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Sounds About Right: Florida Man Attacks Father With Pizza After Finding Out His Dad Helped Deliver Him At Birth – Geekologie
Because Florida Man’s mind works differently than most people’s, Robert Houston of Holiday, Florida was recently arrested for attacking his father with a pizza after finding out his dad helped deliver him when he was born. wielding medium two-topping menacingly What do you mean you got to cut the cord?! Houston’s father told deputies he was returning home from a walk when his son picked up the pizza from the delivery man and proceeded to shove the pie in his face, hold him down and yell at him. “The victim began to flail around trying to get the defendant off him at which point the defendant went outside and awaited law enforcement,” the arrest report stated.
One 18-inch Pie Has More Pizza Than Two 12-inch Ones and the Internet is Losing its ‘Pizza’ Mind – News18
10 Strange Items the TSA Found in People’s Luggage in 2018 – MentalFloss
Firefighter injured when floor collapses in burning vacant house – Fox2Now
Police officer accused of sexually assaulting boys in Metro East – KMOV
Crews identify chemical as Fentanyl in Brentwood hazmat situation, suspect in custody – KMOV
Man robbed credit union across from station – Fox2Now
Trump declares border crisis, Democrats say he has “chosen fear” – CBSNews
There’s Only One Six-Figure Job in America That’s Considered “Low Stress” – NYPost
Should You Tip Your Flight Attendant? – Bloomberg
Prowler spent 3 hours licking doorbell at California home – ABC13
A Teacher Smeared Poop All Over a Park to Ruin the Principal’s Birthday Party – HeraldTribune
Parents Have More than 4,200 Battles with Their Kids – YahooNews
Chicago brewery offers free beer if customers can make kick Bears’ Cody Parkey missed – USAToday
Kevin Spacey’s defense team has legally filed that the busboy who accused the actor of sexual assault lied about his age and flirted with him. “He welcomed drinks from [Spacey], let [Spacey] put his arm around him near the piano while they did ‘sing-alongs,’ and even left the bar with him to smoke a cigarette after giving [Spacey] his phone number,” the actor’s lawyers said in court documents filed Monday. “At best, this describes two people engaged in mutual and consensual flirtation, nothing more.” The defense team also claims the man, who was 18 at the time of the incident, told Spacey that he was 23. Spacey has pleaded not guilty to charges of felony indecent assault and battery for allegedly groping the man in a Nantucket, Massachusetts, in 2016.
Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay is taking some heat after video resurfaced of him making inappropriate comments to Sofia Vergara when they appeared on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno in 2010. This first piece she talks about how screaming is just acting Leno steps in nicely there. (“I never scream like that in real life. It was all acting,” she says at one point of the interview. Ramsay touches her arm and replies, “Only in the bedroom?” Vergara doesn’t respond and makes a face as Leno defuses the comment by quipping, “You would never know.”) Later, a photo of Vergara eating pizza is shown and Ramsay can barely keep it in his pants. (“You seem like you’re enjoying that. You had a whole wedge in your mouth at one time?”) then they start a back and forth about food and he starts getting touchy (he hits the side of her thigh. “No, no touching!” she yells as she hits his arm.) Twitter users expressed disgust over the interview. “Sofia Vergara didn’t deserve to be treated like this. This is very very uncomfortable,” one wrote. Another tweeted, “Look at how Gordon Ramsey tests her boundaries. This is grooming. This is the behaviour of a predator. Show your daughters what it looks like.” Clip here
So is Jay Leno completely innocent if we want to go back in time? Here he is on his old talk show with a 17 year old Lindsey Lohan (2003). It’s 2 clips put back to back from the same interview. First he asks her if she has ever mooned someone then he is doing an example of a spit take. But what he has her say…not horrible but could he say it today?
