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Man arrested after he was found naked in Kohl’s parking lot on Black Friday – Fox43

Knightdale Police have arrested and charged a Virginia man found nude in a Kohl’s parking lot on Black Friday.

Authorities say an officer on patrol allegedly smelled marijuana coming from a row of cars before finding a car with a window down and a naked man inside.

The officer says the suspect, later identified as Tylik Shawdu Little, 28, attempted to drive away after the officer ordered him to dress and exit the vehicle. Police say the man drove behind and between nearby buildings but was stopped a short distance away and taken into custody, wearing pants and a shirt.

Peloton sparks sexism mockery over commercial called ‘The Gift That Gives Back’ showing a husband surprising his wife with an exercise bike on Christmas morning – DailyMail

Man wanted for stealing $50,000 in jewelry from Chesterfield Macy’s – Fox2Now

OGT OFFERING $20,000 REWARD FOR HELP WITH MDC ELK POACHING CASES – MO.GOV

Cyber Monday expected to set new record for online spending – KTVA

Twitter prepares for huge cull of inactive users – BBC

Half of Americans don’t see a problem with sneakily stealing items from someone else’s bathroom – SWSDigital

An Employee Found a Hidden Bathroom Camera at Work . . . and His Boss “Accidentally” Destroyed It While Taking It to the Cops – NJ

Could We Be Staring Down a French Fry Shortage After a Bad Potato Harvest? – Yahoo

Pope Francis, Oprah Winfrey, Anjelica Huston, Olivia Munn, Eva Mendes, and Alicia Silverstone and yes it is your turn to shine…JOAQUIN PHOENIX has been named PETAs Person of the Year. Sure, he was passed over for Sexiest Man Alive AGAIN . . . but he is a staunch supporter of animal rights, and he’s been a vegan since the age of THREE, when he saw a fish get caught and gutted on the deck of a ship.

Jay Leno supposedly made a racist joke and Gabrielle Union complained then she got fired right? TMZ caught up with Leno and it turns out he loves her. But when they kept asking him about the joke he was moving his mouth like he was talking but no sound was coming out. SAG-AFTRA union, which represents about 160,000 members in the entertainment industry, has opened a probe into the circumstances surrounding Union’s departure from the show. “We take issues of workplace health and safety very seriously,” a SAG-AFTRA spokesman said Sunday. NBC would not comment on the investigation. Full story here

Since David Spade was hosting some of the best “Weekend Update” anchors to ever fill the chair, Dennis Miller made a point of crediting Norm MacDonald as the first person to use the term “Fake News”.  He used to say it leading into his portion of “SNL’s” news bit.  Norm stood to the applause.

Jimmy Kimmel had some fun with 17-year-old Billie Eilish by asking her retro questions. She took some heat for not knowing who Van Halen is.  Eddie Van Halen’s son, Wolfgang, came to her defense tweeting, “Listen to what you want and don’t shame others for not knowing what you like.” The band Smash Mouth also has her back.  They Tweeted, quote, “We grew up listening to Van Halen and we’re old as [eff] so why would Billie Eilish know who they are?  #NoDiss”

A YouTuber from Finland who goes by the name Pupsi hollowed out some melons and turned them into wind instruments.  His latest release is a cover of Smash Mouth’s “All Star”

Martin Scorsese’s three-and-a-half-hour long “The Irishman” became available on Netflix — and therefore its app and Scorsese is not a fan of watching it on your phone. “I would suggest — if you ever want to see one of my pictures, or most films — please, please don’t look at it on a phone, please. An iPad, a big iPad, maybe. He says yes it is long but good enough to be that long. “Ideally, I’d like you to go to a theater, look at it on a big screen from beginning to end. And I know, it’s long — you gotta get up, you gotta go to the bathroom, that sort of thing, I get it — but also at home, I think if you can make a night of it, or an afternoon thereof, and know that you’re not gonna answer the phone or you’re not gonna get up too much, it might work.” As for making movies specifically for phones, Scorsese said he never has and “I don’t know how to do it. I wish I could, I don’t know how. No, I don’t get it.”

