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The top surgical glove company in the world, which is actually called Top Glove and is based out of Malaysia, is closing more than half its factories . . . after more than 1,000 employees tested positive for coronavirus.

More news to be cautiously optimistic about on the testing and vaccine front:  The FDA has cleared the first at-home test that gives you results in 30 minutes . . . and Pfizer’s vaccine was 95% effective in clinical trials with no serious side effects.

The big AstraZeneca vaccine trial had to hit pause last week after one person may have had a bad reaction.  But they’re already back up and running.  They decided it’s still safe, and the trial resumed on Saturday.  So it shouldn’t cause a big delay.

Covid: Vaccination will be required to fly, says Qantas chief – BBC

Ahead of Thanksgiving, U.S. gas prices lowest in 5 years – UPI

Vegan Diets Tied to Higher Bone Fracture Risk – WebMD

A Guy Fills Out Formal Paperwork for a Coronavirus Lockdown Pass . . . To Go “Smash a Guy’s Face In” – TheGuardian

Do You Hide a Secret Stash of Money from Your Partner? – SWNSDigital

A Man Goes to the Doctor for Depression Over His Wife’s Affair . . . Turns Out the Affair Was with the Doctor – OregonLive

Are You Counting Down the Days to 2021? – People

Golden Knights player lands $6M mansion in Summerlin – ReviewJournal

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You’ve heard the term melting faces when talking about a rock show. No shock here but KISS is going to attempt to set a Guinness World Record for the biggest-ever pyro display during their $10 million, COVID-safe New Years Eve livestream in Dubai. Thousands of Atlantis Hotel guests will watch from their distant balconies as KISS makes “a big resounding noise and shakes the heavens” with at least $1 million worth of pyro across a massive, 250-foot stage. $750,000 is being spent on 6,000 Coronavirus tests for the 400 people working on the concert production.  KISS’ manager, Doc McGhee, told Rolling Stone that strict COVID-safety measures are in place, adding “The last thing we want to be known as is the band that infected the f***ing world.” Tickets for KISS’ massive New Years Eve livestream start at $39 at kiss2020goodbye.com  

Sober MILEY CYRUS got un sober, but she’s two weeks sober again. During an interview with Apple Music, she said, quote, “I don’t have a problem with drinking.  I have a problem with the decisions I make [when I drink too much].” Miley turned 28 yesterday.  And it was important to her to get sober at 27, an age when we’ve lost so many rock stars, including Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse, Jimi Hendrix, and Janis Joplin. She said, quote, “It’s a very pivotal time.  You go into that next chapter or this is it for you.   

“Jeopardy!” hasn’t named a successor for ALEX TREBEK, but KEN JENNINGS might have a shot at it. “Jeopardy!” will resume production on November 30th, with guest hosts for the time being.  Ken is up first. The show will end 2020 by replaying some of Alex’s best episodes . . . and they’re airing his final week of episodes starting on January 4th.  The episodes that Ken will film next week will air later in January. 

Good news! Weatherman Al Roker returned to Monday’s “TODAY” show two weeks after he announced his prostate cancer diagnosis and surgery. He was glad to get the catheter out. Here is a little something he shared.   Just a little something he may be doing next time you see him.

Dolly Parton, Kelly Clarkson, Goo Goo Dolls, Earth, Wind & Fire, Jimmy Fallon, Gwen Stefani and Meghan Trainor and a bunch more are doing NBC’s Christmas in Rockefeller Center special on Dec. 2. During the show viewers will have the opportunity to donate to Red Nose Day in support of children and families facing hunger and food insecurity.

The director who didn’t realize he was unmuted while talking with actor Lukas Gage(American Vandal and Euphoria) during a Zoom audition is Tristram Shapeero,a British TV director best known for directing episodes of “Community,” “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” and “Veep”. Shapeero — who apparently thought he was muted — is heard saying this. Even though he apologized at the moment he isn’t sorry now. He says a statement will be coming soon. Speaking of statements this Lukas Gage posted the clip saying … “psa: if youre a sh*t talking director make sure to mute ur mic on zoom mtgings.”

Hulu’s “Animaniacs” revival seems to have taken a shot at JOHNNY DEPP . . . relating to his he-said / she-said legal battles with his ex, AMBER HEARD. It came during a song called “Reboot It”, which mocked Hollywood’s lack of originality.  They mentioned sequels, and showed a fake movie poster with Johnny that said, quote, “Johnny 2:  Telling Lies.” If it was meant as a shot at Johnny, it didn’t go over well with his fans, and the hashtag #BoycottWarnerBrothers started trending. There’s no comment from anyone at the show, but some people argue that it’s a reference to the children’s nursery rhyme-turned-meme, “Johny, Johny Yes Papa“.  They say the episode was written back in 2018, and that meme was popular back then.  But Johnny and Amber have been going at it since 2016, so it’s still possible that it had to do with the abuse allegations. 

