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Today is National Drink Wine Day . . . and most people say they enjoy up to two glasses per sitting.  But 16% of people admit that they don’t know anything about the types of wine . . . beyond there being “red” and “white.”  (Full Story)

A Woman’s Husband Left the Sunroof Open on Her Minivan Before a Snowstorm – LINK

Firefighters rescue pet owner stuck in tree during bid to catch parrot – LINK

A Woman Let a Kid Use Her Phone, and He Stole $4,000 Through Venmo – LINK

A Father Accidentally Shut Down His Town’s Internet, While Trying to Limit His Kids’ Screentime – LINK

A Woman in Georgia Faked Two Pregnancies to Get Out of Work – LINK

37-year-old virgin gets 6-foot string stuck in penis during botched sex game – LINK

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I guess the Taylor Swift song All Too Well is rumored to be about Jake Gyllenhaal. He says it isn’t. Its about her relationship with her fans.  But either way my point is, he is, someone is, finally calling out the star who’s fans are going after people. Jake did admit that he turned off his Instagram comments when the song was released last November. And without naming names, he suggested that Taylor should be more careful about riling up her fans.  Quote, “At some point, I think it’s important when supporters get unruly that we feel a responsibility to have them be civil and not allow for cyberbullying in one’s name” (LINK)

To the shock of no one, Nick Cannon said that monogamy is unsuitable for him. He was on the Language of Love podcast. As far as his kids with five different women. He basically said if he has unprotected sex with a woman he has already thought about that pontentially turning into a child. If he gets to the uprotected sex part he has already thought about the consequences.

You know those memes that say “Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about.  Be kind.  Always” . . . and they credit it to ROBIN WILLIAMS?  Well, his daughter Zelda would like you to know he never said that. She also says it’s annoying to see her dad, quote, “repeatedly turned into a [crappy] yearbook quote.” 

FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA is the latest old man to rage against the Marvel machine. In an interview with “GQ”, he said, quote, “There used to be studio films.  Now there are Marvel pictures. “And what is a Marvel picture?  A Marvel picture is one prototype movie that is made over and over and over and over and over again to look different” (LINK) 

JUSTIN BIEBER’s Justice World Tour kicks off tonight in San Diego. Each show will raise awareness about causes like criminal justice reform, climate action, voter registration, women’s shelters, and tons more. And at each stop, fans will get a chance to win tickets and free upgrades by signing petitions, donating, and participating in activities related to these causes. He’s also offering fans a chance to win a trip to Paris to MEET him during his show there in March of 2023 (LINK)

Check out the full trailer for “Elvis”, starring TOM HANKS as COLONEL TOM PARKER.

Saturday Night Live!  announced three new shows John Mulaney who will officially join the Five-Timers Club with musical guest LCD Soundsystem on February 26. Moon Knight star Oscar Isaac will host on March 5 with Charli XCX as the musical guest. Her new album, CRASH drops on March 18th. Then on March 12th, Catwoman actress Zoë Kravitz will host an episode featuring musical guest Rosalía. The Spanish pop star previously appeared on SNL last year as Bad Bunny’s surprise guest, but this will mark her first time getting to headline herself. 

Amazon has renewed “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel” for a fifth and final season. I think season 4 hits today. Production on season five is currently underway in New York (LINK)

Netflix has announced that Stranger Things will end after its newly-announced fifth season. The fourth season is also getting split into two parts. The first part will premiere on May 27th with the second half coming on July 1st. Stranger Things’ creators also hinted that a spin-off may be in the works (LINK)

January is typically a big month for TV usage, and numbers for the first month of 2022 reflect that. Streaming services hit a new high with 29.8 percent of all TV viewing for January. Broadcast networks were up too. Cable went to down though.  .

January numbers

 Streaming Services

Netflix: 6.6 percent
YouTube (including YouTube TV): 5.7 percent
Hulu (including Hulu + Live): 3 percent
Prime Video: 2.4 percent
Disney+: 1.8 percent
All others: 9.4 percent
 

And here are the program rankings for titles on Apple TV+, Disney+, Hulu, Netflix and Prime Video for Jan. 17-23.

Original Series

  1. Ozark(Netflix), 2.9 billion minutes viewed
    2. Archive 81 (Netflix), 1.04 billion
    3. Cobra Kai (Netflix), 670 million
    4. Cheer (Netflix), 597 million
    5. The Book of Boba Fett (Disney+), 580 million
    6. The Witcher (Netflix), 464 million
    7. Too Hot to Handle (Netflix), 332 million
    8. After Life (Netflix), 283 million
    9. Stay Close (Netflix), 271 million
    10. Emily in Paris (Netflix), 248 million
     

You probably never imagined that Disturbed’s “Down with the Sickness” could be turned into a doo-wop song.  But the “There I Ruined It” guy did, and it’s awesome.

Celebrating a Birthday today: 

Biggest Loser trainer Jillian Michaels is 48.

Molly Ringwald is 54.

Dr. Dre is 57.

Matt Dillon is 58.

Vanna White is 65.

John Travolta is 68.

Cybill Shepherd is 72.

Styx lead singer Dennis DeYoung is 75.

Yoko Ono is 89.

On Saturday 

Stranger Things actress Millie Bobby Brown turns 18

Actor Benicio Del Toro turns 55

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell turns 63

Jeff Daniels turns 67.

Black Sabbath guitarist Tony Iommi turns 74.

And on Sunday 

Rihanna turns 34.

