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It’s national Pi Day . . . as in 3.14, because it’s March 14th.  But a recent poll found a third of Americans don’t know what “pi” is.  Some just have a vague notion it has something to do with math.

19% said they had no idea what pi is . . . 3% thought it was the hypotenuse of a triangle . . . 2% said angles in a parallelogram . . . 1% said the volume of water . . . and 7% thought it was the “mass of a pie,” spelled P-I-E.  (???)

Two-thirds knew the correct answer:  It’s the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter.  It’s used it all areas of math and physics to calculate stuff.

But here’s what you really care about:  As always, a bunch of places have deals on PIZZA and ACTUAL pies today.  Here are a few you might want to check out . . .

7-ElevenCicisBlaze Pizza, and BJ’s Restaurant all have $3.14 pizza deals today.  At Cicis, it’s $3.14 for their all-you-can-eat pizza buffet.

Boston Market has a buy-one-get-one deal on pot pies.  Or, you can get a free slice of pie at Marie Callender’s with any entrée.

Whole Foods is giving Amazon Prime members $3.14 off apple pies and cherry pies.  And White Castle has a coupon for a free pie-on-a-stick dessert with any purchase.

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Florida man calls cops demanding they TEST his meth after complaining he had been sold bath salts – only for officers to charge him for possession when they found it was authentic – LINK

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The Top Ways We Deal with a Partner Who Snores – LINK

A Pornography Habit Makes Men Worse in Bed . . . But It Makes Women Better? – LINK

Tinder Is Now Letting People Do Background Checks on Potential Dates – LINK

There’s an Equation to Predict If Your Relationship Is Doomed? – LINK

New Term: “Doppelbanging” . . . Dating Someone You Look Like – LINK

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It seems like every news outlet covers the debate twice a year.  CNNFox News, the AP, and The New York Times all have stories on it right now.

A poll last fall found only 25% of us want to keep switching the clocks twice a year.  Everyone else wants to make Daylight Saving Time permanent, or ditch it altogether.

Over a dozen states have passed laws to make it permanent, and at least 28 more have bills in the works.  But they can’t go into effect until the federal government says it’s okay, and that hasn’t happened yet.

The main argument AGAINST it seems to be we just don’t know what the effects would be.  But of course, switching the clocks twice a year has an effect too.

For what it’s worth, we DID try permanent Daylight Saving Time once, and it didn’t go well.  President Nixon did it for 16 months in 1974 and ’75.  But people complained about their kids going to school in the dark.  So we went back to the current system.

We also made another change not long ago.  In 2007, Daylight Saving Time was extended by more than a month.  It used to start the first Sunday in April and end in October.  Now it runs from the second Sunday in March and ends in November.

Eggo giving away 1 million free waffles in daylight saving time giveaway – LINK

 

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WILLIAM HURT died yesterday from natural causes.  He was 71 years old. Hurt won an Oscar for the 1985 film “Kiss of the Spider Woman”. . . and he was also nominated for “Children of a Lesser God”“Broadcast News”, and “A History of Violence”. His other films included “Body Heat”“The Good Shepherd”“Altered States”“The Big Chill”, and the 1998 “Lost in Space” remake. On the small screen, he earned Emmy nominations for “Damages” and “Too Big to Fail”. Body Heat too (LINK)

Bummer to pass on the news of the death of WILLIE NELSON’s sister BOBBIE NELSON has died at the age of 91.  Bobbie was Willie’s musical partner for over 50 years (LINK

The Batman is at $239 million in the US alone after making another $66 million this weekend. Globally, it has earned over $400 million! The Batman is now the highest-grossing film of 2022  

“Deadpool” is among the most successful entities that Marvel Studios got, along with the “Fantastic Four” and “X-Men” franchises. “Deadpool 2,” in 2018, earned $785 worldwide and was the highest-grossing R-rated film until 2019’s “Joker” topped it at $1.074 billion (LINK). So yea there will be another one. Shawn Levy is in talks to direct. Levy recently directed Reynolds in “Free Guy” and “The Adam Project.” He’s also done Big Fat Liar, Cheaper by the Dozen, the Night at the Museum series, Stranger Things.

Multiple reports say Joe Buck will be leaving Fox to join ESPN.  He will stay with his long-time partner Troy Aikman on Monday Night Football. Aikman signed about a week ago. Buck had been calling World Series games since 1996. ABC gets the Super Bowl in 2027 so he and Aikman will do that.

