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A Guy Tries to Get Away After Huffing Air Freshener at Walmart . . . But He Passes Out Right in Front of the Store
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The biggest problem with trying to HUFF AND RUN is that the huffing part sure makes the running part more difficult.

There’s a 27-year-old guy named Logan Vinton Epperly in Triangle, Virginia . . . and trust me, he’s much less fancy than that name suggests.

Around 4:00 A.M. on Monday, Logan broke into a Walmart and started huffing from their cans of air freshener. Then he tried to run away.

But . . . all that huffing really ruined that plan. When the cops got there, they found him totally passed out RIGHT in front of the store.

He was charged with burglary and inhaling drugs or other noxious chemical substances.

Child injured after falling off bumper of mom’s moving car in Warren County – KMOV
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St. Charles City Council proposes noise ordinance to ban music on patios – KMOV
Suspects swipe key to display case, steal high-end watches at Chesterfield store – Fox2Now
Former Dispatcher Sentenced for Theft of Funds – USNews
Woman starts petition to prevent more deaths at local summer attraction – KMOV
Amazon’s Prime Day Had Good Deals . . . If Only the Website Didn’t Keep Crashing – CNN
Papa John’s Removes John Schnatter From Marketing, Ads, Pizza Boxes – Delish
Jeff Bezos Becomes the Richest Man in Modern History – Bloomberg
Disability rights groups question Starbucks’ straw ban – NYPost
It May Seem Like Contaminated Food Outbreaks Are On The Rise, But Experts Say Detection Is Just Getting Better – KHN
The Key to Looking Good Is Going to Sleep at 9:45 P.M. . . . and Then Sleeping, Like, Forever – RSVPLive
Parents are throwing their daughters period parties – NYPost
Middle Children Are Going Extinct Because No One Wants to Have Three Kids Anymore – USAToday


Washington Nationals outfielder Bryce Harper won the Home Run Derby yesterday ahead of baseball’s All-Star Game tonight, rallying in the final round from being down 18-9 to beat the Chicago Cubs’ Kyle Schwarber 19-18, and doing it before hometown fans, with the All-Star Game being played in Nationals Park this year. Harper connected on the contest-ending and -winning homer in extra time, which he got after hitting two home runs at least 440 feet during the four minutes of regulation.

The 2018 MLB ALL STAR Game is tonight live from Washington.  The NL will take on the AL and for the National League, Max Scherzer will get the start and for the AL, Chris Sale will start his third straight All-Star game.  The game is tonight on Fox..first pitch is scheduled for 7PM

Longtime Cardinals catcher Yadier Molina said he’d “welcome the opportunity” if he had a chance to be player-manager during his last contract year with St. Louis in 2020. “For any player, that would be a dream to be considered for such a role. It would be a dream. I’m not shutting the door to anything. I am very open. Of course, maybe I would like to spend some time with my family first. But if such an opportunity comes up, obviously I would accept it.” The 36-year-old Molina, considered one of the game’s best catchers, has spent his entire 15-year career with the Cardinals. The Cardinals fired Mike Matheny on Saturday after six-and-a-half seasons as manager, and named Mike Schildt to serve as interim manager. Molina knows that the organization is looking to him to be a stabilizing influence in the clubhouse.

The whistleblower at the center of an academic fraud investigation at the University of Missouri Athletic Department said yesterday that she’s ready to name names. In a series of tweets today, Yolanda Kumar, the now former academic tutor in the Mizzou Athletic Department who came forward in the fall of 2016 to say she took classes for players and was involved in other forms of academic dishonesty. She says she will release a full list of students and classes, along with new allegations,TOMORROW. Last night, Mizzou athletics said its review “will reveal that the university, as well as its student-athletes and staff, have shown great integrity in responding to the allegations raised.”

