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Man Destroys Maxi Pads, Eats Cereal After Entering Stranger’s House – InsideEdition

A Pennsylvania man says he locked all of his windows and doors but woke up to find a stranger sprawled across his kitchen floor who’d destroyed a box of maxi pads. Police told The Altoona Mirror that Brian Smith was arrested Thursday morning, after the homeowner came allegedly downstairs and found Smith sleeping in the kitchen. The 60-year-old also allegedly destroyed a box of facial tissues and had a craving for Krave cereal, which he had munched on. When cops woke Smith up, he allegedly told them he didn’t know where he was.

Remember when R Kelly was paid $22k for a 1-hour nightclub performance in Illinois earlier this month? I know what he DIDN’T do with that money. Put it towards child support. Because he may be jailed again, and soon … after missing child support payments that have already landed him in jail once before. He has missed his last 2 months. He’s required to pay $20,833 a month to his ex. Kelly was jailed in early March after racking up a $161,633 delinquency … this after he was arrested on sexual abuse charges. Kelly was released after he cleared the debt after someone covered his tab. After getting out, Kelly went back to court and asked a judge to lower the $20k amount, claiming he could no longer afford it.  The judge said he’d hear arguments but that won’t happen until May 8. In the meantime, he owes $20k+ a month and it’s clear … the judge means business.

Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli’s decided to plead not guilty to charges of fraud in the college admissions scandal Monday right? Now Lori says she and her husband were told paying to have their kids get in to USC was breaking rules yes but not laws.  They realize how serious the charges are, but feel that once the judge hears their story he will see they had no bad intentions.The pair have been accused of paying $500K to get their daughters into University of Southern California under false pretenses. Ignorance of the law is now excuse right?

Ja Rule who’s extimated net worth is $8 million owes the IRS more than $2 million in back taxes.  They issued Mr Rule an updated lien for back taxes from 2005 through 2008, which amounts to $830,717 for 2005, $353,536 for 2006, $231,775 for 2007 and $172,282 for 2008. Combined with back taxes from income Ja Rule earned in 2014-2016, he now allegedly owes a whopping $2,031,753. As of April 15, Ja Rule has yet to respond to the liens. 

Spoiler alert if you haven’t seen the Motley Crue movie The Dirt yet there is a scene where Ozzy Osbourne snorts a line of ants off the ground while hanging out poolside with members of the Crue during a day off on tour. In the film, a young Ozzy Osbourne — played by Tony Cavalero — holds an impromptu gross-out contest of sorts with Crue bassist Nikki Sixx at a Florida hotel swimming pool in 1984. After exposing himself to some hotel guests, Ozzy asks the Crue for cocaine. Sixx hands over a straw, and Ozzy kneels on the ground and snorts up a crawling line of ants. Jake Lee, who played guitar for Osbourne on the 1984 tour (82-87), said “I was there, and I never saw ants. I was right there. He snorted a little spider. There was a not a trail of f**king ants. Tommy (Lee, Crue drummer) says it, Nikki says it, Ozzy says it — they were f**ked up. I was not . . . I don’t care what the other guys say — there was no ants.” The rest of the scene in the movie features Ozzy urinating on the ground and licking it up, challenging Sixx to do the same. But when Sixx relieves himself, Osbourne kneels down and laps it up first. As for that part of the story, Lee confirmed, “Oh, that was true.”

Someone finally found a crack in the Marvel armor.  Either late Monday or early Tuesday morning, a 5-minute video of SPOILERS for “Avengers: Endgame” and now the world is freaking out. It’s not enough to just NOT WATCH the video if you come upon it.  Because in every nook and cranny of cyberspace, you can potentially run into some sort of content related to it, if not clips of the video itself. A few websites have put together guides to avoiding spoilers.  Here are a few of their tips . . .

1.  Mute certain words or phrases on Twitter.  You know, character names like “Thanos”, words like “infinity” or “gauntlet”, or how about “Avengers: Endgame” itself?

2.  Avoid or mute certain subreddits.  There are specific ones where you’re more likely to find spoilers, but it might be wise to avoid Reddit altogether.

