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Vicar caught in flagrante with Henry the Hoover carried on after being seen – LINK

An American Tourist Fell into a Volcano After Taking a Selfie – LINK

A Woman Arrested for Car Theft Drove to a Court Appearance in Another Stolen Car – LINK

A Drunk Driver with Two Missing Tires Tried to Blame It on Covid – LINK

A Guy Tried to Land a Security Job at Disney World by Stealing R2-D2 – LINK

A Guy Tried to Break into a Little Caesars by Sliding Down an Exhaust Pipe – LINK

A Nuclear Power Plant Accidentally Told a Whole Town to Evacuate – LINK

A Teen Was Watching “Stranger Things” While Driving and Hit a Semi – LINK

Starbucks pulls chicken sandwich shortly after launch amid diarrhea complaints – LINK


Looking for the perfect night’s sleep? These songs may be able to help. A study looked at a scientific scale to determine what songs bring you sleepy vibes. Elements including a song’s danceability, wordiness, energy, loudness, and tempo. And When it comes to pop songs Billie Eilish takes the crown delivering three of the most sleep-inducing pop songs of the last decade. At No. 1 is “I Love You”, followed by “When The Party’s Over” and “I Don’t Wanna Be You Anymore” also made the top ten. Maroon 5 “Memories”, Olivia Rodrigo’s “Favorite Crime”, John Legend’s “All of Me”, and Harry Styles’ “Falling” are popular sleep songs. Country fans want to fall asleep dreaming of a “Girl Crush”. The country hit by Little Big Town is country fans’ No. 1 sleeper. Luke Combs is in the top 10 twice with “Better Together” and “Beautiful Crazy”. Brett Young’s “Mercy” also made the list. Post Malone and  Swae Lee’s melancholy Spider-Verse song, “Sunflower” is hip hop’s sleepiest song. Elton John’s “Your Song” is rock’s most effective lullaby.  The Chainsmokers’ “The One” is the No. 1 EDM lullaby (LINK)

So what are the The Ten Most Sleep-Inducing ROCK Songs, According To Science?

  • Researchers have found the ten most sleep-inducing rock songs, with every track a Classic Rock one and most coming from the 1970s. Analyzing lullabies and comparing them to a curated Spotify list of the most streamed rock songs, Elton John’s “Your Song” is the top song to help you fall asleep easily. Your ten most sleep-inducing rock songs are:
  • Elton John, “Your Song”
  • Led Zeppelin, “Going To California”
  • Elton John, “Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters”
  • The Beatles, “Golden Slumbers/Carry That Weight”
  • Pink Floyd, “Wish You Were Here”
  • Jackson Browne, “The Load”
  • Lou Reed, “Walk On The Wild Side”
  • The Police, “Every Breath You Take”
  • Eagles, “Desperado”
  • John Lennon, “Imagine”

Speaking of Dave Coulier yesterday and of course he keeps getting asked about being the subject of Alanis Morissette’s song “You Oughta Know”, but this is the first time he’s divulged how he heard it, and how the story ended with his ex, Alanis.

There’s a new documentary about the Rolling Stones, called “My Life as a Rolling Stone”.  And it shows the guys admitting they were inspired by the Beatles early on. The Stones were still just a rhythm and blues band playing the London clubs when the Beatles scored a hit with “Love Me Do”Keith Richards says, quote, “We were just envious, too, man, you know?  I mean, they’re doing what we want . . . They could make records.  The holy grail was to make records.” Mick Jagger adds, quote, “Keith, he’d play the Beatles all the time.  It would drive me absolutely batty! . . . Keith wanted to write these pop songs because we were undeniably the blues band . . . we knew we had to be a pop band.” (TRAILER)

Johnny Depp Settles Lawsuit With Crew Member Who Said Actor Punched Him

  • Johnny Depp has settled a lawsuit with a crew member who accused the actor of punching him.
  • Gregg “Rocky” Brooks claimed that Depp punched him twice while on set for the film City of Liesin 2017.  He alleges that Depp took over directing a scene and became angry with him after he informed the actor that filming had to wrap for the day.
  • Brooks says Depp yelled at him “Who the f*** are you? You have no right to tell me what to do!” before punching him in his rib cage.  The crew member alleges that Depp “smelled of alcohol”, too.
  • Brooks was fired three days later after refusing to sign a release waiving his right to sue Depp.
  • The two were supposed to go to trial on July 25th; terms have the settlement haven’t been disclosed.

