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Two Drunk People Broke into a Water Park, Went Down a Closed-Off Slide, and Shattered Their Ankles – LINK

Man sentenced to federal prison for filing hundreds of false tax returns – LINK

Officers arrest white pickup truck driver for indecent exposure in Miami-Dade – LINK

L.A. COUNTY SHERIFF’S DEPT. DEPUTY WHO ALLEGEDLY BANGED AT UNIVERSAL … That’s a Wrap for His Job!!! – TMZ

Texas man gets 15 months for posting hoax about COVID-19 patient licking groceries – LINK

Frisbee causes activation of school’s active shooter alert system – WISN

A Guy Caught Pleasuring Himself in His Car Told Cops He Was “Takin’ Care of Business” – LINK

A Felon Posted an Ad on Facebook Marketplace, with a Giant Bag of Meth in the Background – LINK

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133 Cats rescued from Baltimore home in pet hoarding case – KAKE

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The Best Cookies of All-Time, from Hall of Fame to “Entirely Overrated” – LINK

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According to Google, “Squid Game” is the #1 trending Halloween costume for babies.  It’s followed by Little Red Riding Hood, a Spider, Peter Pan, and the Addams Family. “Squid Game” is also the #1 trending costume for adults . . . followed by a Gorilla, Britney Spears, Carnage, and Venom. The top trending costumes for couples are Timmy and Trixie from “The Fairly Odd Parents” . . . Bonnie & Clyde . . . Skid and Pump (LINK) . . . Mr. and Mrs. Smith . . . and Cosmo and Wanda from “The Fairly Odd Parents”. Finally, the top MOVIES people are Googling right now are the original “Halloween” from 1978 . . . “Friday the 13th” . . . “Hocus Pocus” . . . “A Nightmare on Elm Street” . . . and “Halloweentown”. 

WOODY HARRELSON was at a rooftop bar at the Watergate Hotel in D.C. on Wednesday night with one of his daughters, when some drunk guy started taking pictures of them.  Woody POLITELY asked the guy to stop, and he LUNGED at Woody and tried to grab him by the throat.  So Woody SLUGGED HIM. Cops questioned the man, and charges are pending.  But Woody isn’t in any trouble, since the punch was obviously self-defense. Woody is actually in D.C. to shoot a series about the Nixon Watergate scandal.

Red Hot Chili Peppers (LINK) have announced the dates for their promised 2022 world tour (LINK), their first with guitarist John Frusciante (LINK) back in the band. The 32-city trek kicks off June 4 in Seville, Spain, and will include special guests such as the Strokes, Beck, Haim, and St. Vincent on select dates. They are coming to town…chi town August-19 Chicago, IL – Soldier Field  The Strokes are playing in support of that stop, 

No Time to Die  is out today finally. (Bond has left active service and is trying to enjoy a quiet life in Jamaica when his old CIA friend asks for help in rescuing a kidnapped scientist).  This is Daniel Craig’s last turn as 007, his fourth overall, and the 25th official Bond film.  Billie Eilish did the theme song for it. Rami Malek is the bad guy and the returning cast includes Jeffrey Wright as Leiter, Ralph Fiennes as M, Ben Whishaw as Q, Naomie Harris as Ms. Moneypenny, and Christoph Waltz as “Spectre” villain Blofeld. As for Bond girls . . . Léa Seydoux returns as Bond’s love interest from “Spectre”, Madeleine Swann (LINK) . . . Ana de Armas plays a rookie MI6 agent helping Bond . . . and Lashana Lynch joins the cast as a new 007 agent who replaced him. Make sure you hit the restroom and the snack bar first, because this is the longest Bond movie ever.  It runs a total of 2 hours and 43 minutes 

Pinhead is coming back in Hellraiser reboot action. It will be on Hulu and Pinhead will be female this time. It will be JAMIE CLAYTON from “The L Word: Generation Q” .  The original creator CLIVE BARKER will return as a producer.  Just last year he was able to reclaim his rights to the “Hellraiser” franchise.   

TOM CRUISE is trying to kill the stuntman industry. He only just finished filming “Mission: Impossible 7”, and he’s already practicing crazy stunts for Part 8. Tom is going to fly a World War 2 biplane called the Boeing Stearman Model 75.  This particular one was built in 1943, and in the movie, it’s going to be in a chase with another old aircraft. A source says, quote, “It’s obviously a highly skilled task but as usual he has no plans to cut any corners or bring in a stuntman . . . trying to film jaw-dropping scenes with an 80-year-old plane is particularly dangerous.”

