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How Fast Can Men Orgasm Again After Sex? – LINK

Signs a Relationship Is Serious Include Meeting the Parents and Deleting Tinder – LINK

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Man wins candy factory after finding Indiana’s golden ticket – LINK

The Filthiest Spot in Your Bathroom Is . . . Not the Toilet or the Sink? – LINK

Police investigating Saturday night shooting at restaurant on The Hill – KMOV

SpaceX’s civilian crew makes water landing near Cape Canaveral – LINK

NASA Wants to Intentionally Smash a Spacecraft into an Asteroid – LINK



Last night’s Emmys lasted for more than three hours . . . and a big part of the reason for that was the guy who WOULDN’T SHUT UP.  His name is Scott Frank.  He won an award for directing “The Queen’s Gambit”. . . and once he stepped up to the mic, he pulled out a TWO-PAGE SPEECH and preceded to drone on for THREE AND A HALF MINUTES. They hit him with the wrap-it-up music THREE TIMES.  The first time, he got OFFENDED.  The second time he said, “I’m almost done” . . . but it took him more than a minute to finish. JASON SUDEIKIS won Lead Actor in a Comedy Series for “Ted Lasso”, and when he went to shout-out “SNL” boss LORNE MICHAELS, Lorne wasn’t at his seat.  So he said, quote, “I want to thank Lorne who went to take a dump now.  Perfect.” SETH ROGEN was the first presenter of the night, and he delivered the ultimate roast, saying there shouldn’t even have been a live ceremony in the first place. He said, quote, “They said this was outdoors . . . it’s not!  They lied to us.  We’re in a hermetically-sealed tent right now. “I would not have come to this.  Why is there a roof?  It’s more important that we have three chandeliers than that we make sure we don’t kill Eugene Levy tonight.  That is what has been decided.” As for the actual awards, “The Crown” won seven last night . . . and a total of 11 when you count the previously-announced wins.  “Ted Lasso” won seven (LINK)

Unfortunately CHRIS ROCK tested positive for covid. Yesterday he Tweeted (LINK), quote, “Hey, guys.  I just found out I have COVID, trust me you don’t want this.  Get vaccinated.” Chris IS vaccinated, by the way.  On the “Tonight Show” back in May, he said he got the single-shot Johnson & Johnson vaccine. 

RAY J’s former manager . . . a guy who goes by the name of Wack 100. . . revealed on a podcast that there’s ANOTHER tape of Ray and KIM KARDASHIAN. But Kim’s lawyer would like you to know that there is no second tape (LINK).  Quote, “The claim that there is an unreleased sex tape is unequivocally false.  It is unfortunate that people make these statements to try and get their 15 minutes of fame.” 

Taylor Hawkins, Dave Navarro, and Chris Chaney have formed a new supergroup (LINK) called NHC.  They released two new songs yesterday.  Here’s one of them called, “Feed the Cruel”.

ZZ Top has a warning for ya; some people are selling counterfeit merchandise celebrating the memory of the band’s late bassist Dusty Hill, who passed at 72 back in July. The band wrote in a statement Please be aware that neither the band nor Dusty’s family has approved the sale of any merchandise or promotions connected to Dusty. It is sad and unfortunate that many people are trying to ‘cash in’ on Dusty’s untimely death. Please know that no monies generated by these bogus goods are paid to the band or to Dusty’s family.” ZZ Top added that if fans really want to honor Hill’s memory, they’ll stay away from the counterfeit merch.

LeVar Burton has moved on from the whole Jeopardy! hosting fiasco and is working on developing his own game show. He says he’s happy he didn’t get the Jeopardy! hosting gig  

LIL NAS X got with Elmo and redid Elmo’s song recently. The natural progression here would be the same deal but with The Teletubbies and it looks to be happening. Po, Dipsy, Tinky-Winky, and Laa-Laa tweeted at Lil Nas X, asking if they can get a feature on his next album. He replied (LINK), quote, “Alright bet!  Me and Tinky-Winky on the hook, Dipsy and Po on the verses and we’ll let Laa-Laa do the outro.” In related Lil Nas X news . . . he’s already raised tens of thousands of dollars for different charities . . . and it’s all thanks to his baby registry.  If you’re interested in donating, head over to WelcomeToMontero.com

According to a new study, most adults who watched educational TV shows as a kid say they played an important part in helping them learn.  2,000 parents were surveyed and here are the most popular shows they watched: 

  1. “Sesame Street”. . . 53%. 
  1. “Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood”. . . 38%. 
  1. “Reading Rainbow”. . . 37%. 
  1. “The Magic School Bus”. . . 32%. 
  1. “Schoolhouse Rock”. . . 31%. 
  1. “Zoom”. . . 27%. 
  1. “Arthur”. . . 25%. 
  1. “The Electric Company”. . . 25%. 
  1. “Bill Nye the Science Guy”. . . 25% 
  1. “Captain Kangaroo”. . . 24%. 

For those who haven’t seen the original “Lost Boys” . . . first of all, go watch it . . . it’s perfect for Halloween-time.  Second, it’s about a pair of brothers who move with their mom to a California beach town, and discover that it’s being terrorized by a gang of vampires. A “Lost Boys” remake is on the way.  Warner Brothers says it’s a modern version of the 1987 classic. Only known cast members so far are NOAH JUPE from “A Quiet Place” and JAEDEN MARTELL from the new “IT” movies.  No information about which characters they’ll be playing (LINK)   

DANIEL CRAIG got choked up when filming wrapped on “No Time to Die”. . . his last James Bond flick. A new Apple TV+ documentary called “Being James Bond” shows Craig addressing the crew (LINK)

LifeHack.com created a list of long movies that are worth your time. 

