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A Guy Stole an Engagement Ring from His Fiancée to Propose to Another Woman – WFTV

This might be the best mask story yet.  One hot-selling type of face masks right now are . . . SEX-SCENTED MASKS. Yes, people sell masks that smell like lady parts . . . and they get that smell by a lady keeping the mask in her underwear for a while first. Some dudes also buy masks that have been stuffed into women’s bras or shoes.  I could not find any examples of masks that smell like men’s filthy regions.  Sex-scented masks tend to run around $15 each.

After a Breakup, Change Your Passwords . . . Because Your Ex Will Log Into Your Accounts – FoxNews

The Seven Dating Terms That Have Come Out of the Pandemic – FoxNews

Here’s How Much One Year in Quarantine Has Aged Your Relationship – Barrons

One-Third of People Have Said “I Love You” to Someone They’ve Only Dated Virtually – NYPost

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A woman in Florida stabbed her sister multiple times with her EpiPen.  She said she did it so her sister, quote, “wouldn’t be drunk anymore.”  Fortunately, her sister was okay.  (Full Story)

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2 charged in theft of funeral home van with body inside – KSDK

Warren police search for man who pooped in unlocked cars at auto shops – Freep

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Going to start off with some sad news of Jeopardy contestant Brayden Smith.  24 year old Smith, had a 5-game winning streak and more than $115,000 in winnings at the very end of Alex Trebeks run and was compared to big time champ James Holzhauer past away Feb 5th. Family says natural causes. Trebek called Brayden Billy Buzzsaw after he was impressed by his play. Why Billy since he name was Brayden? That was our Alex. Brayden, who died about a month after his episode aired, had been looking forward to competing in the show’s Tournament of Champions. He had just graduated from UNLV last year with a degree in economics and had hoped to attend law school and become a U.S. Attorney.

CLICK HERE – Nicki Minaj’s dad Robert, was killed on Friday after he was struck in a hit-and-run accident in Long Island, New York. He was 64. He was hit by a vehicle while on the road around 6 p.m.  Witnesses were unable to give authorities a description of the suspect.  He died from his injuries. The incident remains under investigation. Dads death comes over a year after his son Jelani Maraj, who is Minaj’s brother, was sentenced to 25 years to life in prison after being convicted for child rape. 

The world’s newfound empathy for BRITNEY SPEARS put JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE in the crosshairs, because of his perceived sins during their breakup nearly 20 years ago.

And that led to new criticism of Justin’s actions after the 2004 Super Bowl Halftime Show.  Because people feel like he skated away and let JANET JACKSON take all the heat when he ripped open her top to expose her BEJEWELED NIPPLE. Well, Justin obviously felt the heat, because he posted an apology over the weekend.  He admitted that he, quote, “benefitted from a system that condones misogyny and racism.” Then he added, quote, “I specifically want to apologize to Britney Spears and Janet Jackson both individually because I care for and respect these women and I know I failed.” And he promised to do better.  Quote, “This is a larger conversation that I wholeheartedly want to be part of and grow from.”  (No word yet from Britney or Janet, but a lot of people on social media weren’t impressed – CLICK HERE.)

ASHLEY JUDD is in intensive care at a South African hospital, after shattering her leg in four places in the Congo. Ashley was in the jungle doing conversation work when she tripped over a fallen tree.  She said, quote, “As I was breaking my leg, I knew it was being broken.” It took another 55 hours to get her from the jungle to the operating table.  And it included hours spent biting down on a stick due to the pain and, quote, “howling like a wild animal. Then there was a six-hour motorcycle ride during which she had to hold the top part of her broken tibia together.  She almost LOST the leg, but it sounds like everything turned out okay. As crazy as the ordeal was, she actually got the STAR TREATMENT.  She says, quote, “Most of the people I know would not have had access.” 