Neil Patrick Harris was cast in that Nicolas Cage satire The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent alongside Cage, who plays himself. Harris will play Cage’s talent agent. It follows a fictionalized Cage who is creatively unfulfilled and facing financial ruin. He accepts a $1 million offer to attend the birthday of a super fan. When things take a wildly dangerous turn, Cage is forced to live up to his own legend, channeling his most iconic and beloved onscreen characters in order to save himself and his loved ones. With a career built for this very moment, the iconic Academy Award-winning actor must take on the role of a lifetime: himself. Harris is in The Matrix 4 which comes out December 22nd of 2021 

KRISTEN STEWART is part of the LGBTQ community, but she’s not sure it’s a BAD idea for straight people to play LGBTQ roles. She says, quote, “I would never want to tell a story that really should be told by somebody who’s lived that experience.  Having said that, it’s a slippery slope conversation because that means I could never play another straight character.” She adds, quote, “If you’re telling a story about a community and they’re not welcoming to you, then [eff] off.  But if they are, and you’re becoming an ally . . . there’s nothing wrong with . . . helping each other tell stories.” And here’s the exclamation point:  “My answer is [effing] think about what you’re doing!  And don’t be an [A-hole].” 

Actress and model CARA DELEVINGNE can now add a new line to her resumé:  Sex Toy Manufacturer.  Cara just became co-owner of the Lora DiCarlo sex tech company, alongside its founder, Lora DiCarlo. Cara actually reached out to Lora first, and she says, quote, “This means more to me than any job I’ve ever done . . . I’m not just doing this to do it, I want to help to solve problems . . .”Giving yourself the freedom to give yourself pleasure became quite a hard thing.  Especially around times with so much uncertainty and fear, like right now, that compounds . . .”It’s so important, to start a dialogue not only about the good sides of it, but also about the fears and about the insecurities.  Because everyone has them.” 

The chess drama “The Queen’s Gambit” has been HUGE for Netflix since premiering last month.  In fact, it’s already their top scripted limited series EVER. Netflix says 62 million accounts worldwide have watched at least some of it. So a lot of people are being introduced to its star ANYA TAYLOR-JOY.  And in a new interview, she says that she doesn’t consider herself attractive. She said, quote, “I have never and I don’t think I will ever think of myself as beautiful.  I don’t think I’m beautiful enough to be in films. “It sounds pathetic . . . but I just think I’m weird-looking. “I won’t go to the cinema to watch my own film, I’ll watch it before.  The beauty of being in your own skin is that you don’t have to look at your own face.” This isn’t Anya’s first role.  She was also in the horror movie “The Witch” . . . the thrillers “Split” and “Glass” . . . and she’s also “Majik” in “The New Mutants”. 

JOHNNY ROTTEN from the SEX PISTOLS has befriended the squirrels at his Los Angeles home.  He feeds them, lets them inside, and even allows them to “nudge up” to him if they want to. Unfortunately, squirrels get fleas . . . and they’ve passed them on to Johnny. He says, quote, “I looked down there this morning at my willy and there’s [an effing] flea bite on it.  And there’s another one on the inside of my leg.” He adds, quote, “The bites, wow, last night was murder because of it.  The itching too.  It’s such a poxy thing to get caught out on. “The only way around it, because I’m not going to blame the poor little squirrels, is to Vaseline my legs.  I just hope they don’t get the wrong idea.”

BIRTHDAYS

Sarah Hyland is 30.

Retired wrestler Beth Phoenix is 40.

Katherine Heigl is 42.

Colin Hanks is 43.

Billy Connolly is 78.

Pete Best is 79.

Oscar Robertson is 82.  NBA point-guard legend.

Today’s BURTON BIRTHDAY of the DAY….he hasn’t been with us for quite some time.  He actually died back in 1850.  Some say he was one of the most forgettable presidents in history has he made almost zero progress in the country while he was president.  He was after Polk and before Fillmore…the 12th president of the United States…Zachary Taylor…would have been 236 years old today. 

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PORNO BIRTHDAY

LICHELLE MARIE

Today’s birthday girl has had more men split her than a wishbone in 87 fine films including:

  • The Ass Parade Volume 19
  • Big Sausage Pizza
  • Horny Joe’s Gym
  • Borrow Dat Babe
  • Double Decker Sandwich
  • Open Leg Policy
  • Unbelievably A Secretary
  • Bits Ahoy
  • And who could forget…her unforgettable role in…Lichelle’s Stained Feet.

