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Driver Towing House Leads Police On Wild Chase – LINK

Workhouse break-in ends with trio trapped in cell – LINK

Florida woman tries to eat counterfeit cash during arrest for Walmart scam, police say – LINK

Anal retention: Suspect found to be hiding handgun in his rectum – LINK

Driver busted with homemade license plate – LINK

Woman arrested in Olive Garden bathroom after allegedly vandalizing La Quinta Inn – LINK

Man arrested after Lebanon jewelry store robbery leads to police chase – LINK

Fla. woman with outstanding warrants busted after calling cops to report stolen weed worth $5 – LINK

A Guy Has No Idea How Meth Got in His Underwear . . . Under His Junk? – LINK

A Guy Pleasured Himself While Riding a Bike – LINK

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Officers investigating Creve Coeur ATM break-in – LINK

Man accused of smashing MetroLink rider in the head with a rock – LINK

Suspect, 14, arrested after carjacking, chase in St. Louis City – LINK

82% of People Are Open to Receiving Used Holiday Gifts – LINK

Online Shopping Hack: Get a Deal by Just Leaving Stuff in Your Cart – LINK

Revisiting Kate Bush’s forgotten TV Christmas special – LINK

Half of Men Think They Could Land a Plane. They Can’t – LINK

Bally Sports may drop Cardinals, Blues in late 2024 – LINK

 

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KISS will cease to exist following the final two shows on their five-year End of the Road tour this tonight and Saturday at Madison Square Garden in their hometown of New York. The tour started on January 31st, 2019 in Vancouver, Canada and has gone around the world for a total of 13 legs and 250 shows. COVID caused most of the shows in 2020 to be rescheduled in 2021, and Stanley having the flu caused them to cancel three shows in the last week. Saturday’s show will be available on Pay-Per-View, and, once the curtain comes down, KISS will have done just under 3,000 shows in 50 years.

Phish has announced four 2024 shows at the Las Vegas Sphere, bringing their sound and trippy visuals to the state-of-the-art venue April 18th through the 21st. “From the moment we first heard about [the] Sphere and its potential, we’ve been dreaming up ways to bring our show to this breathtaking canvas,” guitarist and singer Trey Anastasio said in a press release. “We’re thrilled to present this completely unique experience to Phish fans” – LINK 

Slipknot have brought back their limited-edition No. 9 Iowa “Red Cask” Whiskey for another year. It’s available to order now through the end of the weekend at SlipknotWhiskey.com.

Sharon Osbourne and her daughter Kelly had a unique way of dealing with Ozzy‘s drug addiction — find his stash and defecate on it. They shared one story in particular on The Osbournes podcast in which they were on vacation in the mid-’90s at the Four Seasons hotel on Maui. 

Bad Omens frontman Noah Sebastian wants to raise the bar for what the band can do following up their breakthrough album, The Death of Piece of Mind. Sebastian tells Kerrang, “I just want to make music that I don’t hear other bands making. It’s difficult to re-invent the wheel when making a rock album, and The Death of Peace of Mind is very all-over-the-place, very experimental, to the extent that if you were to hear some songs in isolation, you’d never guess that we were a rock band, and vice-versa. I’m in a cool place right now where I feel like it’s up to me to make new music to raise the bar.” He adds that he “solidified my confidence” recording The Death of Peace of Mind and that “it’s just me trying to impress myself. I don’t care about what’s popular — I just like making music that I’m proud of. I’m my own biggest fan” – LINK

The cast of Full House needed FBI protection in the 90s. This came up during the latest episode of the “How Rude, Tanneritos!” podcast featuring Jodie Sweetin and Andrea Barber . . . with their special guest John Stamos.

In 2024, ABC is doing the stunt with the Academy Awards: The Oscars will start one hour earlier: 6:00p our time! The ceremony is scheduled for three and a half hours.  The telecast takes place on Sunday, March 10th – LINK 

Eddie Murphy is holding on to the fact that the late Richard Pryor never paid on a $100,000 bet, as he told Jimmy Kimmel earlier this week. He referenced a liner note from Murphy’s 1985 music album How Could It Be.

Check out the trailer for “Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga” . . . starring Anya Taylor-Joy in the role Charlize Theron played in “Mad Max: Fury Road”George Miller has revealed the first trailer for Furiosa, his upcoming prequel to Mad Max: Fury Road. Officially titled Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga, starring Anya Taylor-Joy in the role Charlize Theron played in “Mad Max: Fury Road”. The film officially hits theaters on May 24th, 2024 – TRAILER 

AND FINALLY 

“Rolling Stone” released their countdown of the top 100 albums of the year.  

 Here are the Top 10: 

1.  “SOS”,  SZA

2.  “The Record”,  Boygenius

3.  “Data”,  Tainy

4.  “Let’s Start Here”,  Lil Yachty

5.  “Guts”,  Olivia Rodrigo

6.  “This Is Why”,  Paramore

7.  “The Land Is Inhospitable and So Are We”,  Mitski

8.  “Maps”,  Billy Woods and Kenny Segal

9.  “Jaguar 2”,  Victoria Monét

10.  “Zach Bryan”,  Zach Bryan

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Shelby Stevens

Today’s birthday girl has been in 227 fine films, including:

                                                – 10000 Anal Maniacs 2: The D.P. Years

                                                – America’s Raunchiest Home Videos 71

                                                – Assy Sassy 3

                                                – Battling Bitches 1

                                                – Big Boob Bangeroo 22

                                                – Brassiere To Eternity

                                                – The Breast of Breastman

                                                – The Butt Sisters Do Denver

                                                – Confessions Of A Slutty Nurse

                                                – Kitty Kat Klub

                                                – Pulp Friction

– And who can forget her role in 1995’s What’s The Lesbian Doing In My Pirate Movie

Shelby Stevens is 55 years old