Lifetime’s docuseries “Surviving R. Kelly” has been a P.R. nightmare for its subject. But it could also lead to fresh criminal charges against him. Prosecutors in Atlanta have opened a new investigation directly related to allegations made on the show. They’re looking for information from anyone who lived in the Atlanta mansion where he carried out his alleged sex crimes, or anyone who might know what went on there. And they’ve already reached out to the survivors and family members who cooperated with Lifetime. Prosecutors in Chicago have also asked potential victims to come forward . . . and the series has caused calls to RAINN’s sexual crisis hotline to skyrocket. Commom admitted that HE should have done more to call out R. Kelly in the past . . . Oh, and two Dallas radio stations have banned his music. BTW we mentioned it but I found the number its not huge but as of 2 days ago just after the R Kelly thing aired his streaming went up 16%. And that’s just Spotify.
Nielsen has released the final sales numbers for music in 2018 . . . and there weren’t too many surprises. But here are the highlights:
Top selling album of the year-Drake’s “Scorpion” sold 3.9 million copies. Post Malone’s “Beerbongs and Bentleys” was second. It sold 3.25 million.
Music “consumption” rose another 23% in 2018. But that’s because it includes STREAMING. The R&B / hip-hop genre dominated, as it did in 2017.
Music SALES dropped by another 17.7% . . .the same as last year, In 2016, it declined by 16.7% . . . and in the previous years it fell by 6%, 11%, 8%, and 4%. So more and more people are streaming, and less and less people are actually buying.
On the bright side, for the 13th consecutive year, VINYL album sales have grown to a new yearly high, rising to 16.8 million sold in 2018. That’s up 14.6%.
Hulu claims that it ended 2018 with more than 25 million total subscribers, a net gain of eight million for the year. According to Variety, that 47 percent year-over-year growth in subscribers for 2018 gives the streaming service more video customers than the United States’ biggest pay-TV providers–including Comcast, one of its owners. Hulu also claims it grew ad revenue more than 45 percent in 2018, to nearly $1.5 billion, despite reports that the service isn’t profitable and lost as much as $440 million during the third quarter of 2018. Hulu adds that, over the past year, it has “dramatically improved the stability and usability” of its live TV service and introduced new features such as live game-start notifications and an enhanced channel guide.
Netflix says that 45 MILLION accounts streamed their new SANDRA BULLOCK thriller “Bird Box” in its first week of release. That’s the biggest seven-day viewership for any of their original movies. Of course, we mostly have to take their word for it . . . since they keep all their ratings close to the vest. In fact, they rarely release ANY actual numbers. But Nielsen has been compiling their own tracking data for streaming services, and their number backs up Netflix’s claim. They say 26 million people watched it in the U.S. alone. So, if that’s the case, it’s very possible that it could’ve been 45 million overall. It’s worth noting that Netflix has always dismissed Nielsen’s numbers . . . and they haven’t commented on the 26 million estimate for the U.S. For the record, Netflix is only counting accounts which have watched at least 70% of the movie, so that makes their number even more impressive.
Just days ago, nobody knew the name Kelleth Cuthbert. And now, everyone recognizes her as the “Fiji Water Girl”, who photobombed just about every celebrity who walked the red carpet at the “Golden Globes”. And according to marketing experts, Kelleth gave Fiji the equivalent of $12 million in free advertising. And she wasn’t just lucky. She knew what she was doing. She says, quote, “It’s all strategic. You’ve got to angle.” Jamie Lee Curtis wasn’t a fan of it at all She Tweeted “So, I specifically moved away from the blatant Fiji & Moet promotions. I knew there was a photographer poised & I moved as I didn’t want to be doing advertising for either. The sponsors of events need to get permission from people before they try 2 take their picture with them”.
