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A Teacher’s Aide Asked a Middle Schooler to Move His Truck, and They Hit Three School Buses – LINK

83-year-old woman arrested for Waverly bank robbery – LINK

Nursing grad stops to help at ‘horrific’ crash — only to have her own car stolen – LINK

A Couple Was Given the Wrong Hotel Room Key, so They Went in and Stole Stuff – LINK

Northeast Philly Catholic school accidentally sold Mother’s Day flowers stuffed with thongs – LINK

The Mega Millions Host Said the Wrong Number, and It Caused a Big Snafu – LINK

A Woman Tried to Frame Her Husband by Putting Child Pornography on His Phone – LINK

A man died of a heart attack while burying a woman he killed, S.C. sheriff says – LINK




GENE HACKMAN hasn’t acted since the 2004 movie “Welcome to Mooseport”.  At 92 years old, he’s enjoying his retirement in Santa Fe, New Mexico . . . and writing novels But he recently ventured out for an event called “Broadway Confidential”, where he snapped a picture with former “Saturday Night Live” star Ana Gasteyer and Sirius XM host Seth Rudetsky He looked happy and healthy, and somehow, I found this the most fantastic way to start my weekend (LINK)

37 year old KELLY OSBOURNE and her boyfriend, SLIPKNOT member SID WILSON, are expecting their first child 

Norm Macdonald secretly recorded a run-through of a planned stand-up special shortly before his death — and it is coming to Netflix. The existence of the previously unseen footage was revealed Wednesday by fellow funnyman David Spade, eight months on from the “Saturday Night Live” star’s untimely passing. “I definitely cried,” Spade stated, saying he saw the footage alongside five of Macdonald’s closest friends following a belated memorial service (LINK) in Los Angeles last weekend. On Thursday, Netflix announced that the hour-long stand-up — titled “Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special” — will premiere May 30 on the streaming network. The show was “self-taped in the comedian’s home,” according to the streamer. 

The amount of people claiming to have been injured at last November’s Astroworld Festival is staggering.   According to court documents filed this week, attorneys for victims claim nearly 5,000 concertgoers suffered some sort of injury.   The filing says 732 claims were linked to severe injuries, 1,649 were less extreme, and 2,540 are still under question. Add it all up and there are over 4,900 people who said they were hurt.    Over 50,000 people attended the Astroworld festival in Houston last year. Ten people were killed due to the crowd crush while Travis Scott was performing

The estate of late icon David Bowie has put the rockstar’s yacht up for sale and it could be yours – for roughly $1.5 million.  The 1974 Benetti has six guest cabins, plus five cabins available for seven total crew members. Each guest room is equipped with a TV, DVD player, and an ensuite bathroom. Bowie’s estate has sold several high-end items since his passing, including his NYC apartment back in 2017 for $6.5 million. 

Videos of Jon Bon Jovi and not for any reason he wants.  As Bon Jovi tours the US, concertgoers have been posting performance videos showing the singer struggling to hit notes.  TwinCities.com called Bon Jovi’s recent vocal performance in St. Paul “shockingly poor”.  There’s also been speculation that Bon Jovi’s been lip-syncing during certain songs as he turns his back to the audience.   Now, one vocal coach theorizes what is causing Bon Jovi’s bad vocals – his past COVID infection.  Matt Edwards pointed out that Bon Jovi had to stop singing for two weeks while he battled COVID and that the singer could be dealing with long-term effects from it.

U2 singer Bono will release a new memoir on November 1st called Surrender: 40 Songs, One Story.  Each of the book’s 40 chapters is named after a U2 song.  It will also come with 40 original drawings by Bono.   One moment of focus in Surrender is Bono’s mother, who died four days after collapsing at his father’s funeral in 1987. Her sudden passing is a major factor in driving the frontman towards music.   

Motley Crue’s upcoming summer stadium tour has sold over 1 million concert tickets so far, leading StubHub’s 2022 summer concert boom. The band, along with Def Leppard, Poison and Joan Jett will play 36 stadiums across North America beginning with the first show in Atlanta on July 16th. Ticket prices vary between the costly $229 ticket in Chicago to the more affordable $149 ticket in Buffalo. Get concert details at Motley.com. 

