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Can Smelling Old Food Really Tell You If It’s Safe to Eat? – LINK

Would You Try a “Pepsi-Roni” Pizza with Pepsi-Infused Pepperoni? – LINK

10 Foods That Cause Arguments Every Time They’re Mentioned – LINK

The Ringling Bros. Circus Is Returning Next Year . . . Without Animals? – LINK

Remember last week, when a guy with no flying experience landed a plane in Florida after the pilot passed out?  Well, it turned out that pilot had a “severe cardiac event” . . . basically, a big tear in his aorta.  But because passenger Darren Harrison landed so quickly, he survived it (LINK).  He got released on Monday, and he’s home recovering.

Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli Gets Out Of Prison, Heads Immediately To Cracker Barrel – LINK

3 men charged in dozens of car break-ins across St. Louis area – LINK

112-year-old Venezuelan named ‘world’s oldest man’ – LINK

Cops say ‘poopetrator’ defecated in Wichita beauty store aisles, damaging $200 in wigs – LINK

The Mystery of the Peeing Johnny Cash Water Tower Has Been Solved – LINK

Delmar Loop Trolley to resume service this summer – LINK



I believe he has done his part.  NICK CANNON announced he has talked to his doctor about getting SNIPPED.  But before we let out a sigh of relief, he’s gotta follow through with it. Nick has baby #8 on the way with his girlfriend Bre Tiesi.  He has six other children with three other women, including 10-year-old twins with Mariah Carey. His seventh child, which was with Alyssa Scott, passed away last December from brain cancer. 

CARMEN ELECTRA joined OnlyFans yesterday. She said, quote, “I just felt like, ‘Yeah, I need to do this.’  I, for once, have this opportunity to be my own boss and have my own creative vision to share with my fans without someone standing over me. Just how much will Carmen show? She’s not saying exactly, but she’s promising swimwear and lingerie photos, along with, quote, “more sexy, classy pictures and videos. 

Taylor Swift gave the commencement address (LINK) to New York University’s class of 2022 yesterday.  On top of that, she received an honorary Doctorate from the school.  Here’s a piece of her speech. 

Axios (LINK) published an article about the Depp Heard trail gettting an average of 508 social media interactions.  Here’s a quick rundown of whats getting the most. 

  1. Johnny / Amber:  508 interactions. 
  1. Elon Musk:  417 
  1. Joe Biden:  170 
  1. Abortion:  141 
  1. Russia-Ukraine war:  91 
  1. Inflation:  70 
  1. COVID-19:  44 

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC stubbornly refused to record the “My Corona” parody song we all wanted, so the universe punished (LINK) him by giving him COVID. Says he is vaxxed and double boosted so his symptoms are mild. He had to cancel 2 shows 

PORNO FOR PYROS is performing live for the first time in 26 years on Sunday at the Welcome to Rockville festival in Daytona Beach, Florida. JANE’S ADDICTION was supposed to play, but they had to pull out because DAVE NAVARRO is going through a long bout with Covid.  So PERRY FARRELL got his OTHER band to step in. To be clear, Porno for Pyros reunited in 2009 to play at Perry’s 50th birthday celebration, and were part of Lollapalooza’s 2020 livestream.  But this will be the first time playing live onstage in 26 years. 

Pearl Jam tried muddle through with guest drummers after Matt Cameron tested positive for COVID-19, but now bassist Jeff Ament (LINK) has also become infected, and with too many key players out of commission, that band has been forced to cancel upcoming tour dates in Sacramento (May 18th) and Las Vegas (May 20th). 

OZZY OSBOURNE almost had his clothes stolen yesterday when his Lyft driver left and became unreachable.  His daughter KELLY quickly took to Twitter and called Los Angeles Police Department for help. Kelly tweeted, quote, “EMERGENCY!!!!  One of your drivers just knowingly drove off with all of my dad’s clothes in the back seat of her car.  We can’t reach her or you.  Please contact me immediately.  We are calling the police right now!” She also shared a screenshot from the Lyft app of the driver’s information, but then quickly took it down.  An hour and a half later, she broke the good news that the clothes were tracked down, and gave thanks (LINK) to Lyft and L.A.P.D. It’s unclear if this was a true theft attempt, or if it was a misunderstanding and Kelly just overreacted.  Kelly didn’t elaborate on how the driver “knowingly” drove off.  Guess we won’t be seeing any of Ozzy’s belongings on the black market today. 

 Late Rolling Stones drummer Charlie Watts left  more than $37 million to his wife and daughter.  Watts’ will includes £29.6 million – about $37 million in U.S. dollars – left to his widow Shirley and their 54-year-old daughter Seraphina.   That total doesn’t include Watts’ estate in France, believed to be worth millions more.  Watts died last August at the age of 80. The Stones included a special tribute to him on their No Filter tour earlier this year.  

A piece of Brit-rock history was just auctioned off for $400,000: the guitar Noel Gallagher played – or *would* have played – the night Oasis broke up for good.  The red Gibson ES-355 guitar was broken during a backstage fight between Noel and Liam Gallagher at the 2009 Rock en Seine Festival in Paris. The band ended up cancelling their set just minutes beforehand – and never took the stage together again.   Unsurprisingly, the Gallagher brothers disagree over who actually broke the guitar. Noel says it was Liam, Liam says it was Noel – either way, it was the end of the band to this day.    The guitar has since been restored, and was auctioned off this week for £325,000 – roughly $400,000.