PRINCE HARRY and MEGHAN MARKLE are expecting their second child.  There’s no word how far along she is, but in a photo they released yesterday, she’s already showing. They already have a son named Archie, who will be 2 in May.  And Meghan recently revealed that she suffered a miscarriage this past summer. Their spokesman said, quote, “We can confirm that Archie is going to be a big brother.  The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are overjoyed to be expecting their second child.” Even though there’s some friction between Harry and the rest of the royals, a rep for Queen Elizabeth, Prince Philip, and Prince Charles said the whole family is “delighted (CLICK HERE FOR LINK) and [wishes] them well.” 

COVID 19 has caught the Snooki. Oh wait other way around I guess.  Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi announced she tested positive for COVID via an Instagram post. I heard her say she had covid for a while now she just though she was hanging from a bender.

Check out a new trailer for the “Justice League” director’s cut, featuring JARED LETO’s Joker apparently paying tribute to the “we live in a society” meme.  And it looks like it wasn’t an accident. 

On Friday, Taylor Swift released her re-recorded version of “Love Story,” and its downloads are crushing the original.  She stayed so true to the original that it’s hard to tell which is which.  Check an A-B clip of both songs.  (It starts with the re-recorded version and ping-pongs back and forth seven times before the end “yeah,” which is the original in the left channel and the re-recorded one in the right channel.) Billboard documented the single-day download and radio play data that has come in since Taylor released “Love Story (Taylor’s Version)” on Friday … Based on the figures, it’s doing alright … Billboard Data for Feb. 12 show Taylor’s new version got downloaded some 10,000 times, compared to just 200 downloads for the 2008 track. Remember, Taylor’s doing this to stick it to Scooter Braun and other execs who have come to control her catalog since she left Big Machine Records and settled at UMG. She wasn’t able to get the rights to her masters, and decided she’d reclaim them by re-recording all her hits. The catalog is now in the hands of a private equity group — and Scooter made a bundle in the sale. 

Remember someone was moved by the fact that we didn’t know much of 72 year old Todd Rundgren when we were talking about the nominee list for this years rock and roll Hall of Fame. Mr Todd was among the 16 on the list this year and he is super excited…to tell you he could give a rats ass.  He thinks its dumb and he will tell you all about it. “It doesn’t matter how many times they nominate me. It’s not gonna make me care.” He said the hall is “an industry invention” and argued that “true halls of fame are for retirees and dead people, because your legacy has been established.” He is too busy working still.  He doesn’t like the nominee list either btw… “I’m a big Dionne Warwick fan, but name me one Dionne Warwick rock ‘n’ roll song,” he said. “While I’m aware of Fela Kuti, I can’t name a single musician who’s ever cited him as a principal influence. Year by year it makes even less sense, so why would I be more excited about it or suddenly change my mind? Why don’t they just start inducting blues guys? Why do they have to go to Dionne Warwick or Mary J. Blige?” He said the fan voting is a scam too.  Besides MR Sunshine here…The 2021 Rock Hall nomination class also includes Warwick, Kuti, Blige, Foo FightersIron Maiden, the Go-Go’sDevo, the New York DollsRage Against the MachineCarole KingChaka Khan, Kate BushJay-ZLL Cool J and Tina Turner.

Black Sabbath’s Ozzy Osbourne and the rest of the band. , Toni Iommi and Geezer Butler explained how Sabbath’s “drug policy” worked, saying  “We had a dealer who used to appear every so often. He used to have these washing detergent boxes, like Persil and Oxo, and instead of washing powder in them, there’d be cocaine.” Iommi said the band was very popular once the powder party came in, adding “At that time, the cocaine was good stuff, and we used to have it flown in on a private plane. That’s why we used to have all the musicians turning up at our house at the time, pretending they’re coming to visit us. We were all bloody smugglers if you think about it.”

