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A Woman Has Been Banned from Walmart for Riding a Motorized Shopping Cart While Drinking Wine Out of a Pringles Can – TimeRecordsNews

This classy, sexy lady may not be welcome at Walmart anymore, but she’s certainly welcome in MY life.

The cops in Wichita Falls, Texas got a call on Friday morning from a Walmart about something, um, unique happening in their parking lot.

The employees said there was a woman who’d been driving one of their motorized shopping carts around the parking lot for at least two-and-a-half hours . . . and she was drinking WINE out of a PRINGLES CAN.

By the time the cops got there, the woman was gone . . . but they found her at a restaurant nearby.

She wasn’t arrested, but they did tell her the store was officially BANNING her. 

A Dad Places a Dating Ad for His Sons Before a Family Trip to New Zealand . . . and It Works – DailyMail

One in Nine Women Would Dump Their Partner for More Free Time Each Day – Yahoo

Having Sex at First Sight Could Lead to Better Relationships – NYPost

The Porn Trends for 2019 Show People Like Big Ladies, Porn for Women . . . and Not Redheads – Forbes

56% of People Would Rather Marry For Money Than Love – MarketWatch

Here’s Who We’re Most Likely to Have a Sex Dream About – YouGov

Four deaths and nearly 900 crashes attributed to snowstorm – Fox2Now

More snow possible this weekend – KSDK

Suspects in shoplifting case arrested following police pursuit – Fox2Now

Fire causes evacuation at St. Louis Lambert Airport – Fox2Now

Prosecutor won’t seek death penalty against alleged Catholic Supply Store shooter, AP reports – KMOV

Pedestrians get more time to cross busy downtown intersections – Fox2Now

Wisconsin man arrested in teen’s abduction, parents’ deaths – StarTribune

A bus driver rescued a barefoot toddler wandering in the freezing cold – Fox2Now

Blindfolded Utah teen crashes her car while doing the ‘Bird Box’ challenge – CNN

Why someone might steal your baby name – BabyCenter

How Do You Handle It When a Friend Steals Your Kids’ Names? – Reddit

A Guy Eats the Seat of a Police Car on the Way to Jail – MiamiHerald

YouGov survey: British sarcasm ‘lost on Americans’ – BBC

Fans go 0-for-101 attempting Cody Parkey Challenge at Chicago brewery – USAToday

Maybe all that talkin’ about the Oscar controversy worked out for KEVIN HART, because his movie “The Upside” with Bryan Cranston won the box office. It made $19.6 million this weekend, which is about TWICE what some experts predicted.  “Aquaman” made another $17.3 million to come in second.  Here’s this weekend’s Top 10 . . .

1.  NEW:  “The Upside”, $19.6 million.

2.  “Aquaman”, $17.3 million.  Up to $287.9 million in its 4th week.

3.  NEW:  “A Dog’s Way Home”, $11.3 million.

4.  “Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse”, $9 million.  Up to $147.8 million in its 5th week.

5.  “Escape Room”, $8.9 million.  Up to $32.4 million in its 2nd week.

6.  “Mary Poppins Returns”, $7.2 million.  Up to $150.7 million in its 4th week.  

7.  “Bumblebee”, $6.8 million.  Up to $108.5 million in its 4th week.

8.  “On the Basis of Sex”, $6.2 million.  Up to $10.6 million in its 3rd week.

9.  “The Mule”, $5.5 million.  Up to $90.6 million in its 5th week.

10.  “Vice”, $3.3 million.  Up to $35.9 million in its 3rd week. 

By the way, the Keanu Reeves movie “Replicas” debuted in 12th place with just $2.5 million, which is his career WORSTopening for a movie in wide release.

Steve Buscemi’s wife of over 30 years past away. An artist, choreographer and filmmaker. They had one son together.  A cause of death has not been stated. She was 64. They got married in 1987. A private memorial service was reportedly held last week in New York.

