#RizzRecap: Terrible Ways To Die List, Face Tattoos, An Insane Mugshot and loads more.
#Headline Hooshe: A Couple Gets Busted for Having Sex in an Intersection . . . and the Woman’s Been Arrested For That Before, With a Different Guy
via OKCFox: If you’re a single guy in the Oklahoma City area and you like the idea of having sex in public in broad daylight, do I have the lady for YOU.
The cops in Oklahoma City got a call on Friday around 5:30 P.M. about two people having sex under a tree, right by a busy intersection.
When the cops got there, they found 48-year-old Tony Willis and 42-year-old Verna LeClair drunk and doin’ it, in full view of ALL the traffic. So they were both arrested for indecent exposure and public intoxication.
But . . . it turns out this isn’t Verna’s first time getting arrested for this move. Last October, she was arrested for having sex in the late afternoon in a liquor store parking lot . . . with a 21-year-old dude named Kevin Bohanon.
Those charges were dismissed. It’s too early to say whether she’ll dodge them again this time.
Mike Arnold the owner of Gus Gus Fun Bus GoFundMe: St. Louis knows him at Gus Gus the Fun Bus – champion of all things STL. Mike Arnold has been an endless cheerleader of so many, and now it’s time to return the favor.
On Saturday afternoon, Mike was hit as a pedestrian by a truck during an attempted robbery in downtown St. Louis. He was taken to the hospital with multiple broken bones, and is currently in ICU. You can read the update in the Post Dispatch here.
Mike is not only a dear friend to many in St. Louis, he is also father, step-father, and grandfather of a big, beautiful blended family affectionally referred to as The SchArnoTicks. In fact, the entire reason behind the purchase of the 15 passenger bus known as Gus Gus the Fun Bus was purchased to make it possible for the entire family to be able to enjoy getaways and vacations together.
Terrible Ways To Die List.. #21 Eaten Alive
Indonesian Woman Swallowed Whole By 23-Foot Python
via HuffPo: A missing Indonesian woman has been found dead inside the belly of a 23-foot-long python, village officials said.
Wa Tiba, 54, was last heard from on Thursday before she went to check on her vegetable garden near her village on Muna Island in central Indonesia, reported The Associated Press…
iPhones Will Finally Be Able to Tell 911 Exactly Where You Are
via CNN: Before you start in with the “Big Brother” stuff here, keep in mind that most of us already give this info up voluntarily. And this could save a lot of lives . . .
Yesterday, Apple announced a new feature coming to all iPhones later this year, that will tell 911 your EXACT location if you call and need help.
Most people don’t know this, but 911 has never been able to use your cell signal to pinpoint you like they can with a landline. They only see the cell towers you’re close to, which gives them a general area. And that area is usually hundreds of yards wide.
That’s a problem, because about 80% of 911 calls are now made from cell phones. And callers aren’t always able to communicate their location. Either because they can’t talk, or don’t know exactly where they are.
And this new feature could help even if you DO know where you are. Because if they immediately know your location, they can get help to you even faster.
Obviously phones already have the capability to make all of this happen. Most of us let companies like Uber track our location all the time.
But the 911 response system hasn’t had a major overhaul in 50 years. So Apple is now extending that GPS capability to dispatchers. And if you really don’t want them knowing your location, there WILL be an option in your settings to turn 911 tracking off.
The Top Three Spots Your Boss Doesn’t Want You to Get a Tattoo
via YouGov: Are you currently weighing the pros and cons of getting a sweet FACE TATTOO. (???) If so, this might help you make a more informed decision . . .
According to a new survey, your face is the number one spot bosses DON’T want you to get inked up. SHOCKING, right?
500 hiring managers were asked about different tattoo locations, and how they might affect your chances of landing a job. Here are the top three spots on your body you might want to think twice about . . .
1. Your face. 78% said of hiring managers said it would hurt your chances of getting hired. But 17% claimed it wouldn’t make a difference . . . and 4% actually said they’d be MORE likely to hire someone with a face tattoo. (1% declined to answer.)
2. Your neck. 66% said it hurts your chances. 28% claimed it doesn’t make a difference. 5% said it might actually help you land a job.
3. Your hands. 60% said it hurts your chances. 33% said no difference. And 6% said it might help.
Another 41% said forearm tattoos would also lower your chances of getting hired.
One spot that DOESN’T matter as much is your lower back. 78% of hiring managers said a lower back tattoo makes no difference at all. Only 14% said it hurts your chances when you’re applying for a job, and 6% said it increases them.
