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Wait . . . What? There’s a Spot in Your Mouth That Can Tell Your Dentist If You’ve Been Doing Naughty Things? – Buzzfeed

49% of people are NOT able to maintain a positive relationship with their former spouse after a divorce.  (Full Story)

Ashley Madison’s List of the Top Cities Looking to Cheat in 2021 – NYPost

Three Women Who Were Being Cheated on By the Same Guy Went on a Cross-Country Road Trip Together – Uproxx

30% of Americans Are Having More Sex Now Than Before the Pandemic – PRNewswire

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HOOSHE OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE – A Florida Man Was Arrested for Fighting an Alligator to ‘Teach It a Lesson’ – TheSmokingGun

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Renowned Vermont hot air balloon pilot falls to death after getting caught under basket: ‘Creative genius’ – Foxnews

Is Tokyo Trying to Keep Olympians from Having Sex . . . By Making Them Sleep on Cardboard Beds? – NYpost

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Rapper and DJ BIZ MARKIE died Friday.  He was 57 years old.  There’s no word on the cause of death, but last year he suffered a stroke and was hospitalized due to complications from Type 2 diabetes. Biz had a Top 10 hit with “Just a Friend” back in 1989.  His career never really reached those heights again, but he kept performing as a rapper, DJ, and human beatbox. He collaborated with everyone from the Beastie Boys, Will Smith, and the Wu-Tang Clan to Kesha, the Flaming Lips, and the Aquabats.  Biz also appeared in several movies and TV shows, including “Men in Black 2”“Black-ish”“SpongeBob SquarePants”“Empire”“In Living Color”“Wild ‘n Out”“Yo Gabba Gabba!”, and “Sharknado 2”. Plus, he won the first season of VH1’s “Celebrity Fit Club”

Investigators are looking into a potential carbon monoxide poisoning on Saturday at the Faster Horses Festival in Brooklyn, Michigan. Three men have died and two are in critical condition after being found unresponsive in their travel trailer at a campground. A friend called 9-1-1 after not hearing from them. The men, all in their early 20s, were unresponsive inside the trailer and given CPR.  There was a generator  near the travel trailer. They are also looking into the death of a 30-year-old woman at Faster Horses,  discovered about 7:30 a.m. that same morning. Michigan State Police are for help identify a subject reportedly seen with the women. The subject is reported as a Black male in his 30s, with short black hair and a short beard wearing a gray hoodie. 

Anyone with information on this incident is instructed to contact Sgt. Daniel Drewyor at 734-819-8192. The 2021 Faster Horses Festival was the largest gathering in Michigan since the COVID-19 pandemic with more than 40,000 people in attendance. Its headliners included Luke Combs, Thomas Rhett and Jason Aldean. 

TANYA TUCKER had emergency hip replacement surgery on Wednesday, so she canceled her weekend shows.  And . . . her July 31st concert in Hinton, Oklahoma has been moved to December 10th. She posted the news on Instagram (link) and said that she’s on track for a “speedy recovery” and will let us know more information when she can.  According to Tanya’s tour page (link), her next show is August 6th in Kansas City.  

BRITNEY SPEARS unloaded on her critics AND her family on Instagram (link) this weekend saying quote, “Take me as I am or kiss my ass, eat [poop] and step on Legos.” “look I’m not gonna be performing on any stages anytime soon with my dad handling what I wear, say, do, or think!!!!”… “I don’t like that my sister showed up at an awards show and performed MY SONGS to remixes!!!!!  (That was the 2017 “Radio Disney Music Awards”.) “This conservatorship killed my dreams . . . so all I have is hope and hope is the only thing in this world that is very hard to kill . . . yet people still try!!!!” And “If you don’t want to see my precious ass dancing in my living room or it’s not up to your standards . . . go read [an effing] book!!!!!” In an earlier post (link) she said, quote, “How dare the people you love the most say anything at all . . . did they even put a hand out to even lift me up at the TIME!!!??? “How dare you make it public that NOW you CARE . . . did you put your hand out when I was drowning????  Again . . . NO.” 