MEGYN KELLY settled up with NBC. She gets the remainder of her $69 million deal and her freedom because there is no non-compete clause, so she can start working somewhere else immediately. Last year, Fox News said it didn’t want her back, but you never know.  It sounds like she’s got SOMETHING lined up, because a few days ago, she said she’ll be back on the air this year. And hey a BILLY BUSH says he is in talks to return to “Extra”.  He was fired more than two years ago because of his involvement in the DONALD TRUMP “grab ’em by the you-know-what” tape.

You’ve probably never heard of Sarma Melngailis.  She’s a New York City restaurant owner who got four months in prison for stealing from investors. And during her case, she was sleeping with her attorney, apparently in return for legal favors. Well, the “New York Post” found texts between Sarma and LOUIS CK.  Apparently, they had sex at least one time . . . and he may have given her an STD. There’s a point where she tells him she’s, quote, “upset and freaked out.”  And he replies, quote, “I never swore that I was clean.  I told you I may or may not have given this to you.  I’m sorry if I did.  If you gave it to me, it’s okay. “We all share the current human bloodstream, which includes this kind of stuff.  I should have worn a condom, you should have made me, we should have a lot of things.  We are human.” He adds, quote, “Our generation has this stuff.  The next generation will all be inoculated and will have sex with electric glass penises and digital vaginas and they’ll get software viruses instead.  It’s part of life.” Also, Comedian Janeane Garofalo is sick of everyone taking shots at Louis C.K.  “Leave Louis C.K. alone.  “And when he performs at the Comedy Cellar and people get all irate, if nothing else, care about his daughters. If nothing else — if you can find no compassion for him, which I think you should — think about how his daughters, who hear all of this stuff, feel. Why don’t you leave him alone for them if you’re so women-empowering?” and  “I don’t believe in kicking a person when they’re down.”

True or false? 2019 is gonna be Tom Sizemore’s year to turn it around. Tom Sizemore‘s new year is going a lot like previous ones — he landed in jail for a drug bust. Burbank PD pulled him over because his Mercedes E350 was missing a front license plate and had expired registration tags. During the stop on Jan. 5, officers ended up searching Sizemore’s car, and they found drugs they believed were meth and heroin. Cops ended up arresting Sizemore and a male passenger for misdemeanor possession — so, it clearly wasn’t a huge stash of drugs, but a little’s enough to end up in handcuffs.

Both men posted bail and were released later in the day. The case is currently being reviewed by the city attorney’s office.

True or false number 2. Jackass star Bam Margera has quit his third stint in rehab after just 10 days? True. He says he doesn’t need the service to be sober. He revealed his decision in eight separate Instagram posts, which you can read on the blog. Some of it is a  bit disturbing maybe? Here is an example. “By day number 5 in rehab I realized when I am bored is when I drink,” he wrote. “In rehab I am bored 50 percent of the time so that’s when I figured out that when boredom sets in and alcohol is off limits that’s when I get creative as fuck, an explosion of good ideas, exercise, skate, workout, yoga, hike, bike way more. Because I don’t sit stagnant.”

Don’t like KYLIE JENNER?  Well, there’s not much you can do about that, but maybe this will lift your spirits a little:  Kylie used to have the most-liked post on Instagram, with just under 18.2 million likes. But someone decided to break that record, with a picture of a plain brown egg.  And their campaign succeeded.  Last night, it slipped past Kylie with 18.23 million likes.  Check it here 

Snoop Dogg did some play-by-play from the broadcast booth during a game between the L.A. Kings and the Pittsburgh Penguins on Saturday night.  He also dropped the puck for the ceremonial opening face-off.

The cast for the second season of “Celebrity Big Brother” has been announced, and the rumors were NOT true:  We won’t be seeing CAITLYN JENNER or former White House Press Secretary SEAN SPICER.  

