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The Average American Has Sent Six Sexts to the Wrong Person? – LINK

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People Who Drink Mojitos Are the Best in Bed? – LINK

Five Reasons Guys Should Pee Sitting Down – LINK

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It turns out Bruce Willis did NOT sign over the rights to his likeness.  But that doesn’t mean Deepfake Bruce won’t show up in future projects. Bruce’s people issued a statement saying he has “no partnership or agreement” with Deepcake, the company he supposedly sold his rights to. And Deepcake said Bruce’s digital likeness rights are his by default, and CAN’T be sold.  But they did create Bruce’s “digital twin” for an ad campaign in Russia last year . . . and any future use of his likeness would be up to him.

A family has been charged in connection with the murder of PnB Rock.  40-year-old Freddie Lee Trone was arrested last Thursday in Las Vegas. He was charged with one count of murder, two counts of second-degree robbery, and one count of conspiracy to commit robbery. His 17-year-old son was arrested last Tuesday and charged with the same counts.  Trone’s wife, and the son’s stepmother, Shauntel Trone, was also arrested last week and charged with being an accessory.  A fourth suspect is still at large. Investigators think the suspect tipped the family off to Rock’s location when he was murdered.  PnB Rock was killed while dining at a Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles location in Los Angeles on September 13th.

Adam Sandler said he’d be down to play more “foosball” in a sequel to his hit 1998 comedy ‘Waterboy’. Sandler told ‘Variety’ “That would be fun as hell.  love Mama”, referring to Kathy Bates’ character from the film. He added “I love Henry Winkler. He’s always gonna be Coach Klein to me.” ‘Waterboy’ earned $186 million worldwide at the box office. 

Britney Spears posted another Instagram rant about her family over the weekend. And she said, quote, “For me the real problem . . . is that my family to this day honestly have no conscious whatsoever and really believe in their minds they have done nothing wrong at all!!!! They could at least take responsibility for their actions and actually own up to the fact they hurt me!!!  For me just a genuine apology would help give me closure.” And this time it actually DID result in an apology.  Britney’s mom Lynne Spears dropped a note in the comments saying, quote, “I am so sorry for your pain.  I have been sorry for years. I love you so much and miss you!  Please unblock me, so I can speak to you in person.  Britney, deep down you know how much I love and miss you!  I apologize for anything and everything that’s hurt you!” No reply yet from Britney.

I for one am INCREDIBLY excited about this…Every “Community” fan knows the “six seasons and a movie” line from season two.  But finally seven years later, a movie IS happening. It’ll be made for Peacock with the same cast from season six.  So: Joel McHale (Jeff), Danny Pudi(Abed), Alison Brie (Annie), Gillian Jacobs (Britta), Jim Rash (Craig) and Ken Jeong (Ben).  No word on if Donald Glover (Troy) or Yvette Nicole Brown (Shirley) will come back.  And it’s highly unlikely that Chevy Chase would, since his character was killed off, and everybody ended up HATED working with him. Community ran for six seasons from 2009 to 2015.  The full series will also be hitting Peacock, but no word when.

Scary season is here!  The horror movie Smile won this weekend’s box office race bringing in $22 million at North American theaters.  The highly promoted Gay Rom-Com Bros didn’t fare as well. The movie finished in fourth place only bringing in $4.8 million.

Billy Eichner’s new romcom completely bombed at the box office — and he appears to be chalking it up to homophobia across the country. The comedian-turned-actor took to Twitter Sunday to acknowledge the low ticket sales — the movie only raked in $4.8 million domestically, placing 4th this weekend — and he’s definitely bummed by the underwhelming turnout … despite the fact the film is getting great reviews. Billy said, “That’s just the world we live in, unfortunately. Even with glowing reviews, great Rotten Tomatoes scores, an A CinemaScore etc, straight people, especially in certain parts of the country, just didn’t show up for Bros. And that’s disappointing but it is what it is.” His final thought hits his point right on the head … “Everyone who ISN’T a homophobic weirdo should go see BROS tonight! You will have a blast! And it *is* special and uniquely powerful to see this particular story on a big screen”

