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#SexyTimeFunFacts: Loads of people are masturbating to their coworkers. Top 5 Things That Annoyed Us About Our Exes.

A Woman Got an Invoice From a Guy For Their Date After She Never Texted Him Back

This is just some beautiful pettiness right here.

A woman named Amanda Burnett from Indianapolis went on a date with a guy earlier this month.  And afterwards, she GHOSTED him and never texted him back.

Then last week, she got something in the MAIL from him . . . which turned out to be a full INVOICE for their date.

He charged her $10 for a Moscow Mule, $10 for a beer, $14.50 for pulled pork tacos . . . plus a $1.99 processing fee, $2.56 for tax, and 47 cents for shipping and handling.  That took it to a grand total of $39.52.

Amanda thought it was ridiculous and she tweeted a picture of the invoice, which started going viral.  And the next day, the guy TEXTED her to follow up . . . and said he’d send a COLLECTION AGENCY for the money if she didn’t pay.

Anyway, since then, she’s deleted the tweet and set her account to private.  Maybe she wants to make it tougher for the collection agency to track her down?

 

 

How Many People Will You Kiss Before You Find “The One”?

Apparently, by the time you find your soulmate, you’ll have oral herpes.

According to a new study, the average woman will kiss 22 people before they find “the one” . . . and the average man will kiss 25.

Here are some more results from the study:

1.  The average age when you meet the person you’ll settle down with is 27.

2.  And that’s after an average of five relationships that end badly.

3.  You’ll be the one doing the dumping in three of those situations, and you’ll cry after two of them.

4.  And 30% of single people have given up on finding their soulmate, but 45% are still holding out hope. 

 

 

 

The Top Five Things That Annoyed Us About Our Exes

Tomorrow is National Ex-Spouse Day.  As far as unnecessary holidays go, that might be number one.  But it did produce this survey at least . . .

A bunch of divorced people were asked to name the top things that ANNOYED them about their ex when they were together.  Here are the five most common answers . . .

1.  Selective hearing.  Meaning they ignored them or pretended not to hear something if they didn’t like it.

2.  Snoring.

3.  They were a control freak.  That was the number one complaint from men about women.  The top complaint from women was that guys had selective hearing.

4.  They were financially irresponsible.

5.  They avoided household chores.

And one more weird stat.  Only 6% said THEY were the one who wore the pants in their relationship and made most of the decisions.  So essentially, they felt railroaded and blamed the other person for steering their marriage into a brick wall.

 

 

 

20% of Parents Have Been Caught Getting-It-On by Their Kids . . . Here Are the 10 Best Lies They Tell

 It’s traumatizing enough for your kids to accidentally walk in on you getting-it-on . . . do you have to traumatize them even MORE by showing them how bad you are at improv?

A new survey found that 20% of parents have been caught in the act by their kids.  And about a quarter of them just admitted they were having sex.  But two-thirds came up with a quick LIE about what they were doing.  Here are the 10 best ones . . .

1.  We were cuddling.

2.  We were play fighting.

3.  We were tickling each other.

4.  We were just moving around in bed.

5.  We were trying to get out of bed.

6.  We were trying to make each other laugh.

7.  We invented a new sport and we were playing it.

8.  We were having an argument.

9.  We were searching for magic treasure.

10.  We were playing horsey. 

 

 

 

The Top Ten Things That Negatively Impact a Relationship . . . and Half Are Sex-Related

Most couples will tell you sex ISN’T the most important thing in a relationship.  But it might be 50% of it.  According to a new survey, here are the top ten things that negatively impact relationships.  And half of them have to do with sex:

1.  Work stress.  35% agreed with that one.

2.  Being too tired for sex, 33%.

3.  Having no sex drive, 28%.

4.  Arguments about money, 27%.

5.  One of you is a morning person, and the other is a night owl, 20%.

6.  Health problems.  18% said long-term health issues have hurt their relationship.  Another 16% said short-term health issues have.

7.  Boring sex, 15%.

8.  Erectile dysfunction, 14%.

9.  Arguments about the kids, 12%.

10.  Failing to climax, 11%.  A few that just missed the top ten are having a baby . . . watching porn . . . being too QUICK in bed . . . cheating . . . and arguing about politics.

The survey also found just 64% of people are “very happy” in their current relationship.  19% are “unhappy.”  Everyone else falls somewhere in between. 

 

 

 

Loads of people are masturbating to their coworkers’ social media photos

via Metro Today in vaguely unsettling news, it’s fairly likely that one of your colleagues has masturbated while looking at your social media photos. Nope, not the one of your matcha latte next to your bullet journal. Your selfies. That group shot on your ‘Gram. Beach pics. New research from SugarCookie has found that two out of five men have masturbated to their coworkers’ social media photos. Look around at your office. 40% of them may have wanked to that one picture of you looking glorious. Harriet Sugarcookie surveyed almost 2,000 participants to find out their social media lurking habits. As you’d probably expect, the majority of those surveyed  said they’ve checked out their coworkers’ social media profiles. You’ve probably done it – you’re curious about your boss’s life outside of work, so you have a scroll through their Instagram. That feels pretty standard. UK women are the biggest culprits, with 67% admitting they take peeks at their colleague’s photos, versus 38% of American women. But some people take things further then just having a quick scroll.

It turns out that two out of five men admitted to having masturbated to photos of their coworkers. But women aren’t guilt-free – 42% said they’ve got off to their colleagues’ pictures too. Maybe that’s not surprising. 51% of women surveyed said they assumed people at work had masturbated to their photos, versus 21% of men. So what’s the harm? If we’re all aware – on some level – that our photos may be used for someone else’s wank bank, but that sexual behaviour isn’t popping up within the office, is there an issue?