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Louisiana visitors arrested on suspicion of bribing Hawaii airport officials – BRProud

Man Skips Job Interview To Rob Bank, Gets Caught After Wearing Mask Wrong—Police – Newsweek

A Guy Broke into a House on Valentine’s Day and Took a Candlelit Bath – Pressherald

A guy in Midland Park, New Jersey set his lawn on fire to try to melt the snow and ice.  The fire department had to put it out . . . then a hazmat unit had to clean up the gasoline.

Docs: Man steals FBI agent’s guns, tries to sell to undercover officer – KOIN

A Man Confessed to a Fake Murder Just to Get a Snowplow to Clear His Street – TheGuardian

A Guy Busted for Impersonating a Cop at Age 14 Was Just Arrested for the Same Thing at Age 26 – Law&Crime

A Guy Celebrates Avoiding a Speeding Ticket by Flipping Off a Traffic Camera . . . Which Earns Him a Fine – TheSUn

Two Burglars Are Easily Caught After Cops Follow Their Footprints in the Snow – KIRO7

A Man Put a Ring on His Junk to Prep for Valentine’s Day . . . and Needed Emergency Surgery to Remove It – TheSun

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A Guy Caught Getting-It-On with Himself in a Walmart Parking Lot Said He Was “Lonely” – TheSmokingGun

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Getting a bigger penis now possible with surgery offered at Boston hospital – ProvidenceJournal

Owners of 70 St. Louis area Jack In The Box restaurants files for bankruptcy – Fox2Now

A Woman Using an Outhouse Got Attacked from Below . . . by a Bear? – KHNS

A woman in the Czech Republic recently called the cops after she thought she saw a snake in her toilet.  But when they checked . . . it was just FECES that someone failed to flush

 

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52 year old Mark Morales or Prince Markie Dee of The Fat Boys died yesterday. No cause of death so far. He cofounded what would be The Fat Boys. In 1984 they are credited as the first time beatboxing was featured on a hip hop record. That was kind of the line between old school and new school hip hop. In 1985 they were in the move Krush Groove which was a not true story of the founding of Def Jam Records.  He wrote May J Blige’s Real Love. He has been a DJ on LL Cool J’s Rock the Bells radio for a bit now. They announced his death. You may know The Fat Boys/Beach Boys collaboration on Wipeout Human Beatbox 

BTW, Bob Dylan, Neil Young and Stevie Nicks did it recently. Now The Beach Boys have sold their rights. The buyer is Iconic Artists Group. They now have controlling interest in the band’s intellectual property, including sound recordings, the brand, select musical compositions and memorabilia. The members and their heirs will retain interest in their assets. 

Billie Eilish got court-ordered protection from a man she claims is harassing her and is potentially dangerous. Mr Sunshine’s name is John Hearle, who she claims has been harassing and threatening her outside her house in Los Angeles. She says the guy has been camped out at a school across the street since the summer, and he’s been bombarding her with threatening and disturbing letters. Billie says she got a note from the guy saying … “You can’t get what you want, unless what you want is to die for me … You will know that soon the water will rise, and you might very well die … You will die.” She says he watches her go in and out of the house. He has done the classy throat slitting move as she watched too. 

Someone asked if anyone in this particular band had seen that Bee Gees documentary. This band had not but then said hey lets do a Bee Gees cover so they just went and crushed it. 

CAMERON DIAZ hasn’t done a movie since “Annie” in 2014, and you probably shouldn’t expect her acting hiatus to end any time soon.  She’s busy working on her organic wine business, and raising her 1-year-old daughter. She said, quote, “Will I ever make a movie again?  I’m not looking to, but will I?  I don’t know.  I have no idea . . . Never say never . . . but I couldn’t imagine [having] to be on a movie set that takes 14 hours, 16 hours of my day away from my child.” 

