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Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking lot
via WCTV – A Palm Coast man is accused of running around naked, swearing and yelling at people to look at his genitals while in a Chick-fil-A parking lot, according to Flagler County Sheriff’s Office officials.
Cory Hatzl, 30, was arrested Monday morning after a woman called authorities around 1 a.m. saying Hatzl was chasing her boyfriend and “trying to fight” him.
The woman received a call from her boyfriend who was riding his bike by a Winn-Dixie on Palm Coast Parkway when Hatzl started chasing him, authorities said. The woman said when she and her boyfriend arrived at the Chick-fil-A, Hatzl tried to fight her boyfriend and then started to take off his clothes.
Officials said Hatzl kept yelling at the woman’s boyfriend, “you’re gay for looking at my penis.”
When deputies arrived, Hatzl had dried blood on his nose and would not tell authorities his name. Officials said Hatzl yelled at multiple vehicles driving by to look at his genitals while authorities tried to get him to put shorts on.
1 shot along Washington Avenue in downtown St. Louis – KSDK
3 women stabbed in small Illinois town, police say – KMOV
WANTED! Police search for woman who stole purse from Whole Foods shopper – KMOV
Normandy High closes for at least three days due to vandalism – STLToday
Alderman pleads guilty to defrauding town out of nearly $200000 – KMOV
Schnucks to fill 1000 positions during two job fairs – Fox2Now
Several summonses issued to Ride of the Century motorcyclists – KMOV
Kirkwood High principal suggests doing away with valedictorian, salutatorian – Fox2Now
The Glaring Reason People Commit More Crimes During a Full Moon – Inverse
Congress Could Require Airlines to Give Passengers More Legroom – USAToday
Six Flags Is Holding a Contest Where People Spend 30 Hours in a Coffin For Mediocre Prizes – DailyMail
The Cardinals had homers from Macell Ozuna and Jose Martinez last night, but a costly error put the game out of a reach and the Brewers went on to win 6-4. With the Rockies picking up a win as well, that means that the Cardinals Wild Card lead is only a half game. The Brewers are in the first Wild Card spot and are 3 games ahead of the Cardinals, but the Rockies are right behind the Cards now. Should get interesting. Tonight, the Cards and Rockies face off again. First pitch is scheduled for 7:15PM and Austin Gomber gets the start.
The Blues are in action tonight at the Enterprise Center for a preseason game against the Washington Capitals. Robby Fabbri was injured in the last preason game, and NOT his previously hurt knee. It’s a groin injury and he is day to day. Jake Allen will get his first start of the preseason after fighting with some back spasms.
Last night on Monday Night Football, Ryan Fitzpatrick had a horrendous end to the first half, but almost led a drive that got the Bucs the win….unfortunately it was too little too late. Fitzpatrick tossed 3 interceptions in a 6 minute span, the last being returned for a pick 6. However – he did try and rally the team and actually got them pretty close to an impressive comeback. However, that didn’t happen. Final score Pittsburgh 30 – Bucs 27. Which means one thing….King Scott….gets shot.
Oh, and in case you didn’t see….49ers QB Jimmy Garoppolo DID tear his ACL…and his season is OVER.
Even the current QBs aren’t big fans of the roughing the passer calls that have been going on this year. Ben Roethlisberger said yesterday that he was curious with the amount of calls. He said that he sees a LOT of them lately and imagines the fans at home cannot be happy. Well, there is someone else who isn’t happy. And that’s Dolphins lineman William Hayes. He was in the process of sacking Derek Carr over the weekend but held up because he didn’t want to put all of his weight on him and get penalized. In doing so, he landed awkwardly and….torn ACL…done for the year.
Speaking of the roughing the passer calls….People who think the NFL is getting too soft got some new ammo Sunday as well. Clay Matthews of the Green Bay Packers was flagged for ‘roughing the passer’ after his hit on Washington Redskins quarterback Alex Smith. It was a big hit . . . Clay rammed into Alex helmet-to-shoulder, and then fell on top of him. But it didn’t seem ‘dirty,’ or like something that should be penalized in the NFL, where Clay’s whole objective is rushing the passer and sacking him. Here’s what Clay said after the game. The NFL defended the ref’s call: Quote, “This [is] roughing the passer. The defender lands “with all or most of the defender’s weight” on the passer.” The league has made this rule a point of emphasis for this season, ironically, because Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers broke his collarbone last season on a similar hit.
