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Middletown woman comes home to naked, hatchet-wielding man in her bed
A Middletown mother found a man half-naked in her bed holding a hatchet.
Kaylie Radford said she met Michael McClain, 39, about two weeks ago when he rode his bike up to her home and asked for a glass of water.
The woman said her husband eventually got him to leave that day, but she never imagined McClain would come back with a deadly weapon in his hand.
“His head was laying right there and then like half of his body was there and then his legs were like off the side of the bed so it was almost like he sat down and passed out,” Radford said.
She said she got home late Thursday night and found him in her bed, exposed.
“When I opened the curtain, it looked like his pants were unbuttoned and it was just out,” Radford said.
Radford, who is almost 6 months pregnant, said she immediately called her husband, who came home minutes later with his gun to wake up McClain.
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Don’t know if you’ve heard or not but the Cardinals made a change over the weekend. After their loss to the Reds on Saturday, the Cards announced that they had fired manager Mike Matheny. He was the manager of the team for 6.5 season, and, as of late, things weren’t going very well. The team’s record is right around .500 and the locker room is a disaster. However, Matheny says he has no regrets. Along with Matheny, hitting coaches John Mabry and Bill Mueller have been let go. Bench coach Mike Shildt made his major league debut as interim manager yesterday as the Cards took on the Reds…
A lead off homer from Matt Carpenter started off the Mike Shildt era beautifully as the Cards went on to pick up the 6-4 win heading into the All-Star break. The Cardinals will return to regular season action on Thursday in Chicago against the Cubs.
Tonight it’s the MLB Homerun Derby. There is 8 contestants who are set up in a bracket style competition. Those 8 are Bryce Harper, Freddie Freeman, Max Muncy, Javier Baez, Alex Bregman, Kyle Schwarber, Jesus Aguilar, and Rhys Hoskins. The Derby is at 7PM tonight on ESPN. Tomorrow, the actual All-Star game is on Fox. Miles Mikolas and Yadier Molina are the two representatives for the Cardinals.
France beat Croatia 4-2 to win the World Cup yesterday in Moscow, earning a victory in the tournament 20 years after its previous lone World Cup championship in 1998. Croatia fell short as it tried to win its first-ever World Cup. France’s young team included 19-year-old Mbappe, believed by many to be the next global face of soccer, who scored the team’s fourth and final goal, becoming only the second teenager to score in a World Cup final after Pele in 1958. In the 3rd place match on Saturday, Belgium beat England.
Novak Djokovic and Angelique Kerber are Wimbledon champions, winning in the finals this weekend. Twelfth-seeded Djokovic beat Number 8 Kevin Anderson for his fourth Wimbledon title and 13th major. Anderson has yet to win a Grand Slam title. Kerber won the women’s title a day earlier, the 11th-seeded German defeating Serena Williams in straight sets.
Professional player John Cynn won the 2018 World Series of Poker yesterday in Las Vegas, emerging as the champion with $8.8 million in the no-limit Texas Hold ’em main event. Cynn eliminated fellow American Tony Miles on the 442nd hand of the final table, after playing 199 hands only against each other. Miles took home $5 million. Each of the nine players at the final table were guaranteed at least $1 million. The tournament overall drew more than 7,800 players.
The Quaker State 400 was held at the Kentucky Speedway on Saturday night. Martin Truex Jr took the checkered. Ryan Blaney, Brad Keselowski, Kyle Busch, and Kevin Harvick rounded out the top 5.
And finally…Former NHL goalie Ray Emery drowned Sunday morning while swimming at at Lake Ontario. Emery reportedly never emerged after diving into the water near a friend’s boat, and a search for a missing swimmer became a recovery operation Sunday afternoon. According to the report, the man, who has since been identified as Emery, was with a group of friends when he dove into the water around 6:30 a.m. Emery was identified as the missing man early Sunday afternoon. His death is being described as a case of “misadventure.” Emery’s body was finally recovered later yesterday afternoon. Emery, who was drafted in the fourth round in the 2001 NHL Draft, and suited up for the Senators, Flyers, Ducks, and Blackhawks
“Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation” won the box office this weekend, with an opening take of $44.1 million. The Rock’s new movie “Skyscraper” was a bit of a disappointment, making only $25.5 million, and coming in third behind the second week of “Ant-Man and the Wasp”.
Here’s this weekend’s Top 10 . . .
- NEW: “Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation”, $44.1 million.
- “Ant-Man and the Wasp”, $28.8 million. Up to $132.8 million in its 2nd week.
- NEW: “Skyscraper”, $25.5 million.
- “Incredibles 2”, $16.2 million. Up to $535.8 million in its 5th week.