JACK MCBRAYER is coming out with a kids show called “Hello, Jack! The Kindness Show” for Apple TV+ on November 5th.  He is the co-creator and host. The show will teach kids how to use empathy, humor, playfulness and imagination to create kindness. Jack will be inspiring kids to solve problems with, quote, “heart.”  Like helping with pet adoptions, making relatives laugh, and distributing paper hearts to brighten someone’s day. The show will preach the “3 Cs” . . . “caring,” “connecting,” and “cascading” . . . with the message being that one act of kindness can grow and grow from one person to another. “Hello, Jack!” will include original songs from OK GO and guest appearances from Paul Scheer from “The League” and Sam Richardson from “Veep”. 

Revived, Remixed, Revisited (LINK), Reba McEntire.  This is a three-part box set featuring reimagined versions of some of her biggest hits.  Dolly Parton joins her on a new version of “Does He Love You”. 

Ever meet someone who peaked at an early age?  Like, when they were a kid?  There’s a guy who played spin the bottle when he was a boy, and one lucky spin got him a kiss from a little girl who grew up to be . . . DOLLY PARTON. Dolly is 75 now so that boy may already be in heaven.    

ADELE’s new album was heavily influenced by her recent divorce . . . and she thinks it might inspire people to . . . BREAK UP. Adele said in a “Vogue UK” interview, quote, “Can you imagine couples listening to [the song about my divorce] in the car?  It’d be so awkward.  I think a lot of women are going to be like, ‘I’m done.'” There’s one particular song she included for her son.  Quote, “I wanted to show Angelo what I expect him to treat his partner like . . . after going through a divorce, my requirements are sky-high.  There’s a very big pair of shoes to fill.” Her divorce didn’t end on a bad note though.  She said it just wasn’t right for her anymore.  Quote, “I didn’t want to end up like a lot of other people I knew.  I wasn’t miserable, but I would have been miserable had I not put myself first.” 

JUSTIN BIEBER’s new video “Ghost” is out today, and it features a pretty interesting guest star:  DIANE KEATON.  She appears to be playing Justin’s mom . . . and she’s PSYCHED.  She even posted a preview clip (LINK) yesterday with the caption, “AM I DREAMING???  WHAT AN HONOR IT WAS TO WORK WITH JUSTIN BIEBER AND HIS INCREDIBLE TEAM!!!” Justin posted the same clip, and Diane commented, “THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME!!!” And yes, both comments were in all caps. Diane is 75 . . . Justin is 27. 

I told you recently that David Lee Roth is going to retire after a handful of New Year’s shows in Las Vegas.  Did you know that he referred to his retirement in one of his old videos, thirty years ago?  Near the end of his video for “A Lil’ Ain’t Enough (LINK)“, the marquee at the Anaheim Stadium reads “Diamond Dave, The Absolute Final Tour, SOLD OUT”.  The Date: October 10th, 2021.  That’s Sunday . . . his 67th birthday. 

Check out the trailer for an HBO documentary on BRITTANY MURPHY’s death 

Robert Plant and Alison Krauss first album, Raising Sand, sold over two million copies and won six Grammy Awards including Album of the Year. So lets get the band back together for a follow up. This one is called Raise the Roof. Its all covers except the new single called High and Lonesome. The rest are covers of songs from Merle Haggard, The Everly Brothers, and a bunch. That first record was almost 15 years old. Raise The Roof arrives November 19th. Plant and Krauss’ 

Celebrating a Birthday today: 

Actress Bella Thorne is 24. 

He played the kid in Two and a Half Men, Angus T. Jones is 28. 

He just won his first NASCAR Cup race on Sunday, Bubba Wallace is 28. 

Bruno Mars is 36. 

Motocross legend Travis Pastrana is 38. 

Nick Cannon is 41. 

Wrestler The Miz is 41. 

Matt Damon is 51. 

Woody Allen’s wife Soon-Yi Previn is 51. 

The co-founder of Netflix, Reed Hastings is 61. 

Former SNL cast member, now announcer Darrell Hammond is 66. 

Sigourney Weaver is 72. 

Chevy Chase is 78. 

Civil right activist Jesse Jackson is 80. 

Crocodile Dundee, Paul Hogan is 82. 

On Saturday 

Model Bella Hadid is 25. 

Organizing expert Marie Kondo is 37. 

He played Brad, one of the sons on Home Improvement, Zachery Ty Bryan is 40. 

One of my favorite comedians, Nick Swardson is 45. 

John Lennon’s son Sean Lennon is 46. 

The original Blues Clues guy, Steve Burns is 48. 

Director Guillermo del Toro is 57. He did “The Shape of Water,” “Pan’s Labyrinth,” “Hellboy” 

Saint Louis’ own Scott Bakula is 67. 

J. Peterman from Seinfeld, John O’Hurley is 67. 

Actor Tony Shalhoub is 68. 