Video Game Addiction Is Now Officially a Mental Health Condition
via CNN: The World Health Organization has officially classified video game addiction as a mental health condition for the first time ever. They’re calling it “gaming disorder,” and it’s included in the 11th edition of their “International Classification of Diseases”.
That gives the addiction a significant boost in credibility, and could help make it easier for people who have it to get the proper treatment.
But some psychologists aren’t convinced it should be considered on the same level as other additions, like drugs or even gambling . . . because they say video game addiction rarely stands alone, and it’s usually a side effect of anxiety or depression.
And they’ve found that when those get treated, the amount a person plays video games tends to drop.
Phil Mickelson found himself in a rules controversy on Saturday at the U.S. Open unlike any he’d ever experienced in his career, and according to his wife, he offered to withdraw from the tournament. But the USGA told him that wouldn’t be necessary, and Mickelson played his final round on Sunday just hours after one of the strangest moments in recent major championship history. He for sure lost his cool on Saturday . . . and made a SEVERE error in judgment, by committing an EGREGIOUS breach of etiquette, that might tarnish his image FOREVER. No, he didn’t rip off his clothes and streak across the fairway . . . he just did what EVERYONE does when they get frustrated in mini-golf, after making a bad putt. He putted it again before waiting for the first putt to stop rolling away. Phil was on 13th green. His putt missed wide right, and it started rolling downhill. So, he ran over, and hit the ball . . . as it was still moving . . . back toward the hole. He missed again. In mini-golf, your friends usually look the other way . . . but in REAL golf this is apparently a heinous crime. The rules call for a two-stroke penalty, so Phil took a 10 on the Par 4 hole. He even later said that he pulled the stunt STRATEGICALLY, because he thought it would be even worse for him if he let it continue rolling away. But the golf world is out for blood. Some are saying he should have been disqualified or withdrew from the tournament. Others call Phil’s actions an “embarrassment.” And the announcers even freaked out the minute he did it.
HEATHER LOCKLEAR is struggling once again. She was hospitalized yesterday for a psych evaluation after threatening to shoot herself. Her parents went to her house because she was acting “agitated.” But she got violent . . . choking her mother, and hitting her father. That’s when her mother called the police.Heather didn’t actually have a gun when she threatened to kill herself, but she was reportedly “trying to find” one. Heather was arrested back in February for felony domestic violence against her boyfriend. During the arrest, she allegedly threatened to shoot officers if they ever returned to her home. In March, she was back in rehab. Heather has been dealing with mental issues off-and-on for a decade, and she’s struggled with drug and alcohol addiction for at least that long. In 2008, someone else called 911 on her behalf, claiming she was suicidal. “People” magazine says her friends and family believe she needs MORE than rehab . . . she needs to have her underlying mental issues diagnosed and treated.
TOMMY LEE and his son BRANDON continued their Father’s Day social media war yesterday. Tommy’s fiancée Brittany Furlan even joined in, when she commented on the video Brandon posted of Tommy unconscious. She said, quote, “Brandon . . . this is too much. Your dad loves you and you love your dad. Please stop. Everyone is clearly hurt. Enough is enough.” And Brandon replied, quote, “Don’t be a hero Britney. My dad needs another vodka Lemonade. Chop chop #enabler.” But then Brandon posted an Instagram message, telling his dad to stop sharing their dirt on social media because, quote, “It’s making us all act like kids.” He added, quote, “Come on man. It’s time to move on. Let’s keep this private.” But a few hours later, Tommy posted this . . . quote, “You know you’re in trouble when you look on someone’s Instagram page and just about every [effing] photograph is a selfie.” Then he added a puking emoji. It’s not clear if he was talking about Brandon, but that kid sure does post a lot of pictures of himself.
Todd Harrell, founding bassist for the band 3 Doors Down, has been sent to the slammer again after he was arrested late last week on drug and gun charges. The 46-year-old was taken into custody after authorities in Jackson County, Mississippi, responded to an alarm at his home. They spotted guns and drugs at the scene, while Harrell’s wife told them he had gotten physical with her. He faces charges of possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, possession of a controlled substance and domestic violence simple assault. He previously served two years in prison for causing a deadly crash in Nashville in 2013.
