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Man leads Texas deputies on slow-speed chase in stolen forklift – LINK

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Albert Pujols to file for divorce from wife, Deidre, after 22 years – LINK

A Man Found a Seven-Foot Snake Hiding in His Couch Cushions – LINK

A Man in China Has Lived at an Airport for 14 years . . . Because He Doesn’t Want to Give Up Smoking and Drinking? – LINK

A Woman Who Wrote “How to Murder Your Husband” Is on Trial for . . . Murdering Her Husband – LINK

A Chocolate Bunny Was Used as a Weapon in an Assault – LINK

Musk’s $3 billion purchase of Twitter stock makes him the largest shareholder – LINK

Lower-Back Tattoos Are Back The ‘tramp stamp’ returns, along with low-rise jeans and Y2K style in general. – LINK

 

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Anyone see Pete Davidson on SNL do a skit about how movies on Netflix are too long? He said he just wanted a short ass movie. Well, Inspired by the sketch, Netflix compiled a selection of 90-minute movies and made a “Short-Ass Movies” section for real.  Zoolander, Lady Bird, and Stand By Me  

If you thought “Squid Game” was too violent, this might not be for you:  The creator of that show, Hwang Dong-hyuk, is working on a movie that he says will be even MORE violent. Its working title at the moment is “Killing Old People Club”, and Hwang says he might have to HIDE from old people when it comes out. There’s no word on the plot, but it was inspired by the works of the late Italian intellectual and author UMBERTO ECO, if that helps (LINK)

Rapper’s Deceased Body Was Placed Standing Up During Club Night Farewell Social media is talking about the dead body of rapper Goonew being on display at a final farewell.  The event happened last Friday night at Bliss Nightclub in Washington D.C. Video footage shows Goonew’s body standing upright on stage wearing a hoodie, sneakers, jeans, and a crown. He was killed on March 18th. Some wondered if the body was a wax figure. A witness says no. Someone tweeted, “No this ain’t no wax figure my Brodie went out gangsta.” (LINK)

Chris Rock has added a second St. Louis date to his “Ego Death World Tour 2022.” The announcement came Monday, a month after the original date was announced and a week after he was infamously slapped onstage by Will Smith at the Oscars.  He is at Stifel on June 11. Now, a June 12 date has been added “due to popular demand,”. Tickets for the June 12 date go on sale to the general public at 10 a.m. April 8 on Ticketmaster.com. Some seats remained for his original June 11 date. 

MARTHA STEWART shared the passing of her cat. Or should I say murder of her cat by her FOUR dogs. She posted a photo of a grave being dug and said, quote, “Burying the beautiful and unusual Princess Peony.  The four dogs mistook her for an interloper and killed her defenseless little self.  I will miss her very badly.  RIP beauty.” Martha also shared a photo of Princess Peony, who was a calico Persian.  It’s unclear how many dogs in total Martha has, but she appears to be talking about the two French bulldogs and two chow chows that she has posted about (LINK) 

HARRISON FORD has just booked the first TV regular series of his career.  It’s called “Shrinking”, and it’s by the same people who make “Ted Lasso”.  It’ll air on Apple TV+. Ford will play a “blue collar shrink” and pioneer in cognitive behavioral therapy, who has recently been diagnosed with Parkinson’s. JASON SEGEL is the star of “Shrinking”.  He plays a therapist breaking the rules and telling his clients what he REALLY thinks.  No word when it’ll air (LINK) 

Last year’s Grammy Awards ceremony had the lowest ratings in Grammys history. The numbers were a little better. I wonder why. Taking into account viewers on both CBS and those streaming on Paramount+, drew 8.93 million viewers, which is close to last year’s count of 8.8 million.  CBS is expecting the final number, which is out today to be at around 9.6 million viewers, just above last year’s 9.23 million. For reference, all of these numbers are awful compared to just a few years ago: The 2020 show had 18.7 million viewers and the 2019 edition had 19.9 million (LINK 

Rolling Stone (LINK) has a list of the 25 greatest Grammy performances. Pink from 2010 didn’t make the list  “have been irrelevant since 1990. It’s decades of wasting trees and people’s time.” 

