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Florida police search woman’s backpack, find baby raccoon and glass pipe inside – LINK


14 Things to Know About the Lost Titanic Tourist Sub – LINK

These countries are the safest and have the most sites to see for solo travelers – LINK

McDonald’s Happy Meals discovered with box cutters for toys and terrified moms are outraged – LINK

Miami stripper boozes up patron, steals credit cards for $62K spending spree, cops say – LINK

Woman who revived and knocked on coffin at her own funeral in Ecuador has now died – LINK

Driver slapped with $129,544 speeding fine – LINK

Heisenberg Robotics Debuts LawnMeister™ Autonomous All-in-One Lawn Care Robot at CES 2023 – LINK

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Mike Shinoda  has released a remastered version of his solo debut, Post Traumatic, for its fifth anniversary. He’s also filmed a new video for the song “Hold It Together” that’s on YouTube.

Korn‘s 2007 album Untitled will get a deluxe edition on vinyl and digitally on July 28th. This new edition includes two tracks not on the original album — “Sing Sorrow” and “Overture or Obituary.”

Jelly Roll has become the first ever artist to have one song simultaneously in the Top 10 of country airplay and mainstream rock airplay charts.  “Need a Favor” is #3 on the mainstream rock airplay chart . . . and #9 on the country rock airplay chart.

Amanda Bynes is once again on psychiatric hold after being detained by police and receiving a medical evaluation. According to law enforcement sources, Amanda was the one who called Los Angeles P.D. Saturday morning to report a woman in distress . . . which turned out to be herself.  She will be held up to 72 hours which is the law after a report like this, and this news comes just two months after she was released from a mental health facility.

John Goodman has lost 200 pounds through diet and exercise.  He says, quote, “I’m getting to the age where I can’t afford to sit still anymore . . . I wanted to live life better.”

A company is selling a bidet from a home Beyoncé and Jay-Z rented back in 2015.  So if you have some disposable cash . . . and you’re gross . . . you might want to head over to eBay.  The current bid is $2,400 (LINK)

Our Planet II is new on Netflix and the production crew had a terrifying experience in Hawaii while filming footage for the show. They were attached by a 15 foot tiger shark that leapt at the boat and bit huge holes into the side.  One of the producers said, “The original idea was to do an underwater shoot with the tiger sharks waiting in the shallows, but the first day the tiger sharks were around, the crew got into these inflatable boats — and two sharks attacked them. It was like something out of Jaws.”

Nowlan continued, “This ‘v’ of water came streaming towards us, and this tiger shark leapt at the boat and bit huge holes in it. The whole boat exploded. We were trying to get it away, and it wasn’t having any of it. It was horrific. That was the second shark that day to attack us. They were incredibly hungry, so there might not have been enough natural food, and they were just trying anything they came across in the water.

Someone brought up on Reddit celebrities’ that could be serial killers and no one would be that surprised… Here are some of the responses:

  1. Jared Leto.  “He’s the type who would say some sort of pretentious [crap] during the kill, too, [like] ‘I release your soul from its confines of this wicked flesh so that you may be reborn anew.'”
  2. The Property Brothers.  “New floors . . . but never pull them up.”
  1. Ezra Miller.  “Except he sounds too disorganized to get away with more than one murder.”
  1. Tom Cruise.  “Christian Balesaid he watched a lot of [his] interviews while preparing for ‘American Psycho’.”
  1. Joel Osteen.  “‘Don’t worry, me strangling you to death and then dismembering your corpse and leaving pieces all around Houston is part of Gawd’s plan!'”
  1. Kevin Spacey.  “Boxes are definitely involved.”  (This is a reference to his serial killer role in “Seven”.)
  1. Shia LaBeouf.  “According to his ex-girlfriends he’s legitimately an unhinged and violent individual.”
  1. Ellen DeGeneres.  “Just look into those cold, dead eyes and tell me she hasn’t tasted human flesh.”
  1. Quentin Tarantino.  “Keeping feet as mementos.”

10.  Jada Pinkett Smith.  “Will Smith knows what she has done, who she’s killed, and knows that he will be the first target if he steps out of line.”

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Jodi West

Today’s birthday girl has been in 188 fine films, including:

– Accidentally Lesbian 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5

– Aunts in My Pants

– C yoU Next Tuesday 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6

– Jodi Loves Women

– Memoirs of Bad Mommies 1

– MILF Soup 13

– Mothers Behaving Very Badly 1, 2, 3 & 4

– Who Needs Boys

– And who can forget her role in 2021’s Shhh… Your Father’s into It

Jodi West is 59 years old