The 2019 Bonnaroo lineup has been announced. Some big names include Phish, Childish Gambino, The Lumineers, Post Malone. It’s a four-night event in Manchester, Tennessee. Gambino will headline on Friday, June 14, alongside Phish, who will return to the Bonnaroo mainstage on Sunday, June 16 to play two headlining sets. Meanwhile, The Lumineers will serve as co-headliners on Sunday, while the Saturday festivities will be headlined by Post Malone. Also there will be Hozier, Walk the Moon, Cardi B, K Flay, Bishop Briggs, and The Lonely Island. BTW Princess will be there. That’s Mya Rudolph’s (Saturday Night Live) (The Rentals Friends of P) all girl Prince tribute band. Tickets go on sale Thursday. Full Story
Marvelous Mrs. Maisel star Rachel Brosnahan will host the first episode of Saturday Night Live for 2019 on January the 19th. She won her second consecutive Golden Globe for Best Actress in a Comedy this past weekend,. Rock band Greta Van Fleet, also SNL first-timers, will be musical guest.
Rumor has it that CAITLYN JENNER and Sean Spicer will appear on the second season of “Celebrity Big Brother”, which will premiere on CBS later this month. The rest of the rumored cast includes:
- Aubrey O’Dayfrom Danity Kane and “Celebrity Apprentice”
- Bobby Moynihanfrom “Saturday Night Live”
- Former NFL wide receiver Calvin Johnson
- Carson Kressleyfrom the original “Queer Eye”
- Jonathan Bennettfrom “Mean Girls”
- Lindsay Lohan’s train wreck mother Dina Lohan
- Justin Bieber’s father-in-law Stephen Baldwin
- Tiffany Pollard, a.k.a. “New York” from “Flavor of Love”
- Tonya Harding
If you’re a fan “The Goldbergs” returns tonight as the lead into its spin-off “Schooled” on ABC. It’s set in the ’90s, with Tim Meadows promoted to school principal’ “The Masked Singer” on Fox. This is that show where six celebrities perform in costumes while Nicole Scherzinger, Robin Thicke, Jenny McCarthy, and Ken Jeong try to guess who it is. Nick Cannon is the host. When it premiered last week, Steelers receiver Antonio Brown was unmasked after he was eliminated. The identities of the other five singers from Week 1 haven’t been revealed yet. Six more masked singers tonight and they drop random clues on social media so you can play along. Twitter’s top guesses for who might be under this week’s masks are Jim Carrey, Christina Aguilera, Gwyneth Paltrow, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Serena Williams, and Dolly Parton.
The halftime show of Monday night’s college football championship game featured IMAGINE DRAGONS and LIL WAYNE. Imagine Dragons started out doing a pretty basic medley of their hits, and they were joined by Wayne about six minutes in. And the governor of Kentucky was NOT happy about that. Seriously. MATT BEVIN, who identifies himself on his Twitter page as a “Christian, Husband, Father, Veteran”, is also a huge Imagine Dragons fan. But he’s got no use for Wayne. He Tweeted, quote, “Way to ruin an entertaining Imagine Dragons half-time concert with the weird rantings of a tired, has-been like Lil Wayne . . . One act still rising . . . The other, not so much.” Bevin is getting some blowback on Twitter . . . with one guy pointing out that Bevin’s white, conservative middle-agedness makes him, quote, “the ideal consumer for whom the NCAA picked Imagine Dragons.”
Back in September, a woman went viral when ESPN caught her dipping a chicken finger in soda at the U.S. Open, and eating it. Her name is Alexa Greenfield, and now she’s trying to cash in on her 15 minutes by releasing a song about it. It’s called “Chicken Soda” and borrows heavily from the “Chicken Dance” song.
(Corn is nutritious, providing fiber, which aids in digestion) Korn singer Jonathan Davis has confirmed via a post on Instagram that he now in the studio recording vocals for the band’s 13th studio album. After thanking fans for their support during a difficult stretch of time in his life — during which his estranged wife Deven passed away — Deven Davis died last August at the age of 39 from an overdose. The former porn actress suffered with sobriety and substance abuse throughout her life. She and Jonathan Davis had two sons together, although he had just taken out a restraining order against her days before her death-Davis ended his update with the hashtag “#recordingvocals.”