Here are the other nine celebrity houseguests:

1.  Kato Kaelin

2.  Former “Blossom” heart-throb Joey Lawrence

3.  Former Olympian and national embarrassment Ryan Lochte

4.  Grammy nominee and TV personality Tamar Braxton

5.  Former Olympic track athlete and bobsledder Lolo Jones

6.  Former NFL running back and marijuana aficionado Ricky Williams

7.  Former WWE wrestler Natalie Eva Marie

8.  Former singer and current ‘real housewife’ Kandi Burruss

9.  Comedian Tom Green, who you’d remember from the ’90s when he was doing stuff like “Freddy Got Fingered”.

“Celebrity Big Brother” premieres next Monday on CBS. 

There’s a new documentary called “Forty Dollars a Pop,” about a guy who donated his sperm twice a week for about a year back in the 90’s.  Now he’s re-connected with some of his kids, and is living in a communal house with a few of them.  One of them is a 13-year-old girl named Alice, who tracked him down.  Then he met Alice’s mom for the first time, and they started dating.  Here he is talking about meeting her for the first time, and how many kids he might have out there. Foo Fighters played their first show of 2019 on Wednesday night (January 9th) at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas and frontman Dave Grohl is so 2015 because he also fell off stage again.  As seen in an Instagram video, Grohl can be seen accepting a beer from an audience member, placing it on top of a speaker and attempting unsuccessfully to drink it hands free while jamming. When the beer spills, he quickly grabs and chugs it, but loses his balance as he steps backwards and falls from the stage. Fortunately there are security team members there to help break his fall, after which he regains his footing and gets back onstage. Grohl famously broke his leg in 2015 falling off a stage in Sweden, forcing him to perform a number of shows on the band’s tour that summer while seated on a throne. Grohl also fell during a gig in Florida last year after stumbling over a speaker, but managed to brace himself before hitting the floor below. Foo Fighters will next appear at the tribute concert for the late Chris Cornell taking place at the Forum in Los Angeles on January 16th. The band will also perform the night before the Super Bowl in Atlanta and has booked two shows to help open the new Fillmore venue in New Orleans in mid-February.

Netflix has released a trailer for Fyre, a documentary about the collapse of the so-called Fyre Festival in the Bahamas in 2017. The film will focus on the scam artist behind the event, co-founder Billy McFarland, who promised major artists — including Blink-182 and others — luxury accommodations and high-end food to attendees who shelled out thousands of dollars and were left stranded on a beach with a few tents, a handful of sandwiches and no festival. The documentary will premiere on Netflix on January 18th

After a lot of talk, it’s really starting to sound like the “Coming to America” sequel is actually happening. They just got a director by the name of Craig Brewer, who did the movie “Hustle & Flow”.  He recently directed EDDIE MURPHY in “Dolemite is My Name”, a Netflix movie about ’70s “blaxploitation” movie star RUDY RAY MOORE. The script is getting a rewrite from Kenya Barris, the creator of “Black-ish”. In the new movie, Prince Akeem returns to America to find his long-lost son, the heir to the throne of the African nation of Zamunda.  Eddie says, quote, “I’m looking forward to bringing all these classic and beloved characters back to the big screen.” There’s no word who’s coming back, but JOHN AMOS wants in.  He played the father of Akeem’s bride in the original, and he wants to have lunch with Eddie and hash things out. The original “Coming to America” came out in 1988.

KANYE WEST was supposed to headline Coachella, but just two days before the lineup was announced, he backed out. Kanye wanted to design and build a giant dome in the middle of the festival grounds, just for his performance. But they told him no, because there wasn’t time to get it done, and also, they’d have to rearrange the entire festival including the removal of a large section of portable bathrooms. “West said he shouldn’t be spending his time talking about port-a-potties.” On a related note, Kim Kardashian says Kanye convinced Mattel to make her a one-off Barbie based on her, after they declined to make an entire line of Kim Kardashian Barbies.                                                                                     

The NFL has finally confirmed that MAROON 5 will headline the Super Bowl Halftime Show on Sunday, February 3rd.  Their guests will be TRAVIS SCOTT and BIG BOI from OUTKAST, who’s from Atlanta, where the game is taking place.There was a lot of talk that the NFL was having trouble finding special guests to appear with Maroon 5.  And “Billboard” saysTravis only agreed to do it if the NFL agreed to join him in donating $500,000 to Dream Corps, a social justice charity. Sources say Black Lives Matter and several other nonprofits may be receiving donations as well. 