 “This Is Spinal Tap” celebrates its 40th anniversary in 2024 . . . and the band is getting back together for a SEQUEL. Christopher Guest, Michael McKean, and Harry Shearer are all coming back . . . along with Rob Reiner as Marty DiBergi, the documentary filmmaker from the original.  All four of them are writing the script Here’s the premise:  Spinal Tap’s manager dies, and his widow inherits a contract that says the band owes them one more concert.  So she threatens to sue unless they honor it. The problem is, they haven’t been together in years, and there’s, quote, “a lot of bad blood” they have to work through. The movie already has a release date:  March 19th, 2024 (LINK)

ADELE recently bought SYLVESTER STALLONE’s pad for $58 million.  And it came with an interesting perk:  A Rocky statue standing on the edge of the massive swimming pool. Yes, Stallone had a poolside Rocky statue, and now Adele has a poolside Rocky statue . . . because it’s still there.  That doesn’t necessarily mean she’s keeping it, though. In addition to the statue, the house also has a gym, sauna, steam room, infinity pool, cigar room, screening room, bar, art studio, and two-story guest house. It’s in a gated community with neighbors including Denzel Washington, Magic Johnson, Justin Bieber, and Lisa Vanderpump. 

Millennials do you remember some of your childhood crushes from movies or TV shows?  The subject recently came up on Reddit (LINK), so let’s discuss.  (Millennials are those born between 1981 and 1996.) 

  1. Kimberly the Pink Ranger on “Mighty Morphin Power Rangers”. 
  1. Devon Sawaas Casper the Friendly Ghost in human form or Christina Ricci in “Casper”. 
  1. Danielle Fishelas Topanga and Rider Strong as Shawn on “Boy Meets World”. 
  1. Brendan Fraserin “The Mummy” or “George of the Jungle”. 
  1. Sarah Michelle Gellaras Buffy and James Marsters as Spike on “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”. 
  1. Mark-Paul Gosselaaras Zack Morris and Tiffani Thiessen as Kelly Kapowski on “Saved by the Bell”. 
  1. Denise Richardsas Carmen in “Starship Troopers” and “Wild Things”. 
  1. Lola Bunny in “Space Jam”. 
  1. Jonathan Taylor Thomasas Randy on “Home Improvement”. 
  1. Leonardo DiCaprioin “Titanic” and “Romeo + Juliet”. 

TV networks don’t officially unveil their schedules until next week, but as usual, they announced several cancelations, renewals, and new shows early.  

NBC has canceled (LINK) “Kenan”, “Mr. Mayor”, and “The Endgame”.  They’re also not going ahead with “Hungry”, a comedy that Demi Lovato was developing with Ariel Winter in the lead. 

CBS bye bye “Magnum P.I.”, “B Positive”, “United States of Al”, “Good Sam”, and “How We Roll”.  “Magnum” will probably be the highest-rated show canceled this year, with 7.4 million weekly viewers. 

The CW is getting rid of (LINK) “Charmed”, “Dynasty”, “Roswell, New Mexico”, “The 4400”, and “Naomi”.  They also dumped the “Vampire Diaries” spinoff “Legacies”.  They had already canceled “Batwoman” and “Legends of Tomorrow” last month. 

CW shows we KNOW are returning are “All American”, “The Flash”, “Kung Fu, Nancy Drew”, “Riverdale”, “Superman & Lois”, Walker, and “All American: Homecoming”. The CW added three new shows for the coming season:  “Gotham Knights”, “Walker: Independence” and the “Supernatural” prequel series, “The Winchesters”. And in streaming news, Peacock is developing (LINK) a series based on the 1994 Gen-X drama “Reality Bites” . . . which starred Winona Ryder, Ben Stiller, Ethan Hawke, and Janeane Garofalo.


Country singer Morgan Wallen is 29.

New Jersey Devil’s defenseman P. K. Subban is 33.

The new Batman, Robert Pattinson is 36.

Rapper Pusha T is 45.

Former Guns N Roses guitarist Buckethead is 53.

Darius Rucker from Hootie and the Blowfish is 56.

Stephen Colbert is 58.

The Worm, Dennis Rodman is 61.

Stevie Wonder is 72.

Harvey Keitel is 83.

And on Saturday

Rob Gronkowski turns 33.

Billionaire Mark Zuckerberg turns 38.

Cate Blanchett turns 53.

George Lucas turns 78.

And on Sunday

Where’s the suit Ray Lewis turns 47

Emmitt Smith turns 53.

Remember back when people thought using too much pine tar was the best way to cheat your way to hitting home runs? George Brett turns 69

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Tommy Gunn

Today’s birthday HE-WHORE has been in a whopping 2,996 fine films, including:

  • The Accidental Hooker
  • All Night at the DDD Diner
  • Angelic Asses 5 & 6
  • Big Booty Hoes
  • Boffing the Babysitter 22 & 25
  • Chop Shop Chicas
  • Crack Addict 3
  • Dirty Over 30
  • Gazongas 14
  • In Pursuit of Pleasure
  • Mommy, You and Me Make 3
  • And who can forget his role in 2011’s Butler, Take me to Bonerville

Tommy Gunn is 55 years old!

