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The 3-year cruise is canceled, leaving guests out hundreds of thousands of dollars – LINK

FDA Expands Cantaloupe Recall After Salmonella Infections Double in a Week – LINK

A Restaurant’s $1 Burrito Event Has Been Linked to a Norovirus Outbreak – LINK

The Merriam-Webster word of the year for 2023 is “authentic.”  It saw a substantial increase this year, because of “conversations about A.I., celebrity culture, identity, and social media.”  (Full Story)

Air travel has completely rebounded from COVID-19.  2,907,378 people were screened by TSA at U.S. airports on Sunday . . . and that’s the highest number of people to go through security on a single day EVER.  (Full Story)

Woman caught performing intimate act near families on Georgia beach is seen in new bodycam breaking down while telling cops she was ‘stressed’ – LINK

Naked man arrested at Disneyland wandering around It’s a Small World – LINK

Man opens emergency exit, jumps from plane at New Orleans airport gate – LINK

Use the ‘Calendar Method’ to Finally Declutter Your House – LINK

The Most Bizarre Items People Have Donated to Goodwill – LINK

Sheriff: Ga. man wearing chicken suit, high on mushrooms arrested after rampage through neighborhood – LINK

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A medical emergency has put The Late Show on hold. On social media, Stephen Colbert wrote, “Sorry to say that I have to cancel our shows this week. I’m sure you’re thinking, ‘Turkey overdose, Steve? Gravy boat capsize?’ Actually, I’m recovering from surgery for a ruptured appendix.” He added, “Going forward, all emails to my appendix will be handled by my pancreas.” – LINK

Kim Kardashian graces the cover of GQ‘s Man of the Year issue. Twenty years after the death of Robert Kardashian, Kim joins her mother and sisters to talk about how he continues to shape her life and work – LINK

Avenged Sevenfold have teased a collaboration with Fortnite with a video on their social media. They have many ties to the gaming world, as they’ve recorded several songs for the Call of Duty franchise – LINK

The Smashing Pumpkins performed an unreleased Christmas song called “Evergreen” and the traditional “Silver Bells” on The Wonderful World of Disney: Magical Holiday Celebration Sunday night. The performance can be watched on Hulu or Disney+.

Dave Grohl is a master of swearing at Foo Fighters concerts, so he needed some help to not curse during the band’s show after the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix on Sunday – LINK

Over the holiday weekend, Sean “Diddy” Combs was hit with two more sexual assault civil suits. The legislation made it possible for sexual assault accusers to state their case even if the alleged incident happened decades ago – LINK 

Arguably, the most well known and controversial Prodigy songs is ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ – and now, frontman Maxim appears to repeat the opening lyric, “Change my pitch up”, instead of the original second line: “Smack my bitch up” – LINK

If you’re looking to get something for Rafe Williams for Christmas, look no further than this new David Lee Roth book that will be here in January: ‘DLR Book: How David Lee Roth Changed the World’ – LINK

The long-awaited “This Is Spinal Tap” sequel will begin filming at the end of February.  Director Rob Reiner also confirmed three surprise guests:  Paul McCartney, Elton John, and Garth Brooks – LINK

AND FINALLY!

Who is the most hated TV character of all time? – LINK

  1. Joffrey Baratheon on “Game of Thrones”
  1. Ramsey Bolton on “Game of Thrones”
  1. Shou Tucker on the anime “Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood”
  1. The Governor on “The Walking Dead”
  1. Cersei Lannister on “Game of Thrones”
  1. Rachel Berry on “Glee”
  1. Livia Soprano on “The Sopranos”
  1. Todd Alquist on “Breaking Bad”
  1. Ezra Fitz on “Pretty Little Liars”
  1. Ed Peletier on “The Walking Dead” (He was Carol’s abusive husband in Season 1.) – LINK

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Jayna Woods

Today’s birthday girl has been in 83 fine films, including:

– Bang the House Sitter

– Barely Legal Ski Camp

– Big Booty Cuties 2

– C yoU Next Tuesday 6

– Dirtylicious Teens

– Great Sexpectations 1

– Pigtail Cuties 4

– Teen Hitchhikers 4

– And who can forget her role in 2004’s Who’s Your Daddy 4

Jayna Woods is 42 years old

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In the end, pitcher Sonny Gray wanted to be part of the tradition and history of the Cardinals. He told his agent that when the negotiations began with the Cardinals front office led by president of baseball operations John Mozeliak.

Gray, a veteran right-hander, and the Cardinals made their new pact official on Monday afternoon at Busch Stadium, complete with Gray putting on a Cardinals jersey and posing for pictures. Here is what he said when asked about why he wanted to be a Cardinal. AUDIO Gray is coming off of a 184-inning, 32-start season for the Minnesota Twins in 2023, a performance that made him the runner-up in the AL Cy Young Award voting. Gray went 8-8 with a 2.79 ERA, 9.0 strikeouts per nine innings. What’s the deal? I’m reading that it’s three-year deal that guarantees him $75 million and installs him atop the team’s revamped rotation. The contract includes a team option for 2027 at $30 million to make the total potential value $100 million, according to a source. If maximized, that would become the largest single contract the Cardinals have ever completed with pitcher. Pitcher Sonny Gray on his free agency: ‘Going into this I wanted to be a Cardinal’ – LINK

I’m always talking about having good tires on your car with RNR Tire Express. Jesse Luketa The Arizona Cardinals linebacker was driving to State Farm Stadium for the team’s afternoon game against the Los Angeles Rams, when he got a flat!

His luck changed, though, when some Cardinals fans saw him on the side of the road and offered the two-year veteran a lift. Ultimately, Luketa made it to the game without issue and would like to repay the fans’ kindness. He searched em down on social media and offered tickets to the next home game. Can you imagine being on the road and picking up one of your favorite players to take em to the game? Cardinals LB Jesse Luketa gets a ride from fans to State Farm Stadium after catching a flat – LINK

Frank Reich’s tenure in Carolina lasted just 11 games.

The Panthers fired the head coach on Monday after a 1-10 start to the 2023 season. Special teams coordinator Chris Tabor takes over as the interim head coach. Panthers fire Frank Reich after 1-10 start to first season in Carolina – LINK