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Pervert, 31, who broke into a stable to have sex with a horse says the animal gave him consent – because she winked at him
via Daily Mail
A pervert claimed a horse gave him consent for sex by winking at him.
Daniel Webb-Jackson, 31, broke into a stables in Grafton, New South Wales to ‘chill out’ with a horse and have sex with her in January.
In police interviews he admitted committing two sexual acts against the horse but said the animal wanted to have sex with him.
It comes after the World Health Organization recognized ‘compulsive sexual behaviour’ as a mental disorder.
The contentious term ‘sex addiction’ has been around for decades but experts disagree over whether the condition exists.
Suspect in MetroBus shooting killed man weeks prior – KMOV
Suspect arrested after shootout with officer in Central West End – KMOV
15 arrested as federal indictment details ‘drug distribution operation’ in housing complex – KMOV
People Have Strong Opinions About This NYC Intern’s Monthly Expenses – Buzzfeed
McDonald’s giving away free french fries every Friday for rest of 2018 – Fox2Now
The Cardinals are in Chicago for a series with the Cubs. Tonight, the two teams face off at 6:05PM with Carlos Martinez getting the start.
Danica Patrick served as host of the 2018 ESPY Awards on Wednesday night, where her opening monologue received a lukewarm reception. Patrick opened the night with not-so-clever jokes about Cleveland’s losing tradition and Houston Astros second baseman Jose Altuve’s height. She also poked fun at Fergie’s questionable national anthem performance at the NBA All-Star Game. She even poked at herself a little when talking about Tiger Woods. Patrick did a little better when she joked about Philadelphia 76ers rookie Ben Simmons being traded”
NHL player Alex Ovechkin and Olympic snowboarding champion Chloe Kim won
best athlete honors at the ESPYs last night. Ovechkin won best male athlete and also won an ESPY for best NHL player. Kim won best female athlete after winning the gold medal in halfpipe at the Olympic Games in February at age 17. Kim also won ESPYs for best female Olympian and female action sports athlete. In a powerful moment, more than 140 survivors of sexual abuse by a former team doctor for USA Gymnastics and Michigan State University were honored with the Arthur Ashe Award for Courage. In other moving moments, the Best Coach award was given to Aaron Feis, Scott Beigel and Chris Hixon, who died in the February mass shooting at Florida’s Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, and former quarterback Jim Kelly received the Jimmy V Award for Perseverance for his struggle with jaw cancer.
WINNERS LIST: Some of last night’s other winners included:
- Best Team: Houston Astros, for winning the franchise’s first World Series
- Best Championship Performance: Quarterback Nick Foles, for leading the Philadelphia Eagles to their first Super Bowl title.
- Breakthrough Athlete: Donovan Mitchell of the NBA’s Utah Jazz
- Best Game: U.S. women’s hockey team, for their shootout victory over Canada in the Olympic gold-medal game in South Korea.
- Best Moment: Minnesota Vikings, for beating the New Orleans Saints on the last play in the playoffs.
- Best Play: Notre Dame’s buzzer-beater in the NCAA women’s title game.
The Los Angeles Dodgers won the Manny Machado sweepstakes, getting the All-Star shortstop from the Baltimore Orioles in a trade Wednesday night. The Orioles received five prospects: outfielder Yusniel Diaz, right-hander Dean Kremer, third baseman Rylan Bannon, righty Zach Pop and third baseman Breyvic Valera. Machado, 26, is expected to be introduced by the Dodgers in Milwaukee on Friday before they open a series against the Brewers
Former Pro Bowl cornerback Darrelle Revis announced his retirement from the NFL on Wednesday. “Today I am closing a chapter in my life that I once dreamed of as a kid and I am officially retiring from the National Football League,” Revis said in a statement. The Kansas City Chiefs released Revis on Feb. 8, saving $4.5 million on their salary cap. Revis played for four teams in 11 seasons — the Jets, Patriots, Buccaneers and Chiefs — but spent the majority of his career with the Jets. Now 33, he sat out most of last season until signing a two-year contract with the Chiefs on Nov. 23. He played in five games plus a playoff loss to the Titans.
Titans defensive lineman Jurrell Casey regularly demonstrated during the national anthem before games last season, and even though NFL owners have crafted an absurd policy designed to ensure that everyone “shows respect for the flag and the Anthem”, the Pro Bowler says he plans to continue protesting, in his words, “the way that the justice system treats minorities.” Casey, who’s in London to promote his team’s game against the Chargers this season, spoke with CNN about how a potential fine is no meaningful deterrent. “I’m going to take a fine this year, why not? I’m going to protest during the flag. That’s what I’m going to say now.” Under the NFL’s flag-respect regulations, players can stay in the locker room during anthems, but teams will be fined if players show insufficient respect for the flag on the field. Teams can then decide whether or not to pass those fines on to players.
Documents filed last week in a U.S. district court show the full details of the settlement between Michigan State and the sexual abuse victims of its former employee, Larry Nassar. As previously reported, Michigan State will pay a total of $425 million to the 333 survivors who have already come forward, with an additional $75 million set aside for any survivors who are not yet known. Michigan State, which does not admit any wrongdoing as part of the agreement, is also allowed to use up to 8 percent of that $75 million to defend itself against future lawsuits related to Nassar.