Poor reviews, growing concerns over the Delta variant and new mask mandates (link) in L.A. County that took effect just before midnight on Saturday. (L.A. is the country’s largest moviegoing market. So how did Space Jam 2 do? It only scored the biggest opening for a family title in the pandemic-era. It beat last weeks #1 Black Widow (link)  with a better-than-expected domestic debut of $31.7 million, ($150 million budget) from 3,956 theaters.  Black Widow  had a  67 percent decline, one of the biggest drops ever for a Marvel title, and the worst among the Marvel films released by Disney. The decline underscores that the box office recovery is slow and it is available in the home via Disney+ Premier Access (piracy is another problem).

Production on Bridgertons (link) second season has been stopped for the second time this week following a positive COVID test. No timetable for a return to production. Don’t know whether a cast or crew member contracted the virus, but they are currently isolating. This marks the second shutdown since Thursday, which also saw production halted for 24 hours following a positive COVID test from a crew member. After testing positive, the crew member was isolated while everyone else working on the series was tested. Bridgerton is produced in the U.K. where cases involving the Delta variant of coronavirus are currently surging with over 54,000 as of Saturday (link).

Fox new singing competition show “Alter Ego” will air after “Masked Singer”.  Alanis Morissette, Will I Am and Grimes will be judges. Rocsi Diaz from “106 & Park” will host. Contestants perform as their “dream avatar” using motion capture and visual effects to become the performer they always wanted to be.  So it’s “The Voice”, in that the judges don’t see the actual performers . . . and it’s the “Masked Singer”, because contestants perform in “costume”, although in this case, it’s a DIGITAL costume. . 

GREEN DAY and their coffee company called Oakland Coffee Works are giving away a trip for two to their September 3rd show in L.A. at Dodger Stadium. It’s part of the Hella Mega Tour with WEEZER and FALL OUT BOY. The winner gets two tickets, two round-trip flights, a two-night stay at a luxury hotel, $500 spending cash, AND a gift basket of coffee treats hand-picked by Green Day. You can enter now until August 16th on the Oakland Coffee Works website (link).  Entry is free and you can enter once a day.  

There’s a new game coming out this fall called “Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl”.  It’s a fighting game that’s basically Nintendo’s “Super Smash Brothers”, but with Nickelodeon characters. They include SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy from “SpongeBob SquarePants”, some “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”, Reptar from “Rugrats”, Powdered Toast Man from “Ren & Stimpy”, and Helga from “Hey Arnold!”.

Check out a teaser for the new “Chucky” TV series.

Celebrating a Birthday today:

MMA fighter Jon Jones is 34.

Benedict Cumberbatch is 45.

Comedian Jim Norton is 53.

Nancy Carell is 55. Steve Carell’s wife. She was a correspondent on “The Daily Show” . . . and also played Michael’s girlfriend Carol on “The Office”.

Actor Anthony Edwards is 59. He was Goose in Top Gun.

Comedian Lisa Lampanelli is 60.

Brian May from Queen is 74.

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               Coco Velvett

Today’s birthday girl has been in 166 fine films, including:

– Acupuncture Her

– Armpit Confidential 2

– Beauties And The Beast 1

– Cheer Harder, Slut

– Diesel Dongs 13

– And who can forget her role in 2013’s My Daughter Likes Em Dark 3

Coco Velvett is 42 years old.

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7′ 5″ Chinese 14-Year-Old Zhang Ziyu Is Unstoppable on the Basketball Court – SI

The Cardinals had a weekend series against the Giants to start the second half of their season.  With a 7-2 loss on Friday, the team rebounded with a 3-1 in on Saturday and a 2-1 win yesterday afternoon.  On Sunday, Alex Reyes made history.  He because the first closer to successfully convert 24 saves in a row.  Yes, his first 24 attempts, he picked up the save.  He passed former Twins Closer LaTroy Hawkins to set the Major League Record.  Up next is a series with the Cubs at home.  Jake Woodford gets the start tonight.  First pitch is scheduled for 7:15PM.