Ezekiel Elliott’s autograph session on Saturday at the National Fantasy Football Convention was a total nightmare for some fans.  For starters, he showed up late and he only signed his own merchandise—which included shirts that were on sale for $25. According to news reports, fans were told before the autograph session that the one-time Pro Bowler would sign two items of their choice. They only found out later that wasn’t the case.  And to make it worse, some fans didn’t get autographs and spent tons of money for nothing. For example, one guy said that he flew in from Los Angeles for the event, spending $1,900. He dropped $1,000 on a Legends pass, and buying two Dallas Cowboys mini helmets. He thought he would get Elliott to sign those mini helmets, and use them as a giveaway on his website. But Elliott didn’t sign them.

With it being another one of those weird sports days with not much happening in the world of sports besides tonight’s all-star game…there is a list that was put out that ranked the best sports franchises of ALL TIME.  Lets see how you do…1) YANKEES, 2) CELTICS 3) LAKERS 4) PACKERS 5) STEELERS 6)BULLS 7) BARCELONA 8) RED SOX 9) PATRIOTS and 10)MANCHESTER UNITED  (The Cardinals were the highest ranked STL team falling in at #15.  The Red Wings were the highest NHL team at #12)



The nominees for the “MTV Video Music Awards” have been announced, and Cardi B leads the way with 10, including Best New Artist and Artist of the Year.  The Carters (Jay-Z and Beyoncé) are next with eight.


The Video of the Year nominees are:  “No Tears Left to Cry” by Ariana Grande, “Finesse (Remix)” by Bruno Mars, “Havana” by Camila Cabello, “This Is America” by Childish Gambino, “God’s Plan” by Drake, and “Apes**t by The Carters.


The nominees for Artist of the Year are:  Ariana Grande, Bruno Mars, Camila Cabello, Cardi B, Drake, and Post Malone.


The biggest snub was probably Taylor Swift, who didn’t get anything other than three nominations in the technical categories . . . even though her video for “Look What You Made Me Do” has been a huge success. In fact, it even debuted DURING last year’s “VMA” broadcast.  Naturally, Taylor’s fans are acting like this is an EPIC TRAGEDY, and that their lives are over. The ceremony is Sunday, August 20th in New York.  There’s no word on a host or any performers yet.  Voting is now open at  Here are all the “VMA” categories you care about:


Video of the Year:

Ariana Grande, “No Tears Left to Cry”

Bruno Mars and Cardi B, “Finesse (Remix)”

Camila Cabello and Young Thug, “Havana”

The Carters, “Apes**t

Childish Gambino, “This Is America”

Drake, “God’s Plan”



Artist of the Year:

Ariana Grande

Bruno Mars

Camila Cabello

Cardi B


Post Malone


Best Pop Video:

Ariana Grande, “No Tears Left to Cry”

Camila Cabello and Young Thug, “Havana”

Demi Lovato, “Sorry Not Sorry”

Ed Sheeran, “Perfect”

Pink, “What About Us”

Shawn Mendes, “In My Blood”


Best Rock Video:

Fall Out Boy, “Champion”

Foo Fighters, “The Sky Is a Neighborhood”

Imagine Dragons, “Whatever It Takes”

Linkin Park, “One More Light”

Panic! At the Disco, “Say Amen (Saturday Night)”

Thirty Seconds to Mars, “Walk on Water”



JOHNNY DEPP has settled his $25 million lawsuit against his former business managers . . . heading off a fraud trial that was scheduled to begin on August 15th.  There’s no word on the terms, but both sides said they were happy with the deal.  Johnny’s attorney said the lawsuit and settlement were, quote, “a further demonstration that Johnny is determined to take firm action to protect his personal and artistic reputation in the interests of his family and his career.” Johnny claimed his former managers wasted millions of dollars of his money, while they said that his own mismanagement . . . including a $2 million-per-month lifestyle . . . is to blame.


Stormy Daniel’s lawyer Michael Avenatti got into a Twitter spat with actor James Woods over the weekend. Woods mocked him after being interviewed during a London protest against the president featuring a “Baby Trump” blimp.  Avenatti Tweeted back Has Been Jimbo: You know what I love? Every time you pop off about me, one or two more women contact my ofc and describe your harassment/assault of them and #MeToo issues, seeking representation. Keep playing games and you will be next. I promise. ” Woods has been steadfast in his support of Donald Trump as Avenatti sues him on behalf of Daniels.