Adam Levine just took a massive piece of property off the hands of recently divorced Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner … plunking down $32 MILLION for their former family home. It’s 3-building compound with a total of 16,000 square feet with pool, basketball court, gym, screening room and art studio. When Ben and Jen first split in 2015, Ben lived in a guest house on the property.
The LAPD arrested a man connected to a string of high-end burglaries that included celebs such as Usher, Jason Derulo and Adam Lambert. Police arrested of Benjamin Ackerman in connection with the burglaries of at least 13 homes. Ackerman was taken into custody on $1 million bail. Cops found over 2,000 stolen items, including art, clothes, purses, jewelry, and wine. The items were recovered from Ackerman’s home and a storage unit and it is believed the stolen goods totaled millions of dollars. LAPD Capt. Cory Palka said at a press conference, “Ackerman targeted high-end celebrity homes that were for sale or were being shown during open house appointments.” Police believe Ackerman would pose as an interested buyer or a real estate broker looking to show the property.
BRYAN CRANSTON plays a quadriplegic billionaire in an upcoming movie called “The Upside”, and as usual, there’s been some criticism from people who think the role should be played by a disabled actor. In a recent interview, Bryan said he was aware of “the need to expand opportunities,” but he said his latest casting was a, “business decision.” He added, quote, “As actors, we’re asked to be other people, to play other people. If I, as a straight, older person, and I’m wealthy, I’m very fortunate, does that mean I can’t play a person who is not wealthy, does that mean I can’t play a homosexual? “I don’t know, where does the restriction apply, where is the line for that? I think it’s worthy for debate to discuss those issues.” It’s worth noting that on “Breaking Bad”, Bryan’s character’s son had cerebral palsy, and he was played by actor RJ MITTE, who really does have cerebral palsy. But unlike HIS character, Bryan was not a science teacher who became a drug dealer in real life.
THE WHO were one of the highlights of the original Woodstock in 1969 . . . so what would a 50th anniversary celebration be without them? Well, unfortunately, we’re going to find out. There are some things being planned for this August in Upstate New York, but ROGER DALTREY isn’t interested. He says, quote, “August in America is too hot for me to work anymore. “You can’t redo Woodstock because the stars of Woodstock were the audience. You can celebrate the date, but you can’t redo [the festival]. Nobody’s approached us about it, anyway, but I really wouldn’t be interested in something like that.” Daltrey says he and PETE TOWNSHEND are talking about doing some stuff with The Who this year.
Kid Rock is going at it and winning with Nashville’s Metro Council. He planned to decorate the outside of his new bar with a 20-foot neon sign shaped like a guitar — a guitar with a base shaped like a woman’s buttocks.
The bar, called Kid Rock’s Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock N’ Roll Steakhouse, is already open. But the sign had to be approved by the Council, which recently voted 27 to 3 to allow it to be built and installed. Councilwoman Kathleen Murphy, who voted against the sign, said, “We’ve worked very hard as a city to become somewhere that is a tourist destination, an ‘It City,’ somewhere that is family friendly . . . This one I feel crosses the line between good taste, family-friendliness, and I think what we would like Nashville to portray to people who come to visit us.” Other council members admitted that they didn’t care for the sign, but voted to let it pass on the basis of Rock’s First Amendment rights.
Nina Dobrev is 30. “The Vampire Diaries
Kate Middleton is 37.
Chad Ochocinco is 41.
Dave Matthews is 52.
Muggsy Bogues is 54.
Mark Martin is 60.
J.K. Simmons is 64.
Joan Baez is 78. Sexy folk singer.
Today’s BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY….Whole Lotta Love, Immigrant Song, Stairway to Heaven….he’s a rock legend…from Led Zeppelin….Jimmy Page is 75 years young.