No premiere date yet for the Rob Zombie version of The Munsters movie but he has added Elvira, Cassandra Peterson, to the movie. She will play a real estate agent named Barbara Carr. The picture I saw was her in a pink plaid dress suit and red curly hair. Strange to see. (Jeff Daniel Phillips and Sheri Moon Zombie have been cast as Herman and Lily Munster, while Daniel Roebuck will portray Grandpa Munster.) It will be PG-13 

HAILEY BIEBER was hospitalized last week in Palm Springs after she thought she was having a stroke.  Turned out, it was a blood clot in her brain. She shared her experience on her Instagram story on Saturday.  Quote, “On Thursday morning, I was sitting at breakfast with my husband when I started having stroke like symptoms and was taken to the hospital . . .”They found I had suffered a very small blood clot to my brain, which caused a small lack of oxygen, but my body had passed it on its own and I recovered completely within a few hours.   I’m home now and doing well” (LINK)  

Who are the “10 Richest Female Country Artists” by net worth according to CelebrityNetWorth.com.  

  1. Dolly Parton, $650 Million. She’s a singer, songwriter, actress, author, and entrepreneur with her own theme park, Dollywood.  
  1. (tie)Shania Twain, $400 Million.  Vegas regular, owns real estate all over the world and Taylor Swift, $400 Million. She’s sold more than 200 million albums, and in some touring years she pulls in over $150 million. 
  1. Carrie Underwood, $140 Million. Yes, there’s the record sales, concerts, and Vegas residency. But she’s a best-selling author, and has her own fitness brand, Calia by Carrie. 
  1. Trisha Yearwood, $100 Million. She’s hosting cooking shows, writing books, and going on tour. If you combine her with Garth it’s around $400 million. 
  1. Reba McEntire, $95 Million. 16 Number One albums.  Owns several businesses, starred on Broadway, and in her own sitcom, “Reba”.  
  1. Faith Hill, $80 Million.  She’s sold over 40 million records, has released two fragrances, and has a burgeoning acting career. 
  1. Sheryl Crow, $70 Million. Her record sales are from other genres.  She’s been touring with country singers and her music has been leaning in the country direction for a while now. 
  1. Loretta Lynn, $65 Million.  
  1. Miranda Lambert, $60 Million.  She’s one of the best country singer-songwriters of all time, and you’d lose count trying to add up all her awards.  There’s also her alcohol brand, Red 55 Winery.

A new documentary will premiere in May about the life and career of Sheryl Crow (LINK) Her rise to fame, her professional hurdles and her battle with breast cancer. The film will debut on Showtime on May 6 It has interviews with collaborators and friends of Crow’s, including Keith Richards, Laura Dern, Joe Walsh (78) Keith Richards (LINK) is officially a non-smoker after 55 years. Which must mean he started when he was 50. He says he did patched for a few weeks but doesn’t miss it at all. Shockingly he says he has more wind and the other in his “other” band the X-Pensive Winos he now sings in the correct key which I’d assume is important to some.  

David Lee Roth then Sammy Hagar, then David Lee Roth then Gary Cherone then Sammy again, then maybe David Lee Roth again…What if we threw Darryl Hall into the rotation? He was asked, at least that’s what Mr. Hall says.  He also says Eddie also told him that the keyboard riff from Hall & Oates’ “Kiss On My List” inspired Van Halen’s biggest hit, “Jump”.

Celebrating a Birthday today:

Gold Medal Olympian gymnast Simone Biles is 25

3-time NBA champion, Golden State Warrior Stephen Curry is 34

Taylor Hanson is 39. The middle brother in Hanson.

Chris Klein is 43. Oz in the “American Pie” movies.

Billy Crystal is 74

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame producer Quincy Jones is 89.

Michael Caine is 89

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Brianna Love

Today’s birthday girl has been in 397 fine films, including:

  • 2 Chicks Same Time 1
  • Ass For Days 6
  • Big Bubble Butt Cheerleaders 7
  • Curvy Cuties
  • It’s a Daddy Thing 3
  • Sharing Is Caring
  • And who can forget her role in 2007’s Smothered N’ Covered 4

Brianna Love is 37 years old

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The Blues had a pretty decent weekend.  And this time I’m being serious.  6-2 win on Thursday against the Rangers….7-4 win against the Predators on Saturday.  And, unfortunately, they weren’t able to pick up the win against the Jets last night, but they did force things to OT and picked up a point.  Final score last night was 4-3.  The Blues have a good little break as they host the Penguins on Thursday.