What’s the most disappointing movie you saw this year?  Ranker.com  

1.  “Dark Phoenix”

2.  “A Madea Family Funeral”

3.  “Doom: Annihilation”

4.  “Men in Black: International”

5.  “The Kitchen”

6.  “Captive State”

7.  “UglyDolls”

8.  “Where’d You Go, Bernadette”

9.  “Jacob’s Ladder”

10.  “Serenity”

11.  “The Beach Bum”

12.  “The Lion King”

13.  “Hellboy”

14.  “Wounds”

15.  “The Hustle”

16.  “Dumbo”

17.  “The Curse of La Llorona”

18.  “Pet Sematary”

19.  “Polar”

20.  “Angel Has Fallen”

The website CableTV.com will pay someone $1,000 to binge-watch all 10 of the “Star Wars” movies back-to-back before the new one comes out on December 20th.  That’s 22 hours and 25 minutes of viewing time.  They’re accepting applications until next Wednesday.

While appearing Monday on CBS This Morning to promote his upcoming album Family Ties, rapper Fat Joe talked retirement. .The reason he just wants to be a good dad. He also said that he wants to get into TV and movie production, adding that he just sold a movie to Warner Bros., and has been working on projects with Kevin Hart and Rob Riggle. 

Larry David set his toaster to two-and-a-half years, and is hoping to scrape off the burned bits and make it edible. HBO teased the upcoming season, which will drop in 2020 after a two-and-a-half hiatus. “We can’t wait either,” the network declares in the teaser

ANDY SAMBERG will host a cooking competition show for Quibi, an upcoming streaming service.  It’s called “Biggest Little Cook-Off”, and there are a few things that will set it apart from all the other cooking shows. For one, it’s apparently supposed to be FUNNY, which explains why they chose Andy to host.  And the contestants on the show will prepare full meals, like spaghetti and meatballs, within one TINY BITE of food, the size of a dime. Andy said, quote, “Anyone who knows me knows I love dinky stuff . . . I’m excited to bring my expertise . . . and I’m also excited to bring a bag lunch, because the food is so dinky I’m for sure going to still be hungry after the shows.”

A British TV psychic named Derek Acorah was asked a very specific question:  Have GEORGE MICHAEL and MICHAEL JACKSON been in touch now that they’re both on the OTHER SIDE?  And Mr. Acorah had a very specific answer. Not only have they met up, but they’re MAKING MUSIC TOGETHER.  He added, quote, “They have access to any instruments or equipment they may want.” But they’re not just jamming together.  Quote, “They’re also chatting about new bands and whether they like the latest music or not.  Musicians who cross over often do want to meet up with others, so they can talk about their experiences on the Earth plane and enjoy continuing to make music.”

Even without all the controversial, creepy stuff, MICHAEL JACKSON was an eccentric guy . . . and now, there’s an equally eccentric musical in development about his life. The production is called “For the Love of a Glove: An Unauthorized Musical Fable About the Life of Michael Jackson, As Told By His Glove” . . . and yes, that’s exactly what it is.  The playwright says that he’d been hired by a TV network to write a story about Michael’s life . . . and he came up with a REALLY unique take.  They weren’t feeling it, so he decided to develop it for the stage on his own. He said, quote, “Everything MJ has been accused of has actually been caused by his glove, which is actually an alien from outer space, [and it] feeds on virgin boy blood.” JOHNNY DEPP is producing it, which somehow doesn’t seem surprising at all.  It doesn’t sound like he’s involved beyond that.

Last night, A&E aired the first episode of a two-part documentary on Garth Brooks called “The Road I’m On”.  In between interview clips, they played some previously unheard music from his early days, doing covers back in the ’80s.  Here’s a montage for you .

STONE TEMPLE PILOTS released a new single yesterday called “Fare Thee Well”.  Their new album is all acoustic and is called “Perdida”, comes out February 7th. The also announced an acoustic tour. Nothing in St Louis.

Yesterday was a big day for ALANIS MORISSETTE.  She dropped a new single, and announced a new tour AND album. The song is called “Reasons I Drink”.  It’s the first single off her upcoming album “Such Pretty Forks in the Road”.  It’s her ninth album, and it’s coming out on May 1st.  It’s her first album since “Havoc and Bright Lights” in 2012. The tour kicks off in June, to celebrate the 25th anniversary of “Jagged Little Pill”  She’s bringing LIZ PHAIR and GARBAGE with her.