Dolly Parton will once again help NBC ring in the holidays!  NBC just announced, Dolly Parton’s Mountain Magic Christmas on Monday calling it a “modern-day movie musical about the making of a network TV special.”  The meta film will follow Parton through the making of the special-within-a-special before she becomes wrapped up in “a private journey into her past, guided by the mysterious appearances of her personal Three Wise Men,” NBC said in a statement.  This will mark Parton’s third-holiday collab with NBC. Her first was Coat Of Many Colors, in 2015. The second was Christmas Of Many Colors: Circle of Love from 2016. 

The final episode of “Stranger Things” Season 4 will be over two hours long. they split the season into two volumes, the first dropping on May 27, the second one over a month later, on July 1st


JoJo Siwa, 19 – Reality star, YouTuber, singer, dancer. She does a lot!

Singer Sam Smith, 30

Marshmello, 30 –  Producer, EDM DJ

Michael Che, 39 – Comedian and co-anchor of SNL’s “Weekend Update”

Kevin Garnett, 46 – NBA Hall of Famer

Phil Rudd is 68. AC/DC drummer from 1975 until 1983, then from 1994 until 2015, when he was arrested for drug possession and trying to have someone MURDERED.

Archie Manning is 73. Former New Orleans Saints quarterback, and father of Peyton and Eli Manning.

Grace Jones, 74 –  Model, singer, and actress

Pete Townshend, 77 – Singer, guitarist from The Who

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Abbie Cat

Today’s birthday girl has been in 239 fine films, including:

  • Boobday 2
  • Born For Punishment 2
  • Ebony and Ivory
  • The Ferociously Sexy Feline
  • Happy Effing New Year
  • My Boss Is A Bitch
  • New Year, New Orgy
  • And who can forget her role in 2014’s Want Sex Will Travel

Abbie Cat is 33 years old


The Blues and Avalanche are back on the ice tonight with Game 2 of their playoff series happening at 8:30PM tonight.  Game 1 went to overtime and unfortunately the Avs scored and are up 1-0.  Tonight, you can watch the game on TNT or listen to it on 101ESPN.

Last night, the Hurricanes beat the Rangers 2-1 with a goal in overtime.  And the Flames picked up the win against the Oilers 9-6.  Tonight, the Lightning and Panthers have game 2 of their series.

The Cardinals and Mets faced off in New York last night and, the Cards just didn’t seem to get anything going.  The only real GOOD news out of last night was Albert Pujols singled giving him his 3,314 hit putting him 10th all time.  Other than that, the 11-4 loss didn’t look great.  The series wraps up this afternoon with Dakota Hudson taking the mound.  First pitch is scheduled for 12:10PM.

In the NBA playoffs – the Western Conference Finals kicked off with the Golden State Warriors picking up the 112-87 win against the Mavs.  Today, the Celtics and Heat play Game 2.  Miami leads that series 1-0.

Bryson DeChambeau is out at the PGA Championship.  After playing a practice round yesterday he said that he’s not 100% ready and didn’t feel like he could compete after wrist surgery.  The tournament starts this AM and don’t forget about the great grouping of McIlroy, Speith, and Woods teeing off this morning from Tulsa.

Alabama won’t get the opportunity to avenge last season’s loss to Texas A&M until Oct. 8. However, Nick Saban fired a few opening shots at the Aggies last night when speaking out about name, image and likeness deals. He claims that Texas A&M’s No. 1 rated recruiting class was heavily fueled by NIL deals. “I know the consequence is going to be difficult for the people who are spending tons of money to get players. You read about it, you know who they are. We were second in recruiting last year. A&M was first. A&M bought every player on their team. Made a deal for name, image and likeness. We didn’t buy one player.” Saban stated that Alabama players combined to earn $3 million “by doing it the right way.”

What an idiot.  How does this guy not think he’s gonna get caught?  Yankees prospect Jake Sanford was cut from the organization last Thursday after it was revealed the former third round pick was allegedly stealing equipment from his teammates in order to sell it. Sanford “repeatedly hounded” his teammates to give him their bats, gloves and other equipment. Sometimes, he just took it from their lockers without their consent. On top of stealing from his teammates, Sanford also was accused of scamming fans online by selling autographed equipment but then never actually sending it. When fans began calling the outfielder out on Twitter for his scamming, Sanford ended up deactivating his Twitter account. He still has his Instagram account up, which says he’s a part of the “New York Yankees organization.”

A Pennsylvania teenager broke a track and field record that stood for almost 60 years. Gary Martin, a senior at Archbishop Wood High School ran a mile in under four minutes, becoming the first high schooler to do so since Jim Ryun in 1965. Martin pulled it off at the Pennsylvania Catholic League Championship, crossing the finish line at an official 3:57:98. Martin said seeing everyone at the meet to cheer him on and see him break the record was a great moment. Martin said he hopes to one day compete in the Olympics, but for now he will attend the University of Virginia next fall.

U.S. Women’s Soccer players got what they wanted:  Going forward, men and women will be paid EQUALLY. They’ll earn the same game bonuses and appearance fees . . . and they’ll also pool their World Cup prize money and share it down the middle, becoming the first soccer federation in the world to do so. FIFA doesn’t dole that money out equally. The U.S. Women’s National Team filed a lawsuit in 2019 demanding to be paid as much as the male players