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Experienced hiker, 47, killed by grizzly bear while out jogging near Yellowstone National Park – as officials confirm she was not carrying bear spray – LINK

‘Emotional support stripper’ gives Ukrainian soldiers free access to OnlyFans account – LINK

Woman Urinates On Plane’s Floor, Claims Airline Didn’t Let Her Use Washroom – LINK

Man accused of stealing car during birthday party – LINK

Here’s the Smartest Thing to Do After Someone Hits Your Car – LINK

Trader Joe’s Recalled Some Cookies, Because They Might Contain Rocks – LINK

Jury awards Florida girl burned by McDonald’s Chicken McNugget $800,000 in damages – LINK

A Restaurant’s Spicy Dragon Balls Caused Chemical Burns in a Woman’s Throat? – LINK

Have Warning Labels Become So Common That They’re Pointless? – LINK

Flood Damaged Cars Are Coming To Your Local Facebook Marketplace – LINK

A Huge America-Themed Amusement Park Is Opening in Oklahoma – LINK

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Pete Davidson was charged with reckless driving The last month. TMZ reported that last week he entered a diversion program without pleading guilty or no contest to the offense. The catch is he must comply with a set of interesting conditions over the next 18 months – LINK

Cristiano Ronaldo has been crowned as the highest-paid celebrity on Instagram. Ronaldo takes the spot from previous champ Kylie Jenner – LINK

Tom Brady clearly has a type — supermodels. TMZ reports that he’s dating Irina Shayk. The gossip site says they spent the entire weekend together, shacking up in his L.A.-area home. And there’s photo evidence of the hook-up — they were spotted in a car together, with Tom caressing Irina’s cheek. The site’s initial report said that his ex, Gisele Bundchen, wasn’t happy about it, but a subsequent report has a source saying she’s happy for him because “it is helpful to her freedom that he moved on.” – LINK

In a recent interview, Jelly Roll opened up about his interest to tap into acting, and his inspiration came from watching Machine Gun Kelly find success as an actor – LINK

While it seemed to have worked for Mötley Crüe and Queen, don’t expect Guns N’ Roses to get the “biopic” treatment any time soon. Slash recently shared that he just doesn’t see how a movie about the band could be made – LINK

Paramore postponed another set of dates due to what the band has described as an “illness within the touring party.”  This move comes after singer Hayley Williams had to cancel a show in San Francisco on Saturday night just hours before the show was to start. No word yet on if this Sunday’s show at Enterprise has been affected.

Ozzy Osbourne says yet more medical issues are part of why he canceled his appearance at Power Trip in October. In the upcoming episode of his Ozzy Speaks show with Billy Morrison, Osbourne reveals, “I went to have a filter removed. ‘Cause I had the blood clots in my legs, they put a filter in your artery to stop the blood clots going to your heart and your brain. It sounds worse than it is… So I went to have it removed. The blood clots have jammed [me] all up.” Ozzy adds that all the medical issues continue to bring him down. “It’s just disappointment after disappointment. Just get this thing done so I can go get on with my life.”

Elon Musk might have trouble with his effort to change the name of Twitter to “X”.  Mark Zuckerberg’s Meta has already registered an X logo for “social networking services.”  There’s no word if that’s going to be a problem.

Rotten Tomatoes ranked every Batman movie and narrowed it down to a Top 9! – LINK

  1. The Dark Knight (2008)
  2. The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
  3. The Batman (2022)
  4. Batman Begins (2005)
  5. Batman Returns (1992)
  6. Batman (1966)
  7. Batman (1987)
  8. Batman Forever (1995)

Batman & Robin (1997)

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Tera Patrick

Today’s birthday girl has been in 183 fine films, including:

– Asian Street Hookers 6 & 7

– Bangcock Whores 3

– Ecstasy Girls 2

– Farmer’s Daughters Do Beverly Hills

– Hottest Bitches in Porn 2

– Sex in Dangerous Places

– Where the Boys Aren’t 18 & 19

– And who can forget her role in 1999’s Tera Patrick AKA Filthy Whore

Tera Patrick is 47 years old

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Adam wainwright was going for his 199th win but he had to stay in for x amount of pitches and innings to even qualify for that win. He ended up throwing more pitches than expected but closed out the 5th inning and was eligible. He just needed the bullpen to do its job and hold the lead. It couldn’t, they blew it. But then the Arizona Diamondbacks bullpen blew their lead. A seesaw of leads against relievers on both sides cost Wainwright a win but ended with a Cardinals victory. Paul Goldschmidt had a key RBI, Lars Nootbaar took a big walk, and Tyler O’Neill emptied the bases with a three-run double in the ninth to catapult the Cardinals to a 10-6 comeback last night in Arizona. They go again, same place, same time 840pm central. Adam Wainwright’s 199th win slips away from Cardinals bullpen, but late rally means victory (stltoday.com)

Liga MX’s Atlas FC issued an apology Monday after a post from the team’s Twitter account referenced Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels in an effort to argue for an offside call.

The call in question came from Atlas FC’s 1-0 win over New York City Football Club in Leagues Cup play Sunday. The Leagues Cup pits teams from Mexico‘s Liga MX against those from MLS. An NYCFC goal that would’ve tied the game at 1-1 was overturned via Video Assistant Referee because of an offside call. Here’s what the tweet said: “This shot is clearer than water, the offside happens on the first play,” the tweet reads via translation from Spanish to English. “It is regrettable how ‘influencers’ and media ‘analysts’ manipulate, creating ideas of ‘supposed assistance,’ but remembering what Goebbels, Nazi Minister of Information (Hitler’s right-hand man), said and they apply it perfectly: ‘lie, lie, lie, and something will remain, the bigger the lie, the more people will believe it.”

Atlas FC issued a statement Monday afternoon apologizing for the tweet and stating the club’s “solidarity, friendship and affection for the Jewish community.” Liga MX’s Atlas FC apologizes for referencing Nazis while arguing for offside call on Twitter (yahoo.com)

Casey Yu-jin Phair made World Cup history Tuesday in Sydney, Australia.

Phair entered South Korea’s 2-0 loss to Colombia in the 77th minute in the country’s first game at the World Cup this month. At 16 years old, that officially made Phair the youngest to ever take the pitch at a women’s World Cup.

Phair was born in Korea but grew up in the United States. Her mom in Korean, and her dad is American. They moved to the U.S. when she was just a month old, and she started playing soccer just a few years later. They settled in New Jersey, where she scored 25 goals in 15 games last fall as a freshman at the Pingry School. Phair has trained with both the United States women’s national team camp and South Korea’s. Pretty incredible imagining being called up to a National first team at 16 years of age. South Korea’s Casey Phair becomes youngest player in women’s World Cup history at 16 years old (yahoo.com)