3.  On Facebook, you can mute or snooze certain accounts you might expect to give out spoilers.  You can also install something called “Social Fixer” to mute certain words or phrases.

4.  On social media in general, disable auto-playing videos and close out your DMs.

5.  Don’t read comments sections.

6.  Stay off online gaming.  I know it’s starting to sound extreme, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

“Endgame” directors Joe and Anthony Russo didn’t address the leak.  But they did release a statement yesterday, asking people who see the movie not to spoil it for others.

Twitter is gearing up for Avengers: Endgame.  You are getting 40 new emojis that celebrate almost every single Marvel Cinematic Universe hero. Marvel Studios partnered with pop artist Truck Torrence to create emojis for Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, Black Widow, Thor, and Hawkeye — along with newcomers like the cast of Black Panther, Captain Marvel, and Thanos himself.  One of the only notable missing characters is Vision.  The emoji are available to use now. Avengers: Endgame will be released on April 26th.

I guess this is important to some. But nobody will ever really know how many people have watched a given show or movie on Netflix. But they reportedly planning to test a new system of “Top 10 lists” that will rank shows and movies in particular categories based on how popular they are. It’ll be tested in the U.K. “this quarter” (so within the next few months), and it’s being pitched as an attempt to be “more transparent” with both users and content producers about what people are actually watching. Plus you might feel more obligated to watch, say, Triple Frontier if you know that everybody else is watching it.  Netflix also revealed some (inexact, obviously unconfirmed) viewership numbers, like “52 million member households” watched the Triple Frontier.. Of course, Netflix saying that 52 million people watched Triple Frontier is effectively the exact same as saying “Trust us, Triple Frontier is really popular!” but maybe having more actual numbers (and ranking systems) will make investors feel good. That’s the most important thing anyway.

While Hellboy hasn’t set the box office on fire after just $12 million in its opening weekend, its star Milla Jovovich is still loving it. She shared her thoughts on social media, writing in part: “All I’m gonna say before going to bed is this: All my raddest films have been slammed by critics. … Dazed and Confused? Seriously? Classic movie. The Fifth Element!… Zoolander? Slammed. Joan of Arc? Disaster. Resident Evil? Let’s not even go there. Anyway, every one of those films is now a cult classic. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.”

Ever wanted to meet someone on a reality show? REALITYCON, and it’s being put together by MTV, which is fitting, since they kicked off the reality TV phenomenon with “The Real World” back in the ’90s. The event will bring together stars, producers, and staffers from some of the biggest reality shows of all time . . . including “The Real World”“Survivor”“The Real Housewives”“Jersey Shore” . . .“The Bachelor”“Big Brother”“The Hills”“The Challenge”“Love & Hip Hop”“Mob Wives”“RuPaul’s Drag Race”, and “Duck Dynasty”.

Tool and A Perfect Circle vocalist Maynard James Keenan is set to appear in an episode of Sammy Hagar‘s Rock & Roll Road Trip With Sammy Hagar this summer. Keenan will appear alongside fellow guest Guy Fieri on an episode dubbed “Tool’n Around In Flavortown.” That episode will air on AXS TV on July 7th. The new Tool album is due out sometime this summer.

BIRTHDAYS

Victoria Beckham is 45.  Posh Spice.

Jennifer Garner is 47.

Redman is 49.  Dazzling urbanite who LOVES reefer cigarettes.

Adam McKay is 51

“Boomer” Esiason is 58

And today’s BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY…He’s a WWE Hall of Famer, and actually we JUST talked about his movie “They Live” the other day…he’s here to chew bubble gum and kick ass…and he’s all outta bubblegum.  Rowdy Roddy Piper would have been 65 years young today. 