His kids are friends with her kids. They live close to each other. Love or something was bound to happen. They made it official on social media so that’s great…Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian are riding the hobby horse. She is 45 and he is 45 so cute. Of course Barker was married to Shanna Moakler and they have kids together. Landon who is 17 and Alabam who is 15. Kardashian has sons Mason, 11, and Reign, 6, and daughter Penelope, 8, with Scott Disick. Moakler made a posting about something else and someone posted on that pic…”Travis downgraded bigtime!” OMG and she liked the comment! Then deleted the post. 

Remember last month when a Tennessee State Representative introduced a bill to put a statue of DOLLY PARTON on the Capitol grounds?  Well, she released a statement yesterday asking them to remove that bill because there are far more important things going on right now.  Here’s what she wrote: Quote, “I want to thank the Tennessee legislature for their consideration of a bill to erect a statue of me on the Capitol grounds.  I’m honored and humbled, but I’ve asked the leaders of the legislature to remove the bill from any and all consideration. “Given all that is going on in the world, I don’t think putting me on a pedestal is appropriate at this time. “I hope that somewhere down the road several years from now, or perhaps after I’m gone if you still feel I deserve it, then I’m certain I will stand proud on our great State Capitol as a grateful Tennessean.”  

Check out the trailer for the new “Mortal Kombat” movie . . . coming to theaters and HBO Max in April. 

THE Zooey Deschanel and Michael Bolton will host a new version of Celebrity Dating Game. In the 60’s and 70’s it was regular people looking for love. Then they did a few celebrity episodes with Sally Field on one and Ron Howard on another. This will be all celebrities. It will be on ABC and they have asked for 8 episodes to see what happens. 

Jamie Foxx is in a new series for Netflix called “Dad Stop Embarrassing Me.” The stories are adapted from his own life with his daughter Corinne Foxx. She will be an executive producer on the show.  Joining Jamie will be his old castmate from “In Living Color,” David Alan Grier.  There will be eight 30 minute episodes of the sitcom. It has been 20 years since Foxx was on the WB with “The Jamie Foxx Show.” He’s been busy doing other things since then.  “Dad Stop Embarrassing Me” premieres on Netflix on April 14th.  

Production for ‘The Batman’  has once again been delayed due to a crew member testing positive for the coronavirus. It is still expected to wrap up on time. It is a stuntman for Robert Pattinson who plays Batman, who tested positive for COVID-19 and will now need to isolate for 10 days along with the rest of his bubble. It is still expected to wrap in March as planned, ahead of its 2022 release date. 

CHRIS NOTH will not return to play Mr. Big on the “Sex and the City” revival. The last time we saw Mr. Big, he was married to SARAH JESSICA PARKER’s character, Carrie Bradshaw.  They got hitched in the first “Sex and the City” movie, and while they had marital problems in the sequel, they stayed together. It’s not clear if that means Carrie will be single again in the revival. 

 

 

 

 

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The Blues really seem to be liking playing MORE than just 3 periods of hockey.  Because, yet again, last nights game went into overtime.  Mike Hoffman scored for the Blues in the first and that was answered by 2 goals from the Sharks in the second.  And it wasn’t until the 3rd with just 40 seconds to go when Brayden Schenn tied things up.  Then in the overtime period, David Perron scored to give the Blues the win.  Up next, another game against San Jose.  Pick drop tomorrow night is at 6PM.

The Eagles are trading quarterback Carson Wentz to the Colts for a 2021 third-round pick and a conditional 2022 second-round pick. Indianapolis’ 2022 second-round pick will become a first-rounder if Wentz plays 75% of the Colts’ snaps in 2021. The pick could also become a first-rounder if Wentz plays 70% of the snaps and Indianapolis makes the playoffs.  Wentz spent the last five years in Philadelphia after being selected by the Eagles as the No. 2 pick in the 2016 NFL draft.

The NFL is apparently in the process of developing different helmets for each position . . . and the first one is undergoing testing now. It was built specifically for offensive and defensive linemen, and provides additional support in the front, where they tend to collide the most.  It looks a LITTLE different . . . but they’re not re-inventing the wheel.