An auction house called Lelands — which sells off famous sports memorabilia — is auctioning off Charlie Sheen’s Cleveland Indians cap from Major League, as well as his 101 MPH baseball that Ricky ‘Wild Thing’ Vaughn threw to strike out slugger Clu Haywood. He says “It is my hope that whoever buys the cap and ball will get as much enjoyment from them as I did all these years.” For now, there are 17 bids on the cap … with the highest offer so far coming at $4,594. The ball has 10 bids on it, and someone’s willing to drop $2,357 to call it their own. There is also  a watch he wore on the movie “Platoon,” Don Larsen’s perfect game baseball and a Babe Ruth locker tag.

Evanescence covered “The Chain” by Fleetwood Mac.  It’s in the launch trailer for the new “Gears of War” game “Gears 5” for Xbox.

Marilyn Manson did a cover of “The End” by The Doors. Its  for the soundtrack of the upcoming limited series The Stand. Manson also reportedly has a role in the series, which is based on Stephen King’s epic 1978 novel and will air on the CBS All Access streaming service. The book tells the story of a confrontation between the forces of good and evil in a world where most of the population has been wiped out by a superflu created in a government lab. By now you’ve probably seen Xfinity’s new, four-minute commercial called “A Holiday Reunion”, featuring E.T. returning to Earth to chill with Elliot, played once again by HENRY THOMAS. It’s basically a four-minute rehash of the original movie, except with Elliot’s KIDS. They scream when they first see him! . . . They laugh as he awkwardly tries to assimilate to human life! . . . He eats Reese’s Pieces CUPCAKES! . . .But then E.T. gets homesick, so he recruit’s Elliot’s son and daughter to take him to his ship on FLYING BICYCLES . . . past the moon, of course.  But before he leaves, he puts his glowy finger up to the son’s chest and says, “I’ll be right here.” You know, just like he did to Elliot 37 years ago.  SO touching!!! Of course, absolutely none of this has a single thing to do with Xfinity.  They just toss the half-baked slogan “Reconnect for the Holidays” in at the end.

BIRTHDAYS

Amanda Seyfried is 34.  

Jenna Dewan-Tatum is 39.  

Anna Chlumsky is 39.  

Tiffany Haddish is 40.

Sean Parker is 40.  Founded Napster, leeched off of Facebook, and is heavily invested in Spotify.

Brendan Fraser is 51.  

Montell Jordan is 51

Julianne Moore is 59.

Daryl Hannah is 59

Today’s BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY….he is a musician, reality TV star, and world famous mumbler.  Dude’s crazy talented but drugs have REALLY screwed him up.  Ozzy Osbourne is 71 years young today.  

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PORNO BIRTHDAY

DESTINY DIXON

Today’s birthday girl has been tossed around like the pigskin in a game of pickup football in 128 fine films including:

  • 1 + 1 EQUALS FUN
  • BIG OLE BOOBS IN UNIFORM
  • BROADS AND BIKERS
  • CHEATING WITH MY PERSONAL TRAINER
  • GETTING HEALTHY AND HORNY
  • I KISS GIRLS
  • BOOBS GALORE
  • AND WHO COULD FORGET…HER UNFORGETTABLE ROLE IN….WOMB RAIDER.

DESTINY DIXON is 35 YEARS OLD

Last night the Blues skated into Chicago and took on the short handed Blackhawks.  First lets chat about that.  Because of injuries and issues with the salary cap, the Blackhawks actually only dressed 17 skaters.  But, 17 skaters or not, the Blues dominated last night.  Even though the Blackhawks had more shots, the Blues picked p the 4-0 win.  Jake Allen recorded his 20th career shutout which ties him 2nd on the list in the franchise with Jaroslav Halak.  Goals from Mackenzie MacEachern, Jaden Schwartz, Brayden Schenn, and Tyler Bozak gave the Blues the 4-0 win.  Up next, a game in Pittsburgh against the Penguins tomorrow.  Puck drop is scheduled for 7PM

As we all know, the 2020 All-Star game will be coming to Enterprise Center.  And now, fans have the chance to vote their favorite Blue in as a captain of the team.  Right now, Alex Pietrangelo, Jordan Binnington, Ryan O’Reilly, and Brayden Schenn were all nominated to represent the Central Division as a potential captain.  Fans can vote 10 times every day through December 20th

Yesterday I mentioned how not only did DeSmet with the state football title, but they also won in baseball and in soccer…well East St Louis just won state, and now the Illinois “City of Champions” will be having a parade to celebrate all their state wins.  In 2019 alone, they won state in basketball, girls track and field, boys track and field, and now football.  The parade is scheduled for tomorrow afternoon and is open to the public. 