Everson Griffen missed Sunday’s surprising 27–6 home loss to the Buffalo Bills due to “a personal matter.” According to a
report from ABC 5 Eyewitness News, the personal matter was a strange episode at the team’s Minneapolis team hotel Saturday that involved Griffen pacing the lobby and threatening to “shoot someone.” According to the report, at one point staff members moved to the back of the office while Griffen paced around in the lobby. Police dispatch audio archived online includes a dispatcher saying that the suspect said to the staff that if someone wouldn’t let him in his room that he was going to shoot someone. Police said no gun was ever seen. At one point, the report said the caller stated that Griffen threatened to assault staff members and was laying on the lobby floor. Griffen was reportedly not arrested at the scene after he apparently “left of his own accord,” before police arrived. He was still held out Sunday, and the Vikings are reportedly treating this as a “personal health-related issue.”
The Boston Red Sox beat the Baltimore Orioles 6-2 on Monday night for their 106th win of the season, a new high in the franchise’s 118-year history. The new mark moved Boston past the 105 games the 1912 team won en route to winning the World Series, though that was in a 154-game schedule. The Sox’s victory Monday came in their 157th game of the year. The Red Sox were still shaking hands on the field when the “106” went up in the win column of the American League East standings that are posted on the Green Monster. Scoreboards flashed “106 Wins” and fans waved signs to celebrate breaking a record that has stood as long as Fenway Park itself.
Cosby DOESNT deserve a free pass because of his advanced age, prosecutors yesterday asked for five to 10 years in prison for drugging and sexually assaulting a woman, while the defense argued that he is too old and helpless to do time behind bars. Cosby will ultimately be given 22 to 34 months in prison, O’Neill said yesterday, since “Counts two and three have been merged into count one.” “What does an 81-year-old man do in prison?” defense attorney Joseph Green. Cosby, who is legally blind and dependent on others. “How does he fight off the people who are trying to extort him, or walk to the mess hall?” Green suggested that Cosby instead be put on basically house arrest. Montgomery County District Attorney Kevin Steele said that he has no doubt Cosby would commit another such offense if given the opportunity He says Coby gets a sexual thrill out of slipping women drugs and assaulting them. “So to say that he’s too old to do that—to say that he should get a pass, because it’s taken this long to catch up to what he’s done?” Steele said, his voice rising. “What they’re asking for is a ‘get out of jail free’ card.” And he said the sentence should send a message to others. ”Nobody is above the law,” Cosby was convicted in April of violating former Temple University women’s basketball administrator Andrea Constand at his suburban Philadelphia mansion in 2004. After testifying for several hours at two trials, the first of which ended in a hung jury, Constand spoke in court Monday for just two minutes. “The jury heard me. Mr. Cosby heard me. Now all I am asking for is justice as the court sees fit,” said Constand, who submitted a much longer victim-impact statement that wasn’t read in court. Judge Steven O’Neill is expected to sentence Cosby today. One of the major issues of contention is whether Cosby will be deemed a sexually violent predator. A state board is recommending that he be classified as such, which would mean that the public would be notified of his whereabouts and he would be required to go through counseling until his death. Psychologist, Dr. Kristen Dudley, agrees: “I completely agree that Mr. Cosby does meet the criteria of a sexually violent predator”.
The NYC comedy club Comedy Cellar is the spot where Louis C.K. did one of his “comeback” sets last month right? Apparrently that is the spot because now another #METOO name got up on stage there. Aziz Ansari did a tight 20. Interestingly, also on stage that night were Jeff Ross and Amy Schumer. Everyone did well, especially Schumer from what I read and Aziz did well and did not address the allegations against him.
This sounds crazy, but hey . . . you never know. CBS is looking for a replacement for JULIE CHEN on “The Talk”, and one of the not-always-reliable British tabloids says that the frontrunner is ROSIE O’DONNELL. A so-called “source” says, quote, “She has a proven track record, from her own show to her time on ‘The View’, and despite being polarizing she brings in viewers. “Rosie can be a bit intense when it comes to politics, but she is incredibly good at connecting with an audience, and would be an ideal fit.” Other names that have come up include Carnie Wilson, Ann Curry, Debbie Matenopoulos, Lisa Ling, Kris Jenner, and Mayim Bialik. The source says a final decision won’t be made until November.