Taylor Swift has another move up her sleeve. Taylor is said to be preparing to release a track with Drake, and it reportedly features some controversial subject matter. The track is said to be a secret song recorded during the sessions for Taylor Swift‘s 2017 album, Reputation but it didn’t make the cut because it “was deemed too direct” about Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. Taylor is now planning to include their “secret song” on Reputation (Taylor’s Version), an upcoming re-release of her 2017 album. The Reputation re-release is not expected to arrive until next year. Taylor’s her new album Midnights drops on Oct. 21.

Ed Sheeran will stand trial in the US over claims he copied his hit 2014 song “Thinking Out Loud” from Marvin Gaye’s iconic song, “Let’s Get It On”. A judge denied Sheeran’s bid to dismiss the case, saying a jury should decide on the similarities between the songs. The claim over “Thinking Out Loud” was originally lodged in 2018, not by Gaye’s family but by investment banker David Pullman and a company called Structured Asset Sales, which has acquired a portion of the estate of “Let’s Get It On” co-writer Ed Townsend. Seeking $100m in damages, they allege that Sheeran and his co-writer Amy Wadge “copied and exploited, without authorization or credit” the Gaye song, “including but not limited to the melody, rhythms, harmonies, drums, bass line, backing chorus, tempo, syncopation, and looping”.

In anticipation the deluxe reissue release of the late Scott Weiland’s holiday album. ‘The Most Wonderful Time of the Year’ on November 4th, Rhino Records has unveiled a previously unreleased cover. The late Stone Temple Pilots singer can be heard covering John Lennon’s 1971 song “Happy Xmas (War is Over)”. You can preorder the reissue at Rhino.com.

Fighting long COVID since December 2021, Jane’s Addiction guitarist Dave Navarro is sitting out the band’s upcoming tour. Explaining his situation with long COVID, Navarro wrote “I had hoped for a full recovery by October, but I am still very fatigued and will not be able to join this leg.” Navarro added that he’s “gutted” by his decision to stay home.

This probably happens all the time . . . but how often have you heard someone admit to it? During a show in Atlanta this past Thursday, Lil Nas X announced to the crowd over the PA system that he was in the bathroom taking care of some business.  He said, quote, “I’m backstage, and this is, like, not a part of the show, but I’m taking a mean [poop], so please forgive me.”  He told them he’d be back in, quote, “a minute or two.”  For anyone who still thought it was part of the act, he Tweeted this after the show:  “Lmao people really thought I was joking, I was literally back there dropping demons into that toilet.”

Kelly has been ordered to pay over $300,000 to one of his victims, to cover the cost of medical treatment and psychotherapy for abuse inflicted on her. The victim, who remains anonymous, has accused Kelly of giving her a sexually transmitted disease during one of their encounters. Kelly is already in prison, serving 30 years for racketeering, relating to bribery and forced labor. Earlier this month he was convicted of six out of 13 counts in a trial related to images of child abuse and enticing minors for sex. He was found to have created an elaborate scheme to sexually exploit aspiring young singers and children. Based on his earlier convictions Kelly will not be eligible for release until he is about 80. These new convictions could add years to his existing sentence.  Two further trials are also pending, one in Minnesota and another in Chicago.

Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre are dropping a new album. Here is what Snoop had to say on Stephan A. Smith’s podcast… When Stephen A. asked about the album’s title, Snoop said, “The first album was Doggystyle.” Nuff said.