Before we get to some some other big stories – it’s just nice to have something to report about baseball.  The Cardinals have made two moves over the weekend.  They signed right hander Nick Wittgren (who most recently pitched for the Cleveland Guardians.  They also signed right hander Drew VerHagen who spent some time with the Tigers before heading over to Japan.  The Cardinals first game of Spring Training is FRIDAY when they take on the Astros.

One of the big things in the new CBA is the universal DH.  And we now have our first player who is making the jump to the NL soley for that reason.  41 year old Nelson Cruz is now a member of the Washington Nationals.  This will be his 18th season.

After 40 days of retirement, TOM BRADY has decided that he would rather be pursued and mauled by 250-pound men than spend any more time with his wife and kids. Yes, my friends, Tom has UN-RETIRED, and will return to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers for his 23rd season. He Tweeted, quote, “These past two months I’ve realized my place is still on the field and not in the stands.  That time will come.  But it’s not now. “I love my teammates, and I love my supportive family.  They make it all possible.  I’m coming back for my 23rd season in Tampa.  Unfinished business LFG.”

Somebody spent a small fortune on what SHOULD have been a historic piece of sports memorabilia.  But ultimately, they got ROBBED. Just hours before TOM BRADY announced he was coming out of retirement, an anonymous bidder paid $518,628 for what was SUPPOSED TO be Tom’s final touchdown ball. Now that it’s most likely NOT Tom’s last touchdown anymore, that ball is probably never going to be worth even close to that. The touchdown in question was a 55-yarder to Bucs receiver MIKE EVANS, during their playoff loss to the Los Angeles Rams.  Evans tossed the ball into the stands, obviously not thinking about its possible worth. Remember, Evans did that earlier in the season after catching Brady’s 600th touchdown pass.  But they got that ball back, and gave the fan some swag in return.

Following a significant development in Deshaun Watson’s ongoing legal troubles, two teams have emerged as possible spots for the Texans quarterback. The Saints and Panthers have made offers for Watson and are “likely to meet with him soon,”. More teams are reportedly involved in the QB’s budding trade market. Watson, 26, is no longer facing criminal charges for alleged sexual assault and harassment after a grand jury returned nine “no” bills on Friday. However, Watson still faces 22 active civil lawsuits that allege sexual harassment and assault. The graphic accounts range from Watson refusing to cover his genitals to forcing women to actual forced sexual acts.

Some wrestling news for you….Former WWE star Scott Hall is on life-support after suffering multiple heart attacks. Hall reportedly had three heart attacks, along with other complications, one week after undergoing hip replacement surgery. Having begun his career in 1984, Hall starred as “Razor Ramon” for the WWE before leaving for WCW in 1996.  He would start the New World Order with Kevin Nash and Hulk Hogan during his bad guy era in wrestling. Hall, who admitted to using steroids during his wrestling heights, also has had several battles with drugs and alcohol, but had been doing well since retiring and getting help from Diamond Dallas Page.

Former WWE Champion Big E told fans that he suffered a broken neck on Friday Night Smackdown. Posting a video on social media on Saturday, Big E said his C1 and C6 vertebrae were fractured. There was no spinal damage.  He went on to say that the report was “some really good news … all things considered.” The injury happened during a belly to belly suplex where Big E landed awkwardly on his head during a live televised match.

If you are a Mizzou or SLU fan you don’t have much to look forward to on the basketball court the rest of the year.  The only news that Mizzou fans heard over the weekend is that they fired their head coach.  But – 68 teams were announced yesterday during selection Sunday.  Gonzaga, Baylor, Arizona, and Kansas were the 4 #1 seeds.  The first four games start tomorrow night at 5:40 with Texas A&M Corpus Christi takes on Texas Southern. Illinois takes on Chattanooga on Friday.

On the women’s side of things, Missouri State plays Florida State in the first four on Thursday.  Stanford, NC State, Louisville, and South Carolina are the number 1 seeds on the women’s side of things.  Mizzou and SLU did not make the women’s tournament either.

A real rainy and crappy weekend wrecked havoc on the 2022 Players Championship.  So much so that the tournament will wrap up today.  How out of whack are things?  No offense to any of these guys buy the Top 5 on the leaderboard isn’t what you would expect.  Anirban Lahiri is on tops at 5-under.  Hes followed by Harold Varner III, Tom Hoge, Sebastian Munoz, and Sam Burns