Speaking of The Talk…Nothing makes better TV than people in their SIXTIES talking about their sexual activity . . . so yesterday, “The Talk” treated us to a thrilling report from SHARON OSBOURNE on her sex life with OZZY. (AUDIO)
Shortly before ANTHONY BOURDAIN took his own life, his girlfriend ASIA ARGENTO was seen with another man. Some people have latched onto that and blamed HER for his suicide. She disagrees, seems they were open?? (AUDIO) Now on JIMMY BENNETT’S SIDE… Bennett, now 22, was on some Italian Sunday evening news show in his first televised interview. In what many describe as a “shaming” interview, he said: “It’s hard for me to talk about this in front of strangers and people I don’t know, but I do want to get the benefit of the doubt in telling the truth.”He said Argento fed him alcohol and then assaulted him in a California hotel room. After recalling the story, the host seemed suspicious. “It’s difficult to believe a woman can rape a man, an act of sex that is complete cannot be rape, surely,” he said, after asking Bennett if he had ejaculated. He added that it was hard to believe a “healthy 17-year-old boy” wouldn’t have consented. “I was worried about coming in front of an audience and being accused of not being sincere about the violence against me,” Bennett responded. “After this, that’s why I chose the silent route. I was right.”
After Michael Ketterer got arrested for domestic abuse after the “America’s Got Talent” finale, Garth Brooks went on Facebook and announced that Michael wouldn’t be performingat his Notre Dame show after all.
Big night on Dancing with the Stars last night. They got Jeff Burton from St. Louis’ the Rizzuto Show to watch for the first time ever. St. Louis’ own Nikki Glaser was on…and thank goodness for Grocery Store Joe…Grocery Store Joe and Jenna Johnson: Joe and “Bachelor” superfan Jenna had a lot of chemistry, but she’s got a lot of work ahead of her. They did a wild quickstep routine – set to “Fish Out of Water” by Leo Soul – that kicked off with Joe and Jenna bumping into each other in a sparkly grocery store. But after a few missteps, it went downhill fast. They earned a 14 out of 30, putting them at the very bottom of the leader board.
Nikki Glaser and Gleb Savchenko: No comedian has ever won DWTS – or really even come close – so will Nikki be the first? The two hit the stage for a sexy salsa set to “YES” by Louisa feat. 2 Chainz, and while they both appeared to be having a good time, they didn’t get the best feedback from the judges. In fact, Bruno’s compliment saying that the dance “wasn’t a complete train wreck” was one of the best remarks they received for their performance. With a score of 17 out of 30, they also are at the bottom of the night’s scoreboard.
Also, John Schneider from Duke of Hazzard had an orange Dodge Charger, similar to the one he drove on the show. Did it have the huge confederate flag on the roof as it did on the old tv show? Of course not for obvious reasons. The pair’s fun and energetic fox trot was set to Waylon Jennings’ “Good Ol’ Boys” – which was also the theme song to his show. The couple earned a score of 18 out of 30.
- Tinashe & Brandon – 23
- DeMarcus & Lindsay – 23
- Juan Pablo & Cheryl — 22
- Alexis & Alan – 21
- Bobby & Sharna – 20
- Milo & Witney – 20
- Mary Lou & Sasha – 19
- Evanna & Keo – 18
- John & Emma – 18
- Danelle & Artem – 18
- Nikki & Gleb – 17
- Nancy & Val – 17
- Joe & Jenna – 14
Disney has one . . . count ’em, ONE . . . black princess, and THIS is how they treat her? There’s a scene in the “Wreck-It Ralph” sequel, “Ralph Breaks the Internet”, where SARAH SILVERMAN’s character Vanellope runs into several Disney princesses. But when trailers started coming out, people noticed that Tiana has lighter skin and a less ethnic look overall than she did in “The Princess and the Frog”. They complained, and Disney listened. An advocacy group called Color of Change says Disney agreed to restore Tiana to, quote, “an unapologetically Black princess with full lips, dark skin and dark hair. And they called it a victory for “black children and their parents, and black audiences who want to see the variety of shades, shapes and sizes of black characters accurately represented in the arts.”
Gary Numan is currently dealing with a tragic situation after his tour bus struck and killed a pedestrian in Cleveland hours before he was scheduled to take the stage. The accident occurred around 12:40 PM in Cleveland when an elderly male was crossing the street and was struck by the tour bus. He was pronounced dead at the scene. Witnesses say a priest from a nearby church came out to the scene of the accident and administered last rites to the victim as he died. The driver of the tour bus was not arrested and showed no signs of being impaired. The incident is under investigation and detectives will be examining evidence, including video, to determine what exactly happened. Numan’s Monday night performance at the nearby House of Blues was just canceled due to “unforeseen circumstances.”
