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A man in India was killed when he put a knife on a rooster’s leg for an illegal cockfight . . . and the rooster slashed him in the groin trying to get away.  The man died from blood loss.  (Full Story)

Middlesbrough crack den ‘so busy it had two queues’ shut down – BBC

A guy from Georgia who’s been dressing up as a Home Depot employee to steal merchandise from stores in the Florida panhandle was finally caught and arrested.  (Full Story)

Woman, 39, Successfully Smuggled Small Firearm Hidden In Body Cavity Into Missouri Jail – TheSmokingGun

The Cheeto Dust in a Woman’s Teeth Links Her to a Burglary – KTUL

A Guy Calls the Cops for a Break-In . . . But Doesn’t Hide His Massive Drug Supply – AZFamily

North Carolina woman dragged nearly 1,200 feet after trying to dance next to car – WAVY

Rockford fishermen rescued from ice that broke free from river bank – ABC7Chicago

A Guy Tried to Rob a Bank by Putting a Note in the Pneumatic Tube at the Drive Thru – WMBFNews

A Man Who Reported His Car Stolen Had Googled “How to Set Your Car on Fire and Make It Look Like an Accident” – WeAreCentralPA


Naked man breaks into neighbor’s Lehigh Acres home, jumps on trampoline – NBC-2

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St. Louis CITY SC releases new renderings, gives update on plans – KSDK

Amber Alert issued after mother and two children found dead – Police searching for suspect – Fox2Now

440K Cooper Tires Recalled Over Sidewall Problems – TopClassicAction

An Amazon Driver Is Caught on Camera Peeing on Someone’s Groceries – ABC6

A Reporter Investigating Car Break-Ins Is Robbed at Gunpoint on Camera – CBSLocal

Would You Want a Bathroom with No Door? Because That Might Be the New Home Design Trend – BostonMag

The Pittsburgh Penguins NHL team had their first game with fans since the pandemic started . . . and now they’re getting blasted on social media for Photoshopping masks onto some fans’ faces )PHOTO HERE) for a social media photo.


Chipotle is launching a makeup collection inspired by ingredients like guacamole, salsa – USAToday

Potatoes Are Returning: The First In Taco Bell’s Vegetarian Plans To Make This Year Better Than Last – TacoBell

The Most Unpopular Soda in the Country Is . . . Diet Coke? – BestLifeOnline


When COVID-19 shut down America, SOFIA VERGARA really wanted to do something to make a difference. I suggested a free Onlyfans account but she hasn’t gotten back to me yet.  . . .  So instead she hooked up with a non-profit called Kiva, which gives microloans to people in underserved communities around the world.  Together, they launched a “COVID-19 Response Fund.” Despite Sofia’s backing, the money isn’t all coming from her wallet.  Instead, the service crowdfunds loans.  The loans are eventually repaid, which then allows their investors to put their money back in, toward other Kiva-backed causes. So far, more than $152 million has been raised through their COVID-19 Response Fund, and it’s helped more than 228,000 small business owners. Sofia says, quote, “We started thinking it was only going to be a $50 million fund.  [What’s happened is] unbelievable, amazing . . . they’re really making a difference.” –  KIVA. 

Good news here Scott, Alec Baldwin didn’t block you on Twitter again, he deactivated his account…again. After saying the platform is “where all the a holes of the US and beyond go to get their advanced degrees in a holiness”…His wife Hilaria has been called out for the fake name and an accent. So earlier in the week he mentioned actress Gillian Anderson speaking with a perfect American accent during a Golden Globes award but mostly speaking with a British accent lately. Born in Chicago moved to London at age 5. She herself says her accent goes back and forth. 

HBO Max is the most expensive streaming service at $14.99 a month . . . and it’s also one of the newer ones, so really you have to justify another cost on top of what you already had. The CEO of HBO noticed that as well and came out with another tier that’s lower cost but with ads. It should be unveiled later this year, but there aren’t any details on how it’ll work yet. Interestingly, this is the first time a streaming service would be making itself CHEAPER.  Normally its…start with a lower cost and then add more expensive, ad-free tiers. HBO Max will also premiere all of Warner Bros. theatrical releases this year . . . so it wasn’t shocking that it was priced at $14.99. 

One of the many changes made for “Space Jam: A New Legacy” was to adjust the look of Bugs Bunny’s lady friend Lola Bunny. In the original, she’s pretty sexualized . . . wearing short shorts and a tight, white crop top. In this one, she’s dressed more like an actual basketball player.  Director Malcolm D. Lee says, quote, “This is 2021.  It’s important to reflect the authenticity of strong, capable female characters.” 

F9 as in Fast and Furious WAS supposed to come out of Memorial Day weekend and that isn’t happening. Now it looks like June 25th. Minions: The Rise of Gru is now July 1st 2022. 

EDIE FALCO  will play HILLARY CLINTON on FX’s “Impeachment: American Crime Story”.  CLIVE OWEN is playing BILL CLINTON. The cast also includes Beanie Feldstein as Monica Lewinsky, Sarah Paulson as Linda Tripp, Betty Gilpin from “Glow” as Ann Coulter, Billy Eichner as Matt Drudge, and Annaleigh Ashford as Paula Jones. Lewinsky is actually on board as a producer.  Ironically, the show is based on a book by former “New Yorker” and CNN contributor Jeffrey Toobin, who’s currently involved in a sex scandal of his own 

What is the most Meme’d TV show ? It is over 20 years old I believe. Probably 3 movies (2004,2015,2020)  it’s recently been reported that a SpongeBob meme hits the internet every five seconds. Who wants to know more a SpongeBob SquarePants’ friend, Patrick Star. Nickelodeon has ordered a spin-off series, “The Patrick Star Show.” It will be a prequel as we see a younger Patrick who still lives at home with his parents. The series will introduce new characters from Bikini Bottom.  Including a character named Razor Burn. Kidding. Focus. 13 episodes are expected to air before the end of the year.   

How do we feel about the drive in concerts that have happened. Would ya go? Would ya perform in one if you were in a band? These are good things happening right? Tim Commerford who plays the bass for Rage Against the Machine says homie won’t play that 

I know you’ve been waiting MONTHS for this, and it’s finally here:  The International Federation of the Phonographic Industry’s list of the best-selling recording acts of 2020.     Here’s the Top 10: 

  1. BTS 
  1. Taylor Swift 
  1. Drake 
  1. The Weeknd 
  1. Billie Eilish 
  1. Eminem 
  1. Post Malone 
  1. Ariana Grande 
  1. Juice WRLD 
  1. Justin Bieber 

Can you correctly pick each of these bands’ highest-charting ’90s albums? 

To say that “Harry Potter” author J.K. ROWLING offended trans people last year would be a bit of an understatement.  But now, a VIDEO GAME is trying to make amends. “Hogwarts Legacy” will allow users to play as transgender characters.  You’ll be able to customize your character’s voice, gender placement, and body type . . . and choose whether they’re referred to as a witch or wizard. Your character will be assigned a dormitory based on the witch or wizard designation . . . but the look and sound of the character doesn’t have to match the binary definition of either.