“Nothing Compares 2 U” was far and away Sinead O’Connor’s biggest hit.  But you won’t hear it in her new documentary, “Nothing Compares”.  And that’s because Prince’s estate wouldn’t let them use it. Prince’s half-sister says, quote, “Nothing compares to Prince’s live version with Rosie Gaines that is featured on the ‘Hits 1’album and we are re-releasing that album on vinyl on November 4th. “I didn’t feel [O’Connor] deserved to use the song my brother wrote in her documentary so we declined.  His version is the best.” There might be some sour grapes here.  Because Sinead certainly “deserves” this song.  Even though Prince wrote it, she’s the one who made it a massive hit, not him. But Sinead has spoken out several times over the years about how Prince was violent and abusive toward her when they met at his home back in the day.  So maybe that’s why they’re not letting her use it.

Stevie Nicks appears on the upcoming Gorillaz track “Oil”. . . but before she agreed to do it, she had one condition. She says, quote, “Because of all their crazy cartoon videos . . . I want to be a Gorilla, and I want to have big, false eyelashes, and I want to have blonde hair, right?  So that’s what I said.  And so they’re doing it as we speak.” She adds, quote, “I was an honorary Heartbreaker.  I was an honorary Foo Fighter.  And now I’m an honorary Gorilla.  I’m so happy.”

Jack Johnson says he’s being stalked and harassed by a woman who keeps popping up at his shows, trying to get close to him … so now he’s getting court-ordered protection. The singer went to court this week and got a temporary restraining order against a female fan he says recently confronted him at the hotel he was staying at. According to new legal docs…Jack says the woman traveled to Houston on Aug. 26 and got in his face at his hotel … and the interaction was so frightening, not only for Jack but also for the bandmate who saw it all go down, Jack and his band bounced until cops came and detained the woman. Jack had a show that night in the Houston area … and he claims his alleged stalker often buys VIP packages to his shows in order to get close to him. JJ also says she emails him and his management, claiming she’s been the victim of a long-term financial scheme … conning her out of millions of dollars. Jack says he’s worried for his safety because it’s easy for the woman to track his movements … pointing out his tour dates and personal appearances are readily available online. Jack claims the woman’s been hounding him for several years … and says his legal team’s sent her cease and desist warnings, all to no avail.

eHarmony did a survey to find the most popular breakup songs.  So if you’re going through it, try adding these to your playlist.  Here are the Top 20:

  1. “Back to Black”,  Amy Winehouse ***
    2.  “I Will Always Love You”,  Whitney Houston ***
  2. “Go Your Own Way”,  Fleetwood Mac***
  3. “Someone Like You”,  Adele
  4. “I Will Survive”,  Gloria Gaynor
  5. “Nothing Compares 2 U“,  Sinead O’Connor
  6. “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”,  Taylor Swift
  7. “Knowing Me, Knowing You”,  ABBA
  8. “Walk On By”,  Dionne Warwick
  9. “Don’t Speak”,  No Doubt
  10. “Fix You”,  Coldplay
  11. “Irreplaceable”,  Beyoncé
  12. “Survivor”,  Destiny’s Child
  13. “How Can You Mend a Broken Heart?”,  Al Green
  14. “Thank U, Next”,  Ariana Grande
  15. “Since U Been Gone”,  Kelly Clarkson
  16. “Stay with Me”,  Sam Smith
  17. “Single Ladies”,  Beyoncé
  18. “Goodbye My Lover”,  James Blunt
  19. “Torn”,  Natalie Imbruglia

CELEBRITIES CELEBRATING A BIRTHDAY 

Will Byers in ‘Stranger Things’, Noah Schnapp is 18.

ASAP Rocky is 34.

Ashlee Simpson is 38.

She’s Valkyrie in the Thor movies, Tessa Thompson is 39.

Former Red Hot Chili Pepper’s guitarist Josh Klinghoffer is 43.

Seann William Scott is 46.

Neve Campbell is 49.

Cersei Lannister in ‘Game of Thrones’, Lena Headey is 49.

Sevendust singer Lajon Witherspoon is 50

Gwen Stefani is 53.

Tommy Lee is 60.

Former Cardinal Dennis Eckersley is 68.

Fleetwood Mac’s Lindsey Buckingham is 73.

