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A Mall’s Easter Bunny Actor Had to Be Tased by Police – LINK

Gerber baby contest 2022: The search for the next face of Gerber has begun – LINK

56% of Americans Don’t Know When the Tax Filing Deadline Is – LINK

Doctors fish out more than a dozen tiny maggots from man’s eye – LINK

Walmart offers drivers $110,000 starting pay amid trucker shortage – LINK

Thanks to the Bird Flu, Egg Prices Continue to Rise Just in Time for Easter – LINK

Major Cheese Heist Puts Dutch Dairy Farmers on Alert – LINK

Google’s New Search Feature Lets You Take a Photo of Something, Then Ask Questions About It – LINK



BRITNEY SPEARS and husband (?)Sam Asghari are having a baby…I think. Or she just gotta go potty. In a typically confusing Instagram post she said, quote, “I lost so much weight to go on my Maui trip only to gain it back . . . My husband said ‘No you’re food pregnant silly!!!’  So I got a pregnancy test . . . and uhhhhh well . . . I am having a baby.” But then she added, quote, “4 days later I got a little more food pregnant.  It’s growing!!!  If 2 are in there . . . I might just [lose] it . . .”I obviously won’t be going out as much due to the paps getting their money shot of me like they unfortunately already have.” Then she said, quote, “It’s hard because when I was pregnant I had perinatal depression . . . I have to say it is absolutely horrible.  This time I will be doing yoga every day!!!  Spreading lots of joy and love.” Then her boyfriend/husband Sam posted a picture of two lions with their cub, and said, quote, “Fatherhood is something I have always looked forward to and I don’t take lightly.  It is the most important job I will ever do.”  So yeah, it sounds like a baby’s coming. 

BILLY RAY CYRUS’ wife TISH has filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences.  They’ve been married for more than 28 years. This is the THIRD time one of them has threatened to end things.  Billy Ray filed for divorce in 2010, but withdrew his petition a few months later. Tish filed in 2013, but again, they decided to reconcile. Billy Ray and Tish married in 1993.  They have five adult children:  Daughters Miley, Noah, and Brandi, and sons Trace and Braison. Brandi and Trace aren’t Billy Ray’s biological children, but he adopted them when he married Tish. Billy Ray is 60, and Tish is 54 (LINK)

SIMON COWELL looks a bit . . . different. I didn’t notice until side by sides from last year to this. Well, here’s why he looked different.  He is DONE pumping his face with Botox.  Simon said he was looking, quote “like something out a horror film.”  He said even his eight-year-old son Eric was in hysterics over his face. Quote, “There was a stage where I might have gone a bit too far.  I saw a picture of me from ‘before’ the other day, and didn’t recognize it as me . . . Now I have facials, but nothing too extravagant at the moment.” (LINK)

Someone has isolated audio of all the non-words from a Michael Jackson song. All the grunts, growls, and exclamations. If you didn’t already see this. Can you tell me the MJ song? Smooth Criminal 

Don’t you hate it when a movie SUCKS, and you feel like you’re the only person who knows it?  Well, some writer came up with a list of 10 movies that don’t deserve their popularity. Here they are, along with a synopsis of his reasoning (LINK)

  1. “Avatar”:  Stunning visuals, but not much else. 
  1. “Inception”:  More pretentious than ambitious. 
  1. “The Dark Knight Rises”:  Pales compared to its predecessor. 
  1. “The Blind Side”:  Suffers from a white-savior complex. 
  1. “Shakespeare in Love”:  Didn’t deserve best picture. 
  1. “La La Land”:  Not the modern musical it wanted to be. 
  1. “V for Vendetta”:  Created a famous symbol, not a movie. 
  1. “The King’s Speech”:  So well-made, it’s bland. 
  1. “Rebel Without a Cause”:  Feels superficial. 
  1. “The Blair Witch Project”:  Iconic, but not scary. 

Almost everyone has walked into a Spirit Halloween store at least once during the Halloween season.  After all, there’s over 1,400 locations across the country.  Thanks to all the vacant buildings that allow them to rise from the dead every year. Well, there’s going to be a family movie based on the store called . . . you guessed it . . . “Spirit Halloween”.  CHRISTOPHER LLOYD is in it, and so is RACHEL LEIGH COOK, from “She’s All That” and “Josie and the Pussycats”. It’s going to be about a Spirit Halloween store that pops up in a deserted shopping center (as they do).  But when three middle school friends make a dare to spend the night locked in the store . . . that’s when things get spooky. The store is haunted by an evil spirit who possesses the animatronics, so the kids have to figure out how to survive the night. Filming already completed, but no release date has been announced.  Most likely it’ll be out in time for this year’s Halloween (LINK)

When you like something on Netflix, you give it a thumbs up.  But what if you want to tell Netflix you REALLY, REALLY like it?  Now you can. Netflix started rolling out a DOUBLE THUMBS UP yesterday.  And it helps give them a better idea what you’re into, so they can make more accurate recommendations. Netflix says, quote, “A Thumbs Up still lets us know what you liked, so we use this response to make similar recommendations.  But a Double Thumbs Up tells us what you loved and helps us get even more specific with your recommendations.” 