Let me change rock history for a second with an almost…Dave Grohl said he turned down an offer to join Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers after Nirvana front man Kurt Cobain died. Grohl sat behind the kit for Tom Petty when the late singer performed on SNL, just months after Cobain died in 1994. After the gig, Petty called Grohl said Petty called him up and made a formal offer: 

REGINA KING just hosted “Saturday Night Live” this weekend.  She was promoting her movie “One Night in Miami”, which is her directorial debut.  But she’s also in the news for her old role in “Jerry Maguire”.Director Cameron Crowe recently said he’s kicked around ideas for a possible “Jerry Maguire” (1996)sequel . . . but it wouldn’t center on Jerry.  Instead, it’d be about Rod Tidwell (Cuba Gooding Jr.) and his wife Marcee, who was played by Regina.Nothing is in the works yet, but Cameron said people have asked him about continuing the story, and he tells them, said, quote, “I think [it] continues with the Tidwells . . . I’d do that in a second.”

HBO is developing a “Scooby-Doo” spin-off that’ll be an origin story for Velma.  (Who of course is the nerdy one with glasses.)  The show will be animated, but geared toward adults.  MINDY KALING will be voicing Velma.  No other details or casting information has been announced.  They also didn’t say how they’d handle her sexual orientation 

So what’s next?  “Face/Off”. The original came out in 1997.  It starred JOHN TRAVOLTA and NICOLAS CAGE as an FBI agent and the terrorist he’s after . . . who end up switching faces via plastic surgery.  No, seriously, it works.  Sort of. It’s being directed by Adam Wingard, who did “You’re Next”“Death Note”, and the upcoming “Godzilla vs. Kong”

It’s been 27 years since “True Lies” hit theaters, and now there’s a TV show in development at CBS.  They’ve been trying to reboot it for years, but this attempt seems like it might have legs. The movie’s director James Cameron is onboard as a producer, but there’s no indication that ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, JAMIE LEE CURTIS, or any other original cast members will return. The show will have the same concept as the movie:  A suburban housewife discovers that her boring husband is actually an international spy, and she’s thrown into a life of danger when she joins him on a mission to save the world. This is the latest attempt to bring True Lies to television. Fox developed a take in 2017 with Arrow’s Marc Guggenheim attached to pen the script. It never moved forward. McG in 2019 floated that a True Lies TV series was in the works for Disney+. True Lies grossed $378.8 million worldwide (on a budget of $115 million). The action drama co-starring Tom Arnold, Bill Paxton, Eliza Dushku and Charlton Heston — itself a remake of a 1991 French comedy — earned Curtis a Golden Globe win for best actress.

An animated show based on the board game “Clue” is in the works at Fox.  The game was originally released in 1949, and in 1985 a comedy version hit theaters.  The movie featured three different possible endings . . . and starred Tim Curry, Madeline Kahn, Martin Mull, and Christopher Lloyd. A revival has been in development for years, but apparently Fox thinks they’ll be able to get it off the ground.  There’s no word on a voice cast . . . so it’s unclear who will have done it . . . with the SOMETHING . . . in the SOMEWHERE.

CELEBRITIES CELEBRATING A BIRTHDAY TODAY 

Rapper Megan Thee Stallion is 26.

Gary Clark, Jr. is 37.

Brandon Boyd, lead singer of Incubus, is 45.

She’s the voice of Lois Griffin on Family Guy, Alex Borstein is 48.

Jaromír Jágr is 49.

Rapper Birdman is 52.

Shooter McGavin from Happy Gilmore, Christopher McDonald, is 66.

Simpson’s creator Matt Groening is 67.

Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, Jane Seymour, is 70.

Chris Farley would’ve been 57 today if he hadn’t OD’d on a speedball in 1997.

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Gina Lynn

Today’s birthday girl has made her daddy proud in 256 fine films…including:

– All That Ass (III)

– Big Boobs In Uniform

– Booty Duty (II)

– Double D’s and Derrieres 1, 2, 3 and 4

– Massive Asses 3

– Oil Overload 1

– Quantum Of Sluts

– And who could forget her role in 2009’s Welcome to Boobstown

Gina Lynn is 47 years old today.