Alfonso Ribeiro is Joining Dancing with the Stars 2022 as Co-Host

  • The lineup for the 2022 season ofDancing with the Stars is here and there is one new face joining this year.
  • The new season is moving to Disney + and fans have been wondering who would be back for the new season.
  • Tyra is back as the host with Len Goodman returning as a judge along with Carrie Ann Inaba. Bruno Tonioli and Derek Hough are also back as judges.
  • But the BIG news is Alfonso Ribeiro will be joining the upcoming season as a co-host with Tyra Banks!
  • No premiere date has been announced at this time, but stay tuned!

Kevin Hart Hopes Will Smith And Chris Rock Will “Move Past” The Oscar Slap

  • It was the slap heard around the youtube. The infamous Oscar slap from Will Smith to Chris Rock can still be a topic of conversation.
  • On the red carpet for the premiere of DC League of Super-Pets, Kevin Hart was asked about the incident and his two contemporaries.
  • Here’s what he said

Playing Ken in the upcoming “Barbie” movie has finally given Ryan Gosling an opportunity he’s been waiting for.  He says (LINK), quote, “This is my dream.  I’ve always wanted to make a character that people might go out for Halloween as.

“I was actually in an elevator the other day shooting Barbie and I was in my cowboy costume and a guy got in and he said, ‘You know, I’m going out as that for Halloween,’ and it was a great moment.”

We’ve already seen three AMAZING Ken looks from the movie:  In addition to the cowboy, he’s shown us the classic denim vest with no shirt underneath and a blindingly bright neon rollerblading outfit.

A Los Angeles judge says Britney Spears’ father must sit for a deposition with his daughter’s attorneys, who have accused him of “running and hiding” from an investigation into his alleged misconduct during her 13-year conservatorship. His lawyer tells Billboard he is “eager to testify and set the record straight.”

At a hearing Wednesday, Judge Brenda Penny ordered Jamie Spears to be deposed by August 12, and ordered him to hand over more documents and other information related to the conservatorship that was terminated in November (LINK) — an order requested by Britney’s lawyers in a scathing motion in May.

Top Gun: Maverick has officially become Paramount Pictures’ highest-grossing movie in the United States and Canada, surpassing Titanic.

While the 1997 romance-disaster epic technically racked up close to $660 million (LINK) at the domestic box office including both its original run and several subsequent re-releases, it earned $600.8 on its first run — a number that has now been surpassed by Maverick.

The sequel to 1986’s Top Gun has raked in $601.9 million domestically to date since its May 27 release, according to Box Office Mojo (LINK). Internationally, the action flick has earned $587.9 million, for a global total of $1.19 billion. Maverick is currently ranked 11th in initial-run North American box-office earnings of all time. Maverick is the first of Tom Cruise’s films to have surpassed $1 billion in box-office receipts (LINK) worldwide, a rare milestone. His next-highest global earner is 2018’s Mission: Impossible – Fallout, which made $791.1 million.

Gizmo from Gremlins and Gremlins 2: The New Batch is a cute lil’ guy. Baby Yoda from The Mandalorian is also a cute lil’ guy.

But Joe Dante, the director of Gremlins and Gremlins 2: The New Batch (an even more perfect movie — I didn’t realize it was possible to be more than perfect until I saw Gremlins 2: The New Batch), thinks Baby Yoda looks too much like his cute lil’ guy. In an interview (LINK) with San Francisco Chronicle‘s Datebook, Dante said, “I think the longevity of [the Gremlins movie] is really key to this one character [Gizmo], who is essentially like a baby. Which brings me, of course, to the subject of Baby Yoda, who is completely stolen and is just out-and-out copied. Shamelessly, I would think.”

HBO Max is making a Gremlins animated series, Gremlins: Secrets of the Mogwai, that “reveals the story of how 10-year-old Sam Wing (future shop owner Mr. Wing in the 1984 feature film) met the young Mogwai called Gizmo.” It hopefully premieres later this year, while The Mandalorian returns in 2023 (LINK).