The company that made it says the extra support in the front area of the helmet adds about six ounces of weight.  But other than that, it’s the same as the helmets used by all NFL players.

The A’s made a pair of signings on Thursday as they eye their second straight AL West title in 2021. Oakland signed reliever Trevor Rosenthal to a one-year, $11 million deal. The addition of Rosenthal came hours after signing first baseman Mitch Moreland to a one-year contract. Rosenthal posted a career-best 1.90 ERA last season. He tallied 11 saves, finishing the season with 38 strikeouts.

The 2021 All-Star Game in Atlanta will feature a far different atmosphere than last year’s contest, but the contest will still sport the same format as 2020.  The NBA announced on Thursday that the Elam Ending will be used to determine the winning team, with a final target score set during an untimed fourth quarter. The rosters for the 2021 All-Star Game will also follow the 2020 format. There will be two captains who select each team, with the captains determined by who receives the most All-Star votes in each conference.  Lakers forward LeBron James and Nets forward Kevin Durant are currently slated to be the team captains.  The players joining them in the frontcourt from both conferences went as expected, with Durant being joined by Bucks forward Giannis Antetokounmpo and 76ers center Joel Embiid in the starting pool for the East, while James was joined by Clippers forward Kawhi Leonard and Nuggets center Nikola Jokic in the West.The reserve pool will then be selected by players and coaches at a later date. The All-Star player draft featuring James and Durant has not been scheduled. The All-Star Game will be held at State Farm Arena in Atlanta on Sunday, March 7. The annual skills challenge, three-point contest and dunk contest are also slated to be held on March 7.

LeBron James joined the 35,000-point club during the first half of Thursday’s game against the Nets. He becomes the third player in NBA history to accomplish that feat, joining Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Karl Malone. At 36 years and 50 days, James is the youngest of the three to reach the milestone. Abdul-Jabbar was 38 when he scored his 35,000th point, while Malone was 39. Abdul-Jabbar is the NBA’s all-time leading scorer. Malone ranks second. James is already the league’s career leader in playoff scoring, with 7,491 points. Michael Jordan is second at 5,987.

A preliminary medical examiner’s report said former NFL wide receiver Vincent Jackson might have been dead for up to three days when he was found in a hotel room. Hillsborough County Medical Examiner Department says hotel staff had entered Jackson’s room on Feb. 13 and Feb. 14 and found Jackson sitting on the couch in a slouched position, assuming he was asleep. Staff grew concerned when they entered the room on Feb. 15 and saw Jackson lying in the same position. Family members reported Jackson missing on Feb. 10. The exact cause of death is not yet known, though the preliminary medical report showed no signs of trauma.

Olympic swimmer Scott Miller was in custody on Tuesday and charged with drug trafficking after Australian police seized meth valued at $1.6 million and accused him of directing a criminal syndicate. Police arrested 45-year-old Miller at their Sydney homes after finding meth concealed in eight candles in January. Miller was the director of a criminal syndicate. Miller won a silver medal in the 100-meter butterfly at the Atlanta Olympics in 1996. He was also a member of the Australian 4 x 100-meter medley relay team in Atlanta which won bronze. He also won a world championship gold medal in the 100-meter butterfly at Rio de Janeiro in 1995.

And finally….Since the MLB Draft started in 1965, the Cardinals have done wonders uncovering franchise icons through the trade market. Brock, Smith, Wainwright, Edmonds and several others were acquired and starred in St. Louis only after first being discovered by other clubs. But who are the Cards most incredible draft picks?  Here’s the top 5.  First – some honorable mentions…Ray Lankford, Lance Lynn, Jack Flaherty, Kolten Wong, and Matt Carpenter.  #5 is Bob Forsch drafted 594th overall in 1968.  #4 is Keith Hernandez drafted 776th in 1971.  #3 is Ted Simmons drafted 10th overall in 1967.  An then…#2 is Yadier Molina drafted 113th overall in 2000.  Followed by…Albert Pujols drafted 402nd overall in 1999.