Chubby Checker is 81

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Erika Lockett

Today’s birthday girl has been in 114 fine films, including:

– Ass Gas And The Mystical Glop

– Big Knockers 23

– Double Air Bags 19

– Haulin’ Ass

– House of Flesh 2

– This Old House of Whores

– Toilet Tails 2

– And who can forget her role in 1997’s Shut Up and Do Me

Erika Lockett is 56 years old

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Albert Pujols continues to thrill crowds before retirement.  He gave his fans one more homer, and tied a classic record, in his final regular-season home game yesterday in St. Louis.  Here’s the call.

(They lost to the Pirates, but the Cardinals have clinched their division, so we’ll see more of Albert.) Cards take on the Pirates tonight in Pittsburgh at 535 our time.

Top seeded CITY2 defeated Tacoma Defiance 2-0 in the MLS NEXT Pro Western Conference Finals at Ralph Korte Stadium on Sunday night. CITY2 advances to the MLS NEXT Pro Cup Finals to face Columbus Crew 2 who won the Eastern Conference Finals.

After what happened to Miami Dolphins quarterback Tua Tagovailoa in two successive games, the NFL is changing its concussion protocol . . . and some changes could go into effect as early as next week. Last Sunday, Tua got taken down during a game against the Buffalo Bills, and when he got up, he was unsteady on his feet.  He left the game, but came back in later, with the team claiming he just suffered a back injury. Then the Dolphins were in action just four days later, on Thursday night, against the Cincinnati Bengals.  Tua went down hard again, but this time, he ended up getting stretchered off the field. A lot of people are coming down on the Dolphins for letting Tua back into Sunday’s game.  And the NFL Players Association fired the independent neurologist who helped clear him. And in a statement this weekend, the NFL said that changes are needed to, quote, “enhance player safety.” Word has it that one of those changes will be not letting any player back into a game if he demonstrates ANY instability.  (Uproxx)

GIANTS BEAT THE BEARS, Chargers over Houston, Jets beat the Steelers, Buffalo came back and beat Baltimore, Eagles beat the Jaguars, Dallas beat Washington, Arizona over Carolina in the state vs state game, Vikings over Saints, Atlanta beat the Browns, Seattle beat the Lions in a crazy high scoring game 48-45. Great job defense! Titans beat the Colts, Giants beat the Bears, Packers beat the Patriots, The Raiders rode the Broncos, and the Chiefs beat Brady and his Bucs 41-31, Rams and 49ers play tonight for MNF.

Fan Dies At Jets / Steelers Game After Falling From Escalator

A man is dead after falling from an escalator at Pittburgh’s Acrisure Stadium. The fan’s fatal fall happened moments after Sunday’s Jets – Steelers game. The man was taken to the hospital, where he died from his injuries. Authorities are investigating what happened. A combination of violence and fandom has caused at least 125 deaths in Indonesia. Supporters of two rival soccer teams clashed with each other and authorities after a match over the weekend. Police began firing tear gas at fans entering the field. The situation was exacerbated by more supporters coming to the soccer pitch. A stampede toward the exit occurred, and many of the victims suffocated. Hundreds of other victims were admitted to hospitals suffering from “lack of oxygen and shortness of breath.” The situation was tenuous from the start. The stadium’s capacity is 38,000, but 42,000 fans were admitted (LINK)

St. Louis Blues President of Hockey Operations and General Manager Doug Armstrong announced today the team has assigned four players to the Blues’ AHL affiliate, the Springfield Thunderbirds, including forward Nathan Todd, defensemen Steven Santini and Luke Witkowski, and goaltender Vadim Zherenko.  In addition, forward Zachary Bolduc was assigned to his junior team, the Quebec Remparts, in the Quebec Major Junior Hockey League (QMJHL).

The Blues will next host the Minnesota Wild on Tuesday, Oct. 4, at 7 p.m. at Enterprise Center.