Following Saturday’s incident in which a fan threw a baseball from the stands that hit Red Sox outfielder Alex Verdugo, Yankees manager Aaron Boone called for the fan to be thrown in jail. That hasn’t happened, but Major League Baseball stepped in to issue its own form of punishment with a lifetime ban. The Yankees and MLB will bar the fan from attending any MLB ballpark for life. The incident occurred just before the bottom of the sixth inning. Verdugo responded by angrily yelling at the stands as his teammates, umpires and stadium workers figured out who in the outfield threw the ball.  Video shows fans in the stadium pointing out exactly who threw the ball.  The fan was quickly found by security and removed from the ballpark.

The 30 team lists that Seattle can choose from ahead of Wednesday’s expansion draft have been officially revealed by the NHL. Among the most notable names included are Montreal Canadiens starting goaltender Carey Price, Calgary Flames defenseman Mark Giordano and St. Louis Blues forward Vladimir Tarasenko. Teams could protect either seven forwards, three defensemen and a goaltender or four forwards, four defensemen and a goalie.  Here is what your STL Blues decided to do…

Notable Available Players
Sammy Blais (F)
Tyler Bozak (F)
Kyle Clifford (F)
Jacob de la Rose (F)
Mike Hoffman (F)
Mackenzie MacEachern (F)
Zach Sanford (F)
Jaden Schwartz (F)
Vladimir Tarasenko (F)
Robert Bortuzzo (D)
Vince Dunn (D)
Niko Mikkola (D)
Marco Scandella (D)
Ville Husso (G)

Protected
Ivan Barbashev (F)
Jordan Kyrou (F)
Ryan O’Reilly (F)
David Perron (F)
Brayden Schenn (F)
Oskar Sundqvist (F)
Robert Thomas (F)
Justin Faulk (D)
Torey Krug (D)
Colton Parayko (D)
Jordan Binnington (G)

The Milwaukee Bucks are just one win away from becoming NBA Champions.  On Saturday the Bucks picked up the 123-119 win over the Suns in Phoenix.  They can close things out tomorrow night at home.  Tip off is scheduled for 8PM.

Two South African soccer players have become the first athletes inside the Olympic Village to test positive for COVID-19, with the Tokyo Games opening on Friday. Organizers confirmed the positive tests on Sunday but didn’t identify the athletes other than to say they were non-Japanese. The South African Football Association later confirmed there were three COVID-19 cases in its delegation — two players and a video analyst. The South African soccer squad had been quarantined and was waiting for the results of further tests conducted on players and backroom staff on Sunday. South Africa is due to play Japan in its first game of the men’s soccer competition on Thursday at Tokyo Stadium.

Coco Gauff announced that she has withdrawn from the Tokyo Olympics after testing positive for COVID-19.  The 17-year-old was the second-highest ranked women’s player in the U.S. team selected for Tokyo. Gauff is also the youngest player ranked in the WTA Tour top 100.  “I am so disappointed to share the news that I have tested positive for COVID and won’t be able to play in the Olympic Games in Tokyo,” Gauff wrote on Twitter. “It has always been a dream of mine to represent the USA at the Olympics, and I hope there will be many more chances for me to make this come true in the future.”

The U.S. women’s Olympic team was in unfamiliar territory having dropped two exhibition games in a row for the first time in a decade. The Americans rebounded with a strong effort to beat Nigeria 93-62 on Sunday in the final pre-Olympic exhibition tune-up for both teams. On the Men’s side, they had lost to both Nigeria and Australia before picking up their first win.  Yesterday they had a game against Spain and picked up the 83-76 win before heading to Tokyo.   The Men’s first game is Sunday the 25th against France and the Women’s first game is Monday against Nigeria.

Collin Morikawa won the Open golf tournament on Sunday, finishing two shots ahead of Jordan Spieth. The 24-year-old came into the final day of the major a shot behind Louis Oosthuizen, but a run of three straight birdies on the back nine helped propel the American past the South African, who had topped the leaderboard over the tournament’s previous three days. Morikawa produced some steady and brilliant golf to finish 15-under par. In his first appearance at the British major, Morikawa became the first man to win both the PGA Championship and the Open on his debut at the tournaments