Today’s birthday girl’s legs have been open more than a 7-11…and she’s proven that in 122 fine films including:
- Anal Full Nelson Volume 6
- Attack of the MILFS
- Hey Boys…Ya Want Some?
- Me, Mommy, and A Black Man Makes 3
- Slim & Busty
- Liquid Gold
- Irritable Bowel Syndrome Volume 4
- And who could forget…her unforgettable role in….B is for Baby Whore
BAILEY BROOKS is 37 YEARS OLD
The Blues followed up their 3-0 win in Philadelphia with a tough 3-1 loss to the Stars last night at Enterprise Center. David Perron scored the lone goal for the Blues. They are off today but take on the Canadiens tomorrow night at Scottrade.
ESPN’s broadcast of Clemson’s blowout 44-16 win over Alabama for the national title on Monday night drew a 14.6 overnight rating, the lowest for a title game since the five-year-old College Football Playoff system began. Ratings were highest in the first half of the game, reaching 16.2, when Clemson’s lead grew to 15 points. Alabama’s overtime victory over Georgia last year drew a 16.7 rating.
The Mizzou Tigers took on #3 ranked Tennessee last night up in Columbia. First couple of minutes, Mizzou hung with the Volunteers. Was looking to be a great match up between the two SEC teams. Fast forward about an hour later and Mizzou suffered their most lopsided loss since Cuonzo Martin took over the team. Tennessee picked up the 87-63 win. Next up for the Tigers is a road game against South Carolina Saturday at noon.
So, yesterday we mentioned how Green Bay and Tampa now have new head coaches and it looks like the Cardinals are following right behind them. Rumor has it that the Cardinals will hire former Texas Tech coach Kliff Kingsbury to be their next head coach. Also – the Bucs – after hiring Bruce Arians, have mentioned that former Jets head coach Todd Bowles will join him as the teams Defensive Coordinator. As far as offensive coordinator…Byron Leftwich is rumored to join the team to run its offense. Also – former Packers coach Mike McCarthy has said that he only wants to be considered for the Jets job and that’s it.
Down judge Sarah Thomas will make history on Sunday when she becomes the first woman to officiate an NFL postseason game. Thomas will be part of the crew officiating the matchup between the Chargers and Patriots on Sunday. She first made history four years ago when she became the league’s first full-time female official. Thomas has worked as a down judge for the past two seasons and was listed as an alternate for the 2017 Wild Card game between the Ravens and Falcons.
Even though the MLB Hot Stove has been pretty cold the past few weeks, we may have found a new front runner in the Manny Machado signing. The Chicago White Sox have just signed former Cardinal Jon Jay. They also signed Yonder Alonso. Why does the matter? Jay is Machado’s work out partner and Alonso is Machado’s brother-in-law. Even though the Yankees are still being mentioned as interested, it looks like Manny may end up in Chicago. And as far as Bryce Harper is concerned, last week the Nationals made their pitch to Harper and it looks like this week it’s the Phillies turn as reps from the team are in Vegas this week to chat with Harper.
UFC star Brock Lesnar has yet to pay the $250,000 fine to lift his supsension issued by the Nevada Athletic Commission after failing two drug tests in 2016. Lesnar is currently under an indefinite suspension issued by the NAC for failing the drug tests and not paying the fine. As a result, Lesnar remains ineligible to compete in MMA. The former UFC heavyweight champion tested positive to banned substances and had his victory by unanimous decision over Mark Hunt at UFC 200 in July 2016 changed to a no contest. He also received a one-year suspension. Lesnar retired from UFC in December 2016 and removed himself from the US Anti-Doping Agency’s drug-testing pool, which halted his suspension. In July 2018, Lesnar returned from retirement and re-entered the USADA’s drug-testing pool, which started the time for his suspension again. By entering the pool, Lesnar could have been deemed eligible by the USADA to compete again as early as Jan. 8. If Lesnar returns to UFC, it is likely he will challenge heavyweight champion Daniel Cormier for a title.