Armie Hammer is indeed selling timeshares in the Cayman Islands for financial reasons, a source says. Amid reports that the actor, 35, is working in sales at Morritt’s Resort in Grand Cayman, an insider says he “is currently selling timeshares because he needs the money.” “His dad won’t help him anymore and he’s been cut off, so he got to work,” the source adds. Known for roles in films like The Social NetworkCall Me by Your Name and Death on the Nile, Hammer is also the son of businessman Michael Armand Hammer and great-grandson of oil magnate Armand Hammer. The actor’s lawyer, Andrew Brettler, told PEOPLE on Thursday that he “doesn’t know anything about” whether Hammer is selling timeshares (LINK) but noted that if it’s true, “I think it’s s—-y that the media seems to be shaming him for having a ‘normal job.’ ” The rumors began after Brettler told Variety last week that a flyer making the rounds on social media depicting Hammer as a concierge at Morritt’s Resort (LINK) was fake. Later, TMZ (LINK) shared photos of the actor that were taken in June, allegedly showing him seated at a desk at the resort, wearing a polo shirt and holding a pen as he seemed to be speaking to individuals seated across from him.

Portland Trailblazers’ point guard Damian Lillard is 32. 

Comedian Gabriel Iglesias is 46. 

90210’s Brian Austin Green is 49. 

Comedian Eddie Griffin is 54. 

One of the Mythbusters, Adam Savage is 55. 

She played Drago’s wife in Rocky IV, Brigitte Nielsen is 59. 

Forest Whitaker is 61. 

Guitarist Joe Satriani is 66. 

The 38th governor of Minnesota. Wrestling legend Jesse Ventura is 71. 

Singer Linda Ronstadt is 76. 

St. Louis’ own, retired Cardinal broadcaster Mike Shannon is 83. 

On Saturday 

Wrestler Bobby Lashley turns 46. 

Chris Pontius from Jackass turns 48. 

Live singer Ed Kowalczyk is 51 

Corey Feldman turns 51. 

One of the greatest running backs of all time, Barry Sanders turns 54. 

Will Ferrell turns 55. 

Phoebe Cates turns 59. 

Former Cardinal Terry Pendleton is 62. 

The Police drummer Stewart Copeland turns 70. 

Former Cowboys’ head coach Jimmy Johnson turns 79. 

And on Sunday 

Country singer Luke Bryan turns 46. 

Bill from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Alex Winter is 57. 

David Hasselhoff turns 70. 

Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler turns 73. 

Donald Sutherland turns 87.

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Veronica Da Souza

Today’s birthday girl has been in 233 fine films, including:

  • Ain’t Too Proud to Beg
  • Big Rack Attack
  • Big Toys No Boys 2
  • Deviant Divas 2
  • Pleasures of the Flesh 12
  • Tic Tac Toe’s 2
  • And who can forget her role in 2013’s Woman + Water = Wow

Veronica Da Souza is 44 years old!

Sports Report 1

The cardinals got beat up again by the Dodgers. Dodgers shut out the cards 4 to 0. So this is the 11th time the Cardinals have been shut out. Half of july has already happened and the Cardinals have yet to win a series this month. Ouch. On the bright side Hudson looked pretty good during his start and the big good news is Tyler Oneil is back baby. We shall start winning series again.

The Cardinals play the Reds today at 7:15 and Andre the Giant Pallante will take the mound to start the game.

BLUES continue signing.. The added not one not two but 6 players. Yesterday Blues Sign Scott Perunovich and Nathan Walker the Texas Rnager,

Blues also sign Anthony Angello, Matthew Highmore, Joshua Leivo, they also signed a stall door in the bathroom and finished the day signing Dylan McLaughlin

Miguel Rojas from the Marlins’ has one less tooth in his head after a play at second base. The wild scene all went down in the 9th inning of the Marlins’ afternoon tilt with the Pirates … when Pittsburgh star Oneil Cruz attempted to steal second base. Rojas had a routine play at second, applied the tag, got him and then with Cruz who slid into the bag feet first well he rose up and accidentally cracked Rojas in the mouth with his helmet. The video is on the blog which shows Cruz’s head hit Rojas’ so hard — it sent a tooth flying out of his mouth and onto the infield dirt. Rojas was forced to leave the game following the collision.

Shocking.. an NFL’er is facing a year in jail. Duane Brown was hit with a criminal charge stemming from his arrest at LAX last weekend … and now, the NFL star could be face up to 1 year behind bars if he’s convicted.

the five-time Pro Bowler most recently played for the Seattle Seahawks and no word if he’ll play this year. He was busted at the airport in L.A. on July 9 after authorities said he tried to go through TSA with a gun in his luggage.