offense scored four or more runs for the 11th consecutive game, the best they had done since 2017. A couple highlights included Nolan Arenado’s third homer in the three games of the series and Tyler O’Neill’s 20th homer of the season, a 432-foot smash. Cards play the Brewers tomorrow at 645pm.

Welcome to the Year of the No-Hitter. Three-and-a-half months into the 2021 season, eight no-hitters have already been thrown, not including multiple unofficial seven-inning no-hitters. The eight no-hitters are a Modern Era record. Four Modern Era seasons (1990, 1991, 2012, 2015) all saw seven no-hitters. The 2021 mark also ties the all-time MLB record from 1884. Some are saying We’ve seen so many no-hitters that it may be becoming a problem.

Arizona Diamondbacks rookie left-hander Tyler Gilbert no-hit the San Diego Padres on Saturday night, making big-league history on an individual and league-wide basis as part of a 7-0 blowout victory. Gilbert, 27, was making his first career start and just his fourth career appearance in the majors. Nevertheless, he became the fourth pitcher to ever toss a no-no in start No. 1, joining Theodore Breitenstein (1891), Bumpus Jones (1892), and Bob Holloman (1953). Pretty cool for that fella and from what I read the stats showed he used only 2 pitches for over 90% of his throws. Fastball and cutter

 

Let’s perform a thought exercise. You are an NFL running back.

Check that, you are an undrafted, undersized, underdog NFL running back fighting for a roster spot. You’re playing in your first career NFL preseason game, participating in your first series of the game. Your first rush was nothing special. Your second rush went 8 yards, but short of a first down.

You take the ball one more time, on second-and-2. You find a hole for the first down and meet your first tackle attempt 2 yards later. But you don’t stop there. It doesn’t matter a linebacker has his arms around you, it doesn’t matter his teammates have joined him in attempting to stop you. You, all 5-foot-8 and 220 pounds of you, keep your legs moving until you’re 14 yards past the line of scrimmage.

It might be the most impressive thing you do all preseason. You get up, look down at the man you just carried 10 yards and unleash a primal yell before walking away.

A yellow flag flies into your peripheral vision. You have just committed a taunting penalty. Your progress is erased. Your team gets the first down, but is 1 yard short of where it was when the play began. This is the experience of Indianapolis Colts running back Benny LeMay. This is the future of the NFL:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/flag-for-colts-rookies-celebration-shows-nfls-no-taunting-future/ar-AANmq9D

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1427001338345447428?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1427001338345447428%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fsports.yahoo.com%2Fflag-colts-rookies-celebration-shows-nfl-bleak-no-taunting-future-043121618.html

 

Former West Germany striker Gerd Mueller, one of the game’s greatest goalscorers has died at the age of 75, his former club Bayern Munich said on Sunday.

Mueller netted 68 goals in 62 internationals, including the winner in the 1974 World Cup final, and is third in the all-time list of most goals in the global showpiece tournament with 14, behind Brazilian Ronaldo (15) and German Miroslav Klose (16). Dude was an absolute monster of a player and was apparently VERY beloved by everyone who knew him.

The English Premier Started over the weekend and it was incredible. Great action, crazy speed and skill, no jackass divers so don’t gimme that childish argument. If ya have the peacock network Id encourage you to check out some of the highlights.