Lichelle Marie is 39 YEARS OLD

 

 

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Cardinals pitcher Carlos Martinez is making headlines away from the field.

On Monday, pictures and videos began to surface on social media of Martinez participating in a large gathering in the Dominican Republic where he was not complying with the country’s COVID-19 protocols which included social distancing and wearing masks. An MLB insider said on Twitter that Martinez had been taken into custody by Dominican police for violating these rules. The Cardinals have responded in a statement saying it is their understanding that Martinez was never arrested, and there are no pending legal charges against him. Here is the Cardinals entire statement: “The St. Louis Cardinals were informed earlier today that Carlos Martínez had participated in a public gathering event this past weekend in the Dominican Republic. We are currently gathering details from this event, but it is our understanding that Carlos was not arrested nor are there any pending legal charges against him. Certainly, we would not condone anyone from our organization knowingly violating community laws or health regulations.”

Baseball fans, rejoice. Major League Baseball announced Monday the new date for the “Field of Dreams” game between the White Sox and Yankees.

The two teams will take the field at Lansing Family Farm, known as the “Field of Dreams” movie site, in Dyersville, Iowa, on Aug. 12, 2021.

The game, which will be televised on FOX, will be the first MLB game ever played in the state of Iowa.

Last night a late comeback by Tom Brady and the Bucs was stopped by the Rams defense has Brady was picked off pretty much to seal the deal.  The final score was 27-24…which means…our good buddy Moon will be getting shot today.  Don’t forget – 3 Thursday games this week so make your picks at 1057thepoint.com/picks.

Monday’s game between the Los Angeles Rams and Tampa Bay Buccaneers featured the first all-Black officiating crew in NFL history. Troy Vincent, NFL executive vice president of football operations, said last week that the league went out of its way to bring the various officials together to send a message. “This historic Week 11 crew is a testament to the countless and immeasurable contributions of Black officials to the game, their exemplary performance, and to the power of inclusion that is the hallmark of this great game.”

Saturday’s football game between Arkansas and Missouri has been postponed following positive COVID-19 tests among the Razorbacks. Missouri will now host Vanderbilt on Saturday, providing a rescheduled date for their Oct. 17 game that was postponed because of COVID-19 issues within the Vanderbilt program. The SEC said it will look into rescheduling Arkansas vs. Missouri and Tennessee vs. Vanderbilt.

The NFL updated its COVID-19 protocols to require players to use face masks on the sideline when they aren’t wearing their helmet or entering a game. The new rules will begin in Week 12, starting with the league’s three Thanksgiving Day games. The NFL said players who don’t follow the new mask guidelines could face discipline: “Clubs are required to enforce these rules. Violations by players and/or staff will result in accountability measures being imposed upon the Club. It is strongly recommended that each Club designate one or two individuals in the Bench Area to ensure compliance with these rules.”

Cincinnati Bengals rookie quarterback Joe Burrow injured multiple ligaments in his left knee on Sunday. An MRI showed Burrow tore his ACL and MCL and suffered other structural issues. Bengals coach Zac Taylor would not confirm the extent of the knee damage but said that Burrow will be out for the remainder of the 2020 season. In a tweet Sunday afternoon, Burrow said, “See ya next year,” suggesting his 2020 season was done. Cincinnati officially placed this year’s top overall draft pick on injured reserve Monday. Knee injuries of this nature usually sideline players anywhere from nine to 12 months, though each player heals and rehabs differently. But Burrow’s status for the start of next season is now in question.

UConn women’s basketball temporarily suspended team activities for at least 14 days Monday after a member of the program tested positive for COVID-19.

The No. 3-ranked Huskies will resume play when it is deemed safe by medical personnel. As a result, UConn won’t take part in the Basketball Hall of Fame Women’s Challenge, which is scheduled for this weekend at Mohegan Sun Arena in Uncasville, Connecticut. No. 6 Mississippi State, Quinnipiac and Maine are the other teams scheduled to participate in the event, the status of which wasn’t known as of Monday night.Duke’s 2019-20 season ended early due to the COVID-19 pandemic, and the 2020-21 season will start later than expected for the same reason. Duke has announced that Wednesday night’s season opening men’s basketball game versus Gardner-Webb has been postponed. The determination was made Monday morning after consultation with Duke Athletics’ medical personnel.  This postponement comes following a positive COVID-19 test within the Gardner-Webb program. The teams may look to make up the game at a later date should schedules permit. No date was immediately announced.