  1. “Hamlet”,  1996 . . . 4 hours and 2 minutes. 
  1. “Malcolm X”,  1992 . . . 3 hours and 20 minutes. 
  1. “Titanic”,  1997 . . . 3 hours and 14 minutes. 
  1. “Hoop Dreams”,  1994 . . . 2 hours and 50 minutes. 
  1. “The Godfather, Part 2”,  1974 . . . 3 hours and 22 minutes. 
  1. “The Last Temptation of Christ”,  1988 . . . 2 hours and 43 minutes. 
  1. “The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King”,  2003 . . . 3 hours and 20 minutes. 
  1. “Avengers: Endgame”,  2019 . . . 3 hours and 1 minute. 
  1. “Da 5 Bloods”,  2020 . . . 2 hours and 56 minutes. 
  1. “The Color Purple”,  1985 . . . 2 hours and 33 minutes. 
  1. “Lawrence of Arabia”,  1962 . . . 3 hours and 47 minutes.

Celebrating a Birthday today: 

Phillip Phillips is 31. “American Idol” winner. 

Jon Bernthal from The Walking Dead, and the new Punisher is 45. 

Gunnar and Matthew Nelson are 54. 

Wrestler Arn Anderson is 63. 

Ricky Bobby’s dad and Bill Lumberg from Office Space, Gary Cole is 65. 

Wrestler Greg “The Hammer” Valentine is 70. 

Guy Lafleur is 70. Hockey legend. His name is pronounced “GHEE”. 

Game of Thrones creator George R. R. Martin is 73. 

Sophia Loren is 87.

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Alexandra Silk

Today’s birthday girl has been in 492 fine films, including:

– 69 Hours

– The Anal Fortune Teller

– Beauty and the Bitch

– Buffy’s Nude Camera Party

– The Head Nurse

– And who can forget her role in 2001’s In Thru the Out Door 7


Alexandra Silk is 58 years old.

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Yesterday the Cardinals took on the Padres…and they started things off hot scoring 5 in the first.  They put up 2 in the 5th and another run in the 7th and never trailed the Padres all game.  They tried to make things interesting in the 8th, but the Cards held things together and finished up with the 8-7 win.  It’s the 8th straight win for the Cardinals who are now 3 games up in the Wild Card race.  Tonight, the Cards are in Milwaukee to take on the Brewers.  Jake Woodford gets the start.


One highlight to share – it was a pretty crazy ending in the Baltimore/KC game last night.  With only 1:20 left in the game, the Kansas City Chiefs were close to kicking a go-ahead field goal, but fumbled running another play.  Here’s the play that sealed the Ravens’ win over KC, 36 to 35.

Tonight the Packers take on the Lions in Green Bay.  Kick off is scheduled for 7:15PM.

The San Francisco 49ers didn’t intend to use newly acquired running back Trenton Cannon in any role other than special teams on Sunday. As it turned out, they had no choice but to plug him into the offense. By the end of the game, the Niners had lost their top three running backs to injuries in a span of about five minutes. That came after starter Raheem Mostert was lost to a season-ending left knee injury last week against the Detroit Lions. First, it was starter Elijah Mitchell’s right shoulder, then it was an ankle injury for JaMycal Hasty, and finally it was a concussion for rookie Trey Sermon. After the game, Niners coach Kyle Shanahan said that the hope was Mitchell’s injury was just a stinger and wouldn’t be anything that lingers long term.

Hall of Fame quarterback Peyton Manning has reportedly spoken to two potential buyers of the Denver Broncos regarding a possible management position and a minority stake in the franchise.  Manning is “closely watching” the Broncos’ ownership situation. The franchise is widely expected to be up for sale ahead of the 2022 season, though the current ownership situation is currently in flux. Manning played for the Broncos from 2012 to 2015, leading the franchise to a Super Bowl 50 victory over the Carolina Panthers. He told Bob Costas that he would like to be involved in an ownership group but doesn’t have the billions of dollars necessary to be a majority owner.

Longtime NFL running back Frank Gore reportedly turned down offers during the offseason to focus on a potential boxing career. Gore, 38, “politely declined” proposals from teams, but he hasn’t ruled out a return to the NFL. “I’ve been training for both—football and boxing,” Gore said. “I’ve always loved boxing, so that’s what I’ve been doing. And we’re trying to make a fight happen. If we do that, you’ll see me in the ring.” The Miami native spent the 2020 season with the New York Jets, which marked his third different AFC East team in as many years. He played for his hometown Miami Dolphins in 2018 and the Buffalo Bills in 2019.

Over the weekend, Mizzou destroyed SEMO 59-28.  They take on Boston College on Saturday at 11AM.  Illinois lost to Maryland on Friday night.  They take on Purdue on Saturday at 2:30PM.

Clemson and Ohio State slipped to the back of the top 10 in The Associated Press college football poll Sunday and Penn State jumped four spots to No. 6 after another weekend in which lots of ranked teams had issues. Even No. 1 Alabama. The defending national champion Crimson Tide remained an overwhelming No. 1 after holding on to beat Florida 31-29, Alabama’s closest margin of victory during its current 17-game winning streak. The Tide received 59 of 62 first-place votes.

Kyle Larson took home the third and final Round of 16 race in the Nascar cup series playoffs at Bristol on Saturday night.  Kevin Harvick, William Byron, Ryan Blaney, and Alex Bowman rounded out the Top 5.  Up next…the South Point 400 this Sunday at Las Vegas Motor Speedway.

One of the greatest boxers of all time, Manny Pacquiao will run for President of the Philippines next year. Pacquiao is currently a Senator in the Philippines Parliament. The boxer, who holds world titles in eight different divisions, said “I am a fighter and I will always be a fighter inside and outside the ring” while vowing to fight the corruption. Even though Pacquiao is popular in his home country, he currently trails in the polls.