Edgar Hansen of Deadliest Catch admitted to sexually abusing a 16-year-old girl last fall — touching her genitals and making her touch him in return. In exchange for his plea to fourth-degree assault with sexual motivation, Hansen, 47, was given a suspended sentence of 364 days in jail, meaning he will not spend time behind bars. He also received two years’ probation and various fees and fines totaling $1,653, with an additional $4,800 fine suspended. Hansen was further ordered to undergo a sexual deviancy evaluation and treatment and provide a DNA sample to law enforcement. It happened Sept. 30 and the victim isdescribed only as a 16-year-old girl She reported her abuse to her therapist in late saying it took place at a local home. She said Hansen “kissed her on the lips, touched her vagina and had her touch his penis,” prosecutors stated in a probable cause affidavit. Hansen’s wife “confronted him” after learning of the abuse. He “initially denied” it but “eventually admitted that he kissed [the victim] and touched her inappropriately.” In his statement with his plea, Edgar wrote that he has “commenced treatment to ensure that nothing like this assault ever happens again.”
Silicon Valley actress Alice Wetterlund has blasted HBO and her former male-costars for allegedly enabling TJ Miller’s bad behavior on set. “I hope to not ruin it for you, but TJ Miller was a bully and petulant brat and pretty much everyone who had any power on that (almost all male) set, including the male cast members, enabled him and were complicit in his unprofessionalism,” she recently tweeted. “They can f**k off forever.” She added, “I’m pretty open about this, and I don’t know if other women on the show had a different experience than me, but it was kind of a nightmare.” HBO responded by telling Page Six that it was “disappointed to learn of her concerns.” Meanwhile, all the male stars on the show have said nothing. (Thomas Middleditch, Zach Woods and Kumail Nanjiani)
We talked about how Meghan Markle’s Dad is a pain the the royal’s butt. He keeps getting paid to do interviews and say how she doesn’t call she doesn’t write. Now her half-sister Samantha Grant, who has gone on the record several times telling Prince Harry not to marry her is now saying Meghan’s silence towards her dad may kill him. She of course went to social media and Tweeted “My father is not an embarrassment for loving his daughter!” she wrote, according to screenshots of her tweets. “The Royals are an embarrassment for being so cold. You should be ashamed of yourselves @KensingtonRoyal.” Then she Tweeted Meghan: “How about you pay tribute to your own father?! Enough is enough. Act like a humanitarian act like a woman!” she continued. “If our father dies I’m holding you responsible, Meg!” Meanwhile, a new report in The Daily Mail is claiming that Thomas faked his alleged heart attack before the wedding to get out of showing up and in a bid for sympathy. The Daily Mail say they reached out to the Sharp Chula Medical Center, which he said he stayed at, and that the clinic denied treating him.
Paris Hilton reunited her 2006 feud with Lindsay Lohan on Tuesday when she called Lohan on Instagram. A fan-run account called Paris2000s posted footage of Lohan accusing Hilton of hitting her at a party, backtracking hours later,(AUDIO) and then calling her a c**t. “#PathologicalLiar,” Hilton commented on the video, alongside a crying laughing emoji. Last year, she claimed that Lohan “chased” her and Britney Spears in order to hang out with them. “She wasn’t invited… she wasn’t on the list,”
JIM CARREY could probably score a decent payday for a third “Ace Ventura” movie, but he isn’t up for it. That’s according to TOMMY DAVIDSON, who was in the second movie with him and also worked with Jim on “In Living Color”. He says, quote, “He doesn’t want to do it now. “But Jim is one of those kind of artists that, you know, he does what he feels, he does what he believes in. I asked him about it. I told him, ‘Hey man, it’d be nice in Jamaica.’ He said, ‘No I’m not doing those now.'”
Gus Van Sant was originally supposed to direct “Brokeback Mountain” . . . BEFORE Ang Lee took over. But Gus says that when he was working on it, they were really having trouble finding a pair of gay cowboys. Quote, “Nobody wanted to do it . . . I felt like we needed a really strong cast, like a famous cast. That wasn’t working out. I asked the usual suspects: Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Ryan Phillippe. They all said no.” Of course, Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal eventually took the parts, and BOTH got Oscar nominations. Other actors who supposedly turned down roles in the movie include: Mark Wahlberg and Joaquin Phoenix . . . and they once asked Edward Norton to direct it, but he passed as well. It’s easy to assume that people passed on it because it was the “gay cowboy” movie, but it’s just as likely that they couldn’t do it for other reasons.
CHIEF KEEF isn’t allowed in London, due to certain, shall we say, LEGAL ENTANGLEMENTS. But that’s not going to stop him from performing there on August 31st and September 1st. But he’s not actually going there . . . he’s sending a HOLOGRAM. The shows will launch a hologram tour that will then travel to several U.S. cities, including Chicago . . . where he’s also banned. Keef has been avoiding Chicago because of outstanding warrants . . . and when he beamed a hologram onto the stage of a benefit concert there in 2015, cops SHUT IT DOWN. This new show is called “The Icons of American Music Hologram Tour”, and it’ll feature a, quote, “live digital projection” of Chief Keef, along with musical icons from the 1930s to the present.