- “Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom”, $15.5 million. Up to $363.3 million in its 4th week.
- “The First Purge”, $9.1 million. Up to $49.5 million in its 2nd week.
- “Sorry to Bother You”, $4.3 million. Up to $5.3 million in its 2nd week.
- “Sicario: Day of the Soldado”, $3.9 million. Up to $43.2 million in its 3rd week.
- “Uncle Drew”, $3.2 million. Up to $36.7 million in its 3rd week.
- “Ocean’s 8”, $2.9 million. Up to $132.3 million in its 6th week
After all the backlash, SCARLETT JOHANSSON has backed out “Rub & Tug” . . . the movie where she was going to play a woman who essentially became a man, and ran several massage parlors in the ’70s and ’80s. She said, quote, “I’ve decided to respectfully withdraw [from the movie] . . . our cultural understanding of transgender people continues to advance, and I’ve learned a lot from the community. “LGBTQ+ characters dropped 40% in 2017 from the previous year, with no representation of trans characters in any major studio release. While I would’ve loved the opportunity to bring Dante’s story and transition to life, I understand why many feel he should be portrayed by a transgender person.” It’s unclear what the status of “Rub & Tug” is . . . but if it’s still moving forward, there’s a good chance they’ll be looking at transgender actors.
Hulk Hogan is back on the WWE’s Hall of Fame list, the organization reports. He was suspended in July 2015 when he was caught making racist remarks about black people on a leaked sex tape. In the years since, he’s made numerous public apologies for the things he said and volunteered with kids’ organizations. His actions not only impressed the WWE, but the Boys & Girls Clubs of America, too, as they recently inducted him into their Hall of Fame.
Billy Bush’s wife Sydney Davis has filed for divorce after more than 20 years of marriage. They have been separated since September 2017, nearly a year after Bush was caught on tape laughing to Donald Trump’s “grab em by the p**sy” comment. They share three daughters: 13-year-old Lillie, 17-year-old Mary, and the eldest Josie, who is an adult. Davis is asking for spousal support and joint legal and primary physical custody of the couple’s two youngest children.
Selena Gomez was the victim of a cybercrime and a woman was just charged with hacking into her email accounts, stealing her digital property — including photos — and posting it online. A New Jersey woman named Susan Atrach has been charged with “five felony counts of identity theft; five felony counts of accessing and using computer data to commit fraud or to control or obtain money, property or data; and one felony count of accessing and using computer data or taking supporting documentation without permission.” She accessed the email accounts of Gomez and her associate from “June 2015 through February 2016. She then allegedly obtained stored media that she posted online and shared with other people.” She could be looking at 10 years in prison.
Keanu Reeves did an interview with Yahoo Entertainment and it turns out the third Bill and Ted may not happen after all. “I don’t know if it’s a reality,” “We’ve been trying for a long time to get that film made, and it still has its challenges.” He said none of those challenges are creative, though. “I really love the characters, and I think we have a good story to tell. Part of it is show business stuff — financing, rights, deals. Nothing creatively.”
10 years later but this one apparently is a go. The follow up Zombieland is happening. Everyone is coming back it looks like. Emma Stone, Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg and Abigail Breslin — for, guess the title, Zombieland 2. Same writers (Paul Wernick and Rhett Reese they have since did Deadpool) Shooting begins in January and will it be released in October 2019, in time for the tenth anniversary of the original movie.
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A woman is suing ALEX TREBEK because his dog ALMOST attacked her. Here’s how that works . . .The woman’s name is Hanna Ketai, and she says she was walking her yellow Lab past Trebek’s Los Angeles home when a big black dog on the property ran toward her. She turned to avoid it and fell onto the street . . . and into oncoming traffic. There was a large SUV was heading for her, but luckily, some guy was there to get her up and off the street. But the woman says she was injured in the fall, and also suffered “mental and emotional” damages, which have affected her ability to work. There’s no word how much she wants from Alex.