Sharon Osbourne is 69. 

Singer/songwriter Jackson Browne is 73. 

And on Sunday 

Lzzy Hale from the band Halestorm turns 38. 

Dale Earnhardt Jr. turns 47. 

Former Blue Chris Pronger turns 47. 

Mario Lopez turns 48. 

Brett Favre turns 52. 

Country singer Tanya Tucker turns 63. 

David Lee Roth turns 67. 

Ben Vereen turns 75.

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Bonny Bon

Today’s birthday girl has been in 84 fine films, including:

– All Roads Lead To Pleasure

– Ass Traffic 3 & 6

– The Cyber Sexcapade

– Hungarian Angels

– Then There Was Ass

– Who’s Your Mommie 3

– And who can forget her role in 2008’s Mad Sex Party: The VIP Room and Tasty Cakes

Bonny Bon is 45 years old.

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Former NBA players are caught up in a scheme to defraud the league’s health and welfare plan.  The players scammed their way into money by claiming false medical and dental expenses. The fraud was worth $4 million. Prosecutors charged 18 players in the case. Former player Terrence Williams arranged the setup. Other known names attached to the allegations include Tony Allen, Glen Davis, and Shannon Brown. According to ESPN, the 18 players combined to make $343 million in their NBA careers aside from any endorsements or shoe deals.

The MLB post season continued last night.  The Astros made easy work of the White Sox 6-1.  The Rays shut out the Red Sox 5-0 in the late game.  Tonight, four games on the scheduled.  The White Sox and Astros play game 2 at 1PM.  The Brewers and Braves get their series started at 3:30.  The Red Sox and Rays play game 2 at 6 and the Dodgers and Giants start their series at 8:30PM.

Randy Arozarena’s supply of October magic never seems to just keep on rolling. Arozarena — the leading candidate for American League Rookie of the Year — made history last night by becoming the first player in playoff history to steal home and hit a home run in the same game. The stolen base marked the first steal of home in a playoff game since 2016. Rays manager Kevin Cash said that Arozarena had been asking him about stealing home for weeks. Arozarena also ranks second for the most home runs in a 20-game postseason span. His 11 career postseason homers are five more than any other rookie in MLB history.

The Rams continued to roll as they beat the Seahawks last night 26-17.  The Seahawks played most of the second half without their starting QB.  Russell Wilson went out with a severely sprained finger and Geno Smith took over.  It was not enough magic to pull out the win.  The Rams are now 4-1 and Seattle is 2-3.

The Blues and the Blue Jackets play tonight at Enterprise Center.  Puck drop is scheduled for 7PM.  The Blues start their regular season on the road in Colorado on the 16th.

The NHL and NHL Players’ Association announced Thursday that Montreal Canadiens goalie Carey Price is taking leave from the team to voluntarily enter the NHL/NHLPA player assistance program. The player assistance program was created in 1996, and it assists players and their families with “mental health, substance abuse and other matters.” Price was already expected to miss the start of the 2021-22 regular season because of a non-COVID illness and recovery from offseason knee surgery.  The GM of the Canadiens said that he wasn’t thinking about Carey Price the hockey player…he was concerned about Carey Price the human.  Price’s wife put up a long Instagram post about mental health and Carey’s struggles with it.  The GM of the Canadiens also said he expects it to be 30 days…but at the same time wouldn’t be surprised if it was longer.

A 1911 “Shoeless” Joe Jackson autographed photograph by Frank W. Smith sold for $1.47 million, the most ever paid for a signed sports photograph. According to the auction company and the card and memorabilia grading giant PSA (Professional Sports Authenticator), it is the only known Jackson-signed photo of himself in existence. As for the $1.47 million price tag, while it may seem steep, even for a name synonymous with baseball lore like “Shoeless” Joe — he was banned from baseball for life in 1921, despite being acquitted in the Black Sox scandal of 1919 — there is reason for it. Jackson was notably illiterate and avoided signing documents if he could. His wife signed for him mostly after his playing days ended. This very photo sold in 2015 with Heritage Auctions for $179,250 — an increase of more than 720% in six years.

Ricardo Pepi is a name you’ll be hearing a lot of.  The 18-year-old FC Dallas striker, who was the hero in the U.S. men’s national team’s last World Cup qualifier in Honduras, opened October play with a pair of goals 13 minutes apart in the second half to give the U.S. a 2-0 win over Jamaica. The win is the U.S.’s third in just over six months, but the stakes were at their highest. Pepi opened the scoring in the 49th minute and doubled the lead in the 62nd, becoming the youngest U.S. player to score in consecutive World Cup qualifying matches. The U.S. continues its qualifying campaign on Sunday in Panama, while Jamaica heads home to face Canada.