Rapper XXXTENTACION was shot and killed in Miami yesterday. He was leaving a motorcycle dealership in his car when two men approached, and at least one of them opened fire. He was only 20 years old. The two men fled in an SUV, and there aren’t any suspects yet. Police believe it may have been a robbery. XXXTentacion began his rise to fame in 2015, when he uploaded the track “Look At Me!” to SoundCloud. His album debuted at #1 when it came out this past March. Here is one called EFF LOVE (AUDIO) But he was known as much for his legal issues as his music. His rap sheet includes arrests for gun possession, robbery, assault with a deadly weapon, and domestic violence against his pregnant girlfriend. Still, the rap community was sad to see him go. KANYE WEST Tweeted, quote, “Rest in peace. I never told you how much you inspired me when you were here. Thank you for existing.” Not long ago, XXXTentacion posted a video where he talked about the possibility that he’ll die young,
The “MTV Movie & TV Awards” aired last night, and CHRIS PRATT stole the show when he accepted the annual Generation Award by laying out NINE RULES for the next generation.
MICHAEL B. JORDAN picked up the award for Best Villain and gave us the low hanging fruit joke of the night..
Other winners included “It” for Best Onscreen Team
MILLIE BOBBY BROWN from “Stranger Things” for Best Performance in a Show,
gAL GADOT “Wonder Woman” won for Best Fight Scene.
Best Movie Winner: “Black Panther”
Best Show Winner: “Stranger Things”
Best Performance in a Movie: Chadwick Boseman in “Black Panther”
Best Performance in a Show: Millie Bobby Brown in “Stranger Things”
Best Hero: Chadwick Boseman as T’Challa in “Black Panther” and right at the podium he handed it over to a REAL hero, the guy who stopped the Waffle House shooter two months ago
Disney may have just enjoyed a record-breaking opening weekend, with $180 million in box office receipts and the highest animated movie opening ever, but now a warning that the movie may cause epileptic seizures.
There are several scenes with the villain Screenslaver using a weapon that involves flashing lights. After the film debuted Friday, fans took to Twitter to vent their outrage. “TO ANY FRIENDS WHO HAVE EPILEPSY, SEIZURE DISORDERS OR LIGHT SENSITIVITY: please be careful if you’re seeing the Incredibles 2,” advised one Twitter user. “I unfortunately had an issue and don’t want this happening to anybody else.” The Epilepsy Foundation urged Disney on Saturday to issue a warning, and Disney has complied, sending notices to movie theaters to post. Fans then took to Twitter to thank Disney for their swift action
A list of the ‘Biggest Plot Holes in Classic Disney Movies’ is making the rounds online, I have 4 of them
1. “The Little Mermaid”, where Ariel FORGETS how to write. She isn’t able to TALK to Prince Eric because of the deal she struck to give up her voice . . . but why can’t she write stuff down? She proved she could read and write when she signed Ursula’s contract in the first place. Also, Ariel seems perfectly fine with Eric eating a crab, which is a little disturbing since she was FRIENDS with a crab.
2. “Beauty and the Beast”, where Beast’s age is unclear. When he was a HUMAN prince, he was around 11 when the witch put the curse on him. We learn that the last petal on the enchanted rose will fall on his 21st birthday, and he’s been under the spell for about 10 years. But in the portrait of him pre-Beast, he doesn’t look like an 11-year-old boy. He looks like he’s in his 20s.
3. “Cinderella”, where the slipper breaks the rules. Why didn’t the glass slippers disappear like everything else after midnight? Both of them conveniently remained intact. Also, why did one of the slippers fall off if they’re supposed to fit perfectly? Why wasn’t Cinderella way more chill when she found out the prince was looking for HER? And is there really only one girl in the whole village who has her shoe size?
4 “101 Dalmatians”, where the costs would be out of control. Why would ANYONE want to own over a hundred dogs? Roger and Anita get the money to buy a house in the country and keep the dogs . . . but even still, having all of them would surely bankrupt them. At best, they’re really dumb . . . at worst, they’re trying to start a puppy mill.
BTW and yes Warning: Possible spoilers ahead . . .Rumor has it that BILLY DEE WILLIAMS might be coming back to play Lando Calrissian in “Star Wars: Episode Nine”. There’s no official word . . . it comes from a “Star Wars” fan site called FanthaTracks.com, and they’re citing their own “sources,” so who knows. Unfortunately, there are no further details. Either way, we’ll probably find out soon whether or not there’s anything to it. Filming on “Episode IX” starts next month.