Aaron Sorkin says there should be a sequel to “The Social Network”, because of all the changes at Facebook since the movie came out.

GAL GADOT, JASON MOMOA, and MARGOT ROBBIE will voice their superhero characters, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, and Harley Quinn, in “The LEGO Movie 2”.

Pete Davidson performed stand-up at Tarrytown Music Hall in New York on Saturday night, where he addressed Ariana Grande’s claim that he has a 10-inch penis. “Everything is huge to her,” he joked, according to People. “Why would she tell everyone that I have a huge penis? So that every girl who sees my d**k for the rest of my life is disappointed?” Davidson went on to share that he hooked up with a friend after his split from Grande and was told that his penis is “like an average black man’s.” The SNL star also responded to an audience member who yelled out Kate Beckinsale’s name amid rumors that the pair hooked up. He reportedly “smiled sheepishly” and said “yes.”

Logan Paul has apologized for declaring that he plans to “go gay” for a month. Twitter users slammed the disgraced YouTube star after he made the remark during a discussion about New Year’s resolutions. “We’re vegan now, and we’re sober. But February, we are going to go the opposite,” he noted. “And then March… it’s male-only March. We’re going to attempt to go one way, swing, and then go back.” GLAAD reacted by tweeting, “That’s not how it works, @LoganPaul.” One critic wrote, “Being gay is not a choice. This is an insult to the LGBTQ+ community. Stop this nonsense and stop supporting problematic people.” Another commented, “Don’t ‘go gay for a month.’ Please just go away.” Paul responded to the backlash over the weekend by tweeting, “Very poor choice of words… my fault.”

Chris Pratt took to Instagram on Sunday to reveal that he is engaged to Katherine Schwarzenegger. The 39-year-old actor shared a photo of himself kissing the 29-year-old’s head as she looks down at the diamond on her finger. “Sweet Katherine, so happy you said yes! I’m thrilled to be marrying you. Proud to live boldly in faith with you. Here we go!” he captioned the shot. Pratt and his ex-wife Anna Faris separated in August 2017 and finalized their divorce in October 2018. He and Arnold Schwarzenegger’s daughter have been dating for seven months.

Child celebrities always grow up a little too fast, but is this really one of those cases?  Over the weekend, MILLIE BOBBY BROWN posted some pictures of herself in a tight dress and heels.  Nothing too provocative, but it still caused a little bit of a stir because she’s only 14.  She turns 15 next month. People told her to act her age and “enjoy being a kid.”  But she’s not sweating it.  She said, quote, “Quite frankly it’s my Instagram and if I choose to post that picture and you don’t like it, scroll past it. “If we could spread love as quickly as we spread hate and negativity, what an amazing world we would live in.”

BIRTHDAYS

Dave Grohl is 50Foo Fighters and Nirvana 

Jason Bateman is 50.  

LL Cool J is 51.

Slick Rick is 54.  Eye patch-wearing rap pioneer.

Carl Weathers is 71.  Apollo Creed in “Rocky”

Today’s BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY…if you were a fan of Two And A Half Men, this bombshell was on there.  If you are older you may remember her from Bosom Buddies…44 year old Sarah Paulson knows her as the woman she sleeps with in real life….Holland Taylor is 76 years young.