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On Saturday, the Blues took on the Arizona Coyotes (again) and AGAIN they needed a little extra hockey.  Kyle Clifford, Zach Sanford, Ivan Barbashev, and Jordan Kyrou all scored in the first 3 periods, but the Coyotes matched them and took the game to overtime.  Just under 2 minutes into the overtime period, Mike Hoffman netted his 5th of the year to give the Blues the win.  This afternoon…the Blues and Coyotes meet AGAIN.  Puck drop is scheduled for 3PM.  This is the 7th of 7 in a row against the Coyotes.

The Texans and defensive end J.J. Watt have mutually agreed to part ways.  Watt shared a video and said he initiated the release with ownership. About a dozen teams have reportedly expressed interest in signing Watt, who is now an unrestricted free agent. Among the teams interested are the Browns, Steelers, Bills and Titans. Watt, 31, has been a member of the Texans since he was selected with the No. 11 pick in the 2011 NFL draft. In his 10 years in Houston, Watt was named first-team All-Pro five times and won the Walter Peyton Man of the Year award in 2017.

As the Eagles continue to look for trade partner to ship quarterback Carson Wentz out of Philadelphia, it appears Wentz is not the only household name on the trading block. Veteran tight end Zach Ertz is also among the names the Eagles are seeking to trade. Ertz, 30, has spent his entire eight-year career with the Eagles. He saw his three-year streak of making the Pro Bowl snap in 2020, when injuries limited him to 11 games and a career-low 335 receiving yards on 36 catches with one touchdown.

Not that this is new news but…someone is none to happy with Tom Brady.  The daughter of the silversmith who created the Lombardi trophy says Brady owes her and her family an apology for throwing the NFL Championship trophy during last Wednesday’s Super Bowl celebration parade. Lorraine Grohs says she’s had “a lot of sleepless nights” over the fact that her father’s work was taken so lightly adding “It takes a lotta work, a lotta hard work. A lot of hours go into it. It just really upset me that this trophy was disgraced and disrespected by being thrown as if it was a real football.”

Michael McDowell was glued to Brad Keselowski’s bumper, watching and waiting for his chance to win the Daytona 500. Joey Logano was the leader, the laps were winding down and yet no one had the nerve to pull out of traffic. McDowell was certain Keselowski would go for it, eventually, and when he did, McDowell would play his hand. On the final lap, Keselowski attempted to dart around Logano, but Logano threw a block on his teammate that crashed them both. McDowell stayed right where he was, flat in the gas, and drove through a crash scene for a stunning upset.

Despite trailing early in the first quarter, the Lakers picked up their seventh straight win on Friday night. As per usual, Lebron helped lead the way, finishing with 28 points, nine rebounds and eight assists in another stellar performance. But he didn’t just excel at basketball. He also put on a fine acting show, one that was so good it ended up earning him a warning from the league for violating the anti-flopping rule. VIDEO

10th ranked Mizzou fell to unranked Arkansas over the weekend 86-81.  They take on Georgia tomorrow at 5:30PM.  SLU beat Fordham 68-40 and take on La Salle tomorrow at 8PM.  And 6th ranked Illinois beat Nebraska and take on Northwestern tomorrow at 8PM.

And finally….We have heard a lot of off season trades this year that have involved “a player to be named later.”  Well, NBC Sports put together a list of the best Players to be Named Later.  This is interesting.  The list includes, Marco Scutero, CoCo Crisp (who was dealt by the Cardinals), pitcher Justin Schmidt,  Jesse Orasco back in the 70s, Michael Brantley, Moises Alou, Joe Jackson…and the #1 Player to be named later….He was sent from the Mariners to the Twins in 1996…however…he caught his stride and shined with the Red Sox….David Ortiz.