  1. “The Blacker the Berry / Alright”,  Kendrick Lamar. . . 2016 
  1. “Baby, I’m a Star”,  Prince. . . 1985 
  1. “Love Drought / Sandcastles”,  Beyonce. . . 2017 
  1. “Cardigan / August / Willow”,  Taylor Swift. . . 2021 
  1. “You Haven’t Done Nothing”,  Stevie Wonder. . . 1975 
  1. “Nessun Dorma”,  Aretha Franklin. . . 1998 
  1. “Watermelon Sugar”,  Harry Styles. . . 2021 
  1. “Love Sick”,  Bob Dylan. . . 1998 
  1. “Man in the Mirror”,  Michael Jackson. . . 1988 
  1. “Space Program / We the People”,  A Tribe Called Quest. . . 2017

Loudwire best guitar riffs of all time (LINK)

  1. Sweet Child O’ Mine– Guns N’ Roses 
  2. Eye of the Tiger– Survivor 
  3. Another One Bites the Dust– Queen 
  4. Sex on Fire– Kings of Leon 
  5. Stairway to Heaven– Led Zeppelin 
  6. Beat It– Michael Jackson
  7. Smells Like Teen Spirit – Nirvana
  8. Sweet Home Alabama– Lynyrd Skynyrd
  9. Layla– Eric Clapton
  10. Money for Nothing– Dire Straits
  11. Purple Haze– Jimi Hendrix
  12. The Chain– Fleetwood Mac
  13. Back in Black– AC/DC
  14. The Ace of Spades– Motorhead
  15. Walk This Way– Aerosmith
  16. Smoke on the Water– Deep Purple
  17. You Really Got Me– The Kinks
  18. The Wall– Pink Floyd
  19. Ring of Fire– Johnny Cash
  20. I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll– Joan Jett
  21. Voodoo Child – Jimi Hendrix
  22. Born to be Wild– Steppenwolf
  23. Seven Nation Army– The White Stripes
  24. Satisfaction (I Can’t Get No)– The Rolling Stones
  25. Come as You Are– Nirvana
  26. Whole Lotta Love– Led Zeppelin
  27. I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor – Arctic Monkeys
  28. Message in a Bottle– The Police
  29. All Right Now– Free

Brown Sugar – The Rolling Stones

CELEBRITIES CELEBRATING A BIRTHDAY 

Actress Lily James is 33. She plays Lady Rose Aldridge on “Downton Abbey”

Wrestler Charlotte Flair is 36.

Former St Louis Rams quarterback Marc Bulger is 45.

St. Louis’ own, actor, Sterling K. Brown is 46.

Singer/producer Pharrell Williams is 49.

Singer Paula Cole is 54. She sang the theme to the show “Dawson’s Creek”.

Pearl Jam guitarist Mike McCready is 56.

Christopher “Kid” Reid is 58.  Dude from Kid n’ Play with the giant flattop.

Former wrestler and now yoga guy Diamond Dallas Page is 66. He started a workout system called DDP Yoga.

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Jenny Hendrix

Today’s birthday girl has been in 282 fine films, including:

  • 100% Prime Grade A Meat 2
  • Apple Bottomz 6
  • Baby Got Butt
  • Cowgirls Do It with Their Boots On
  • I Love Big Butts and I Love Big Butts 3
  • Racked and Stacked 1
  • And who can forget her role in 2008’s Sleepover 3: She Didn’t Drink Too Much

Jenny Hendrix is 36 years old

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Notorious for playing down to the opponents, the Blues proved that to be just a myth as they whipped up on the Coyotes at Enterprise Center last night.  Goals from Ivan Barbashev, Vladi Tarasenko, Brayden Schenn, and Pavel Buchnevich had the Blues up 4-0 after the second.  Tarasenko scored another in the 3rd to make the final 5-1.  The team is off tonight and then welcome the Seattle Kraken back to Enterprise Center.  Puck drop is at 7PM.