The Daily Show host Trevor Noah turns 38

Supermodel Cindy Crawford turns 56

Charles Barkley turns 59

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Lea Lexis

Today’s birthday girl has been in 735 fine films, including:

  • 3 Ring Orgy
  • Amazing Racks 3
  • Big Butts on Bicycles
  • Booty: The Bigger The Better
  • Dirty Sex in the City
  • Getting Slutty on My Birthday
  • The Horny Girlfriend Club
  • Intercourse With a Vampire
  • Manhammer 9
  • And who can forget her role in 2010’s Welcome to Footville 3

Lea Lexis is 34 years old

Sports Report 1

The Blues took on the Canadiens last night in Montreal in front of a sell out crowd of zero.  Now, the Blues were coming off a 5-2 win against Ottawa.  The Canadiens hadn’t won a game in their last 10.  So naturally – the game would go into overtime.  Robert Thomas tied things up at 1 near the end of the 1st.  We had a scoreless second before Pavel Buchnevich made the game 2-1 with just over 1 minute left.  But, the Canadiens didn’t give up.  They scored to tie things up with 10 seconds left.  And Cole Caufield, the guy who tied things up, only needed 2 minutes to overtime to score the game winner.  Up next for the Blues – a game against the Leafs in Toronto on Saturday.  Puck drop is scheduled for 6PM.

This weekend is the 2022 NBA All-Star Game in Cleveland.  Tonight you have the NBA All-Star Celebrity Game and the Rising Stars game.  Tomorrow it’s the Skills Challenge followed by the 3-point contest and the Dunk contest to wrap up All-Star Saturday.  Then on Sunday – the 71st NBA All-Star game kicks off at 7PM.

Here’s an update to something we had yesterday — The Los Angeles Rams, quarterback Matthew Stafford and his wife, Kelly, said that they would pay for a photographer’s medical bills and replace her cameras after she fell off the stage at the team’s Super Bowl celebration. Kelly Smiley, a photo editor for the NFL, NBA and NHL and a freelance photographer, said on Twitter that she fractured her spine in the fall, which happened in front of Matthew and Kelly Stafford, after she stepped backward on the stage. In addition, both of her cameras were broken, she tweeted. In a video that circulated on social media, Stafford appeared to notice that Smiley fell but walked away. Kelly Stafford, however, rushed to the edge of the stage to check on Smiley. Matthew Stafford was widely criticized on social media for his reaction in the video. A GoFundMe page was created to help Smiley and had generated more than $42,000 in donations as of Thursday afternoon.

Obviously Tom Brady is retired – for now – and the Bucs have to decide what they are going to do at the QB position.  Yesterday we started hearing rumors that it was DeShaun Watson’s team.  But now, we are learning that the team has pretty much told and prepared Blaine Gabbert – former Missouri Tiger and St. Louis’ own – that he will be their next QB.  According to many, Gabbert was an extra set of eyes for Brady and a bonus Offensive Coordinator all during last season.  Gabbert has actually been with the team since 2017.

On Thursday, a jury found former Angels communications director Eric Kay guilty on two counts of drug distribution resulting in death and drug conspiracy. The jury reached its verdict after deliberating for less than three hours. Sentencing is scheduled for June 28. Kay faces 20 years to life imprisonment for the drug distribution charge and up to 20 years for the drug conspiracy charge. A coroner’s report said Skaggs, 27, had choked to death on his vomit in 2019, and a toxic mix of alcohol, fentanyl and oxycodone was in his system.

While we are chatting baseball…the MLB and the Players Association met yesterday.  For a grand total of 15 minutes.  That’s it.  And as far as if we will see Opening Day on time.  The league has said that if something isn’t decided by the 28th of February….Opening Day is bye bye.

The Mizzou Tigers are back on the court tonight. They are at Mississippi State to take on the Bulldogs.  Tip off is at 6PM.  SLU is on the court tomorrow at Davidson at 2:30PM.  And the 12th ranked Fighting Illini is on the road to take on 19th ranked Michigan State tomorrow at 11AM.

It might seem crazy but it’s true…the Dayton 500 is this weekend.  The race goes down on Sunday from Daytona International.  Racetime is scheduled for 1:30PM.

The U.S. Women’s National Team opened the 2022 SheBelieves Cup with a 0-0 draw against the Czech Republic. Iceland defeated New Zealand 1-0 earlier in the evening and sit atop the SheBelieves Cup standings.  Thursday’s match between the USWNT and Czech Republic was just the second meeting ever between the two teams. The Americans last played, and defeated, the Czech Republic 8-1 in 2000. The USWNT is looking to win the SheBelieves Cup for the third straight year. And yesterday we saw the debut of a young star with a familiar last name.  Trinity Rodman made her debut in the draw.  Their next game is Sunday at 2PM against New Zealand.

We’re heading into the final few days of the Winter Olympics.  Let’s see how we did yesterday in Beijing . . .Early yesterday morning, speed skater Brittany Bowe won bronze in the women’s 1,000 meters.  She’s the current world record holder in that event, so third place was a little disappointing.  But it’s also the first Olympic medal of her career. We’ve still got a few more chances to add to our medal count this weekend, but it’s looking like Norway might run away with it.  Here’s the latest leaderboard we saw.

  1. Norway:  29. . . 14 gold, 7 silver, 8 bronze.
  2. Russia:  26. . . 5 gold, 9 silver, 12 bronze.
  3. Germany:  22. . . 10 gold, 7 silver, 5 bronze.
  4. Canada:  22. . . 4 gold, 6 silver, 12 bronze.
  5. USA:  21. . . 8 gold, 8 silver, 5 bronze.