Comedy Central’s roast of BRUCE WILLIS taped on Saturday night, and Bruce used his time at the podium to clear up one of the most important controversies involving his career. He said, quote, “‘Die Hard’ is not a Christmas movie. It’s a [G-D] Bruce Willis movie!” Earlier in the night he got a huge surprise, when his ex-wife DEMI MOORE hit the stage. She said, quote, “I look at our marriage like ‘The Sixth Sense’. You were dead the whole time.” She also busted him for his many failures, including, quote, “Turning down Clooney’s role in ‘Ocean’s Eleven’ to focus on playing the harmonica.” Of course, that didn’t stop Bruce from closing the show with some mouth harp. By all accounts, DENNIS RODMAN was the only roaster who truly bombed. He’s being mentioned alongside Ann Coulter and The Situation from “Jersey Shore” as one of the worst ever. JEFF ROSS had some fun with him by showing up on the red carpet as Kim Jong-Un. The Roast airs on July 29th on Comedy Central. Other roasters include Martha Stewart, Nicki Glaser, Edward Norton, Kevin Pollak, Cybill Shepherd, Lil Rel Howery,and host Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
In a recent intervew on ApexTV, a man named Noah claimed not only to be from the future, but to have information about Tupac’s death—which he claimed was fake. The time traveler, who came from the year 2030, said Tupac staged his assassination in Las Vegas on September 7, 1996 to avoid detection by the Illuminati. The organization had been trying to draft him, just as they’d done with his other rapper friends,. “They tried getting Tupac in here but he found it terrible,” Noah said of the Illuminati’s efforts to lure the artist. Tupac was, however, injured at the fateful Las Vegas shooting, and he was in a “critical state” for about a year and a half afterwards. Apparently, in 2030, there is no Illuminati, but there is a society very similar to it in the government that uses an owl, rather than a triangle in an eye, as its symbol.
AMC has temporarily replaced CHRIS HARDWICK as host of the “Walking Dead” companion show, “Talking Dead” . . . while they investigate claims of abuse made by Hardwick’s ex-girlfriend. YVETTE NICOLE BROWN from “Community” will take over, beginning with a Season 9 preview special on August 5th. The regular, weekly recap show returns the following week. Brown has been on the show numerous times, and is a huge “Walking Dead” fan. She’s also been tapped to take over as moderator on a pair of “Walking Dead” panels at Comic-Con this coming weekend.
The video for Ariana Grande’s “God is a Woman” was released on Friday, and it has someone reciting Ezekiel 25:17 from “Pulp Fiction”. In some parts it sounds like she’s doing Samuel L. Jackson, but in some parts it doesn’t Who is it?
Ben Stiller’s teenage band Capital Punishment is re-releasing their only album, from 1982. Here’s a song called “Muzak Anonymous”
Tracy Morgan is in the new season of “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee”. He seemed like he was having a great time. Hard to say for sure, because most of what he said didn’t make much sense
Pam Grier and Rhea Perlman are joining Diane Keaton in Poms, the comedy about a group of women that form a cheerleading squad at their retirement community.
Stormy Daniel’s lawyer Michael Avenatti got into a Twitter spat with actor James Woods over the weekend. Woods mocked him after being interviewed during a London protest against the president featuring a “Baby Trump” blimp. Avenatti Tweeted back Has Been Jimbo: You know what I love? Every time you pop off about me, one or two more women contact my ofc and describe your harassment/assault of them and #MeToo issues, seeking representation. Keep playing games and you will be next. I promise. ” Woods has been steadfast in his support of Donald Trump as Avenatti sues him on behalf of Daniels.
Opening night for the basically reunited Smashing Pumpkins took place on Thursday night (July 12th) in Glendale, Arizona. Corgan Iha and Chamberlin playing a full arena concert together for the first time in 18 years. It was apparently not a sell-out. Photos posted online showed the top level of the Gila River Arena curtained off completely, with fans who had bought tickets in that section given upgrades to the lower levels, which looked better attended as a result.
Papa Roach appears to be recording a new album. A recent tweet from the band displayed a photo of a white board sectioned off into a grid with each vertical column labeled with a separate recording task. No other details are available yet. The band’s last LP, Crooked Teeth, debuted at Number 20 on the Billboard Top 200 chart and included the hits “Help” and “Born for Greatness.
The two-hour documentary special “Robin Williams: Come Inside My Mind” on HBO.
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AnnaLynne McCord is 31
Carli Lloyd is 36. Soccer Olympian and a 2015 World Cup winner.
Chris Pontius is 44. “Jackass” and MTV’s “Wildboyz”.
Corey Feldman is 47.
Ed Kowalczyk is 47.
Today’s BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY…he is a former NFL head coach for the Cowboys and the Dolphins…he’s now one of the co-hosts on the Fox pregame show…he also holds the honor of having a first and a last name that is also a nickname for your wee-wee….Jimmy Johnson is 75 years old.
Today’s birthday girl has handled more sausage than all of the workers at the Jimmy Dean Factory in 281 Fine Films including:
- Porn O Plenty
- I Love Lesbians
- New Wave Hookers
- Rubber Ranch
- Touch & Feety
- And who could forget…her unforgettable role in…Yup, That’s Greasy
JUSTINE JOLI is 38 YEARS OLD