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I’ve watched my partner pick her nose while she drives but never made the connection of where she wipes her snot until I drove her car – LINK

Man Asks If He’s Wrong To Judge His Girlfriend For Being Naked Around Her Dog – LINK

St. Louis BBQ joint named ‘best road trip food stop’ in Missouri – LINK

National Barbecue Day! 92% of Us Are Looking Forward to Grilling Season – LINK

Egg prices are going down – LINK

Teacher points gun at wife after she didn’t invite him to Olive Garden, Florida cops say – LINK

A Teacher on TikTok Hatched Chicks from Trader Joe’s Eggs? – LINK

Why ARE Gen Z Americans putting on British accents? Linguistic expert explains the TikTok fascination with the way Britons speak (and it might all be down to the Royal Family!) – LINK

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Ivan Moody‘s recovery from surgery for three hernias has hit another snag, forcing Five Finger Death Punch to scrap more dates. They posted on their website Monday afternoon that “Ivan went to the emergency room a few days ago with some complications from his recent hernia surgery. While he is in the best possible medical care, his doctors have advised he must not perform any strenuous activity until, at the minimum, June 12th…We are all looking forward to returning to the stage as soon as Ivan has made a full recovery.”  The surgery had already forced FFDP to pull out of opening for Metallica last month and now they’ve been replaced as openers by Epica in Paris Wednesday and in Hamburg on May 28th. The next headlining show on their schedule is June 14th in Romania, with the next Metallica opening slot June 18th in Sweden.

Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine has launched a company called Comandante Productions to “build a portfolio of documentary films and series surrounding Morello’s history in the music industry, social consciousness and dedication to activism.”

The Weeknd has changed his name across all his media accounts to his real name, Abel Tesfaye.

Gene Simmons has teamed with Gary Hamilton, chairman of Arclight Films, to launch Simmons/Hamilton Productions. They will develop, finance and produce 25 action feature films over five years, with the first one being Deep Water, a survival thriller directed by Renny Harlin that’s scheduled to go into production this year. Simmons is also going back into the comic book world with a series based on the character he created, Dominatrix. The first issue will be out in July.

Billy Corgan was speaking with Zane Lowe and talking about Kurt Cobain and the alt-rock standing of the Smashing Pumpkins in the mid-’90s. Corgan said, “… Kurt was the most talented guy of our generation. Kurt had so much talent. It’s like frightening…But Kurt’s not here, sadly. So I looked around, I was like, ‘All right, well, I could beat the rest of them for sure.’” He continued, “When Kurt died, I cried because I lost my greatest opponent. I want to beat the best…”

81-year-old Martha Stewart is one of four “Sports Illustrated” Swimsuit Issue cover girls. The television personality and cook is one of four cover models for this year’s issue, which aims to celebrate powerful women who “live in a world where they feel no limitations, internally or externally”.  She says, quote, “To be on the cover [at] my age was a challenge, and I think I met the challenge.”  The others are Megan Fox, model Brooks Nader, and trans singer Kim Petras.

Reba McEntire is serving as a mentor on the current season of “The Voice” . . . and they must like her, because she’s getting a promotion.  Reba will take Blake Shelton’s chair on the upcoming 24th season this fall. Blake is leaving after this season.  He’s been around since the show’s launch back in 2011.  The three other coaches next season will be Gwen StefaniJohn Legend, and Niall Horan.

If you’ve been waiting, you can now stream “The Super Mario Brothers Movie” at home now. The #1 video game movie of all time is not available for $30 on Amazon Prime video and Apple TV as of today.

Netflix is looking to come out with a “Love Is Blind” wine called “Love Is Wine”

GuitarPickReviews.com made a list of the eight most iconic guitar solos.

  1. “All Along the Watchtower”,  Jimi Hendrix
  1. “Stairway to Heaven”,  Led Zeppelin
  1. “Layla”,  Eric Clapton
  1. “Comfortably Numb”,  Pink Floyd
  1. “Eruption”,  Van Halen
  1. “November Rain”,  Guns N’ Roses
  1. “One”,  Metallica
  1. “Surfing with the Alien”,  Joe Satriani

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McKenzie Lee

Today’s birthday girl has been in 456 fine films, including:

– Assploitations 10

– Bbq Boobies

– D Cup Divas 5

– Everybody Loves Big Boobies 9

– Horny At The Halfway House

– Lex The Impaler 5

– Seduced By The Boss’s Wife 7

– And who can forget her role in 2005’s Tear Me A New One

McKenzie Lee is 44 years old

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Jack Flaherty delivered. In an overwhelming outing against the National League Central Division-leading Milwaukee Brewers, Flaherty reunited with catcher Willson Contreras and dominated over seven scoreless innings. Flaherty became the first Cardinals starter this season to strike out 10 batters. The Cards smashed the Brewers 18-1 at Busch Stadium. The Cardinals scored 10 runs in the eighth inning alone. Andrew Knizner’s first career grand slam came late in an inning that he joined as a pinch-runner. Nolan Gorman also had a homer in the inning to cap a career night with five RBIs, and Nolan Arenado hit a three-run homer in the first inning for his fourth homer in as many games. The Cardinals’ season high for runs, season high for hits, and season best from Flaherty (3-4) gave them their seventh win in their past eight games. They’ve won four consecutive games for the first time season. Cards vs Brewers again tonight at 645 here at Busch.

A newly released court document shows police responded to an Overland Park restaurant on the report of a battery involving Jackson Mahomes, but it turned into much more serious allegations. According to the case affidavit released Monday, police responded to Aspens Restaurant on Feb. 25, 2023, after a man reported Jackson Mahomes shoved his son, who works at the restaurant. The employee told investigators Mahomes shoved him when he tried to get his water bottle from the restaurant’s office. He entered the key code to unlock the office, but Jackson Mahomes allegedly shoved him as soon as he opened the door, according to the court document. Investigators reviewed surveillance video of the incident and said it shows Jackson Mahomes pushing the employee. According to the affidavit, Jackson Mahomes tried to apologize to the employee later, but told him if he (Jackson Mahomes) is in a room at the restaurant it is off limits. The allegations against Jackson Mahomes became more serious when police interviewed the owner of Aspens Restaurant that evening. The owner told investigators Jackson Mahomes wanted to talk to her so the two went to the office. She said Jackson Mahomes closed the door. Once they were in the office together the owner alleges Jackson Mahomes grabbed her by the throat, forced her head back and kissed her three different times according to the affidavit. She told investigators she did not consent to any of the contact. At one point, the owner pushed Jackson Mahomes away from her. The court document shows he then told her not to tell anyone what happened. After Jackson Mahomes left the restaurant, the owner told two nearby servers what happened and showed them her neck, which had a visible injury, according to the court document. She also called her boyfriend. Before he arrived, Jackson Mahomes returned to the office to tell the restaurant owner what he could do for her business, according to the report. The owner said Jackson Mahomes refused to leave the office until she gave him a hug. After Jackson Mahomes left, the owner told her boyfriend what happened. According to the affidavit, her boyfriend kicked Jackson Mahomes and his group of friends out of the restaurant. Jackson Mahomes is scheduled to be in court Tuesday (LINK)

Damar Hamlin was just handed one of the NFL’s highest honors — the Bills safety has been named the George Halas Award winner for his perseverance after suffering cardiac arrest during a game.

The league made the announcement on Monday … saying the 25-year-old is the NFLer who overcame the most adversity to succeed in 2023. Despite his medical emergency, Hamlin has been fully cleared to play in the NFL again … and has been using his story to influence change throughout the country ahead of next season