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Don’t Throw Your Kids in the Air If You’ve Got a Ceiling Fan – LINK

Full-time UPS drivers will earn $170,000 a year, on average, in new contract, CEO says – LINK

Wait . . . Bots Are Better at “CAPTCHA” Than Humans? – LINK

Do You Have “Screen Apnea”? – LINK

It’s National Tooth Fairy Day . . . But 19% of Us Won’t Let the Fairy In? – LINK

‘Succession’ Actress Is Newest River Otter Attack Victim – LINK

The #EggCrackChallenge Is Now Targeting Kids, and One Little Kid Says “What the eff – LINK


Charles Martinet — who has voiced Mario in dozens of video games — is stepping away from the role. While he won’t be recording any more games, Nintendo announced Martinet will be an “ambassador” for Mario and the games in which he stars. Martinet started voicing the character for Super Mario 64 in 1996 — and continued until 2021’s Mario Party Superstars – LINK

This Sunday, thousands of theaters across the country will be offering $4 tickets for National Cinema Day. The second annual National Cinema Day hopes to build on the success of a similar offering over Labor Day weekend last year, when tickets were just $3. The overall initiative is the brainchild of the Cinema Foundation, a relatively new nonprofit organization that’s affiliated with the National Association of Theatre Owners – LINK

Slayer is now selling a branding iron.  It’s supposed to be for meat, but I can see Slayer fans using it on THEMSELVES.  It costs $75 – LINK

“Fat Bottomed Girls” has been removed from Queen’s “Greatest Hits” album on a kids’ streaming platform called Yoto – LINK

Here we go again – Fyre Festival is happening again, and the tickets are on sale now. Even though no line up has been released, there is no date, or venue. The convicted felon and founder, Billy McFarland has made “The First 100” tier tickets available for the price of $499, with subsequent levels listed as selling for up to $7,999 at a future date – LINK

9-year-old Grayson Roberts went viral last week when social media star Charlie Rocket shared his story on Instagram, including the fact that he had no customers for a lemonade stand set up outside his house. His stand featured a note saying he was hoping to raise enough money to “see” the world while he still had some sight left. The clip showed him drumming and singing – LINK

Movies can easily become overrated when they don’t quite live up to the hype.  Or technology has advanced so much, that they’re just not as impressive anymore.  Well ScreenRant.com put together a list of the 12 most overrated movies people pretend to love.  You may or may not agree with some of them, but here they are:

Let’s go through the list and get a consensus:

  1. “Avengers: Infinity War”,  2018
  1. “Star Wars: Episode 6 – Return of the Jedi”,  1983
  1. “The Silence of the Lambs”,  1991
  1. “Frozen”,  2013
  1. “The Greatest Showman”,  2017
  1. “Avatar”,  2009
  1. “The Shining”,  1980
  1. “Forrest Gump”,  1994
  1. “Chinatown”,  1974
  1. “Jaws”,  1975
  1. “The Notebook”,  2004
  1. “Fight Club”,  1999

Porn B

Cheyenne Jewel

Today’s birthday girl has been in 301 fine films, including:

– Armpit Worship 6

– Best of Tied ‘N’ Tickled 3

– Buttman’s Stretch Class 6

– Everything Butt the Kitchen Sink

– My Girlfriend Is A Real Ballbuster 1

– No Ifs, Ands – Just Butts 2

– Spanked, Caned and Purged

– Tickle Freaks 5

– And who can forget her role in 2014’s It’s Not Scary, Just Hairy 5

Cheyenne Jewel is 39 years old


The Cardinals got smoked by Pittsburgh 11-1 and that dropped the Cardinals once again to 16 games beneath .500. They started a rookie prospect pitcher that came over from that Jack Flaherty trade and he had some glimmers of good with a few strikeouts but also had some walks that loaded the bases on him a time or two. From the first inning, he and the Cards got smashed around. Cards and Pirates go again tonight in Pittsburgh at 6:05pm.

The XFL announced that St. Louis Battlehawks defensive back Elijah Hamilton has signed with the Green Bay Packers and running back Brian Hill has agreed to terms with the San Francisco 49ers of the National Football League.

The duo becomes the 13th and 14th players from the Battlehawks roster to be signed, with an overall total of 61 contracts now signed by XFL players this offseason.

Hamilton played in nine games for the Battlehawks and made 13 total tackles, including two for a loss.

The leading rusher for St. Louis, Hill appeared in eight games and carried the ball 88 times for 416 yards and touchdown. He also made 24 catches for an additional 204 yards and a touchdown.

To date, 179 invitations have been sent to XFL players for camps or to hold individual workouts with NFL teams since the conclusion of the XFL regular season.

The St. Louis Battlehawks retain the rights to Hamilton and Hill should either player return to the XFL.

The PGA Tour said Monday that it has not seen an uptick in spectators attempting to distract golfers — potentially for betting purposes — since legal sports gambling began spreading around the nation.

A fan was ejected from the BMW Championship on Saturday for allegedly yelling “Pull it!” while Max Homa was attempting a short put on the 17th green. Homa said the fan had bet $3 on him to miss the putt.

Laura Neal, the PGA Tour’s executive vice president of brand communications, told ESPN on Monday that security teams will take “swift and immediate action to protect the integrity of the competition” but added that no new measures have been in place