Sports Report 1

Last night it was Game 6 between the Blues and the Wild at Enterprise Center.  And, if the Blues got the win, they move on to round 2.  Nick Leddy started the scoring for the Blues and he was followed by Ryan O’Reilly….and Tyler Bozak…and Vladi Tarasenko.  The Wild DID score in the 3rd, but an empty netter by Colton Parayko was nailed to seal the deal…Blues win 5-1.  Blues win the series 4-2.  Now, the Blues will face the Avalanche in the 2nd round.  We aren’t 100% sure yet, but it looks like the series COULD start as early as Monday in Colorado.

The Bruins avoided elimination and forced a game 7 against Carolina, the Oilers force a game 7 against the Kings….and it took OT but the Lightning did the same against Toronto.  Tonight, another chance for the Penguins to knockout the Rangers, the Panthers have a chance to eliminate the Capitals, and the Flames can move on with a win against the Stars.

Yesterday at Busch the Cardinals lost to the Orioles 3-2.  Despite Dylan Carlson’s solo homer and Stephen Matz’s pretty impressive day on the mound – including 7 strike outs – it was one pitch that pretty much did the Cards in.  Tonight the Cards host the Giants.  Jordan Hicks is scheduled to get the start. First pitch is scheduled for 7:15PM.

On Wednesday, Minnesota Twins pitcher YENNIER CANO took the mound to make his Major League debut . . . and proceeded to make history.  But not necessarily in a good way. Cano threw his warmup pitches, then looked at his catcher for a sign and stepped on the rubber.  But before he could throw his first official pitch, lightning flashed, and a rain delay was called.  The game was never restarted. So Cano became only the second player in MLB history to be an official pitcher of record . . . without throwing even a single pitch to an opponent. The first was LARRY YOUNT.  In 1971, he took the mound for the Houston Astros, but he injured his elbow during his warmup pitches and had to be taken out. It ended up being Larry’s ONLY Major League appearance.

The Miami Heat are moving on to the Eastern Conference Finals.  They eliminated the 76ers last night.  The Mavs survived and force a game 7 against the Suns.  Today, the Bucks can knock out Boston and the Warriors can eliminate the Grizzlies.

As the NBA concludes its 75th season, the league has introduced new awards for the playoffs.  Starting this year, the NBA will give MVP awards for the conference finals.  The awards will be named after Magic Johnson for the Western Conference and Larry Bird for the Eastern Conference. Both Hall of Famers helped revolutionize the league in the 1980s.  The Conference Finals trophies will honor basketball legends Bob Cousy and Oscar Robertson. Finally, the iconic NBA Finals trophy will get a makeover. One of the biggest changes to the Larry O’Brien trophy is the etching of past champions on the base. The first 75 champions will appear on the top level of the base, while future champions will be listed on the bottom base.

The NFL will open its 2022 season where the final game of last season kicked off — in SoFi Stadium, as the Super Bowl champion Los Angeles Rams host the Buffalo Bills on Sept. 8. The Monday Night Football opener offers an intriguing storyline — Russell Wilson making his Denver Broncos debut against his old team, the Seattle Seahawks. Wilson guided the Seahawks to two Super Bowl appearances and nine winning seasons over 10 years. Other key Week 1 matchups include the Buccaneers at the Cowboys on Sunday night, a rematch of last season’s Thursday night opener; the Chargers hosting the Raiders; the Bengals at the Steelers, and the Chiefs making the trip west to play the Cardinals.  You can see the link to the full 2022 NFL schedule there —> (LINK)

Broncos receiver Jerry Jeudy is in police custody after being arrested yesterday in Colorado. 23 year old Jeudy, is being held at the Arapahoe County jail on charges of “second degree criminal tampering w/a domestic violence enhancer.” The violations are considered to be a misdemeanor; Jeudy is currently on a no bond hold, meaning he will have to appear in front of a judge before he can be released. The domestic violence enhancer includes language pertaining to property, when it is withheld and used as a method of coercion.  The woman was wanting to leave a residence and couldn’t because she couldn’t access her property, which was allegedly locked in a vehicle. Jeudy wouldn’t allow her access to the items.

After stunning the horse racing world with a Kentucky Derby win no one saw coming, Rich Strike will sit out the Preakness Stakes and instead focus on preparing for the Belmont Stakes. The Preakness, the second leg of the Triple Crown, will be run on May 21 in Baltimore. The Belmont will be held at Belmont Park in Elmont, New York, on June 11