KISS is so over-merchandised, they even have their own wedding chapel in Las Vegas. Seriously. And if you get married there during the weekend of October 26th through the 28th, you can have ACE FREHLEY as your best man. Of course, it’ll cost you. SIX GRAND, to be exact. If you’d rather have him walk the bride down the aisle, he can do that, too. For the same price. The package also includes a photo session with Ace’s guitar, a colored vinyl record, a Kiss-themed wedding cake, two chapel poker chips, two chapel shot glasses, temporary tattoos, and a free game of Kiss mini golf. Yeah, Kiss has a Mini-Golf course, too. And Ace is going to do a Q&A, pose for pictures, and sign autographs there over the weekend, too. Ace’s new album “Spaceman” comes out October 19th.
WEEZER made TOTO’s “Africa” hot again. And it’s STILL on fire. A music venue in the U.K. just announced it’s going to play the song on a continuous loop from 11:00 P.M. to 4:00 A.M. on November 30th. Toto’s STEVE LUKATHER doesn’t get it. He Tweeted, quote, “This could be worse than waterboarding !! lol. I mean WTF is going on with this tune? “I mean it’s been GREAT for us in many ways but we recorded this as a deep cut track in 1981. NO idea what it would become! (pun intended) You think YOU are sick of it? But . . . it’s a gift now.”
CHER was on “Ellen”, and she was playing a game called ‘5 Second Rule’ where you have five seconds to answer a question. She was asked for three celebrities who she WANTED to do a duet with…
The 1976 assassination attempt on Bob Marley and the murder of Sam Cooke are among the topics that will be covered in a new docuseries from Netflix. Theeight-episode ReMastered series is set to post on October 12. An episode entitled “Who Shot the Sheriff?” will take a look at the role Jamaican politicians and the CIA played in the attempted assassination of Bob Marley. Sam Cooke’s and Jam Master Jay’s murders, as well as Johnny Cash’s meeting with Richard Nixon, are also among the storylines covered this season.
Inside the Actor’s Studio creator, executive producer and host James Lipton is stepping down from his role in front of the camera after 22 seasons. “I made a vow early on that we would not deal in gossip—only in craft, and Ovation, as a network dedicated to the arts, will continue that tradition with the next seasons of the series,” he said in a statement. “I’m excited to see the new hosts engage with the guests and students and continue to entertain viewers in the U.S. and around the world.” Inside the Actor’s Studio, which was previously on Bravo, will feature rotating guest hosts when it debuts in Ovation TV in fall 2019. The show has included interviews with more than 200 actors and directors since 1994
My doppleganger Bradley Cooper talked on “Conan” last night about the first time he met Lady Gaga, and how he ended up picking her for “A Star Is Born”
Season 22 of “South Park” premieres tomorrow night. And there’s a school shooting (AUDIO)
Keep this in mind as you post on social media today trying to get the likes and the rewteets and etc…SELENA GOMEZ just took another break from social media. In a recent post she said, quote, ” As much as I am grateful for the voice that social media gives each of us, I am equally grateful to be able to step back and live my life present to the moment I have been given. Here is the kicker… she doesn’t even have Instagram on her phone . . . she accesses it through a friend. Quote, “I have no apps on my phone, no photo editing apps . . . The reason why is, it’s not real to me.” YET, Selena is the most followed person on Instagram, with 143 million followers. Only Instagram itself has more.
Mark Hamill is 67. “Star Wars” legend.
Donald Glover is 35.
Will Smith is 50.
Michael Douglas is 74.
Catherine Zeta-Jones is 49.
Brian Dunkleman is 47. Original “American Idol” host. He co-hosted the first season with Ryan Seacrest, then foolishly quit.
Hal Sparks is 49.
Heather Locklear is 57.
Cheryl Tiegs is 71. Still incredibly gorgeous.
And today’s BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY…I believe Rizz brought her name up when we were talking about people you don’t see around much anymore….she was once the face of 20/20….she’s the creator of the View…and her arch nemesis, the letter R, has never held her down….Barbara Walters is 89 years old.
Today’s birthday girl has been pinned down more times than a freshman wrestling on the varsity team in 112 fine films including:
- Ass Traffic
- Some Dirty Wicked Bitches
- Lexington Love Has Huge White Boobs
- The North Pole
- Pink Eye Volume 4
- And who could forget…her unforgettable role in…When The Porn Stars Play: WAY More Than She Expected.
SISSI SWING is 40 YEARS OLD