We’ve already seen permanent tattoos and a whirlwind engagement from ARIANA GRANDE and PETE DAVIDSON. They even moved in together, got MORE tattoos, and went furniture shopping. And now we’re into song-naming territory. Ariana has an “interlude” on her upcoming album “Sweetener”, and she has decided to name it “Pete”. When one of her followers got on her case for doing that, she replied, quote, “The truth is I been the [eff] thru it and life’s too short to be cryptic n [stuff] about something as beautiful as this love I’m in. So Pete it is.”
If you didn’t already believe we’re living in BIZARRO WORLD, then you haven’t been paying attention to what’s been going on with KIM KARDASHIAN. Lately she’s been working with the White House as the voice and face of criminal justice reform, and being named one of the most influential people by “Time” magazine. Whether you agree with it or not, she’s about nine-tenths of the way to being LEGIT. She’s even besties now wit Van Jones from CNN. And in a new interview with him, she talked about starting a career in LAW. She said, quote, “If there wasn’t the long college process, I would be an attorney. But I researched that in the state of California I could assist an attorney for three years and just take the bar. So you never know.” That led to Van asking Kim if she would ever run for office.
She is still doing Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath. Season three will premiere in the fall. But now Ms Remini, the Remster, will star in a new sitcom about a woman, her ex-husband and her new wife, who all work together to raise a family in Middle America. Remini will play Jean, who considers herself a patriot that loves her country and firmly believes in everyone’s right to be left alone. Her ex will be played by Kevin James!!!! Kidding. Jean in many ways fits the stereotype of a typical conservative. However, she leads a very progressive lifestyle as she is now married to a woman, Betty. Together, they’re raising Jean’s two sons with the help of the boys’ father and Jean’s ex-husband, Richie, who lives in the garage.
Fran Drescher has revealed that she’d be open to starring in a revival of The Nanny, which premiered 25 years ago this year. “The thing is our show would be the same characters 20 years later. We can’t just pick up where we left off,” she tells Entertainment Tonight. “But in a way, that could be really good because the show can have a whole fresh bend to it.” The actress also addresses fans suggesting that CBS replace the canceled Roseanne reboot with The Nanny revival. “I’m not mad at that suggestion,.” Drescher joked. “I mean, I’m waiting to get the call.”
The National Comedy Museum is becoming a reality. It is preparing to open up to the public on August 1. The museum has collected artifacts from Bob Hope, Phyllis Diller, Charlie Chaplin, Mary Tyler Moore, Richard Pryor, Lily Tomlin, Rodney Danger, and Johnny Carson and George Carlin. It will also have items from shows and movies like Seinfeld, Saturday Night Live, 30 Rock, Ghostbusters, Friends, and more. Plus, there are “eight more individuals” who are in talks to donate items—so if your favorite older comedian isn’t on that list, there’s still a chance you’ll get to see their notebooks or whatever. There will be a “five-day celebration” in August to kick it off featuring Amy Poehler, Lily Tomlin, and an SNL reunion featuring Dan Aykroyd, Laraine Newman, and Garrett Morris.
It’s not exactly a NIRVANA reunion, but these days you take what you can get: When the FOO FIGHTERS play Safeco Field in Seattle on September 1st, one of the opening acts will be GIANTS IN THE TREES. That’s the new band of Nirvana bassist KRIST NOVOSELIC. Meaning that he’ll be playing the same stage as former Nirvana bandmates DAVE GROHL and PAT SMEAR on the same night. It would be pretty cool if these three jammed together at some point.
Blink-182 has postponed their Las Vegas residency shows scheduled for this because drummer Travis Barker has blood clots in his arms and cannot play until a doctor says it’s cool. They were scheduled to perform a series of shows at Vegas’ Pearl Concert Theatre this weekend and next. They also have dates scheduled for October, September and November.
THE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND scored their seventh #1 album with “Come Tomorrow”, which sold 292,000 copies in its first week. Of that number, 285,000 were in traditional album sales, which doesn’t count streaming. And according to “Billboard”, that’s actually the biggest sales week for a rock album in over four YEARS. It’s also the Dave Matthews Band’s seventh straight album to DEBUT at #1 . . . and they’re the ONLY group to do that. That dates back to 1998, when “Before These Crowded Streets” started at #1.
Kristen Bell is getting dumped, and she goes on her honeymoon anyway …. With her father (Kelsey Grammer). And because this is a revenge rom-com, she meets a nice guy too (Seth Rogen). Like Father premieres on Netflix August 3, 2018
“America’s Got Talent”on NBC.
“Beat Shazam” on Fox.
“Chrisley Knows Best” on USA
“The Jim Jefferies Show” on Comedy Central.