The new Robin Williams documentary “Come Inside My Mind” was on HBO last night.  Billy Crystal talked about the last time he saw Robin.  Also this clip of Robin ad-libbing with Elmo on the set of Sesame Street. 


Stifel (STEE-full) Financial Corp. has entered into a 10-year building naming-rights agreement to rename Peabody Opera House as “Stifel Theatre.”   Stifel Financial Corp.  is a financial services holding company headquartered in St. Louis, Missouri, that conducts its banking, securities, and financial services business through several wholly owned subsidiaries.  Stifel Theatre is a historic, 3,100-seat theater in the heart of downtown St. Louis. Originally opened in 1934 as the Kiel Opera House, the venue closed in 1991.  After a $78.7 million restoration in 2010, the theater re-opened as Peabody Opera House in 2011. 


There’s been talk of Nickelodeon reviving “Rugrats” for a while now . . . and yesterday, they announced plans to do another 26-episode season.  They’re also developing a live-action MOVIE. Technically, it’s live-action with CGI characters. The movie is a couple years away.   


Netflix has released a teaser for Season Three of “Stranger Things”, and apparently, there’s a chance the ‘gate’ could re-open at a Waldenbooks. It’s a VERY ’80s-style ad hyping the opening of a mall in Hawkins, Indiana, where the show is set.  None of the regular characters are shown, except Steve, who’s got a job at an ice cream place called Scoops Ahoy. The end of the ‘ad’ says the new mall is “coming” next summer . . . so there’s a pretty good chance that’s when we can expect Season Three to come out. 


Pollstar just released their annual mid-year list of the top-grossing tours over the first six months 


  1. Ed Sheeran, $213.9 million . . . 52 shows 
  1. Bruno Mars, $113.4 million . . . 50 shows 
  1. The Rolling Stones, $100.8 million . . . 12 shows 
  1. Taylor Swift, $98 million . . . 16 shows 
  1. Pink, $95.6 million . . . 46 shows 
  1. Eagles, $84 million . . . 31 shows 
  1. Justin Timberlake, $83.8 million . . . 36 shows 
  1. Kenny Chesney, $62.1 million . . . 25 shows 
  1. Roger Waters, $60.7 million . . . 50 shows 
  1. U2, $59.9 million . . . 26 shows 
  1. The Carters, $55 million . . . 11 shows 
  1. Foo Fighters, $53.6 million . . . 29 shows 
  1. Harry Styles, $50.9 million . . . 52 shows 
  1. Katy Perry, $48.8 million . . . 54 shows 
  1. Depeche Mode, $47 million . . . 39 shows


What music video is the first music video from the 1990’s to reach 1 billion views on Youtube? And is also the first music video created BEFORE Youtube to do so? It came out about 26 years ago. The song averaged almost 560,000 views every day in 2017. The hits on it are actually increasing recently. LAST CLUE…Their reunion tour is closing in on $500 million dollars in revenue…GNR November Rain


Netflix’s share price, which had more than doubled since the start of the year, tumbled yesterday after the company admitted that subscriber growth is beginning to slow down. In a letter to shareholders, the company said subscriber growth between April and June had been 5.2 million—1 million below its prediction. The company said it had “over-forecasted” subscriber numbers in the “strong but not stellar” quarter. Shares dived nearly 14% wiping around $25 billion from the company’s market valuation.


Tool finally entered the studio this spring to record the band’s first album in more than 12 years. Legal issues, illness, a drawn-out writing process and other challenges kept the band from entering the studio until this past March. New music is set to be released sometime in early 2019. Well, hey did you get that Google alert yesterday telling you the new Tool record was out? The alert read, “IllutionWorld by Tool was released today, It was and is.  So fans of rapper Tool$  It turns out that IllutionWorld is a musical effort, only not by a progressive heavy rock act but by a rapper named TOOL$ who posted it on Soundcloud. My favorite Twitter reply to Google for the misinformation was this one from an obvious Tool the rock group fan… “OK @Google, go f**k yourself.”