Albert Pujols announced Monday that he and wife Deidre are splitting up, days after she underwent successful surgery to remove a brain tumor. PUJOLS SAID QUOTE: “I’ve been asked a lot of questions over the past few days regarding what’s been going on at home and sadly, after 22 years of marriage, I have made the decision to file for divorce from my wife, Deidre. I realize this is not the most opportune time with Opening Day approaching and other family events that have recently taken place. These situations are never easy and isn’t something that just happened overnight.” This offseason, Pujols signed a one-year deal to return to the Cardinals, where he previously played from 2001 to 2011. He and Deidre had been married since 2000.

Soeaking of Pujols —  he will be in the starting lineup for a 22nd straight Opening Day when he serves as the team’s designated hitter on Thursday at Busch against the Pirates. Pujols signed a $2.5 million deal to return to the Cardinals this offseason after splitting the 2021 campaign between the Angels and Dodgers. The 42-year-old had spent nine-and-a-half seasons with the Angels before being traded to the Dodgers. The team says while he will primarily be a DH for the team, he will also be able to fill in at 1st base when needed.

Joe Davis will be Fox’s new voice of the World SeriesDavis, 34, will replace Joe Buck, who left the network last month to become the lead play-by-play broadcaster for ESPN’s Monday Night Football coverage, alongside long-time partner Troy Aikman. Buck had called the World Series at Fox for the last 24 years.  To replace Buck’s voice on the NFL side of things, Fox reportedly promoted Kevin Burkhardt to being its top football play-by-play broadcaster. The network has yet to choose a new lead analyst to replace Aikman.

Utility man Danny Santana, pitcher Richard Rodríguez and infielder José Rondón were suspended for 80 games each Monday in the first discipline since the major league drug testing program resumed March 11 following a 99-day suspension during the lockout. The three, all free agents, tested positive for a performance-enhancing substance. Santana, 31, is an eight-year major league veteran who played for the Boston Red Sox last season. Rodriguez played for the Braves and the Pirates last year. And…Rondón, 28, hit .263 with three homers and nine RBIs in 63 games for St. Louis last season.

The Kansas Jayhawks overcame a 16-point deficit to beat the North Carolina Tar Heels, winning the 2022 NCAA Men’s Championship.  North Carolina had a chance to tie with a three-pointer at the last second.  Here’s the final call.  Final Score: Kansas 72 – North Carolina 69.

Phil Mickelson is not at Augusta National this week, but that doesn’t mean his name will remain out of the news. Masters pre-tournament press conferences began yesterday, and Bryson DeChambeau was asked if he had talked to his fellow long drive-loving cohort. “I’ve tried to reach out, but he’s gone dark,” said DeChambeau, who been scarce lately himself. “There’s no contact.” Mickelson has been off the grid for weeks after comments he made about the Saudi Arabia-backed LIV Golf Invitational Series. An apology released on Feb. 22 via social media mentioned that “(I) desperately need some time away” and that he wanted to “work on being the man I want to be.” The three-time Masters champion was removed from the field list on March 21. It is not known whether or not he was suspended by the PGA Tour, though such disciplinary action would not apply to the Masters, which invites players based on qualifying criteria that include past champions.

The United States men’s national team will play against El Salvador and Grenada as part of the USMNT’s run-up to the 2022 World Cup in November. The USMNT’s June window will also involve two friendlies against opponents to be named later. These four matches are expected to include the full U.S. team. A report stated that Uruguay could be slated as one of those friendly opponents in June. Dates and venues for all Nations League matches have yet to be determined. The U.S. won the inaugural edition of the tourney last June, with a 3-2 extra time victory over Mexico in the final.  In the World Cup, the US was drawn into Group B where they will face England, Iran, and the winner of the UEFA playoff between Wales, Scotland, and Ukraine