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PORNO BIRTHDAY

VERONICA RICCI

Today’s birthday girl has had her legs open more than a bowlegged goalie in 71 fine films including:

  • Bondage: Code Red
  • Forced To Strip
  • Girls Who Love Girls Who Want Girls
  • I Like It Here I Like it There
  • The Naked Workout
  • Stories About My Slut Sister
  • And who could forget…her unforgettable role in….Listen, Just Gag Me And Get It Over With

VERONICA RICCI IS 31 YEARS OLD

It took some extra hockey last night at Enterprise Center, but the Jets ended up with the win in Game 4 as they scored just over 6 minutes into overtime.  Vladimir Tarasenko kicked off the scoring in the 3rd period.  His goal was met by a goal from the Jets under 7 minutes later.  The game went into overtime and Winnipeg’s Kyle Connor scored to seal things for the Jets.  The two teams are off today but head back up to Winnipeg for Game 5 of their series tied up at 2 games a piece.  Puck drops on Friday at 7:30PM.

Elsewhere around the league…we saw the first exits of the Stanley Cup playoffs last night.  The Islanders completed the 4 game sweep of the Pittsburgh Penguins…and…the President Trophy winners…the Tampa Bay Lightning…done.  They were swept by the Columbus Blue Jackets after their 7-3 win last night.  The other playoff game had the Golden Knights beating the Sharks and going up 3-1 in that series. 

Tonight, the Bruins and Maple Leafs play game 4 with Toronto up 2-1.  The Predators are up 2-1 and they play the Stars tonight…and the Flames and Avalanche play the late game with Colorado up 2 games to 1. 

A couple of ANOTHERS here in the world of baseball…The Cardinals dropped ANOTHER game against the Milwaukee Brewer’s last night.  Marcel Ozuna hit ANOTHER bomb in the loss…and Christian Yelich also hit ANOTHER homer for the Brewers.  Jack Flaherty picked up the loss…A little Wednesday afternoon baseball today.  12:40PM first pitch…Michael Wacha gets the start.

The Rays placed ace Blake Snell on the 10-day injured list on Tuesday with a fractured toe. While it’s not uncommon for players to suffer injuries during the long season, Snell broke the fourth toe on his right foot in a weird, weird, way— he was moving a granite decorative stand in his bathroom. Snell told reporters that he got out of the shower at home on Sunday night and decided to move the stand. Unfortunately, he didn’t realize the stand came in pieces.  Snell, the reigning American League Cy Young Award winner, called the incident “really dumb” and said it’s the first time he’s ever broken a bone.

This was wild.  During the Reds/Dodgers game on Monday Night, Luis Castillo was pitching for the Reds.  He came up to bat…and hit a shot into right field.  But for some reason, he just didn’t even run.  Some say its because his broken bat distracted him, some say he thought the ball was foul, but, regardless of the reason, it’s crazy.  Here the audio of the whole thing going down.  

The New England Patriots added some veteran depth at wide receiver on Tuesday. The team announced that it has agreed to a deal with Demaryius Thomas, a longtime member of the Denver Broncos. The one-year contract is worth up to $6 million. In New England, Thomas will reunite with Josh McDaniels, the head coach who drafted him out of Georgia Tech back in 2010. McDaniels is in his second stint as New England’s offensive coordinator. Thomas, who visited the Pats last week, had some big years with the Broncos, including a span of five straight seasons with at least 90 catches and 1,000 yards. Overall, the 31-year-old Thomas, a five-time Pro Bowler, has 688 catches for 9,330 yards and 62 touchdowns in his career.

Major League Baseball is investigating a racist Instagram message that was sent to Chicago Cubs reliever Carl Edwards Jr. around the time he was demoted to Triple-A. Edwards, 27, has struggled on the mound this season, racking up a 32.40 ERA in just 1 2/3 innings. The Cubs demoted him on April 6 so he could have some time to clear his head and hit the reset button. The Cubs released a statement about the incident “We were shocked by the racist, profanity-laced social media message sent to Carl Edwards Jr. earlier this month. We condemn the content of the message and are supporting Major League Baseball’s investigation to identify the person responsible. In a sport that celebrates diversity and unites people from all backgrounds, we are appalled anyone claiming to be a fan would send divisive and bigoted insults to a player.” Despite the hate-filled message he received, Edwards still has a lot of confidence in his arm and his talent.  Just before he was sent down he said “I’m a great baseball player. I’m just going through a rough patch right now. It’s like a storm.”

Concert Calendar

UPCOMING
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