AC/DC may have proclaimed that rock ‘n’ roll ain’t NOISE POLLUTION . . . but at least one species would disagree:  LADYBUGS.   A Mississippi State University professor named Brandon Barton was listening to AC/DC one day . . . and when he heard “Rock and Roll Ain’t Noise Pollution, he thought he’d actually do a study to find out if that’s true. He decided to do the test using ladybugs, aphids, and soybeans . . . because . . . well, you got a better idea? Aphids are a common pest for soybeans, and one job that ladybugs do is EAT aphids and save soybean crops. Barton got out some aphid-infested soybeans, and unleashed some ladybugs on them.  Then, he turned on his stereo . . . and played things like AC/DC, other classic rock, outlaw country music, folk music, city sounds, and aircraft noise. He immediately noticed something.  The ladybugs would generally eat ALL the aphids.  But the ones who were exposed to hard rock music like AC/DC and loud city sounds ate drastically fewer aphids.


Paris Jackson doesn’t understand what all the fuss is about regarding her sexuality. Michael Jackson’s 20-year-old daughter made headlines over the weekend after seemingly coming out when interacting with fans on Instagram. When one person asked Jackson if she’s bisexual, she responded, “That’s what you guys call it, so I guess, but who needs labels? After her answer started making the rounds, dozens of articles picked it up with headlines like, “Paris Jackson reveals she’s bisexual during fan Q&A.” However, the model and actress took issue with stories declaring this was breaking news. Jackson wrote on her Instagram story, “I came out when I was 14.


Papa Roach appears to be recording a new album. A recent tweet from the band displayed a photo of a white board sectioned off into a grid with each vertical column labeled with a separate recording task. No other details are available yet. The band’s last LP, Crooked Teeth, debuted at Number 20 on the Billboard Top 200 chart and included the hits “Help” and “Born for Greatness.


Pam Grier and Rhea Perlman are joining Diane Keaton in Poms, the comedy about a group of women that form a cheerleading squad at their retirement community.


“Forbes” released its Celebrity 100 list of the highest-paid entertainers


 Here’s the Top 10 . . .


  1. Floyd Mayweather Jr.,  $285 million. (McGregor 12th $99 Million) 
  1. George Clooney,  $239 million. 
  1. Kylie Jenner,  $166.5 million. 
  1. Judge Judy,  $147 million. 
  1. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson,  $124 million 
  1. U2,  $118 million. 
  1. Coldplay,  $115 million. 
  1. Soccer star Lionel Messi,  $111 million. 
  1. Ed Sheeran,  $110 million. 
  1. Soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo,  $108 million.


DAVE CHAPPELLE, DR. DRE, and NAS are tied for LAST, with a mere $35 million apiece. 




 Luke Bryan is 42.


Carey Hart is 43.  Professional motocross racer who’s married to Pink.

Alex Winter is 53.  Bill S. Preston, Esquire in Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure

Craig Morgan is 54.  Country singer. That’s What I Love About Sunday


Mark Burnett is 58.  Producer behind reality shows like “The Apprentice”, “Survivor”, “Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?”, and Kevin Hart’s new obstacle course competition TKO: Total Knock Out.

David Hasselhoff is 66.

Geezer Butler is 69.

Today’s BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY…he is President Snow in the Hunger Games movies…he is grandpa in Beerfest…but most notably…he is Kiefer’s dad….Donald Sutherland is 83 years old today. 




Today’s birthday fella has crushed it more times than a soda can collector at a recycling plant in 42 fine films including:

  • The Booty Snatchers
  • Hit It & Quit It
  • Lil Homies Are Unleashed
  • You Betta Pull My Hair
  • Stick & Move Playa
  • This Is The Philly Get Down
  • And who could forget, his unforgettable role in…Black To Da Future: We Effin Up Da Past







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