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PORNO BIRTHDAY

JESSICA VALENTINO

Today’s birthday girl would pass out if she had to blow out a candle for every dude she’s slept with….and she’s shown her skills in 121 fine films including:

  • Daddy’s Lil Whore
  • Armpit Worship Volume 3
  • Panty Raid
  • Getting A’s the Hard Way
  • Be My Bitch Volume 5
  • Face Invaders Volume 2
  • And who could forget…her unforgettable role in….SORRY DADDY!  Whitezilla Broke Me.

JESSICA VALENTINO is 30 YEARS OLD

Here are some results from this weekend’s NFL divisional playoff games.  First, on Saturday…Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs made easy work of the Indianapolis Colts.  The Rams then defeated the Cowboys 30-22 in the late game.  Yesterday, the Patriots destroyed the Chargers.  The 41-28 score isn’t even close to how the game was actually dominated by New England.  And in a really close game, the Saints beat the Eagles 20-14, this after the Eagles were up 14-0 early.  So that means next weekend, it looks like it will be the Rams vs. the Saints in New Orleans, and the Patriots will head to KC to play the Chiefs. 

On Saturday, Jordan Binnington picked up his 2nd win in a row as the Blues got the 3-1 win over the Stars in Dallas.  Vladimir Tarasenko scored twice and Pat Maroon added a goal on their way to the win.  Tonight, the team is in Washington as they take on the Capitals at 6PM.

As the sweepstakes for baseball’s best free agents heats up, Manny Machado is sitting on an eight-year offer from the Chicago White Sox and is still engaged with the Philadelphia Phillies while their pursuit of Bryce Harper grew stronger with an in-person meeting in Las Vegas over the weekend. The Phillies, as anticipated, could serve as the eventual home for two of the most talented free agents in a generation wind up. Though a USA Today report deemed Philadelphia a “clear-cut favorite” to sign Harper, the Washington Nationals remain a possible landing spot for the 26-year-old outfielder.

A group led by Oakland A’s team president Billy Beane met with Heisman Trophy winner Kyler Murray last night in hopes of getting him to skip the 2019 NFL draft. Murray was taken by the A’s with the No. 9 pick in the 2018 MLB draft and then went on to play his final season of college football with Oklahoma. He led the Sooners to a Big 12 title and a trip to the College Football Playoff, but they were eliminated in the semifinals. Murray has until today to declare for the NFL draft, and then he has an additional 72 hours to change his mind after he declares. Previous reports say Murray is looking for a $15 million deal with the A’s, or else he will put his name in for the NFL draft. But some say that’s all lies, Murray has not made any monetary demands of the A’s. 

 Crazy story BEFORE the AFC Divisional playoff game on Saturday.  Chiefs offensive tackle Jeff Allen got stuck in the snow on his way to Saturday’s win over the Colts, he was probably a little more stressed out than most of us would have been. However, he did get some much-needed assistance so he could get to the divisional round contest on time.  He posted on Twitter: My car got stuck in the snow before the game & a nice guy named Dave help pull me out without knowing I was a player. I want to give him tickets to the AFC championship game for helping but don’t have a way to contact him. He drove a 97 or 98 Black Suburban. Pls RT #ChiefsKingdom. Thanks to the power of Twitter and the ability to navigate a few scammers, Allen was able to find the man who helped him in his time of need to gift him tickets to next week’s game. If the Chiefs win next week, it will be their first trip to the Super Bowl since they won Super Bowl IV. Maybe Dave will continue to be a good luck charm.

Rafael NadalMaria Sharapova and Angelique Kerber were among the winners as the Australian Open got underway on Monday. Also taking her first-round match was American Sloane Stephens. The major’s defending champions, Caroline Wozniacki and Roger Federer, also get things started today.

UCLA gymnast Katelyn Ohashi earned a perfect “10” score for her floor routine at Under Armour’s 2019 Collegiate Challenge on Saturday, and the video of her performance has gone viral after it was tweeted out by UCLA Gymnastics. Before going to UCLA, Ohashi, who’s a senior, had competed at the elite level, but she decided to go to college and compete on the collegiate level after injuring her back and shoulder.

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