Larry David’s Curb Your Enthusiasm just aired its eleventh season last year, and it seems like another season is in the works. It has been on air since 2000. With a lot of breaks. At an Emmy panel for Curb, he confirmed there would be another season–though he didn’t specify when. Season 11 just wrapped up in December, and David normally takes long breaks in between seasons, so it’s likely the next season won’t be for a few years. For reference, the break between seasons eight and nine was six years (LINK)

The Batman is in theaters, but will launch on HBO Max on Monday, April 18, and also will air on HBO on Saturday, April 23 at 7PM (LINK)

The Will Ferrell is negotiating a deal to join Margot Robbie in Barbie, Obviosuly about the doll. They already have Ryan Gosling and   Kate McKinnon  Plot details are scarce but sources indicate that there is a meta aspect to the proceedings. Ferrell is said to be playing the CEO of a toy company that may or not be Mattel. The last thing Will Ferrell do was Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga, made by Netflix. He recently appeared in Apple TV’s black comedy The Shrink Next Door with Paul Rudd.

The 1969 Fender Mustang guitar Kurt Cobain used in Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” music video is headed to auction. The guitar will Julien’s Auctions’ upcoming “Music Icons” auction block between May 20-22 at the Hard Rock Cafe in New York. In honor of Mental Health Awareness Month this May, a portion of the auction’s proceeds will benefit the “Kicking the Stigma” initiative founded by the family of Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsa.  The initiative raises awareness on mental health disorders.


Panic at the Disco singer Brendon Urie is 35.

Actress and model Brooklyn Decker is 35.

Claire Danes is 43.

Shannen Doherty from 90210 is 51.

311’s Nick Hexum is 52.

Everclear singer Art Alexakis is 60

Country singer Vince Gill is 65.

Actor Andy Garcia is 66.

David Letterman is 75.

Al Bundy from Married… with Children and Jay on Modern Family, Ed O’Neill is 76

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Mandy Bright

Today’s birthday girl has been in 536 fine films, including:

  • All Roads Lead To Pleasure
  • Ass Traffic 34
  • Big Butt Attack 2
  • Born For Porn
  • European Mail Order Brides 4
  • Fast Times at Deep Crack High 11
  • Over 30 And Dirty
  • Rushhour on the Assway
  • Whores Inc. 1
  • And who can forget her role in 2013’s Mother By Day Hooker By Night

Mandy Bright is 44 years old


Yesterday’s afternoon game between the Pirates and Cardinals was postponed because of the rain.  It will be made up as part of a doubleheader later in June.  The Cards now welcome in the Kansas City Royals for a series.  Tonight first pitch is scheduled for 6:45PM and Dakota Hudson will get the start.

Alec Bohm might find it easier in Philadelphia to make up for errors in the field than one with his mouth. The three E-5s were nothing compared to one F-bomb he dropped in frustration. Lip-readers ran wild when cameras caught Bohm having some choice words after his second error. “I f—ing hate this place,” he said. After the game he said: “Look, emotions got the best of me. I said it. Do I mean it? No,” Bohm said. “It’s a frustrating night for me, obviously. … These people, these fans, they just want to win. … I don’t mean that.”

Tonight the Blues are up in Boston for a game against the Bruins.  The Blues have won 5 in a row and look to make it 6 as puck drop is scheduled for 6PM.

The few last hours of the regular season have come and gone… we say good bye to the 2021/22 NBA campaign, where we lived incredible moments, historic feats, big surprises, and a couple of disappointments. The 30 teams have closed their regular seasons, and five, yes FIVE players played the entire 82 games. Basketball Forever shared a graphic showing the five players that have played all of the games. Mikal Bridges, Kevon Looney, Deni Avdija, Saddiq Bey, and Dwight Powell have all played every game in the season.

The Los Angeles Lakers are reportedly expected to part ways with coach Frank Vogel, and roster changes are certain to follow suit around LeBron James. LeBron isn’t getting any younger, but is still an extremely productive player, as he just wrapped up one of the best offensive seasons of his career. One area of the roster that the Lakers are expected to review is point guard, where the Russell Westbook experiment was by-and-large a failure. Westbrook failed to mesh offensively with James and Anthony Davis and was the subject of criticism for falling short of expectations and not adapting well with his new team. If the Lakers were to move Westbrook and his $47 million player option that he is expected to pick up, the Indiana Pacers could emerge as a landing spot.

Tonight the NBA play-in games start.  The Cavs will take on the Nets at 6PM and the Clippers will take on the Timberwolves tonight at 8:30PM.

The Atlanta Dream, who traded up last week to acquire the top overall pick in the 2022 WNBA draft, selected Kentucky guard Rhyne Howard at No. 1. Baylor (LINK)‘s 6-4 forward NaLyssa Smith, the Big 12 Player of the Year the past two seasons, was the No. 2 pick by the Indiana Fever. The top three picks went as expected, as the Mystics selected Ole Miss 6-5 center Shakira Austin at No. 3.

During the WNBA draft last night, Commissioner Cathy Engelbert expressed concern and offered her support for Phoenix Mercury veteran Brittney Griner, who remains detained in Russia. She said: “This is an unimaginable situation for her to be in. She continues to have our full support. Certainly, we’re trying everything we can, every angle, working with her legal representation, her agent, elected leaders, the administration. Just everybody in our ecosystem to try and find ways to get her home safely and as quickly as we can.” Griner was detained (LINK) by the Russian Federal Customs Service at a Moscow airport in February after they allegedly found vape cartridges containing cannabis oil in her luggage. If convicted, she could spend a maximum of 10 years in prison.

The XFL announced on yesterday it is partnering with the NFL Alumni Academy, a training program during the NFL season for players deemed talented enough to potentially play in the league in the future.  The league spokesman put out a statement saying: “The NFL Alumni Academy has found great success over the past two years training and mentoring up-and-coming players and we are collaborating to create another avenue of opportunity for players to showcase their talent.” The XFL and NFL Alumni Academy will combine their “scouting and training expertise to develop the next best players in the game and offer more opportunities to play professional football.”