The city of St. Louis is looking for $30 million dollars in state tax credits to go towards construction of the MLS stadium.  In total, the projected cost of the stadium is $461 million dollars.  They want things up and running by Spring of 2022, and the developers are asking for $15 million in tax credits this year and next year. 

The Seattle Seahawks beat the Minnesota Vikings last night 37-30 on Monday Night Football.  Russell Wilson threw for 240 yards and 2 tough downs and the Seahawks as a hold rushed for 218 yards. 

Megan Rapinoe, who led the U.S. to the Women’s World Cup title in July, won soccer’s women’s player of the year yesterday. England’s Lucy Bronze finished second, and Rapinoe’s U.S. teammate, Alex Morgan, was third. Rapinoe scored six goals during the World Cup, earning the Golden Boot as the tournament’s top scorer and the Golden Ball as its top player. Lionel Messi won the men’s award for the record sixth time, his first win since 2015.

Yesterday we talked about Barry Odom being fired from Mizzou, and yesterday Chris Petersen, the head coach at Washington will step down.  And he’s stepping down and moving into an advisory role simply because he wants to step away and recharge.  He’s been with the team since 2014 and said theres no other reason besides him just wanting more time to do other things as to why he is stepping down.  Assistant coach Jimmy Lake will be taking over.

Two basketball players from Georgetown named Josh LeBlanc and Galen Alexander are in some trouble.  Both received restraining orders for accusations of harassment and burglary.  Another player was accused of sexual harassment and assault.  LeBlanc has already left the program and its unclear what the other players will do.  Not a whole lot of details just that a female filed the complaints saying: “I believe Joshua committed a burglary against me and threatened bodily harm against myself and my roommate verbally and via text.”  The school released a statement saying they are internally investigating as well.

Within the past few years, its safe to say that the Golden State Warriors have been one of the elite NBA teams.  They were on their way to for sure being a dynasty.  They were killing it. Hell they even had an all-star team.  Then, after this crazy off-season, their team was damn near dismantled.  And it’s showing.  After last night the team dropped to 4-18 and holds the WORST record in the NBA.  On the flip side, a team that did NOT do very well the past 10 years, the Milwaukee Bucks, are on top of the league with an 18-3 record.  Everyone asks about LeBron…his Lakers are currently 17-3, which is 2nd best in the league. 

Russell Addison, short stop for the Chicago Cubs, was the next big thing in Chicago.  He’s been a Cub for 5 years and when he first came into the league, people were swooning over him.  But the last 2 years, he’s been surrounded by controversy.  First, it was the domestic abuse suspension…and then the Cubs sat him for almost 30 games.  But, the Cubs said yesterday it was money that became the deciding factor on letting him walk.  He will now be a free-agent and will probably get paid pretty well some where else in the league. 

The Patriots have had some troubles with their kicker situation this year.  Steve Gostkowski was their kicker but he got hurt.  Then they kind of went through a few different kickers.  Mike Nugent first.  He was cut at the end of October.  Then Nick Folk.  They cut him last week.  They then signed Kai Forbath.  And after he missed an extra point on Sunday, they cut HIM on Monday.  Not sure who they will get for next week but, just let Tom Terrific go for 2 every time.  It’ll be easier. 

As far as teams making roster moves, the Nick Foles experiement is over in Jacksonville.  Since returning from injury, Foles hasn’t been great.  The team has lost both games and have just seemed flat.  Well, yesterday, they announced, Gardner Minshew II will be the starter for this weekends game against the Chargers.  And even further – they said he will start the REMAINDER of the season.  Yikes.  That’s an $88 million dollar mistake. 

And finally – Illinois lost to Miami last night 81-79.  Their next game is Saturday against #3 ranked Maryland.  Mizzou basketball is on the court tonight as they take on Charleston Southern in Columbia.  Tip of is scheduled for 7PM.