So far, his only confirmed holographic co-stars are NWA, Snoop Dogg, Biggie, and Tupac.
Who just released a cover of Depeche Mode’s “Personal Jesus” Def Leppard
The site LouderSound.com put out a list of ‘The 15 Best Classic Rock Albums to Own on Vinyl,’ and since everyone seems to be working on their vinyl collection again these days, here they are:
- “Back in Black”, AC/DC, 1980
- “Paranoid”, Black Sabbath, 1970
- “Live and Dangerous”, Thin Lizzy, 1978
- “Sticky Fingers”, The Rolling Stones, 1971
- “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band”, The Beatles, 1966
- “Hysteria”, Def Leppard, 1987
- “Harvest”, Neil Young, 1972
- “Hotel California”, Eagles, 1976
- “III”, Led Zeppelin, 1970
- “Rumours”, Fleetwood Mac, 1977
- “Are You Experienced?”, Jimi Hendrix, 1967
- “Appetite for Destruction”, Guns N’ Roses, 1987
- “The Dark Side of the Moon”, Pink Floyd, 1973
- “Quadrophenia”, The Who, 1973
- “A Night at the Opera”, Queen, 1975
On Tuesday, the San Francisco Municipal Transportation Agency passed a law that will prevent tour buses from stopping at the Victorian house popularized by Full House. Commercial vehicles seating nine or more people are no longer allowed on Broderick Street, the location of the home, due to complaints about double parking and traffic jams near the building, according to a spokesman. Full House’s creator bought the house in 2016.
I’m sure that “OK! Australia” is a very reputable publication with unimpeachable journalistic ethics . . . but still, I’m not buying this just yet: Supposedly, MILEY CYRUS and LIAM HEMSWORTH have called off their engagement, because they can’t agree on when to have kids: He wants to get started immediately, and she’s not ready. A source says, quote, “He is heartbroken. He wants kids and doesn’t want to keep putting it off but it’s not quite the timeline Miley had in mind.” In fact, she didn’t even want to get married, but apparently, Liam was the last person to figure that out. Quote, “[His] family had been begging him to see the light for a long time, but he had faith in Miley. Now he feels like an idiot.” Over the weekend, Miley deleted everything off her Instagram . . . but there’s no word if that had anything to do with her supposed relationship problems.
It was only an urban legend until Jerry did an American Express commercial, and asked the CEO if he could have one. Fun facts: You have to charge at least $250,000 per year, there’s an annual fee of $2,500, and a $7,500 initiation fee. For ten grand, you better hope everyone sees you whipping it out to pay for stuff. Or just get a Netflix series that shows you buying a rug for a guy.John Mulaney is in the new season of “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee”, and Jerry tells him HE’S responsible for the American Express Black Card.
A day after Chance the Rapper denied reports that he was releasing a new album, he surprise-dropped four new songs on Wednesday night: “Work Out,”“Wala Cam,” “I Might Need Security,” and “65th & Ingleside.” The tracks are all available on streaming services now. Gothamist reports that Chance shares a big announcement on “I Might Need Security”: “I bought the Chicagoist just to run you racist b**ches outta business.” The rapper has since confirmed that he did indeed buy the news website from WNYC, which acquired Chicagoist earlier this year. Chance said in a statement that he looks forward to “re-launching it and bringing the people of Chicago an independent media outlet focused on amplifying diverse voices and content.”
David Spade shows his entire full on booty in Father of the Year on Netflix. The storyline is Spade is a drunk POS of a Dad that I guess has to challenge another Dad to a fight. There is a scene where you see full on Spade booty. Like his whole arse. He says he got a few bad Yelp reviews but other than that its been mostly positive and no Patrico don’t go looking for Spade peen in a movie anytime soon. He won’t go full frontal. Trailer on the blog
Lena Dunham-Rizzuto tweeted a little advice to 5.5 million plus followers Tuesday. “Never trust anyone who doesn’t regularly French kiss animals” I’d imagine she got some weird replies since she deleted it but then tweeted “TO BE CLEAR this is about letting rescue pets kiss your mouth”.
Bands or singers you wanna see before they die
The Rolling Stones
Jon “Bones” Jones is 31.
Benedict Cumberbatch is 42.
Anthony Edwards is 56.
Today’s BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY…he is the CEO of one of the most successful coffee joints in America. If you want to get him a present. Get him something grande. The CEO of Starbucks, Howard Schultz, is 65 today.
Today’s birthday girl has handled more sausage than all of the workers at the Jimmy Dean Factory in 81 Fine Films including:
- BoobTown Betties
- Hot Chicks Little Bits
- Girls Who Like Girls Who Like Girls
- Shrink Wrapped
- Rookie Cookies
- And who could forget…her unforgettable role in….Still Crazy After All These Whores
PAIGE SINCLAIR is 38 YEARS OLD